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And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning |
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of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" |
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[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, |
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and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" |
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[Plane sounds] |
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[M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, |
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quit being a pansy and do it |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Ripcord sounds] |
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[Cow:] Moo,mrr |
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[Parachute opens] |
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[Cow:] Moow |
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[Thud] |
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"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru |
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and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" |
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[Cow opening paper bag] |
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[Cow:] Moo,moo |
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[Car screeches, and turns back around] |
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[Cow:] Mrr |
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"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break |
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and then realises he can't swim" |
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[Cow walking towards pool, big splash] |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Crowd cheering] |
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[Cow:] Mrr,mrr |
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[Underwater moo] |
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"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, |
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when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" |
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[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[M2:] Hey watch it cow |
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"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle |
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when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" |
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[Tennis ball being hit] |
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[Farmer:] That was out |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out |
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[Cow:] Mrr |
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[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is |
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from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" |
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[Phone rings, cow picks it up] |
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[Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, |
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I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations? |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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[Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name? |
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farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle |
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[Cow:] Mrr |
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[Farmer:] Take that fatty |
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[Cow:] Mrr |
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[Slams down phone] |
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"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" |
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[Car sounds] |
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[Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. |
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[Car hits farmer] |
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[Farmer:] Oooh |
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[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo |