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Country DJ's knows that I'm an outlaw |
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They'd never come to see me in this dive |
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Where bikers stare at cowboys |
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Who are laughing at the hippies |
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Who are praying they'll get outta here alive |
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The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me |
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Talking 'bout my earrings and my hair |
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I guess he ain't read the signs that say I been to prison |
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Someone ought to warn him 'fore I knock him off his chair |
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Cause my longhair just can't cover up my red neck |
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I've won every fight I've ever fought |
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Hey I don't need some turkey telling me that I ain't country |
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And sayin' I ain't worth the damned ol' ticket that he bought |
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Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas |
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And I still do all the sad ones that I know |
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They tell me I look like Merle Haggard |
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And sound a lot like David Allen Coe |
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And the bar maid in the last town that we played in |
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Knew the words to every song I'd wrote |
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She said Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album |
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Just about the time the jukebox broke |
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Yeah Johhny Cash helped me get out of prison |
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Long before Rodriguez stole that goat |
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I've been the Rhinestone Cowboy for so long I can't remember |
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And I can do you every song Hank Williams ever wrote |
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Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas |
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And I still do all the sad ones that I know |
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I can't help it, I look like Merle Haggard |
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And I sound a lot like David Allen Coe |
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But the country DJ's all think I'm an outlaw |
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And they'd never come to see me in this dive |
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Where bikers stare at cowboys |
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Who are laughing at the hippies |
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Who are praying they'll get out of here alive |
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The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me |
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Talking 'bout my earrings and my hair............ |
