| Song | Turning Gay |
| Artist | Dog Fashion Disco |
| Album | Beating A Dead Horse To Death Again |
| 作曲 : Dog Fashion Disco, Smith ... | |
| Sometimes life can get you down | |
| Sometimes it's hard to pick yourself off the ground | |
| Sometimes mountains crumble down around you | |
| And you feel there's nothing you can do | |
| When your skies turn gray | |
| It kinda turns me gay | |
| Hoh yeah | |
| It ****in' turns me gay | |
| Kinda queer | |
| ****in' turns me gay | |
| Oh, **** yeah | |
| Oh, gay | |
| Today | |
| Ah | |
| I mean, gay | |
| Sometimes life gets you down | |
| You gotta ****in' pick yourself up by your bootstraps | |
| Yeah when it looks like all hope is lost | |
| There is a cost that you must pay | |
| **** yeah | |
| And then it turns you gay | |
| Oh yeah | |
| It ****in' turns you gay | |
| Pretty gay | |
| Sometimes it tears your ****in' asshole apart | |
| You can barely fart | |
| Sometimes the only thing that can help you | |
| Is when the ****in' gerbil pushes his little hairs | |
| And tickles that little | |
| **** yeah | |
| Somebody find me a ****in' funnel and a gerbil | |
| I think I'm turnin' gay | |
| Oh | |
| Oh yeah | |
| Buck n' five |
| zuò qǔ : Dog Fashion Disco, Smith ... | |
| Sometimes life can get you down | |
| Sometimes it' s hard to pick yourself off the ground | |
| Sometimes mountains crumble down around you | |
| And you feel there' s nothing you can do | |
| When your skies turn gray | |
| It kinda turns me gay | |
| Hoh yeah | |
| It in' turns me gay | |
| Kinda queer | |
| in' turns me gay | |
| Oh, yeah | |
| Oh, gay | |
| Today | |
| Ah | |
| I mean, gay | |
| Sometimes life gets you down | |
| You gotta in' pick yourself up by your bootstraps | |
| Yeah when it looks like all hope is lost | |
| There is a cost that you must pay | |
| yeah | |
| And then it turns you gay | |
| Oh yeah | |
| It in' turns you gay | |
| Pretty gay | |
| Sometimes it tears your in' asshole apart | |
| You can barely fart | |
| Sometimes the only thing that can help you | |
| Is when the in' gerbil pushes his little hairs | |
| And tickles that little | |
| yeah | |
| Somebody find me a in' funnel and a gerbil | |
| I think I' m turnin' gay | |
| Oh | |
| Oh yeah | |
| Buck n' five |