| Song | Wrong Turn |
| Artist | Darren Hanlon |
| Album | Little Chills |
| On the journey that you take from womb to worm | |
| You're silently pushed into each wrong turn | |
| What gives? | |
| I found a bar filled up with ancient | |
| Chinese sages | |
| All playing bingo, pinball | |
| Could've stayed for ages | |
| In there In there | |
| For I belong with them | |
| I wish I'd have met them sooner | |
| Although I'm alien | |
| And over thirty years their junior | |
| But it's not me to make like a chandelier | |
| So I folded up my map and drained my beer | |
| I'm gone I'm gone |