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Song 芙蓉姐夫
Artist 王蓉
Album 芙蓉姐夫

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作曲 : 王蓉
[00:09.61][03:10.71] 我是芙蓉姐夫 每天每夜想哭
[00:14.85][03:15.62] 老婆臭名昭著 不行我也出书
[03:20.43][00:19.08] 我是芙蓉姐夫 每天每夜受苦
[03:25.39][00:24.13] 老婆体形像猪 也有男人追逐
[03:30.10][00:28.86]
[00:29.83] 想想BBS 多少人激动等待
[00:36.51] 想想曾经游荡 在清华北大门外
[00:41.18] 我该知足我该高兴
[00:43.80] 我该去放鞭炮
[00:46.20] 出水芙蓉
[00:47.70] 与众不同 爱和我拥抱
[00:50.87]
[00:52.02] 男人老大不小
[00:53.92] 不能没老婆
[00:56.04] 我穷疯了没啥追求
[00:58.46] 女人没见过
[01:00.79] 在街上晃来晃去
[01:03.33] 没有人搭话
[01:05.78] 芙蓉姐姐说我可爱
[01:08.56] 把我带回家
[01:10.52]
[01:12.43] 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢
[01:15.53] 各位 大哥大姐
[01:17.89] 求求 求您 放过
[01:20.08] 我的 芙蓉姐姐
[01:22.77] 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢
[01:25.03] 各位 别再回帖
[01:27.43] 这种 炒作 我们
[01:29.40] 大家 早已厌倦
[01:31.93]
[01:33.04] 我是芙蓉姐夫 每天每夜想哭
[01:37.35] 老婆臭名昭著 不行我也出书
[01:42.24] 我是芙蓉姐夫 每天每夜受苦
[01:47.15] 老婆体形像猪 也有男人追逐
[01:52.00]
[03:42.67][03:30.93] 古有黄蓉 今有王蓉 我有芙蓉
[03:47.20][03:37.36] 她们教我 躲在家里
[03:49.81][03:39.92] 偷偷练武功
[03:52.24]
[01:58.14] （念白）
[02:02.29] 自称相貌美如花
[02:04.45] 我看长得像青蛙
[02:06.96] 自称芳龄二十八，
[02:09.40] 我看还得往上加
[02:11.82] 脸大鼻塌嘴唇厚，
[02:14.23] 屁股上面全是肉
[02:16.70] 自称清华又北大
[02:19.13] 气得两校都在骂
[02:21.60] 总说自己清如水，
[02:23.96] 看看你那粗大腿
[02:26.48] 这种身材也叫美，
[02:28.90] 我看真是活见鬼
[02:31.34] 自称多才会舞蹈，
[02:33.80] 光扭屁股动作少
[02:36.27] 还说自己境界高，
[02:38.80] 原来为了填腰包。
[02:41.08] 这个女人真讨厌，
[02:43.61] 什么事情都敢干
[02:45.99] 自知之明很重要，
[02:48.53] 可她偏偏整这套
[02:50.96] 白痴媒体还采访，
[02:53.37] 说她魅力不可挡
[02:55.79] 自称明星很耀眼，
[02:58.26] 我看纯属不要脸
[03:00.94]

Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : wáng róng
[00:09.61][03:10.71] wǒ shì fú róng jiě fū měi tiān měi yè xiǎng kū
[00:14.85][03:15.62] lǎo pó chòu míng zhāo zhù bù xíng wǒ yě chū shū
[03:20.43][00:19.08] wǒ shì fú róng jiě fū měi tiān měi yè shòu kǔ
[03:25.39][00:24.13] lǎo pó tǐ xíng xiàng zhū yě yǒu nán rén zhuī zhú
[03:30.10][00:28.86]
[00:29.83] xiǎng xiǎng BBS duō shǎo rén jī dòng děng dài
[00:36.51] xiǎng xiǎng céng jīng yóu dàng zài qīng huá běi dà mén wài
[00:41.18] wǒ gāi zhī zú wǒ gāi gāo xìng
[00:43.80] wǒ gāi qù fàng biān pào
[00:46.20] chū shuǐ fú róng
[00:47.70] yǔ zhòng bù tóng ài hé wǒ yōng bào
[00:50.87]
[00:52.02] nán rén lǎo dà bù xiǎo
[00:53.92] bù néng méi lǎo pó
[00:56.04] wǒ qióng fēng le méi shà zhuī qiú
[00:58.46] nǚ rén méi jiàn guò
[01:00.79] zài jiē shàng huǎng lái huǎng qù
[01:03.33] méi yǒu rén dā huà
[01:05.78] fú róng jiě jie shuō wǒ kě ài
[01:08.56] bǎ wǒ dài huí jiā
[01:10.52]
[01:12.43] xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè
[01:15.53] gè wèi dà gē dà jiě
[01:17.89] qiú qiú qiú nín fàng guò
[01:20.08] wǒ de fú róng jiě jie
[01:22.77] xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè
[01:25.03] gè wèi bié zài huí tiē
[01:27.43] zhè zhǒng chǎo zuò wǒ men
[01:29.40] dà jiā zǎo yǐ yàn juàn
[01:31.93]
[01:33.04] wǒ shì fú róng jiě fū měi tiān měi yè xiǎng kū
[01:37.35] lǎo pó chòu míng zhāo zhù bù xíng wǒ yě chū shū
[01:42.24] wǒ shì fú róng jiě fū měi tiān měi yè shòu kǔ
[01:47.15] lǎo pó tǐ xíng xiàng zhū yě yǒu nán rén zhuī zhú
[01:52.00]
[03:42.67][03:30.93] gǔ yǒu huáng róng jīn yǒu wáng róng wǒ yǒu fú róng
[03:47.20][03:37.36] tā men jiào wǒ duǒ zài jiā lǐ
[03:49.81][03:39.92] tōu tōu liàn wǔ gōng
[03:52.24]
[01:58.14] niàn bái
[02:02.29] zì chēng xiàng mào měi rú huā
[02:04.45] wǒ kàn zhǎng de xiàng qīng wā
[02:06.96] zì chēng fāng líng èr shí bā,
[02:09.40] wǒ kàn hái dé wǎng shàng jiā
[02:11.82] liǎn dà bí tā zuǐ chún hòu,
[02:14.23] pì gǔ shàng miàn quán shì ròu
[02:16.70] zì chēng qīng huá yòu běi dà
[02:19.13] qì dé liǎng xiào dōu zài mà
[02:21.60] zǒng shuō zì jǐ qīng rú shuǐ,
[02:23.96] kàn kàn nǐ nà cū dà tuǐ
[02:26.48] zhè zhǒng shēn cái yě jiào měi,
[02:28.90] wǒ kàn zhēn shì huó jiàn guǐ
[02:31.34] zì chèn duō cái huì wǔ dǎo,
[02:33.80] guāng niǔ pì gǔ dòng zuò shǎo
[02:36.27] hái shuō zì jǐ jìng jiè gāo,
[02:38.80] yuán lái wèi le tián yāo bāo.
[02:41.08] zhè gè nǚ rén zhēn tǎo yàn,
[02:43.61] shén me shì qíng dōu gǎn gàn
[02:45.99] zì zhī zhī míng hěn zhòng yào,
[02:48.53] kě tā piān piān zhěng zhè tào
[02:50.96] bái chī méi tǐ hái cǎi fǎng,
[02:53.37] shuō tā mèi lì bù kě dǎng
[02:55.79] zì chēng míng xīng hěn yào yǎn,
[02:58.26] wǒ kàn chún shǔ bú yào liǎn
[03:00.94]