| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 郭永章/左小祖咒/改编 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 郭永章/左小祖咒/改编 |
| [00:02.000] | 编曲 : 李强/雨墨/左小祖咒 |
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| [00:16.989] | 年年有一个三月三 天下的大会数泰山 |
| [00:38.065] | 山东有一个济南府 山西有一个府太原 |
| [01:01.866] | 咱们山东有一人姓张名叫大侃 |
| [01:07.145] | 这个山西嘞 有一个姓胡的名叫侃砖 |
| [01:14.101] | 只因为泰山庙上起了大会 他两个赶会到会里边 |
| [01:24.378] | 他两个赶会一天整 日落西山黑了天 |
| [01:34.697] | 日落西山天黑完 两个人住到一个店里边 |
| [01:44.601] | 两个人闲着没有事啊 闲着没有事 就把话来谈 |
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| [02:00.753] | (白)唱的是年年有个三月三 天下大会数泰山 |
| [02:08.232] | 山东有个济南府 山西有个府太原 |
| [02:14.783] | 山东有一人姓张名叫大侃 |
| [02:19.401] | 山西嘞呢有一人姓胡叫侃砖 |
| [02:23.574] | 只因为泰山庙上起了大会 他两个赶会去了 |
| [02:28.756] | 赶了一天到天黑住到一个店房里 |
| [02:33.073] | 闲着没事说话拉呱嘞 |
| [02:36.580] | 闲着咱山东的都说啦：“朋友，贵府哪里呀？” |
| [02:41.432] | 山西的就说了：“哟，我那是小地方，山西太原府哩。” |
| [02:49.476] | “哟，山西太原府，那不是山西的省会么？” |
| [02:57.475] | “称不起，小地方。” |
| [03:00.791] | 哦 山西的就说了：“你贵府哪里呀？” |
| [03:05.796] | “哎，我也好说。山东济南府的。” |
| [03:17.734] | “哦”济南山东的都说了：“朋友，贵姓大名哎？” |
| [03:20.531] | “不敢，免贵姓胡叫侃砖。” |
| [03:12.276] | “你贵姓高名哎？不敢名贵。姓张叫大侃。” |
| [03:26.093] | 张大侃心暗暗地里想到：我的他奶奶，我叫张大侃，他叫胡侃砖， |
| [03:32.350] | 说不了俺俩谁侃着谁哩。 |
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| [03:52.249] | “朋友，老些年我都没到山西去过了，山西的收成怎么样？” |
| [03:59.201] | “别提了，别提了，我山西了，四十多年都没下过雨了。” |
| [04:08.822] | “那老百姓饿巴死完了？” |
| [04:10.252] | “收头壮哎。” |
| [04:12.196] | “收一年能吃多少年？” |
| [04:14.344] | “收一年起码得吃个七八十年吧。” |
| [04:18.208] | “哦，那粮食籽长成啥样？！” |
| [04:23.842] | “哎，朋友啊，你听我向你道来哎。” |
| [04:41.619] | |
| [04:49.094] | 胡侃砖讲这里他拿话言言 |
| [05:03.504] | 再叫声 山东的朋友 听心间呐哎 |
| [05:14.878] | 俺山西四十多年没下过雨哎 咿 |
| [05:29.663] | 收一年能吃八十年啦呀 |
| [05:39.704] | 你若问粮食籽 长啥样 这叫我嘞慢慢地对你谈 |
| [05:58.690] | 小谷粒长得好像有拳头的大 高粱粒长得就像个饼盘 |
| [06:15.335] | 你若问豆粒有多大 好像个碾盘无二般 |
| [06:29.742] | 都说俺山西出大户 还说我是一个血穷酸 |
| [06:40.767] | 好田地我有八百顷 好房舍我有八百间 |
| [06:50.633] | 我喂着八百骡子八百马 还喂了八百老板尖 |
| [06:58.088] | 还喂了八百拉磨驴 磨了白面大家餐 |
| [07:07.689] | 老婆子我有八百六 好儿孙我有一万三 |
| [07:23.224] | 我来泰山庙上来赶会 光元宝俺带二十串 |
| [07:41.457] | 三天大会没赶了 把我的元宝也都花完啦 |
| [07:50.218] | 张玉皇他看我的鸿福大啦 他叫这谁知道磕头认到我跟前 |
| [07:58.117] | 老天爷也本是俺干爹 你看我体面也不体面 |
| [08:12.832] | 胡侃砖他这里往下讲 他大侃听到这里不耐烦啦 |
| [08:20.740] | 今一天你不把我来问 一笔勾销没话谈 |
| [08:24.725] | 今天你把我来问 我非得压住你胡侃砖 |
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| [08:31.576] | (白)好家伙你这个东西你喷得不让啊你 |
| [08:35.142] | 你不问我倒还罢了，你问我，非得压着你到不行。 |
| [08:39.773] | 听着山西的就说了：“朋友，老些年我没来的恁山东了 |
| [08:45.029] | 这山东的收成咋样？”“咦，别提俺山东了。” |
| [08:49.939] | “咋了？” |
| [08:50.617] | “俺山东八十多年都没下过雨了。” |
| [08:54.344] | “那老百姓不都饿巴死完了？” |
| [08:55.986] | “收头壮。” |
| [08:57.201] | “收一年能吃多少年？” |
| [08:58.727] | “收一年起码得吃个一百五六十年吧。” |
| [09:02.318] | “哦，那粮食籽长啥样。” |
| [09:05.118] | “哎，朋友，不知…” |
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| [09:06.436] | 制作人：左小祖咒/方有行 |
| [09:06.835] | 录音师：雷长航/刘韧 |
| [09:07.269] | 混音师：李士先 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : guo yong zhang zuo xiao zu zhou gai bian |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : guo yong zhang zuo xiao zu zhou gai bian |
| [00:02.000] | bian qu : li qiang yu mo zuo xiao zu zhou |
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| [00:16.989] | nian nian you yi ge san yue san tian xia de da hui shu tai shan |
| [00:38.065] | shan dong you yi ge ji nan fu shan xi you yi ge fu tai yuan |
| [01:01.866] | zan men shan dong you yi ren xing zhang ming jiao da kan |
| [01:07.145] | zhe ge shan xi lei you yi ge xing hu de ming jiao kan zhuan |
| [01:14.101] | zhi yin wei tai shan miao shang qi le da hui ta liang ge gan hui dao hui li bian |
| [01:24.378] | ta liang ge gan hui yi tian zheng ri luo xi shan hei le tian |
| [01:34.697] | ri luo xi shan tian hei wan liang ge ren zhu dao yi ge dian li bian |
| [01:44.601] | liang ge ren xian zhe mei you shi a xian zhe mei you shi jiu ba hua lai tan |
| [01:59.947] | |
| [02:00.753] | bai chang de shi nian nian you ge san yue san tian xia da hui shu tai shan |
| [02:08.232] | shan dong you ge ji nan fu shan xi you ge fu tai yuan |
| [02:14.783] | shan dong you yi ren xing zhang ming jiao da kan |
| [02:19.401] | shan xi lei ne you yi ren xing hu jiao kan zhuan |
| [02:23.574] | zhi yin wei tai shan miao shang qi le da hui ta liang ge gan hui qu le |
| [02:28.756] | gan le yi tian dao tian hei zhu dao yi ge dian fang li |
| [02:33.073] | xian zhe mei shi shuo hua la gua lei |
| [02:36.580] | xian zhe zan shan dong de dou shuo la:" peng you, gui fu na li ya?" |
| [02:41.432] | shan xi de jiu shuo le:" yo, wo na shi xiao di fang, shan xi tai yuan fu li." |
| [02:49.476] | " yo, shan xi tai yuan fu, na bu shi shan xi de sheng hui me?" |
| [02:57.475] | " cheng bu qi, xiao di fang." |
| [03:00.791] | o shan xi de jiu shuo le:" ni gui fu na li ya?" |
| [03:05.796] | " ai, wo ye hao shuo. shan dong ji nan fu de." |
| [03:17.734] | " o" ji nan shan dong de dou shuo le:" peng you, gui xing da ming ai?" |
| [03:20.531] | " bu gan, mian gui xing hu jiao kan zhuan." |
| [03:12.276] | " ni gui xing gao ming ai? bu gan ming gui. xing zhang jiao da kan." |
| [03:26.093] | zhang da kan xin an an di li xiang dao: wo de ta nai nai, wo jiao zhang da kan, ta jiao hu kan zhuan, |
| [03:32.350] | shuo bu liao an lia shui kan zhe shui li. |
| [03:34.958] | |
| [03:52.249] | " peng you, lao xie nian wo dou mei dao shan xi qu guo le, shan xi de shou cheng zen me yang?" |
| [03:59.201] | " bie ti le, bie ti le, wo shan xi le, si shi duo nian dou mei xia guo yu le." |
| [04:08.822] | " na lao bai xing e ba si wan le?" |
| [04:10.252] | " shou tou zhuang ai." |
| [04:12.196] | " shou yi nian neng chi duo shao nian?" |
| [04:14.344] | " shou yi nian qi ma de chi ge qi ba shi nian ba." |
| [04:18.208] | " o, na liang shi zi chang cheng sha yang?!" |
| [04:23.842] | " ai, peng you a, ni ting wo xiang ni dao lai ai." |
| [04:41.619] | |
| [04:49.094] | hu kan zhuan jiang zhe li ta na hua yan yan |
| [05:03.504] | zai jiao sheng shan dong de peng you ting xin jian na ai |
| [05:14.878] | an shan xi si shi duo nian mei xia guo yu ai yi |
| [05:29.663] | shou yi nian neng chi ba shi nian la ya |
| [05:39.704] | ni ruo wen liang shi zi zhang sha yang zhe jiao wo lei man man di dui ni tan |
| [05:58.690] | xiao gu li zhang de hao xiang you quan tou de da gao liang li zhang de jiu xiang ge bing pan |
| [06:15.335] | ni ruo wen dou li you duo da hao xiang ge nian pan wu er ban |
| [06:29.742] | dou shuo an shan xi chu da hu hai shuo wo shi yi ge xue qiong suan |
| [06:40.767] | hao tian di wo you ba bai qing hao fang she wo you ba bai jian |
| [06:50.633] | wo wei zhe ba bai luo zi ba bai ma hai wei le ba bai lao ban jian |
| [06:58.088] | hai wei le ba bai la mo lv mo le bai mian da jia can |
| [07:07.689] | lao po zi wo you ba bai liu hao er sun wo you yi wan san |
| [07:23.224] | wo lai tai shan miao shang lai gan hui guang yuan bao an dai er shi chuan |
| [07:41.457] | san tian da hui mei gan le ba wo de yuan bao ye dou hua wan la |
| [07:50.218] | zhang yu huang ta kan wo de hong fu da la ta jiao zhe shei zhi dao ke tou ren dao wo gen qian |
| [07:58.117] | lao tian ye ye ben shi an gan die ni kan wo ti mian ye bu ti mian |
| [08:12.832] | hu kan zhuan ta zhe li wang xia jiang ta da kan ting dao zhe li bu nai fan la |
| [08:20.740] | jin yi tian ni bu ba wo lai wen yi bi gou xiao mei hua tan |
| [08:24.725] | jin tian ni ba wo lai wen wo fei dei ya zhu ni hu kan zhuan |
| [08:31.443] | |
| [08:31.576] | bai hao jia huo ni zhe ge dong xi ni pen de bu rang a ni |
| [08:35.142] | ni bu wen wo dao hai ba le, ni wen wo, fei dei ya zhe ni dao bu xing. |
| [08:39.773] | ting zhe shan xi de jiu shuo le:" peng you, lao xie nian wo mei lai de nen shan dong le |
| [08:45.029] | zhe shan dong de shou cheng za yang?"" yi, bie ti an shan dong le." |
| [08:49.939] | " za le?" |
| [08:50.617] | " an shan dong ba shi duo nian dou mei xia guo yu le." |
| [08:54.344] | " na lao bai xing bu dou e ba si wan le?" |
| [08:55.986] | " shou tou zhuang." |
| [08:57.201] | " shou yi nian neng chi duo shao nian?" |
| [08:58.727] | " shou yi nian qi ma de chi ge yi bai wu liu shi nian ba." |
| [09:02.318] | " o, na liang shi zi zhang sha yang." |
| [09:05.118] | " ai, peng you, bu zhi" |
| [09:06.199] | |
| [09:06.436] | zhi zuo ren: zuo xiao zu zhou fang you xing |
| [09:06.835] | lu yin shi: lei zhang hang liu ren |
| [09:07.269] | hun yin shi: li shi xian |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : guō yǒng zhāng zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu gǎi biān |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : guō yǒng zhāng zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu gǎi biān |
| [00:02.000] | biān qǔ : lǐ qiáng yǔ mò zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu |
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| [00:16.989] | nián nián yǒu yí gè sān yuè sān tiān xià de dà huì shù tài shān |
| [00:38.065] | shān dōng yǒu yí gè jǐ nán fǔ shān xī yǒu yí gè fǔ tài yuán |
| [01:01.866] | zán men shān dōng yǒu yī rén xìng zhāng míng jiào dà kǎn |
| [01:07.145] | zhè gè shān xī lei yǒu yí gè xìng hú de míng jiào kǎn zhuān |
| [01:14.101] | zhǐ yīn wèi tài shān miào shàng qǐ le dà huì tā liǎng gè gǎn huì dào huì lǐ biān |
| [01:24.378] | tā liǎng gè gǎn huì yì tiān zhěng rì luò xī shān hēi le tiān |
| [01:34.697] | rì luò xī shān tiān hēi wán liǎng gè rén zhù dào yí gè diàn lǐ biān |
| [01:44.601] | liǎng gè rén xián zhe méi yǒu shì a xián zhe méi yǒu shì jiù bǎ huà lái tán |
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| [02:00.753] | bái chàng de shì nián nián yǒu gè sān yuè sān tiān xià dà huì shù tài shān |
| [02:08.232] | shān dōng yǒu gè jǐ nán fǔ shān xī yǒu gè fǔ tài yuán |
| [02:14.783] | shān dōng yǒu yī rén xìng zhāng míng jiào dà kǎn |
| [02:19.401] | shān xī lei ne yǒu yī rén xìng hú jiào kǎn zhuān |
| [02:23.574] | zhǐ yīn wèi tài shān miào shàng qǐ le dà huì tā liǎng gè gǎn huì qù le |
| [02:28.756] | gǎn le yì tiān dào tiān hēi zhù dào yí gè diàn fáng lǐ |
| [02:33.073] | xián zhe méi shì shuō huà lā guā lei |
| [02:36.580] | xián zhe zán shān dōng de dōu shuō la:" péng yǒu, guì fǔ nǎ lǐ ya?" |
| [02:41.432] | shān xī de jiù shuō le:" yō, wǒ nà shi xiǎo dì fāng, shān xī tài yuán fǔ lī." |
| [02:49.476] | " yō, shān xī tài yuán fǔ, nà bú shì shān xī de shěng huì me?" |
| [02:57.475] | " chēng bù qǐ, xiǎo dì fāng." |
| [03:00.791] | ó shān xī de jiù shuō le:" nǐ guì fǔ nǎ lǐ ya?" |
| [03:05.796] | " āi, wǒ yě hǎo shuō. shān dōng jǐ nán fǔ de." |
| [03:17.734] | " ó" jǐ nán shān dōng de dōu shuō le:" péng yǒu, guì xìng dà míng āi?" |
| [03:20.531] | " bù gǎn, miǎn guì xìng hú jiào kǎn zhuān." |
| [03:12.276] | " nǐ guì xìng gāo míng āi? bù gǎn míng guì. xìng zhāng jiào dà kǎn." |
| [03:26.093] | zhāng dà kǎn xīn àn àn dì lǐ xiǎng dào: wǒ de tā nǎi nǎi, wǒ jiào zhāng dà kǎn, tā jiào hú kǎn zhuān, |
| [03:32.350] | shuō bù liǎo ǎn liǎ shuí kǎn zhe shuí lī. |
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| [03:52.249] | " péng yǒu, lǎo xiē nián wǒ dōu méi dào shān xī qù guò le, shān xī de shōu chéng zěn me yàng?" |
| [03:59.201] | " bié tí le, bié tí le, wǒ shān xī le, sì shí duō nián dōu méi xià guò yǔ le." |
| [04:08.822] | " nà lǎo bǎi xìng è bā sǐ wán le?" |
| [04:10.252] | " shōu tóu zhuàng āi." |
| [04:12.196] | " shōu yī nián néng chī duō shào nián?" |
| [04:14.344] | " shōu yī nián qǐ mǎ dé chī gè qī bā shí nián ba." |
| [04:18.208] | " ó, nà liáng shí zǐ cháng chéng shà yàng?!" |
| [04:23.842] | " āi, péng yǒu a, nǐ tīng wǒ xiàng nǐ dào lái āi." |
| [04:41.619] | |
| [04:49.094] | hú kǎn zhuān jiǎng zhè lǐ tā ná huà yán yán |
| [05:03.504] | zài jiào shēng shān dōng de péng yǒu tīng xīn jiān nà āi |
| [05:14.878] | ǎn shān xī sì shí duō nián méi xià guò yǔ āi yī |
| [05:29.663] | shōu yī nián néng chī bā shí nián la ya |
| [05:39.704] | nǐ ruò wèn liáng shí zǐ zhǎng shà yàng zhè jiào wǒ lei màn màn dì duì nǐ tán |
| [05:58.690] | xiǎo gǔ lì zhǎng de hǎo xiàng yǒu quán tou de dà gāo liáng lì zhǎng de jiù xiàng gè bǐng pán |
| [06:15.335] | nǐ ruò wèn dòu lì yǒu duō dà hǎo xiàng gè niǎn pán wú èr bān |
| [06:29.742] | dōu shuō ǎn shān xī chū dà hù hái shuō wǒ shì yí gè xuè qióng suān |
| [06:40.767] | hǎo tián dì wǒ yǒu bā bǎi qǐng hǎo fáng shè wǒ yǒu bā bǎi jiān |
| [06:50.633] | wǒ wèi zhe bā bǎi luó zi bā bǎi mǎ hái wèi le bā bǎi lǎo bǎn jiān |
| [06:58.088] | hái wèi le bā bǎi lā mó lǘ mó le bái miàn dà jiā cān |
| [07:07.689] | lǎo pó zǐ wǒ yǒu bā bǎi liù hǎo ér sūn wǒ yǒu yī wàn sān |
| [07:23.224] | wǒ lái tài shān miào shàng lái gǎn huì guāng yuán bǎo ǎn dài èr shí chuàn |
| [07:41.457] | sān tiān dà huì méi gǎn le bǎ wǒ de yuán bǎo yě dōu huā wán la |
| [07:50.218] | zhāng yù huáng tā kàn wǒ de hóng fú dà la tā jiào zhè shéi zhī dào kē tóu rèn dào wǒ gēn qián |
| [07:58.117] | lǎo tiān yé yě běn shì ǎn gān diē nǐ kàn wǒ tǐ miàn yě bù tǐ miàn |
| [08:12.832] | hú kǎn zhuān tā zhè lǐ wǎng xià jiǎng tā dà kǎn tīng dào zhè lǐ bù nài fán la |
| [08:20.740] | jīn yì tiān nǐ bù bǎ wǒ lái wèn yī bǐ gōu xiāo méi huà tán |
| [08:24.725] | jīn tiān nǐ bǎ wǒ lái wèn wǒ fēi děi yā zhù nǐ hú kǎn zhuān |
| [08:31.443] | |
| [08:31.576] | bái hǎo jiā huo nǐ zhè gè dōng xī nǐ pēn dé bù ràng a nǐ |
| [08:35.142] | nǐ bù wèn wǒ dǎo hái bà le, nǐ wèn wǒ, fēi děi yā zhe nǐ dào bù xíng. |
| [08:39.773] | tīng zhe shān xī de jiù shuō le:" péng yǒu, lǎo xiē nián wǒ méi lái de nèn shān dōng le |
| [08:45.029] | zhè shān dōng de shōu chéng zǎ yàng?"" yí, bié tí ǎn shān dōng le." |
| [08:49.939] | " zǎ le?" |
| [08:50.617] | " ǎn shān dōng bā shí duō nián dōu méi xià guò yǔ le." |
| [08:54.344] | " nà lǎo bǎi xìng bù dōu è bā sǐ wán le?" |
| [08:55.986] | " shōu tóu zhuàng." |
| [08:57.201] | " shōu yī nián néng chī duō shào nián?" |
| [08:58.727] | " shōu yī nián qǐ mǎ dé chī gè yī bǎi wǔ liù shí nián ba." |
| [09:02.318] | " ó, nà liáng shí zǐ zhǎng shà yàng." |
| [09:05.118] | " āi, péng yǒu, bù zhī" |
| [09:06.199] | |
| [09:06.436] | zhì zuò rén: zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu fāng yǒu xíng |
| [09:06.835] | lù yīn shī: léi zhǎng háng liú rèn |
| [09:07.269] | hùn yīn shī: lǐ shì xiān |
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