| 作词 : 丰帆 | |
| 作曲 : 丰帆 | |
| 大家手里捧好西瓜 | |
| 看看哪个明星又出事啦 | |
| 耍贱卖萌又装傻 | |
| 还得装的有文化 | |
| 早上新闻里很 浮夸 | |
| 中午人设就崩塌 | |
| 明星一个比一个假 | |
| 真是让人害怕 | |
| 扒呀扒呀扒 使劲扒顺藤摸瓜 | |
| 挖呀挖呀挖 喜闻乐见看八卦 | |
| 抓呀抓呀抓 一抓就是一大把 | |
| 人品要是渣 当心变成笑话 |
| zuo ci : feng fan | |
| zuo qu : feng fan | |
| da jia shou li peng hao xi gua | |
| kan kan nei ge ming xing you chu shi la | |
| shua jian mai meng you zhuang sha | |
| hai de zhuang de you wen hua | |
| zao shang xin wen li hen fu kua | |
| zhong wu ren she jiu beng ta | |
| ming xing yi ge bi yi ge jia | |
| zhen shi rang ren hai pa | |
| ba ya ba ya ba shi jin ba shun teng mo gua | |
| wa ya wa ya wa xi wen le jian kan ba gua | |
| zhua ya zhua ya zhua yi zhua jiu shi yi da ba | |
| ren pin yao shi zha dang xin bian cheng xiao hua |
| zuò cí : fēng fān | |
| zuò qǔ : fēng fān | |
| dà jiā shǒu lǐ pěng hǎo xī guā | |
| kàn kàn něi gè míng xīng yòu chū shì la | |
| shuǎ jiàn mài méng yòu zhuāng shǎ | |
| hái dé zhuāng de yǒu wén huà | |
| zǎo shàng xīn wén lǐ hěn fú kuā | |
| zhōng wǔ rén shè jiù bēng tā | |
| míng xīng yí gè bǐ yí gè jiǎ | |
| zhēn shì ràng rén hài pà | |
| bā ya bā ya bā shǐ jìn bā shùn téng mō guā | |
| wā ya wā ya wā xǐ wén lè jiàn kàn bā guà | |
| zhuā ya zhuā ya zhuā yī zhuā jiù shì yī dà bǎ | |
| rén pǐn yào shì zhā dāng xīn biàn chéng xiào huà |