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I'm a big ****in' dick |
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I'm a pain in your ass |
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I drink all your beer |
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I'll eat the last slice |
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I'll give you charley horses |
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I'll pull your shorts down at the beach |
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I always need a ride |
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Nobody likes me |
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My name's Steve Mother****ing Polychronopolous |
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I spit when I talk |
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I swear in front of your mother |
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I throw shit at the movies |
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I wear tight pants |
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I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket |
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And then I don't show |
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I tell you I saw your girlfriend |
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****ing two guys at a party |
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'Cause my name's Steve Mother****ing Polychronopolous |
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I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned |
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I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it |
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Polychronopolous |
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Pansy |
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Pussy |
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Shit for brains |
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Douchebag |
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I'll leave your gate open |
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So your dog runs away |
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I'll make fun of your pimple |
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Then I'll grab your sister's ass |
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'Cause my name's Steve Mother****ing Polychronopolous |
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And I don't care |
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And I don't give a shit |
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I'll break your brother's stereo |
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And then tell him it was you |
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You think you're better than me |
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Well you're ****ing wrong |
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Everybody knows I'm Steve Mother****ing Polychronopolous |
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Deal with it |
