| Song | Whiskey & Gin |
| Artist | Dance Hall Crashers |
| Album | Honey I'm Homely |
| 作词 : Dance Hall Crashers | |
| In the backroom of the bar, crusty fingernails | |
| I saw him | |
| Everything was hidden by all the greasy hair he was in | |
| Never looking up, he seemed so sad | |
| I tried to offer him | |
| My shot of whiskey but he said | |
| I only drink gin | |
| We sat there quietly purposely ignoring the room | |
| He smiled wistfully, his shirt was dirty and torn | |
| Everlasting glances left open ended chances | |
| But he stole my heart when he ordered a double for me | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| We made a great couple me and him | |
| Cause I drink whiskey but he only ever drinks gin | |
| Well that's the way it is with him | |
| Went to the ladies room, when | |
| I returned to my chair | |
| His hands were in my bag, red handed guilt everywhere | |
| Took out a photo of an old | |
| Romeo Threw it over his shoulder and rested his hand on my knee | |
| We played these games where we go through the whole alphabet | |
| He'd have an | |
| Adam and Eve and | |
| I had a Dixie | |
| Julep Went through an | |
| Artillery, | |
| Caruso, and a | |
| Diamond Fizz | |
| Fallen Angel, | |
| Green Dragon, ending with a kiss in the dark | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| We made a great couple me and him | |
| Cause I drink whiskey but he only ever drinks gin | |
| Last call came right at once, glasses were empty and dry | |
| We got our second wind but all we had was a dime | |
| Didn't even seem to care, the bartender unaware | |
| We jumped overthe counter, took off with our hands full of booze | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| We made a great couple me and him | |
| Cause I drink whiskey but he only ever drinks gin (x2) |
| zuò cí : Dance Hall Crashers | |
| In the backroom of the bar, crusty fingernails | |
| I saw him | |
| Everything was hidden by all the greasy hair he was in | |
| Never looking up, he seemed so sad | |
| I tried to offer him | |
| My shot of whiskey but he said | |
| I only drink gin | |
| We sat there quietly purposely ignoring the room | |
| He smiled wistfully, his shirt was dirty and torn | |
| Everlasting glances left open ended chances | |
| But he stole my heart when he ordered a double for me | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| We made a great couple me and him | |
| Cause I drink whiskey but he only ever drinks gin | |
| Well that' s the way it is with him | |
| Went to the ladies room, when | |
| I returned to my chair | |
| His hands were in my bag, red handed guilt everywhere | |
| Took out a photo of an old | |
| Romeo Threw it over his shoulder and rested his hand on my knee | |
| We played these games where we go through the whole alphabet | |
| He' d have an | |
| Adam and Eve and | |
| I had a Dixie | |
| Julep Went through an | |
| Artillery, | |
| Caruso, and a | |
| Diamond Fizz | |
| Fallen Angel, | |
| Green Dragon, ending with a kiss in the dark | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| We made a great couple me and him | |
| Cause I drink whiskey but he only ever drinks gin | |
| Last call came right at once, glasses were empty and dry | |
| We got our second wind but all we had was a dime | |
| Didn' t even seem to care, the bartender unaware | |
| We jumped overthe counter, took off with our hands full of booze | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| In the back room of the bar | |
| We made a great couple me and him | |
| Cause I drink whiskey but he only ever drinks gin x2 |