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Well, they said it was the cheapest fare at this time of year |
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And they said, "It's nice and safe, you got nothing to fear" |
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So I will take this old plane to get to you |
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Yes, I will take this old plane to get to you |
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Twenty minutes late the plane crashes down |
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And I'm one of three left amongst a priest and a clown |
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And then all |
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I can hear is the hiss of the track |
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I said, "why the hell not" and |
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I jump on the back |
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And I will take this old train to get to you |
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Yes, I will take this old train to get to you |
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She said, "get off my train you dirty hobo" |
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And I tried to explain but it was a no go |
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It was a no go for this hobo |
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He said for fifty bucks |
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I could take it |
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He was sure that this lemon could make it |
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So I will take this old car to get to you |
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Yes, I will take this old car to get to you (He said you could take it) |
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Couple miles out of this old part of town |
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My engine explodes with a horrible sound |
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But I will take these old shoes to get to you |
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Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you |
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Oh, I will take these old shoes to get to you |
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Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you |
