The Humpty Dance (LP Version) Lyrics
| Song | The Humpty Dance (LP Version) |
| Artist | Digital Underground |
| Album | Sex Packets |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : E. Humphrey/G. Jacobs |
| [00:00.410] | 作曲 : George Clinton/Bootsy Collins/Walter Morrison/E. Humphrey/G. Jacobs |
| [00:00.821] | The Humpty Dance （LP Version）-Digital Underground |
| [00:11.36] | All right stop whatcha doin''cause I'm about to ruin |
| [00:13.656] | The image and the style that ya used to |
| [00:15.526] | I look funny but yo I'm makin'money see |
| [00:18.406] | So yo world I hope you're ready for me |
| [00:20.266] | Now gather round I'm the new fool in town |
| [00:22.766] | And my sound's laid down by the Underground |
| [00:25.111] | I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf |
| [00:27.421] | So just let me introduce myself |
| [00:29.541] | My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty |
| [00:32.411] | Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee |
| [00:35.700] | And all the rappers in the top ten |
| [00:36.951] | Please allow me to bump thee |
| [00:38.831] | I'm steppin'tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty |
| [00:41.571] | You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me |
| [00:43.881] | I like to rhyme I like my beats funky |
| [00:46.71] | I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy |
| [00:48.251] | I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack |
| [00:51.501] | But sometimes I get ridiculous |
| [00:53.121] | I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice |
| [00:55.121] | Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish |
| [00:57.861] | Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny |
| [01:00.541] | It never stopped me from gettin'busy |
| [01:02.101] | I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom |
| [01:04.541] | I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom |
| [01:07.121] | I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee |
| [01:09.631] | They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me |
| [01:11.691] | I'm still gettin'in the girls'pants |
| [01:13.821] | And I even got my own dance |
| [01:15.931] | The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
| [01:19.811] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [01:25.481] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [01:30.911] | Do ya know what I'm doin'doin'the Humpty Hump |
| [01:35.601] | Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [01:38.841] | People say Humpty you're really funny lookin' |
| [01:41.841] | That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' |
| [01:44.91] | Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me |
| [01:47.91] | But ya can't get near me |
| [01:48.831] | I give 'em more see and on the floor B |
| [01:51.321] | All the girls they adore me |
| [01:52.821] | Oh yes ladies I'm really bein'sincere |
| [01:55.321] | 'Cause in a 69my humpty nose will tickle ya rear |
| [01:57.301] | My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed |
| [02:00.291] | Big like a pickle I'm still gettin'paid |
| [02:02.361] | I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge |
| [02:04.721] | Both how I'm livin'and my nose is large |
| [02:06.911] | I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid |
| [02:09.401] | I use a word that don't mean nothin'like looptid |
| [02:11.271] | I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it |
| [02:14.271] | I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits |
| [02:16.771] | Also told ya that I like to bite |
| [02:18.581] | Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write |
| [02:21.191] | All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance |
| [02:23.491] | And now I'm gonna do my dance |
| [02:25.111] | The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
| [02:29.291] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [02:34.471] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [02:39.961] | Do ya know what I'm doin'doin'the Humpty Hump |
| [02:45.511] | Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [02:50.321] | Oh yeah that's the break y'all |
| [02:52.61] | Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here |
| [02:58.391] | Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself |
| [03:02.31] | Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance |
| [03:04.211] | It's real easy to do check it out |
| [03:07.151] | First I limp to the side like my leg was broken |
| [03:09.771] | Shakin'and twitchin'kinda like I was smokin' |
| [03:12.641] | Crazy wack funky |
| [03:14.411] | People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty |
| [03:17.151] | That's all right 'cause my body's in motion |
| [03:19.221] | It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion |
| [03:21.531] | Anyone can play this game |
| [03:23.391] | This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name |
| [03:25.831] | No two people will do it the same |
| [03:28.141] | Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain |
| [03:30.821] | Humpin'funkin'jumpin'jig around shakin'ya rump |
| [03:35.11] | And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump |
| [03:37.871] | Tell him step off I'm doin'the Hump |
| [03:39.331] | The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
| [03:45.431] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [03:50.111] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [03:54.641] | Do ya know what I'm doin'doin'the Humpty Hump |
| [03:59.571] | Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:03.191] | Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:07.251] | White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:12.241] | Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin'the hump |
| [04:17.231] | Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:24.991] | Let's get stoopid |
| [04:27.561] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:31.871] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:37.880] | Doin'the Humpty Hump |
| [04:41.120] | Doin'the Humpty Hump |
| [04:45.820] | Oh yeah come on and break it down |
| [04:53.421] | Once again the Underground is in the house |
| [04:56.731] | I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world |
| [04:59.531] | Keep on doin'the Humpty Dance and to the ladies |
| [05:03.211] | Peace and humptiness forever |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : E. Humphrey G. Jacobs |
| [00:00.410] | zuo qu : George Clinton Bootsy Collins Walter Morrison E. Humphrey G. Jacobs |
| [00:00.821] | The Humpty Dance LP Version Digital Underground |
| [00:11.36] | All right stop whatcha doin'' cause I' m about to ruin |
| [00:13.656] | The image and the style that ya used to |
| [00:15.526] | I look funny but yo I' m makin' money see |
| [00:18.406] | So yo world I hope you' re ready for me |
| [00:20.266] | Now gather round I' m the new fool in town |
| [00:22.766] | And my sound' s laid down by the Underground |
| [00:25.111] | I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf |
| [00:27.421] | So just let me introduce myself |
| [00:29.541] | My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty |
| [00:32.411] | Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee |
| [00:35.700] | And all the rappers in the top ten |
| [00:36.951] | Please allow me to bump thee |
| [00:38.831] | I' m steppin' tall y' all and just like Humpty Dumpty |
| [00:41.571] | You' re gonna fall when the stereos pump me |
| [00:43.881] | I like to rhyme I like my beats funky |
| [00:46.71] | I' m spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy |
| [00:48.251] | I' m sick wit dis straight gangsta mack |
| [00:51.501] | But sometimes I get ridiculous |
| [00:53.121] | I' ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice |
| [00:55.121] | Hey yo fat girl c' mere are ya ticklish |
| [00:57.861] | Yeah I called ya fat look at me I' m skinny |
| [01:00.541] | It never stopped me from gettin' busy |
| [01:02.101] | I' m a freak I like the girls with the boom |
| [01:04.541] | I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom |
| [01:07.121] | I' m crazy allow me to amaze thee |
| [01:09.631] | They say I' m ugly but it just don' t faze me |
| [01:11.691] | I' m still gettin' in the girls' pants |
| [01:13.821] | And I even got my own dance |
| [01:15.931] | The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
| [01:19.811] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [01:25.481] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [01:30.911] | Do ya know what I' m doin' doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [01:35.601] | Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [01:38.841] | People say Humpty you' re really funny lookin' |
| [01:41.841] | That' s all right ' cause I get things cookin' |
| [01:44.91] | Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me |
| [01:47.91] | But ya can' t get near me |
| [01:48.831] | I give ' em more see and on the floor B |
| [01:51.321] | All the girls they adore me |
| [01:52.821] | Oh yes ladies I' m really bein' sincere |
| [01:55.321] | ' Cause in a 69my humpty nose will tickle ya rear |
| [01:57.301] | My nose is big uhuh I' m not ashamed |
| [02:00.291] | Big like a pickle I' m still gettin' paid |
| [02:02.361] | I get laid by the ladies ya know I' m in charge |
| [02:04.721] | Both how I' m livin' and my nose is large |
| [02:06.911] | I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid |
| [02:09.401] | I use a word that don' t mean nothin' like looptid |
| [02:11.271] | I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it |
| [02:14.271] | I' m the one who said just grab ' em in the biscuits |
| [02:16.771] | Also told ya that I like to bite |
| [02:18.581] | Well yeah I guess it' s obvious I also like to write |
| [02:21.191] | All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance |
| [02:23.491] | And now I' m gonna do my dance |
| [02:25.111] | The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
| [02:29.291] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [02:34.471] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [02:39.961] | Do ya know what I' m doin' doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [02:45.511] | Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [02:50.321] | Oh yeah that' s the break y' all |
| [02:52.61] | Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here |
| [02:58.391] | Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself |
| [03:02.31] | Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance |
| [03:04.211] | It' s real easy to do check it out |
| [03:07.151] | First I limp to the side like my leg was broken |
| [03:09.771] | Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' |
| [03:12.641] | Crazy wack funky |
| [03:14.411] | People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty |
| [03:17.151] | That' s all right ' cause my body' s in motion |
| [03:19.221] | It' s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion |
| [03:21.531] | Anyone can play this game |
| [03:23.391] | This is my dance y' all Humpty Hump' s my name |
| [03:25.831] | No two people will do it the same |
| [03:28.141] | Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain |
| [03:30.821] | Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump |
| [03:35.11] | And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump |
| [03:37.871] | Tell him step off I' m doin' the Hump |
| [03:39.331] | The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
| [03:45.431] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [03:50.111] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [03:54.641] | Do ya know what I' m doin' doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [03:59.571] | Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:03.191] | Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:07.251] | White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:12.241] | Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump |
| [04:17.231] | Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:24.991] | Let' s get stoopid |
| [04:27.561] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:31.871] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:37.880] | Doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [04:41.120] | Doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [04:45.820] | Oh yeah come on and break it down |
| [04:53.421] | Once again the Underground is in the house |
| [04:56.731] | I' d like to send a shout out to the whole world |
| [04:59.531] | Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies |
| [05:03.211] | Peace and humptiness forever |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : E. Humphrey G. Jacobs |
| [00:00.410] | zuò qǔ : George Clinton Bootsy Collins Walter Morrison E. Humphrey G. Jacobs |
| [00:00.821] | The Humpty Dance LP Version Digital Underground |
| [00:11.36] | All right stop whatcha doin'' cause I' m about to ruin |
| [00:13.656] | The image and the style that ya used to |
| [00:15.526] | I look funny but yo I' m makin' money see |
| [00:18.406] | So yo world I hope you' re ready for me |
| [00:20.266] | Now gather round I' m the new fool in town |
| [00:22.766] | And my sound' s laid down by the Underground |
| [00:25.111] | I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf |
| [00:27.421] | So just let me introduce myself |
| [00:29.541] | My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty |
| [00:32.411] | Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee |
| [00:35.700] | And all the rappers in the top ten |
| [00:36.951] | Please allow me to bump thee |
| [00:38.831] | I' m steppin' tall y' all and just like Humpty Dumpty |
| [00:41.571] | You' re gonna fall when the stereos pump me |
| [00:43.881] | I like to rhyme I like my beats funky |
| [00:46.71] | I' m spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy |
| [00:48.251] | I' m sick wit dis straight gangsta mack |
| [00:51.501] | But sometimes I get ridiculous |
| [00:53.121] | I' ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice |
| [00:55.121] | Hey yo fat girl c' mere are ya ticklish |
| [00:57.861] | Yeah I called ya fat look at me I' m skinny |
| [01:00.541] | It never stopped me from gettin' busy |
| [01:02.101] | I' m a freak I like the girls with the boom |
| [01:04.541] | I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom |
| [01:07.121] | I' m crazy allow me to amaze thee |
| [01:09.631] | They say I' m ugly but it just don' t faze me |
| [01:11.691] | I' m still gettin' in the girls' pants |
| [01:13.821] | And I even got my own dance |
| [01:15.931] | The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
| [01:19.811] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [01:25.481] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [01:30.911] | Do ya know what I' m doin' doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [01:35.601] | Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [01:38.841] | People say Humpty you' re really funny lookin' |
| [01:41.841] | That' s all right ' cause I get things cookin' |
| [01:44.91] | Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me |
| [01:47.91] | But ya can' t get near me |
| [01:48.831] | I give ' em more see and on the floor B |
| [01:51.321] | All the girls they adore me |
| [01:52.821] | Oh yes ladies I' m really bein' sincere |
| [01:55.321] | ' Cause in a 69my humpty nose will tickle ya rear |
| [01:57.301] | My nose is big uhuh I' m not ashamed |
| [02:00.291] | Big like a pickle I' m still gettin' paid |
| [02:02.361] | I get laid by the ladies ya know I' m in charge |
| [02:04.721] | Both how I' m livin' and my nose is large |
| [02:06.911] | I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid |
| [02:09.401] | I use a word that don' t mean nothin' like looptid |
| [02:11.271] | I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it |
| [02:14.271] | I' m the one who said just grab ' em in the biscuits |
| [02:16.771] | Also told ya that I like to bite |
| [02:18.581] | Well yeah I guess it' s obvious I also like to write |
| [02:21.191] | All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance |
| [02:23.491] | And now I' m gonna do my dance |
| [02:25.111] | The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
| [02:29.291] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [02:34.471] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [02:39.961] | Do ya know what I' m doin' doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [02:45.511] | Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [02:50.321] | Oh yeah that' s the break y' all |
| [02:52.61] | Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here |
| [02:58.391] | Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself |
| [03:02.31] | Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance |
| [03:04.211] | It' s real easy to do check it out |
| [03:07.151] | First I limp to the side like my leg was broken |
| [03:09.771] | Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' |
| [03:12.641] | Crazy wack funky |
| [03:14.411] | People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty |
| [03:17.151] | That' s all right ' cause my body' s in motion |
| [03:19.221] | It' s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion |
| [03:21.531] | Anyone can play this game |
| [03:23.391] | This is my dance y' all Humpty Hump' s my name |
| [03:25.831] | No two people will do it the same |
| [03:28.141] | Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain |
| [03:30.821] | Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump |
| [03:35.11] | And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump |
| [03:37.871] | Tell him step off I' m doin' the Hump |
| [03:39.331] | The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
| [03:45.431] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [03:50.111] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [03:54.641] | Do ya know what I' m doin' doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [03:59.571] | Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:03.191] | Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:07.251] | White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:12.241] | Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump |
| [04:17.231] | Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:24.991] | Let' s get stoopid |
| [04:27.561] | Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:31.871] | Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
| [04:37.880] | Doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [04:41.120] | Doin' the Humpty Hump |
| [04:45.820] | Oh yeah come on and break it down |
| [04:53.421] | Once again the Underground is in the house |
| [04:56.731] | I' d like to send a shout out to the whole world |
| [04:59.531] | Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies |
| [05:03.211] | Peace and humptiness forever |
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