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Barney works down at the a&p |
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He drives a baby blue a.m.c. |
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Ain't missed of day of work in 13 years |
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He's a fire department volunteer |
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He's got a yard that's always just been mowed |
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Collected stamps since he was 10 years old |
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You've never seen a more regular guy |
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But when the sun goes down on friday night |
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Chorus |
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Slaps on his hai karate after shave |
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Puts on his elvis jacket custom-made |
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Gets in his patent leather zebra boots |
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Fires up his super sport malibu |
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He burns the rubber 'cross the county line |
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A honky tonkin' fool till closing time |
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You ought to see him metamorphosize |
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From barney jekyll into bubba hyde |
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Monday morning it's a suit and tie |
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Attention shoppers there's a two-for-one buy |
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Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel |
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Makes his round in the bookmobile |
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He's got a wednesday night canasta game |
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Thursday's the tourney at the bowling lanes |
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His friends would freak out if they only knew |
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The party animal he turns into |
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Chorus |
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You oughta see him metamorphosize |
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From barney jekyll into bubba hyde |
