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Hello? |
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Yeah, this is Prince, who's this? |
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Yo, what's up baby, how you doin? |
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Oh, I'm tryin to see you on a personal tip |
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You know that, right? |
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Heh |
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Ah come on |
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You been tellin me that for years |
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You're a little bit older than me, you know? |
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You're 30 years old and I'm 20 |
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Age ain't nothin but a number, baby |
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Hey look, I'm young but I'm real strong |
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Heh |
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Hey look, I know that, I know, I know |
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I can't sport you around in my Benzito |
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And take you out to dinner and be seen |
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You know |
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That's cool, though |
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I tell you what |
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I tell you what |
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Got a remedy for this problem |
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This is what I want you to do |
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I want you to get a globe, right? |
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I want you to spin the globe, spin it hard baby |
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Pick anywhere in the world |
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And I'll take you there |
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We'll be together, alright? |
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You with that? |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Greek mythological gods are inferior |
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Studs and playboys, come on, I'm superior |
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Any man can look and see where the curves are |
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It takes a real man to find where the nerves are |
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Women like huggin, kissin and carressin |
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And eh - ssssslooowww undressin |
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Calm down, chill out, take your time, dude |
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Don't be all rough and fast like a monsoon |
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Women are soft and fragile, you know delicate |
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It's really not appealin to then when the fella gets |
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All worked up and rushes to the pinnacle |
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You might think so, but yo, they ain't with it though |
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Candlelight dinner, just you and her in a |
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Nice restaurant is always a winner |
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Then ah - if she is first rate and on the first date |
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She says no, be patient, don't push her, just wait |
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Because a woman is a gift to a man |
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They like you +real+ hard but with a gentle hand |
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So get your act together cause if you're trippin up |
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If you're slippin up, then F.P. is pickin up |
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All of y'all slack men, cause what you're lackin |
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I fill up, so ain't no need to come back, man |
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Everything ain't always the way that it seems |
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I'm the Fresh Prince, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams |
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[ Jazzy Jeff on the phone ] |
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Yo, what's up |
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Yeah, this Jeff |
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Yeah, I heard you talked to Prince today, huh? |
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Yeah |
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Let me guess |
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He's 'young but strong' |
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Yeah |
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I kinda figured that |
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Let me ask you a question |
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Did he kick the 'globe' line on you? |
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Yeah, I thought so |
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I heard that before too |
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Look, I'm not into geography |
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So I'm not gonna ask you to spin no globe and point to where you wanna go |
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Or spend no dollars or even do back-semis when I come in the room |
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Because I'm not into that |
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You know, all I'm askin for is 60 minutes of your time |
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And I can set the whole record straight |
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You know what I'm sayin? |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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I'm not tryin to say nothin that's hard or complex |
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Or get you psyched with a pose or body flex |
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I win your lovin with a paid vacation |
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You know, I'm more into a intellectual stimulation |
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I make your mind feel good, your body follows it |
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I pour lovin in, your mind swallows it |
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I'm not dissin Prince, cause he's my friend |
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But boys'll be boys and men'll be men |
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Ladies, your battery's unstable? |
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Jazzy Jeff got the world's best jumping cables |
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14'000 volts of pure intimacy |
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That's enticin to you? Yeah, it was meant to be |
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Don't debate the great flow of fate |
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Let he who's Jazzy have you concentrate |
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Think of me and you makin love as a team |
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I'm Jazzy Jeff, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Yo Jeff, what up, hop? |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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What's up, man? |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Hey, I heard that you was tryin to talk to my girl |
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Man, what's up with that? |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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What, your girl? |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Yeah, my girl, I heard you heard you was tryin to talk to my girl |
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What's up |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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Nah, it ain't even like that, you know |
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If you was kickin stronger game |
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She wouldn't have to call me |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Stronger game? |
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Yo, you was tryin +push up+ on my girl |
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I wanna know what's up with that |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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Once again - your girl? |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Yeah |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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I think you better get the record straight, man |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Ah |
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You said my girl was pushin up on you |
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Ain't too much to be pushin up on! |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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I mean that's true, you know |
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But you know you kickin that 'spin the globe' and all of that crazy stuff |
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She ain't with that |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Aight, aight, aight |
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We ain't even gotta go into this |
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Hey, I'm confident in myself |
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I'm sure you're confident in yourself |
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We'll let her decide |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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Yeah, you know |
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We can let her decide over a nice candlelight dinner at my spot |
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Cause that's where she gon' be tonight |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Oh heh - dinner |
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You better hope she can +make+ it to dinner after she had lunch with me |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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Oh yeah? |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Yeah, word up |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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You lead it off, I end it off |
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[ The Fresh Prince ] |
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Yeah alright, homie |
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You better check yourself 'fore you wreck yourself |
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |
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Ooh, I'm scared, I'm scared |
