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When I tell you that I love you |
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Don't test my love |
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Accept my love don't test my love |
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Cause maybe I don't love you all that much |
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Don't ask what kind of music I'm gonna play tonight |
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Just stay awhile |
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Hear for yourself awhile |
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And if you must put me in a box |
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Make sure it's a big box |
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With lots of windows |
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And a door to walk through |
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And a nice high chimney |
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So we can burn burn burn |
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Everything that we don't like |
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And watch the ashes |
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Fly up to Heaven |
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Maybe all the way to India |
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I'd like that |
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All the ancient kings came to my door |
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They said, "Do you want to be an ancient king too?" |
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I said, "Oh yes, very much |
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But I think my timing's wrong" |
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They said, "Time is relative |
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Or did you misread Einstien?" |
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I said, "Do you really mean it?" |
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They said, "What do you think we come here for |
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Our goddamn health or something?" |
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Everybody's waiting for the messiah |
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The Jews are waiting |
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The Christians are waiting |
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Also the Muslims |
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It's like everybody's waiting |
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They've been waiting a long time |
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I know how I hate to wait |
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Like even for a bus or something |
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An important phone call |
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So I can imagine |
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How darned impatient |
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Everybody must be getting |
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So I think it's time now |
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Time to reveal myself |
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I am the Messiah |
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I am the Messiah |
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I am the Messiah |
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Yes, I think you heard me right |
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I am the Messiah |
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I was gonna wait till next year |
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Build up the suspense a little |
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Make it a really big surprise |
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But I could not resist |
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It's like when you got a really big secret |
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You're just bursting to tell someone |
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It was kinda like that with this |
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And now that I've told you |
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I feel this great weight lifted |
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Dr. Nusbaum was right |
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He's my therapist |
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He said get it out in the open |
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I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem |
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Mmmm Jerusalem |
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Sweet Jerusalem |
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And all I ate was olives |
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Nothing but olives |
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Mountains of olives |
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It was a good ten days |
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I like olives |
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I like you too |
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So when I tell you that I love you |
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Don't test my love |
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Accept my love |
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Don't test my love |
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'Cause maybe I don't love you all that much |