| [00:04.96] | 我就是爱音乐莫叫我停下来 |
| [00:11.25] | 我就是爱唱歌呼吸打着 |
| [00:17.38] | 谢娜：小鞠 |
| [00:18.44] | 鞠婧祎：哎 |
| [00:19.14] | 谢娜：你那个应聘信息发出去没得 |
| [00:21.45] | 鞠婧祎：放心，早就发出去了 |
| [00:23.27] | 谢娜：好 |
| [00:24.17] | 谢娜：喂 |
| [00:27.88] | 吕一：喂，请问是不是龙门阵火锅店？ |
| [00:31.16] | 谢娜：是 |
| [00:31.96] | 吕一：我找下娜姐 |
| [00:34.16] | 谢娜：哦，我是娜姐，你是哪位？ |
| [00:36.09] | 吕一：我是来应聘的 |
| [00:37.97] | 谢娜：哦应聘的啊，好好好，你来嘛，来了就说是娜姐介绍的哈 |
| [00:44.25] | 吕一：要得要得，马上就到 |
| [00:46.55] | 谢娜：好 |
| [00:47.18] | 鞠婧祎：哪个的电话哦老板娘？ |
| [00:49.17] | 谢娜：来应聘的 |
| [00:50.34] | 鞠婧祎：哦~ |
| [00:51.14] | 谢娜：你刚才喊我啥子哦？我是经理，不是老板娘 |
| [00:55.65] | 鞠婧祎：行了行了，我们火锅店哪个不晓得你喜欢我们老板，你说是不是，老板娘 |
| [01:02.12] | 谢娜：你在说啥子？ |
| [01:03.74] | 鞠婧祎：老板娘啊 |
| [01:05.06] | 谢娜：你再说一遍 |
| [01:06.24] | 鞠婧祎：老...板...娘... |
| [01:08.93] | 谢娜：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，加工资！ |
| [01:16.35] | 鞠婧祎：耶！谢谢老板娘 |
| [01:18.99] | 谢娜：哎呀，就你们喊我老板娘也没得用啊，他又不晓得我喜欢他 |
| [01:24.80] | 鞠婧祎：你说你跟我们老板认识这么多年，你都没有跟他表过白啊？ |
| [01:29.85] | 谢娜：我表白过的啊，有一次，我拿了个香炉钵钵，插了三根香，我把他拉过来，想要拜天地，拜完以后我问他，你晓不晓得啥子意思哦？ |
| [01:43.65] | 鞠婧祎：他说啥子呢？ |
| [01:45.01] | 谢娜：他说，我晓得，你是要跟我桃园三结义 |
| [01:50.30] | 鞠婧祎：你说你到底喜欢他啥子哦 |
| [01:53.86] | 谢娜：诶，我这个人又不是一个肤浅的人，我喜欢他，就是因为他长得帅 |
| [02:00.27] | 鞠婧祎：长得帅 |
| [02:01.46] | 王迅：九妹九妹漂亮的妹妹 |
| [02:03.80] | 鞠婧祎：老板好老板好 |
| [02:05.95] | 王迅：都在嗦 |
| [02:07.67] | 谢娜：好帅哦 |
| [02:09.54] | 鞠婧祎：老板娘，我觉得你该去配副眼镜 |
| [02:12.43] | 谢娜：哎，配好了的啊，眼镜一配上，更有夫妻相 |
| [02:19.70] | 王迅：笑啥子 |
| [02:22.07] | 鞠婧祎：嗯...没得啥子，老板经理，我都收拾得差不多了，我就先走了哈 |
| [02:28.05] | 王迅：好好，要得，再见 |
| [02:30.27] | 谢娜：哎，一路平安哈 |
| [02:32.76] | 王迅：哎，都这个时候了，咋个一桌人都莫得喃？ |
| [02:36.88] | 谢娜：还不是为了你今天相亲，停业一天 |
| [02:40.72] | 王迅：哎哟，成本太高了，今天这个相亲，必须搞定 |
| [02:47.23] | 谢娜：好抠哦 |
| [02:48.58] | 王迅：你看下子，我给女娃儿准备的礼物 |
| [02:51.75] | 谢娜：这个是啥子哦 |
| [02:52.86] | 王迅：这个你都懂不到啊，这个叫玫瑰花，送给亲爱的她 |
| [03:00.00] | 谢娜：这是康乃馨，献给亲爱的妈 |
| [03:03.34] | 王迅：哎呀，管它的哦，一般人懂不到 |
| [03:07.10] | 谢娜：哎哟，诶，今天穿得有点帅哦 |
| [03:12.25] | 王迅：还可以哇，那当然哦，今天要相亲，在人家女娃儿面前嘛，肯定要整帅点噻 |
| [03:20.72] | 谢娜：那平常跟我在一起咋穿得那么low哦 |
| [03:25.09] | 王迅：嘿，说这些，我们两个啥关系，兄弟伙的嘛，哎呀我整精致了，你着得住（受得了）啊 |
| [03:34.74] | 谢娜：那你要加油哦，今天我给你安排相亲这个女娃子，长得漂亮，事业有成，勤俭持家，你可要好好把握住啊 |
| [03:47.97] | 王迅：哎呀，把不把握得住，关键要看有没有心跳的感觉 |
| [03:54.03] | 谢娜：是哪种心跳的感觉呢 |
| [03:56.71] | 王迅：就是我一看到她，心头就想起那首歌 |
| [04:12.13] | 谢娜：哎呀，那你看到我有没有想起啥子歌呢 |
| [04:17.38] | 王迅：你，有啊 |
| [04:23.99] | 谢娜：哎呀，跟你认识二十年了，哪还有啥子心里话 |
| [04:30.22] | 王迅：你跟我莫得（没有）心里话嘛，你找个小伙子摆（说）嘛，你也是哦，咋这么多年不耍朋友呢 |
| [04:38.25] | 谢娜：我在等一个人 |
| [04:41.56] | 王迅：等哪个？ |
| [04:45.35] | 谢娜：等个瓜娃子（傻瓜），你是，你是瓜（傻）的嗦你 |
| [04:51.87] | 王迅：哎呀不好意思，哎呀我一想到那个瓜娃子（傻瓜）跟你两个在一起，太造孽（可怜）了 |
| [05:00.17] | 谢娜：唉，算了算了，你记到哈，今天跟你相亲那个女娃子，穿的红色的毛衣 |
| [05:07.24] | 王迅：红毛衣 |
| [05:08.03] | 谢娜：哎，牛仔裤 |
| [05:09.36] | 王迅：牛仔裤 |
| [05:10.34] | 谢娜：白鞋子 |
| [05:11.54] | 王迅：白鞋子 |
| [05:12.21] | 谢娜：记到哈，我走了 |
| [05:13.35] | 王迅：记到了，哎哎哎，你抓子喃（你干什么去） |
| [05:15.31] | 谢娜：我去换身衣服 |
| [05:18.52] | 王迅：瓜（傻）得伤心，我相亲，你换啥子衣服嘛 |
| [05:25.90] | 谢娜：因为今天我也要跟一个瓜娃子（傻瓜）相亲 |
| [05:30.31] | 王迅：哎哎哎，你不要指到我，太吓人了，来来来，祝你成功 |
| [05:37.90] | 谢娜：哎呀，又是棒棒糖，这么多年你就只晓得送我棒棒糖，你能不能有点新意哦 |
| [05:44.38] | 王迅：还来 |
| [05:45.42] | 谢娜：谢了哈 |
| [05:46.40] | 王迅：嘿，不客气 |
| [05:48.07] | 谢娜：哎呀，好嗨哦 |
| [05:49.37] | 王迅：神戳戳（神经质），骑摩托 |
| [05:51.79] | 吕一：喂，亲爱的，我已经到龙门阵火锅馆了，等我应聘完了，你来接我哈，爱你，么么哒，你好 |
| [06:06.72] | 王迅：哎哎，好 |
| [06:07.53] | 吕一：请问娜姐在不在？ |
| [06:08.45] | 王迅：哦，娜姐她 |
| [06:15.04] | 吕一：哎 |
| [06:16.10] | 王迅：哎，请问你是？ |
| [06:19.39] | 吕一：我是娜姐介绍来的 |
| [06:21.36] | 王迅：哦哦哦，红毛衣，牛仔裤，白鞋子，就是她 |
| [06:26.34] | 吕一：啥子意思哦 |
| [06:27.53] | 王迅：诶诶没得啥子意思 |
| [06:28.60] | 吕一：你是？ |
| [06:29.62] | 王迅：我是这儿的老板 |
| [06:31.46] | 吕一：老板好 |
| [06:32.93] | 王迅：哎，你就不要喊老板了，你就喊我，喊我 |
| [06:37.57] | 吕一：啥子？ |
| [06:38.16] | 王迅：迅哥 |
| [06:39.22] | 吕一：迅...那要不得，那不好意思 |
| [06:43.54] | 王迅：是，我也不好意思，来来来，坐坐坐，请问咋个称呼呢？ |
| [06:51.42] | 吕一：我叫一一 |
| [06:53.18] | 王迅：一一？ |
| [06:54.37] | 吕一：一二三四的一 |
| [06:55.84] | 王迅：一见钟情的一 |
| [06:58.11] | 吕一：哎对头 |
| [06:59.20] | 王迅：你好大呢？ |
| [07:00.79] | 吕一：我二十七 |
| [07:01.85] | 王迅：我四十一 |
| [07:03.28] | 吕一：啊？ |
| [07:04.04] | 王迅：莫得问题嘛？ |
| [07:06.13] | 吕一：这个跟年龄没得问题 |
| [07:08.44] | 王迅：对对 |
| [07:09.02] | 吕一：最主要的是经验 |
| [07:10.53] | 王迅：主要要看经验 |
| [07:11.81] | 吕一：嗯 |
| [07:12.29] | 王迅：经验？这方面你很有经验啊？ |
| [07:17.53] | 吕一：那当然啰，高中毕业以后就开始了 |
| [07:20.71] | 王迅：哦哟，那这么多年你换了好几个哟？ |
| [07:25.89] | 吕一：几个？我都换了十几个了 |
| [07:29.71] | 王迅：十几个？ |
| [07:32.54] | 吕一：是噻，所以说我很有经验 |
| [07:34.91] | 王迅：不是你为啥子要换呢？ |
| [07:36.85] | 吕一：嘿，他们生意黄了我就只有换了噻，我要生活的嘛 |
| [07:41.47] | 王迅：哎呀，妹儿咧，你有点太现实了，这种事情嘛，应该讲感情嘛 |
| [07:50.12] | 吕一：哎老板，我这个人非常重感情 |
| [07:52.82] | 王迅：是不是哦 |
| [07:53.56] | 吕一：比如说上一个 |
| [07:54.99] | 王迅：啊啊啊 |
| [07:55.53] | 吕一：莫名其妙就不要我了，之前对我的承诺是一个都没有办到，我不但没有生他的气，就连他结婚我还去随了礼 |
| [08:04.69] | 王迅：嘿，大气！ |
| [08:06.84] | 吕一：哎没有没有 |
| [08:07.87] | 王迅：哎呀，我对你的印象太好了 |
| [08:10.89] | 吕一：谢谢 |
| [08:11.35] | 王迅：不晓得你...啥子感觉呢？ |
| [08:16.79] | 吕一：那我就实话实说了哟 |
| [08:19.33] | 王迅：要得要得，实话实说嘛 |
| [08:21.13] | 吕一：总的来说还可以，就是有点老 |
| [08:26.23] | 王迅：四十一了 |
| [08:27.77] | 吕一：收拾的还是多干净的 |
| [08:29.82] | 王迅：我专门（特意）收拾的 |
| [08:31.31] | 吕一：噢 |
| [08:31.61] | 王迅：你想，脏兮兮的，咋个见得到人 |
| [08:34.21] | 吕一：但还是有点油腻 |
| [08:36.18] | 王迅：哎呀人到中年了嘛 |
| [08:38.12] | 吕一：你放心，我来了以后，会把这里收拾的干干净净 |
| [08:44.94] | 王迅：把这收拾的干干净净？ |
| [08:46.58] | 吕一：啊 |
| [08:46.90] | 王迅：那家头呢？ |
| [08:48.92] | 吕一：家？家里面你就不用操心了嘛 |
| [08:51.93] | 王迅：要得要得，不操心不操心 |
| [08:54.99] | 吕一：哎迅哥，你看我合不合适？ |
| [08:57.44] | 王迅：合适合适，来来来，坐坐坐，我给你泡杯茶 |
| [09:02.89] | 吕一：哎呀太客气了 |
| [09:04.09] | 王迅：坐坐坐坐坐 |
| [09:04.77] | 吕一：那我去干活 |
| [09:10.18] | 谢娜：感觉咋个样？ |
| [09:13.54] | 王迅：开水有点烫 |
| [09:15.76] | 谢娜：漂不漂亮？ |
| [09:18.10] | 王迅：漂亮 |
| [09:19.97] | 谢娜：安不安逸？ |
| [09:21.79] | 王迅：安逸 |
| [09:23.06] | 谢娜：巴不巴适？ |
| [09:25.00] | 王迅：巴适，哎，你给我介绍这个妹儿太好了 |
| [09:31.27] | 谢娜：我给你介绍啥子妹儿哦 |
| [09:33.70] | 王迅：相亲这个噻 |
| [09:35.55] | 谢娜：诶，我没有给你介绍这个妹儿跟你相亲哦 |
| [09:41.21] | 王迅：啊？相亲的不是她啊？ |
| [09:43.30] | 谢娜：不是她不是她 |
| [09:44.21] | 王迅：你赶快打电话喊她不要来了，这个就要得 |
| [09:47.25] | 谢娜：不行不行，不来不行，你先看我 |
| [09:50.80] | 王迅：哎，你咋穿得跟个红包一样哦 |
| [09:54.41] | 谢娜：我？ |
| [09:55.27] | 王迅：切切（去），换一身，来，一一，喝口茶 |
| [09:59.20] | 吕一：老板太客气了 |
| [10:00.32] | 王迅：这些活路嘛以后就交给她做嘛 |
| [10:03.37] | 谢娜：你...你你你你你，喂，你为啥子穿这一身？ |
| [10:08.30] | 吕一：这是我自己买的 |
| [10:10.05] | 王迅：人家自己买的 |
| [10:11.98] | 谢娜：那你来这儿做啥子呢？ |
| [10:14.34] | 吕一：我是来应聘的 |
| [10:16.41] | 王迅：人家是来应 |
| [10:17.71] | 谢娜：应聘的 |
| [10:18.18] | 王迅：应聘？ |
| [10:19.23] | 吕一：啊，娜姐喊我来的 |
| [10:21.04] | 谢娜：哦~你就是刚才打电话说要来应聘的那个女娃子啊 |
| [10:27.78] | 王迅：你就是娜姐呀 |
| [10:29.68] | 谢娜：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [10:30.32] | 吕一：娜姐好娜姐好 |
| [10:32.18] | 谢娜：你被淘汰了 |
| [10:37.22] | 王迅：你被录取了 |
| [10:39.42] | 谢娜：你都还没面试咋个就录取了 |
| [10:43.97] | 王迅：哼，你好久听说过要面试老板娘呢？ |
| [10:47.74] | 吕一：亲爱的，我应聘成功了 |
| [10:51.88] | 谢娜：亲爱的 |
| [10:53.76] | 王迅：人家闺蜜之间都喊亲爱的 |
| [10:56.28] | 吕一：你到哪里了哦亲爱的，喂 |
| [11:00.54] | 杨迪：老婆，你往后看 |
| [11:04.16] | 吕一：老公 |
| [11:06.49] | 谢娜：老公？ |
| [11:10.03] | 王迅：他不可能是她老公，她眼睛那么大咋可能瞎呢 |
| [11:14.58] | 谢娜：你等一下，这位是？ |
| [11:18.68] | 吕一：我老公 |
| [11:19.76] | 杨迪：你好，我是她老公 |
| [11:20.82] | 谢娜：来来来来来，我们相互介绍一下 |
| [11:26.12] | 吕一：这是我们火锅店的老板，迅哥 |
| [11:28.44] | 杨迪：哦，老板，迅哥你好 |
| [11:30.28] | 王迅：哎，好好好好 |
| [11:30.70] | 吕一：这是娜姐 |
| [11:31.51] | 杨迪：娜姐你好 |
| [11:32.57] | 谢娜：你好你好，你老公长得...很...搞笑哦 |
| [11:38.47] | 杨迪：哎呀，娜姐你眼光有点好，我就是个搞笑的，我是个喜剧演员 |
| [11:43.60] | 谢娜：嚯嚯嚯 |
| [11:44.60] | 王迅：喜剧演员 |
| [11:45.38] | 杨迪：嗯，啊 |
| [11:46.05] | 王迅：来来来来来，给我们搞个笑 |
| [11:47.85] | 杨迪：可以，川剧变脸，看看看看看看这边，看看看看看看那边，看看看看看变，老板变老板 |
| [12:05.29] | 吕一：好了好了老公 |
| [12:06.60] | 王迅：你爬开点哦 |
| [12:08.62] | 吕一：好了好了可以了，低调低调 |
| [12:10.55] | 杨迪：稍微演了下，她抓子（怎么）了 |
| [12:14.65] | 谢娜：你们两个好像亲兄弟，这个样子，你们两个明天就来上班 |
| [12:21.90] | 杨迪：真的啊？哎呀，吕一：谢谢娜姐，谢谢老板明天见 |
| [12:30.60] | 谢娜：真的太有意思了 |
| [12:32.76] | 王迅：又失恋了 |
| [12:34.65] | 谢娜：哎呀，你还没恋，咋个叫失恋哦 |
| [12:38.92] | 王迅：你懂个铲铲（你懂什么）哦，好不容易遇到一个喜欢的，结果她找一个比我还长得难看的人 |
| [12:46.34] | 谢娜：哎呀，你不要忘了 |
| [12:49.60] | 王迅：啊 |
| [12:50.01] | 谢娜：你今天还有相亲哦 |
| [12:52.92] | 王迅：还相啥子亲哦，回去洗了睡了 |
| [12:56.12] | 谢娜：哎你不要走，你不相亲，我还要相亲呢 |
| [13:00.30] | 王迅：哦，对对对对对，你放心，今天兄弟伙帮你把这个瓜娃子（傻瓜）搞定 |
| [13:06.27] | 谢娜：一言为定 |
| [13:07.15] | 王迅：一言为定，这个瓜娃子（傻瓜）好久来？ |
| [13:09.95] | 谢娜：这个瓜娃子（傻瓜）已经来了 |
| [13:11.28] | 王迅：啊，这个瓜娃子（傻瓜）在哪哦？ |
| [13:12.88] | 谢娜：这个瓜娃子（傻瓜）就是你！ |
| [13:14.57] | 王迅：就是...不要乱指，我们两个是兄弟伙，你开啥子国际玩笑哦 |
| [13:26.66] | 谢娜：我没有开玩笑 |
| [13:28.18] | 王迅：啊 |
| [13:28.94] | 谢娜：今天的相亲就是我为我们两个准备的，我这么多年一直陪到你，你莫得感觉啊？你在哪上学，我就陪你到哪个学校上学，你在哪上班，我就陪你切（去）哪上班，你说你要开火锅店，我就辞职陪你来开火锅店，连你失恋的时候都是我陪到你的，你说，我们都认识二十年了，你就真的对我一点感觉都莫得啊？ |
| [13:58.42] | 王迅：我咋莫得感觉呢，我想追你的很，但我每次一行动，你就拿个香炉钵钵出来，插起香，跟我两个桃园三结义，你想，我们都整成兄弟伙了，我咋个下得到手嘛 |
| [14:15.63] | 谢娜：桃园三结义是三个人，我们是两个人，你是瓜（傻）的嗦 |
| [14:20.39] | 王迅：我... |
| [14:21.11] | 谢娜：我等了你二十年了，我不想再等了，今天，是我给自己的最后期限 |
| [14:27.48] | 王迅：哎...你... |
| [14:47.63] | 谢娜：这些棒棒糖，是你这些年送给我的，我开心的时候，你送我一颗，我不开心的时候，你送我一颗，我算了一下，我们认识二十年，你送了我一共五百一十九颗，加上今天的这颗，五百二十颗，从今天开始，我不跟你做兄弟了，做我的男朋友，你愿还不愿意？你愿不愿意？！ |
| [15:38.10] | 王迅：我... |
| [15:39.82] | 谢娜：你愿不愿意？！！！ |
| [15:44.34] | 王迅：我愿意！ |
| [00:04.96] | wo jiu shi ai yin yue mo jiao wo ting xia lai |
| [00:11.25] | wo jiu shi ai chang ge hu xi da zhe |
| [00:17.38] | xie na: xiao ju |
| [00:18.44] | ju jing yi: ai |
| [00:19.14] | xie na: ni na ge ying pin xin xi fa chu qu mei de |
| [00:21.45] | ju jing yi: fang xin, zao jiu fa chu qu le |
| [00:23.27] | xie na: hao |
| [00:24.17] | xie na: wei |
| [00:27.88] | lv yi: wei, qing wen shi bu shi long men zhen huo guo dian? |
| [00:31.16] | xie na: shi |
| [00:31.96] | lv yi: wo zhao xia na jie |
| [00:34.16] | xie na: o, wo shi na jie, ni shi na wei? |
| [00:36.09] | lv yi: wo shi lai ying pin de |
| [00:37.97] | xie na: o ying pin de a, hao hao hao, ni lai ma, lai le jiu shuo shi na jie jie shao de ha |
| [00:44.25] | lv yi: yao de yao de, ma shang jiu dao |
| [00:46.55] | xie na: hao |
| [00:47.18] | ju jing yi: nei ge de dian hua o lao ban niang? |
| [00:49.17] | xie na: lai ying pin de |
| [00:50.34] | ju jing yi: o |
| [00:51.14] | xie na: ni gang cai han wo sha zi o? wo shi jing li, bu shi lao ban niang |
| [00:55.65] | ju jing yi: xing le xing le, wo men huo guo dian nei ge bu xiao de ni xi huan wo men lao ban, ni shuo shi bu shi, lao ban niang |
| [01:02.12] | xie na: ni zai shuo sha zi? |
| [01:03.74] | ju jing yi: lao ban niang a |
| [01:05.06] | xie na: ni zai shuo yi bian |
| [01:06.24] | ju jing yi: lao... ban... niang... |
| [01:08.93] | xie na: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, jia gong zi! |
| [01:16.35] | ju jing yi: ye! xie xie lao ban niang |
| [01:18.99] | xie na: ai ya, jiu ni men han wo lao ban niang ye mei de yong a, ta you bu xiao de wo xi huan ta |
| [01:24.80] | ju jing yi: ni shuo ni gen wo men lao ban ren shi zhe me duo nian, ni dou mei you gen ta biao guo bai a? |
| [01:29.85] | xie na: wo biao bai guo de a, you yi ci, wo na le ge xiang lu bo bo, cha le san gen xiang, wo ba ta la guo lai, xiang yao bai tian di, bai wan yi hou wo wen ta, ni xiao bu xiao de sha zi yi si o? |
| [01:43.65] | ju jing yi: ta shuo sha zi ne? |
| [01:45.01] | xie na: ta shuo, wo xiao de, ni shi yao gen wo tao yuan san jie yi |
| [01:50.30] | ju jing yi: ni shuo ni dao di xi huan ta sha zi o |
| [01:53.86] | xie na: ei, wo zhe ge ren you bu shi yi ge fu qian de ren, wo xi huan ta, jiu shi yin wei ta zhang de shuai |
| [02:00.27] | ju jing yi: zhang de shuai |
| [02:01.46] | wang xun: jiu mei jiu mei piao liang de mei mei |
| [02:03.80] | ju jing yi: lao ban hao lao ban hao |
| [02:05.95] | wang xun: dou zai suo |
| [02:07.67] | xie na: hao shuai o |
| [02:09.54] | ju jing yi: lao ban niang, wo jue de ni gai qu pei fu yan jing |
| [02:12.43] | xie na: ai, pei hao le de a, yan jing yi pei shang, geng you fu qi xiang |
| [02:19.70] | wang xun: xiao sha zi |
| [02:22.07] | ju jing yi: ... mei de sha zi, lao ban jing li, wo dou shou shi de cha bu duo le, wo jiu xian zou le ha |
| [02:28.05] | wang xun: hao hao, yao de, zai jian |
| [02:30.27] | xie na: ai, yi lu ping an ha |
| [02:32.76] | wang xun: ai, dou zhe ge shi hou le, za ge yi zhuo ren dou mo de nan? |
| [02:36.88] | xie na: hai bu shi wei le ni jin tian xiang qin, ting ye yi tian |
| [02:40.72] | wang xun: ai yo, cheng ben tai gao le, jin tian zhe ge xiang qin, bi xu gao ding |
| [02:47.23] | xie na: hao kou o |
| [02:48.58] | wang xun: ni kan xia zi, wo gei nv wa er zhun bei de li wu |
| [02:51.75] | xie na: zhe ge shi sha zi o |
| [02:52.86] | wang xun: zhe ge ni dou dong bu dao a, zhe ge jiao mei gui hua, song gei qin ai de ta |
| [03:00.00] | xie na: zhe shi kang nai xin, xian gei qin ai de ma |
| [03:03.34] | wang xun: ai ya, guan ta de o, yi ban ren dong bu dao |
| [03:07.10] | xie na: ai yo, ei, jin tian chuan de you dian shuai o |
| [03:12.25] | wang xun: hai ke yi wa, na dang ran o, jin tian yao xiang qin, zai ren jia nv wa er mian qian ma, ken ding yao zheng shuai dian sai |
| [03:20.72] | xie na: na ping chang gen wo zai yi qi za chuan de na me low o |
| [03:25.09] | wang xun: hei, shuo zhei xie, wo men liang ge sha guan xi, xiong di huo de ma, ai ya wo zheng jing zhi le, ni zhe de zhu shou de liao a |
| [03:34.74] | xie na: na ni yao jia you o, jin tian wo gei ni an pai xiang qin zhe ge nv wa zi, zhang de piao liang, shi ye you cheng, qin jian chi jia, ni ke yao hao hao ba wo zhu a |
| [03:47.97] | wang xun: ai ya, ba bu ba wo de zhu, guan jian yao kan you mei you xin tiao de gan jue |
| [03:54.03] | xie na: shi na zhong xin tiao de gan jue ne |
| [03:56.71] | wang xun: jiu shi wo yi kan dao ta, xin tou jiu xiang qi na shou ge |
| [04:12.13] | xie na: ai ya, na ni kan dao wo you mei you xiang qi sha zi ge ne |
| [04:17.38] | wang xun: ni, you a |
| [04:23.99] | xie na: ai ya, gen ni ren shi er shi nian le, na hai you sha zi xin li hua |
| [04:30.22] | wang xun: ni gen wo mo de mei you xin li hua ma, ni zhao ge xiao huo zi bai shuo ma, ni ye shi o, za zhe me duo nian bu shua peng you ne |
| [04:38.25] | xie na: wo zai deng yi ge ren |
| [04:41.56] | wang xun: deng nei ge? |
| [04:45.35] | xie na: deng ge gua wa zi sha gua, ni shi, ni shi gua sha de suo ni |
| [04:51.87] | wang xun: ai ya bu hao yi si, ai ya wo yi xiang dao na ge gua wa zi sha gua gen ni liang ge zai yi qi, tai zao nie ke lian le |
| [05:00.17] | xie na: ai, suan le suan le, ni ji dao ha, jin tian gen ni xiang qin na ge nv wa zi, chuan de hong se de mao yi |
| [05:07.24] | wang xun: hong mao yi |
| [05:08.03] | xie na: ai, niu zai ku |
| [05:09.36] | wang xun: niu zai ku |
| [05:10.34] | xie na: bai xie zi |
| [05:11.54] | wang xun: bai xie zi |
| [05:12.21] | xie na: ji dao ha, wo zou le |
| [05:13.35] | wang xun: ji dao le, ai ai ai, ni zhua zi nan ni gan shen me qu |
| [05:15.31] | xie na: wo qu huan shen yi fu |
| [05:18.52] | wang xun: gua sha de shang xin, wo xiang qin, ni huan sha zi yi fu ma |
| [05:25.90] | xie na: yin wei jin tian wo ye yao gen yi ge gua wa zi sha gua xiang qin |
| [05:30.31] | wang xun: ai ai ai, ni bu yao zhi dao wo, tai xia ren le, lai lai lai, zhu ni cheng gong |
| [05:37.90] | xie na: ai ya, you shi bang bang tang, zhe me duo nian ni jiu zhi xiao de song wo bang bang tang, ni neng bu neng you dian xin yi o |
| [05:44.38] | wang xun: hai lai |
| [05:45.42] | xie na: xie le ha |
| [05:46.40] | wang xun: hei, bu ke qi |
| [05:48.07] | xie na: ai ya, hao hai o |
| [05:49.37] | wang xun: shen chuo chuo shen jing zhi, qi mo tuo |
| [05:51.79] | lv yi: wei, qin ai de, wo yi jing dao long men zhen huo guo guan le, deng wo ying pin wan le, ni lai jie wo ha, ai ni, me me da, ni hao |
| [06:06.72] | wang xun: ai ai, hao |
| [06:07.53] | lv yi: qing wen na jie zai bu zai? |
| [06:08.45] | wang xun: o, na jie ta |
| [06:15.04] | lv yi: ai |
| [06:16.10] | wang xun: ai, qing wen ni shi? |
| [06:19.39] | lv yi: wo shi na jie jie shao lai de |
| [06:21.36] | wang xun: o o o, hong mao yi, niu zai ku, bai xie zi, jiu shi ta |
| [06:26.34] | lv yi: sha zi yi si o |
| [06:27.53] | wang xun: ei ei mei de sha zi yi si |
| [06:28.60] | lv yi: ni shi? |
| [06:29.62] | wang xun: wo shi zhe er de lao ban |
| [06:31.46] | lv yi: lao ban hao |
| [06:32.93] | wang xun: ai, ni jiu bu yao han lao ban le, ni jiu han wo, han wo |
| [06:37.57] | lv yi: sha zi? |
| [06:38.16] | wang xun: xun ge |
| [06:39.22] | lv yi: xun... na yao bu de, na bu hao yi si |
| [06:43.54] | wang xun: shi, wo ye bu hao yi si, lai lai lai, zuo zuo zuo, qing wen za ge cheng hu ne? |
| [06:51.42] | lv yi: wo jiao yi yi |
| [06:53.18] | wang xun: yi yi? |
| [06:54.37] | lv yi: yi er san si de yi |
| [06:55.84] | wang xun: yi jian zhong qing de yi |
| [06:58.11] | lv yi: ai dui tou |
| [06:59.20] | wang xun: ni hao da ne? |
| [07:00.79] | lv yi: wo er shi qi |
| [07:01.85] | wang xun: wo si shi yi |
| [07:03.28] | lv yi: a? |
| [07:04.04] | wang xun: mo de wen ti ma? |
| [07:06.13] | lv yi: zhe ge gen nian ling mei de wen ti |
| [07:08.44] | wang xun: dui dui |
| [07:09.02] | lv yi: zui zhu yao de shi jing yan |
| [07:10.53] | wang xun: zhu yao yao kan jing yan |
| [07:11.81] | lv yi: |
| [07:12.29] | wang xun: jing yan? zhe fang mian ni hen you jing yan a? |
| [07:17.53] | lv yi: na dang ran luo, gao zhong bi ye yi hou jiu kai shi le |
| [07:20.71] | wang xun: o yo, na zhe me duo nian ni huan le hao ji ge yo? |
| [07:25.89] | lv yi: ji ge? wo dou huan le shi ji ge le |
| [07:29.71] | wang xun: shi ji ge? |
| [07:32.54] | lv yi: shi sai, suo yi shuo wo hen you jing yan |
| [07:34.91] | wang xun: bu shi ni wei sha zi yao huan ne? |
| [07:36.85] | lv yi: hei, ta men sheng yi huang le wo jiu zhi you huan le sai, wo yao sheng huo de ma |
| [07:41.47] | wang xun: ai ya, mei er lie, ni you dian tai xian shi le, zhe zhong shi qing ma, ying gai jiang gan qing ma |
| [07:50.12] | lv yi: ai lao ban, wo zhe ge ren fei chang zhong gan qing |
| [07:52.82] | wang xun: shi bu shi o |
| [07:53.56] | lv yi: bi ru shuo shang yi ge |
| [07:54.99] | wang xun: a a a |
| [07:55.53] | lv yi: mo ming qi miao jiu bu yao wo le, zhi qian dui wo de cheng nuo shi yi ge dou mei you ban dao, wo bu dan mei you sheng ta de qi, jiu lian ta jie hun wo hai qu sui le li |
| [08:04.69] | wang xun: hei, da qi! |
| [08:06.84] | lv yi: ai mei you mei you |
| [08:07.87] | wang xun: ai ya, wo dui ni de yin xiang tai hao le |
| [08:10.89] | lv yi: xie xie |
| [08:11.35] | wang xun: bu xiao de ni... sha zi gan jue ne? |
| [08:16.79] | lv yi: na wo jiu shi hua shi shuo le yo |
| [08:19.33] | wang xun: yao de yao de, shi hua shi shuo ma |
| [08:21.13] | lv yi: zong de lai shuo hai ke yi, jiu shi you dian lao |
| [08:26.23] | wang xun: si shi yi liao |
| [08:27.77] | lv yi: shou shi de hai shi duo gan jing de |
| [08:29.82] | wang xun: wo zhuan men te yi shou shi de |
| [08:31.31] | lv yi: o |
| [08:31.61] | wang xun: ni xiang, zang xi xi de, za ge jian de dao ren |
| [08:34.21] | lv yi: dan hai shi you dian you ni |
| [08:36.18] | wang xun: ai ya ren dao zhong nian le ma |
| [08:38.12] | lv yi: ni fang xin, wo lai le yi hou, hui ba zhe li shou shi de gan gan jing jing |
| [08:44.94] | wang xun: ba zhe shou shi de gan gan jing jing? |
| [08:46.58] | lv yi: a |
| [08:46.90] | wang xun: na jia tou ne? |
| [08:48.92] | lv yi: jia? jia li mian ni jiu bu yong cao xin le ma |
| [08:51.93] | wang xun: yao de yao de, bu cao xin bu cao xin |
| [08:54.99] | lv yi: ai xun ge, ni kan wo he bu he shi? |
| [08:57.44] | wang xun: he shi he shi, lai lai lai, zuo zuo zuo, wo gei ni pao bei cha |
| [09:02.89] | lv yi: ai ya tai ke qi le |
| [09:04.09] | wang xun: zuo zuo zuo zuo zuo |
| [09:04.77] | lv yi: na wo qu gan huo |
| [09:10.18] | xie na: gan jue za ge yang? |
| [09:13.54] | wang xun: kai shui you dian tang |
| [09:15.76] | xie na: piao bu piao liang? |
| [09:18.10] | wang xun: piao liang |
| [09:19.97] | xie na: an bu an yi? |
| [09:21.79] | wang xun: an yi |
| [09:23.06] | xie na: ba bu ba shi? |
| [09:25.00] | wang xun: ba shi, ai, ni gei wo jie shao zhe ge mei er tai hao le |
| [09:31.27] | xie na: wo gei ni jie shao sha zi mei er o |
| [09:33.70] | wang xun: xiang qin zhe ge sai |
| [09:35.55] | xie na: ei, wo mei you gei ni jie shao zhe ge mei er gen ni xiang qin o |
| [09:41.21] | wang xun: a? xiang qin de bu shi ta a? |
| [09:43.30] | xie na: bu shi ta bu shi ta |
| [09:44.21] | wang xun: ni gan kuai da dian hua han ta bu yao lai le, zhe ge jiu yao de |
| [09:47.25] | xie na: bu xing bu xing, bu lai bu xing, ni xian kan wo |
| [09:50.80] | wang xun: ai, ni za chuan de gen ge hong bao yi yang o |
| [09:54.41] | xie na: wo? |
| [09:55.27] | wang xun: qie qie qu, huan yi shen, lai, yi yi, he kou cha |
| [09:59.20] | lv yi: lao ban tai ke qi le |
| [10:00.32] | wang xun: zhei xie huo lu ma yi hou jiu jiao gei ta zuo ma |
| [10:03.37] | xie na: ni... ni ni ni ni ni, wei, ni wei sha zi chuan zhe yi shen? |
| [10:08.30] | lv yi: zhe shi wo zi ji mai de |
| [10:10.05] | wang xun: ren jia zi ji mai de |
| [10:11.98] | xie na: na ni lai zhe er zuo sha zi ne? |
| [10:14.34] | lv yi: wo shi lai ying pin de |
| [10:16.41] | wang xun: ren jia shi lai ying |
| [10:17.71] | xie na: ying pin de |
| [10:18.18] | wang xun: ying pin? |
| [10:19.23] | lv yi: a, na jie han wo lai de |
| [10:21.04] | xie na: o ni jiu shi gang cai da dian hua shuo yao lai ying pin de na ge nv wa zi a |
| [10:27.78] | wang xun: ni jiu shi na jie ya |
| [10:29.68] | xie na: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [10:30.32] | lv yi: na jie hao na jie hao |
| [10:32.18] | xie na: ni bei tao tai le |
| [10:37.22] | wang xun: ni bei lu qu le |
| [10:39.42] | xie na: ni dou hai mei mian shi za ge jiu lu qu le |
| [10:43.97] | wang xun: heng, ni hao jiu ting shuo guo yao mian shi lao ban niang ne? |
| [10:47.74] | lv yi: qin ai de, wo ying pin cheng gong le |
| [10:51.88] | xie na: qin ai de |
| [10:53.76] | wang xun: ren jia gui mi zhi jian dou han qin ai de |
| [10:56.28] | lv yi: ni dao na li le o qin ai de, wei |
| [11:00.54] | yang di: lao po, ni wang hou kan |
| [11:04.16] | lv yi: lao gong |
| [11:06.49] | xie na: lao gong? |
| [11:10.03] | wang xun: ta bu ke neng shi ta lao gong, ta yan jing na me da za ke neng xia ne |
| [11:14.58] | xie na: ni deng yi xia, zhe wei shi? |
| [11:18.68] | lv yi: wo lao gong |
| [11:19.76] | yang di: ni hao, wo shi ta lao gong |
| [11:20.82] | xie na: lai lai lai lai lai, wo men xiang hu jie shao yi xia |
| [11:26.12] | lv yi: zhe shi wo men huo guo dian de lao ban, xun ge |
| [11:28.44] | yang di: o, lao ban, xun ge ni hao |
| [11:30.28] | wang xun: ai, hao hao hao hao |
| [11:30.70] | lv yi: zhe shi na jie |
| [11:31.51] | yang di: na jie ni hao |
| [11:32.57] | xie na: ni hao ni hao, ni lao gong zhang de... hen... gao xiao o |
| [11:38.47] | yang di: ai ya, na jie ni yan guang you dian hao, wo jiu shi ge gao xiao de, wo shi ge xi ju yan yuan |
| [11:43.60] | xie na: huo huo huo |
| [11:44.60] | wang xun: xi ju yan yuan |
| [11:45.38] | yang di: , a |
| [11:46.05] | wang xun: lai lai lai lai lai, gei wo men gao ge xiao |
| [11:47.85] | yang di: ke yi, chuan ju bian lian, kan kan kan kan kan kan zhe bian, kan kan kan kan kan kan na bian, kan kan kan kan kan bian, lao ban bian lao ban |
| [12:05.29] | lv yi: hao le hao le lao gong |
| [12:06.60] | wang xun: ni pa kai dian o |
| [12:08.62] | lv yi: hao le hao le ke yi le, di diao di diao |
| [12:10.55] | yang di: shao wei yan le xia, ta zhua zi zen me le |
| [12:14.65] | xie na: ni men liang ge hao xiang qin xiong di, zhe ge yang zi, ni men liang ge ming tian jiu lai shang ban |
| [12:21.90] | yang di: zhen de a? ai ya, lv yi: xie xie na jie, xie xie lao ban ming tian jian |
| [12:30.60] | xie na: zhen de tai you yi si le |
| [12:32.76] | wang xun: you shi lian le |
| [12:34.65] | xie na: ai ya, ni hai mei lian, za ge jiao shi lian o |
| [12:38.92] | wang xun: ni dong ge chan chan ni dong shen me o, hao bu rong yi yu dao yi ge xi huan de, jie guo ta zhao yi ge bi wo hai zhang de nan kan de ren |
| [12:46.34] | xie na: ai ya, ni bu yao wang le |
| [12:49.60] | wang xun: a |
| [12:50.01] | xie na: ni jin tian hai you xiang qin o |
| [12:52.92] | wang xun: hai xiang sha zi qin o, hui qu xi le shui le |
| [12:56.12] | xie na: ai ni bu yao zou, ni bu xiang qin, wo hai yao xiang qin ne |
| [13:00.30] | wang xun: o, dui dui dui dui dui, ni fang xin, jin tian xiong di huo bang ni ba zhe ge gua wa zi sha gua gao ding |
| [13:06.27] | xie na: yi yan wei ding |
| [13:07.15] | wang xun: yi yan wei ding, zhe ge gua wa zi sha gua hao jiu lai? |
| [13:09.95] | xie na: zhe ge gua wa zi sha gua yi jing lai le |
| [13:11.28] | wang xun: a, zhe ge gua wa zi sha gua zai na o? |
| [13:12.88] | xie na: zhe ge gua wa zi sha gua jiu shi ni! |
| [13:14.57] | wang xun: jiu shi... bu yao luan zhi, wo men liang ge shi xiong di huo, ni kai sha zi guo ji wan xiao o |
| [13:26.66] | xie na: wo mei you kai wan xiao |
| [13:28.18] | wang xun: a |
| [13:28.94] | xie na: jin tian de xiang qin jiu shi wo wei wo men liang ge zhun bei de, wo zhe me duo nian yi zhi pei dao ni, ni mo de gan jue a? ni zai na shang xue, wo jiu pei ni dao nei ge xue xiao shang xue, ni zai na shang ban, wo jiu pei ni qie qu na shang ban, ni shuo ni yao kai huo guo dian, wo jiu ci zhi pei ni lai kai huo guo dian, lian ni shi lian de shi hou dou shi wo pei dao ni de, ni shuo, wo men dou ren shi er shi nian le, ni jiu zhen de dui wo yi dian gan jue dou mo de a? |
| [13:58.42] | wang xun: wo za mo de gan jue ne, wo xiang zhui ni de hen, dan wo mei ci yi xing dong, ni jiu na ge xiang lu bo bo chu lai, cha qi xiang, gen wo liang ge tao yuan san jie yi, ni xiang, wo men dou zheng cheng xiong di huo le, wo za ge xia de dao shou ma |
| [14:15.63] | xie na: tao yuan san jie yi shi san ge ren, wo men shi liang ge ren, ni shi gua sha de suo |
| [14:20.39] | wang xun: wo... |
| [14:21.11] | xie na: wo deng le ni er shi nian le, wo bu xiang zai deng le, jin tian, shi wo gei zi ji de zui hou qi xian |
| [14:27.48] | wang xun: ai... ni... |
| [14:47.63] | xie na: zhei xie bang bang tang, shi ni zhei xie nian song gei wo de, wo kai xin de shi hou, ni song wo yi ke, wo bu kai xin de shi hou, ni song wo yi ke, wo suan le yi xia, wo men ren shi er shi nian, ni song le wo yi gong wu bai yi shi jiu ke, jia shang jin tian de zhe ke, wu bai er shi ke, cong jin tian kai shi, wo bu gen ni zuo xiong di le, zuo wo de nan peng you, ni yuan hai bu yuan yi? ni yuan bu yuan yi?! |
| [15:38.10] | wang xun: wo... |
| [15:39.82] | xie na: ni yuan bu yuan yi?!!! |
| [15:44.34] | wang xun: wo yuan yi! |
| [00:04.96] | wǒ jiù shì ài yīn yuè mò jiào wǒ tíng xià lái |
| [00:11.25] | wǒ jiù shì ài chàng gē hū xī dǎ zhe |
| [00:17.38] | xiè nà: xiǎo jū |
| [00:18.44] | jū jìng yī: āi |
| [00:19.14] | xiè nà: nǐ nà gè yìng pìn xìn xī fā chū qù méi de |
| [00:21.45] | jū jìng yī: fàng xīn, zǎo jiù fā chū qù le |
| [00:23.27] | xiè nà: hǎo |
| [00:24.17] | xiè nà: wèi |
| [00:27.88] | lǚ yī: wèi, qǐng wèn shì bú shì lóng mén zhèn huǒ guō diàn? |
| [00:31.16] | xiè nà: shì |
| [00:31.96] | lǚ yī: wǒ zhǎo xià nà jiě |
| [00:34.16] | xiè nà: ó, wǒ shì nà jiě, nǐ shì nǎ wèi? |
| [00:36.09] | lǚ yī: wǒ shì lái yìng pìn de |
| [00:37.97] | xiè nà: ó yìng pìn de a, hǎo hǎo hǎo, nǐ lái ma, lái le jiù shuō shì nà jiě jiè shào de hā |
| [00:44.25] | lǚ yī: yào de yào de, mǎ shàng jiù dào |
| [00:46.55] | xiè nà: hǎo |
| [00:47.18] | jū jìng yī: něi gè de diàn huà ó lǎo bǎn niáng? |
| [00:49.17] | xiè nà: lái yìng pìn de |
| [00:50.34] | jū jìng yī: ó |
| [00:51.14] | xiè nà: nǐ gāng cái hǎn wǒ shà zi ó? wǒ shì jīng lǐ, bú shì lǎo bǎn niáng |
| [00:55.65] | jū jìng yī: xíng le xíng le, wǒ men huǒ guō diàn něi gè bù xiǎo de nǐ xǐ huān wǒ men lǎo bǎn, nǐ shuō shì bú shì, lǎo bǎn niáng |
| [01:02.12] | xiè nà: nǐ zài shuō shà zi? |
| [01:03.74] | jū jìng yī: lǎo bǎn niáng a |
| [01:05.06] | xiè nà: nǐ zài shuō yī biàn |
| [01:06.24] | jū jìng yī: lǎo... bǎn... niáng... |
| [01:08.93] | xiè nà: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā, jiā gōng zī! |
| [01:16.35] | jū jìng yī: yé! xiè xiè lǎo bǎn niáng |
| [01:18.99] | xiè nà: āi yā, jiù nǐ men hǎn wǒ lǎo bǎn niáng yě méi de yòng a, tā yòu bù xiǎo de wǒ xǐ huān tā |
| [01:24.80] | jū jìng yī: nǐ shuō nǐ gēn wǒ men lǎo bǎn rèn shi zhè me duō nián, nǐ dōu méi yǒu gēn tā biǎo guò bái a? |
| [01:29.85] | xiè nà: wǒ biǎo bái guò de a, yǒu yī cì, wǒ ná le gè xiāng lú bō bō, chā le sān gēn xiāng, wǒ bǎ tā lā guò lái, xiǎng yào bài tiān dì, bài wán yǐ hòu wǒ wèn tā, nǐ xiǎo bù xiǎo de shà zi yì sī ó? |
| [01:43.65] | jū jìng yī: tā shuō shà zi ne? |
| [01:45.01] | xiè nà: tā shuō, wǒ xiǎo de, nǐ shì yào gēn wǒ táo yuán sān jié yì |
| [01:50.30] | jū jìng yī: nǐ shuō nǐ dào dǐ xǐ huān tā shà zi ó |
| [01:53.86] | xiè nà: éi, wǒ zhè gè rén yòu bú shì yí gè fū qiǎn de rén, wǒ xǐ huān tā, jiù shì yīn wèi tā zhǎng de shuài |
| [02:00.27] | jū jìng yī: zhǎng de shuài |
| [02:01.46] | wáng xùn: jiǔ mèi jiǔ mèi piào liàng de mèi mei |
| [02:03.80] | jū jìng yī: lǎo bǎn hǎo lǎo bǎn hǎo |
| [02:05.95] | wáng xùn: dōu zài suo |
| [02:07.67] | xiè nà: hǎo shuài ó |
| [02:09.54] | jū jìng yī: lǎo bǎn niáng, wǒ jué de nǐ gāi qù pèi fù yǎn jìng |
| [02:12.43] | xiè nà: āi, pèi hǎo le de a, yǎn jìng yī pèi shàng, gèng yǒu fū qī xiàng |
| [02:19.70] | wáng xùn: xiào shà zi |
| [02:22.07] | jū jìng yī: ... méi de shà zi, lǎo bǎn jīng lǐ, wǒ dōu shōu shí dé chà bù duō le, wǒ jiù xiān zǒu le hā |
| [02:28.05] | wáng xùn: hǎo hǎo, yào de, zài jiàn |
| [02:30.27] | xiè nà: āi, yí lù píng ān hā |
| [02:32.76] | wáng xùn: āi, dōu zhè gè shí hòu le, zǎ gè yī zhuō rén dōu mò de nán? |
| [02:36.88] | xiè nà: hái bú shì wèi le nǐ jīn tiān xiàng qīn, tíng yè yì tiān |
| [02:40.72] | wáng xùn: āi yō, chéng běn tài gāo le, jīn tiān zhè gè xiāng qīn, bì xū gǎo dìng |
| [02:47.23] | xiè nà: hǎo kōu ó |
| [02:48.58] | wáng xùn: nǐ kàn xià zǐ, wǒ gěi nǚ wá ér zhǔn bèi de lǐ wù |
| [02:51.75] | xiè nà: zhè gè shì shà zi ó |
| [02:52.86] | wáng xùn: zhè gè nǐ dōu dǒng bú dào a, zhè gè jiào méi guī huā, sòng gěi qīn ài de tā |
| [03:00.00] | xiè nà: zhè shì kāng nǎi xīn, xiàn gěi qīn ài de mā |
| [03:03.34] | wáng xùn: āi yā, guǎn tā de ó, yì bān rén dǒng bú dào |
| [03:07.10] | xiè nà: āi yō, éi, jīn tiān chuān dé yǒu diǎn shuài ó |
| [03:12.25] | wáng xùn: hái kě yǐ wa, nà dāng rán ó, jīn tiān yào xiāng qīn, zài rén jiā nǚ wá ér miàn qián ma, kěn dìng yào zhěng shuài diǎn sāi |
| [03:20.72] | xiè nà: nà píng cháng gēn wǒ zài yì qǐ zǎ chuān dé nà me low ó |
| [03:25.09] | wáng xùn: hēi, shuō zhèi xiē, wǒ men liǎng gè shà guān xì, xiōng dì huǒ de ma, āi yā wǒ zhěng jīng zhì le, nǐ zhe dé zhù shòu de liǎo a |
| [03:34.74] | xiè nà: nà nǐ yào jiā yóu ó, jīn tiān wǒ gěi nǐ ān pái xiāng qīn zhè gè nǚ wá zǐ, zhǎng de piào liàng, shì yè yǒu chéng, qín jiǎn chí jiā, nǐ kě yāo hǎo hǎo bǎ wò zhù a |
| [03:47.97] | wáng xùn: āi yā, bǎ bù bǎ wò dé zhù, guān jiàn yào kàn yǒu méi yǒu xīn tiào de gǎn jué |
| [03:54.03] | xiè nà: shì nǎ zhǒng xīn tiào de gǎn jué ne |
| [03:56.71] | wáng xùn: jiù shì wǒ yī kàn dào tā, xīn tóu jiù xiǎng qǐ nà shǒu gē |
| [04:12.13] | xiè nà: āi yā, nà nǐ kàn dào wǒ yǒu méi yǒu xiǎng qǐ shà zi gē ne |
| [04:17.38] | wáng xùn: nǐ, yǒu a |
| [04:23.99] | xiè nà: āi yā, gēn nǐ rèn shi èr shí nián le, nǎ hái yǒu shà zi xīn lǐ huà |
| [04:30.22] | wáng xùn: nǐ gēn wǒ mò de méi yǒu xīn lǐ huà ma, nǐ zhǎo gè xiǎo huǒ zi bǎi shuō ma, nǐ yě shì ó, zǎ zhè me duō nián bù shuǎ péng yǒu ne |
| [04:38.25] | xiè nà: wǒ zài děng yí ge rén |
| [04:41.56] | wáng xùn: děng něi gè? |
| [04:45.35] | xiè nà: děng gè guā wá zǐ shǎ guā, nǐ shì, nǐ shì guā shǎ de suo nǐ |
| [04:51.87] | wáng xùn: āi yā bù hǎo yì sī, āi yā wǒ yī xiǎng dào nà gè guā wá zǐ shǎ guā gēn nǐ liǎng gè zài yì qǐ, tài zào niè kě lián le |
| [05:00.17] | xiè nà: āi, suàn le suàn le, nǐ jì dào hā, jīn tiān gēn nǐ xiāng qīn nà gè nǚ wá zǐ, chuān de hóng sè de máo yī |
| [05:07.24] | wáng xùn: hóng máo yī |
| [05:08.03] | xiè nà: āi, niú zǎi kù |
| [05:09.36] | wáng xùn: niú zǎi kù |
| [05:10.34] | xiè nà: bái xié zǐ |
| [05:11.54] | wáng xùn: bái xié zǐ |
| [05:12.21] | xiè nà: jì dào hā, wǒ zǒu le |
| [05:13.35] | wáng xùn: jì dào le, āi āi āi, nǐ zhuā zi nán nǐ gàn shén me qù |
| [05:15.31] | xiè nà: wǒ qù huàn shēn yī fú |
| [05:18.52] | wáng xùn: guā shǎ dé shāng xīn, wǒ xiāng qīn, nǐ huàn shà zi yī fú ma |
| [05:25.90] | xiè nà: yīn wèi jīn tiān wǒ yě yào gēn yí gè guā wá zǐ shǎ guā xiāng qīn |
| [05:30.31] | wáng xùn: āi āi āi, nǐ bú yào zhǐ dào wǒ, tài xià rén le, lái lái lái, zhù nǐ chéng gōng |
| [05:37.90] | xiè nà: āi yā, yòu shì bàng bàng táng, zhè me duō nián nǐ jiù zhǐ xiǎo de sòng wǒ bàng bàng táng, nǐ néng bù néng yǒu diǎn xīn yì ó |
| [05:44.38] | wáng xùn: hái lái |
| [05:45.42] | xiè nà: xiè le hā |
| [05:46.40] | wáng xùn: hēi, bù kè qì |
| [05:48.07] | xiè nà: āi yā, hǎo hāi ó |
| [05:49.37] | wáng xùn: shén chuō chuō shén jīng zhì, qí mó tuō |
| [05:51.79] | lǚ yī: wèi, qīn ài de, wǒ yǐ jīng dào lóng mén zhèn huǒ guō guǎn le, děng wǒ yìng pìn wán le, nǐ lái jiē wǒ hā, ài nǐ, me me dā, nǐ hǎo |
| [06:06.72] | wáng xùn: āi āi, hǎo |
| [06:07.53] | lǚ yī: qǐng wèn nà jiě zài bù zài? |
| [06:08.45] | wáng xùn: ó, nà jiě tā |
| [06:15.04] | lǚ yī: āi |
| [06:16.10] | wáng xùn: āi, qǐng wèn nǐ shì? |
| [06:19.39] | lǚ yī: wǒ shì nà jiě jiè shào lái de |
| [06:21.36] | wáng xùn: ó ó ó, hóng máo yī, niú zǎi kù, bái xié zǐ, jiù shì tā |
| [06:26.34] | lǚ yī: shà zi yì sī ó |
| [06:27.53] | wáng xùn: éi éi méi de shà zi yì sī |
| [06:28.60] | lǚ yī: nǐ shì? |
| [06:29.62] | wáng xùn: wǒ shì zhè ér de lǎo bǎn |
| [06:31.46] | lǚ yī: lǎo bǎn hǎo |
| [06:32.93] | wáng xùn: āi, nǐ jiù bú yào hǎn lǎo bǎn le, nǐ jiù hǎn wǒ, hǎn wǒ |
| [06:37.57] | lǚ yī: shà zi? |
| [06:38.16] | wáng xùn: xùn gē |
| [06:39.22] | lǚ yī: xùn... nà yào bù dé, nà bù hǎo yì sī |
| [06:43.54] | wáng xùn: shì, wǒ yě bù hǎo yì sī, lái lái lái, zuò zuò zuò, qǐng wèn zǎ gè chēng hū ne? |
| [06:51.42] | lǚ yī: wǒ jiào yī yī |
| [06:53.18] | wáng xùn: yī yī? |
| [06:54.37] | lǚ yī: yī èr sān sì de yī |
| [06:55.84] | wáng xùn: yī jiàn zhōng qíng de yī |
| [06:58.11] | lǚ yī: āi duì tóu |
| [06:59.20] | wáng xùn: nǐ hǎo dà ne? |
| [07:00.79] | lǚ yī: wǒ èr shí qī |
| [07:01.85] | wáng xùn: wǒ sì shí yī |
| [07:03.28] | lǚ yī: a? |
| [07:04.04] | wáng xùn: mò de wèn tí ma? |
| [07:06.13] | lǚ yī: zhè gè gēn nián líng méi de wèn tí |
| [07:08.44] | wáng xùn: duì duì |
| [07:09.02] | lǚ yī: zuì zhǔ yào de shì jīng yàn |
| [07:10.53] | wáng xùn: zhǔ yào yào kàn jīng yàn |
| [07:11.81] | lǚ yī: |
| [07:12.29] | wáng xùn: jīng yàn? zhè fāng miàn nǐ hěn yǒu jīng yàn a? |
| [07:17.53] | lǚ yī: nà dāng rán luō, gāo zhōng bì yè yǐ hòu jiù kāi shǐ le |
| [07:20.71] | wáng xùn: ó yō, nà zhè me duō nián nǐ huàn le hǎo jǐ gè yō? |
| [07:25.89] | lǚ yī: jǐ gè? wǒ dōu huàn le shí jǐ gè le |
| [07:29.71] | wáng xùn: shí jǐ gè? |
| [07:32.54] | lǚ yī: shì sāi, suǒ yǐ shuō wǒ hěn yǒu jīng yàn |
| [07:34.91] | wáng xùn: bú shì nǐ wèi shà zi yào huàn ne? |
| [07:36.85] | lǚ yī: hēi, tā men shēng yì huáng le wǒ jiù zhǐ yǒu huàn le sāi, wǒ yào shēng huó de ma |
| [07:41.47] | wáng xùn: āi yā, mèi ér liě, nǐ yǒu diǎn tài xiàn shí le, zhè zhǒng shì qíng ma, yīng gāi jiǎng gǎn qíng ma |
| [07:50.12] | lǚ yī: āi lǎo bǎn, wǒ zhè gè rén fēi cháng zhòng gǎn qíng |
| [07:52.82] | wáng xùn: shì bú shì ó |
| [07:53.56] | lǚ yī: bǐ rú shuō shàng yī ge |
| [07:54.99] | wáng xùn: a a a |
| [07:55.53] | lǚ yī: mò míng qí miào jiù bú yào wǒ le, zhī qián duì wǒ de chéng nuò shì yí gè dōu méi yǒu bàn dào, wǒ bù dàn méi yǒu shēng tā de qì, jiù lián tā jié hūn wǒ hái qù suí le lǐ |
| [08:04.69] | wáng xùn: hēi, dà qì! |
| [08:06.84] | lǚ yī: āi méi yǒu méi yǒu |
| [08:07.87] | wáng xùn: āi yā, wǒ duì nǐ de yìn xiàng tài hǎo le |
| [08:10.89] | lǚ yī: xiè xiè |
| [08:11.35] | wáng xùn: bù xiǎo de nǐ... shà zi gǎn jué ne? |
| [08:16.79] | lǚ yī: nà wǒ jiù shí huà shí shuō le yō |
| [08:19.33] | wáng xùn: yào de yào de, shí huà shí shuō ma |
| [08:21.13] | lǚ yī: zǒng de lái shuō hái kě yǐ, jiù shì yǒu diǎn lǎo |
| [08:26.23] | wáng xùn: sì shí yī liǎo |
| [08:27.77] | lǚ yī: shōu shí de hái shì duō gān jìng de |
| [08:29.82] | wáng xùn: wǒ zhuān mén tè yì shōu shí de |
| [08:31.31] | lǚ yī: ō |
| [08:31.61] | wáng xùn: nǐ xiǎng, zāng xī xī de, zǎ gè jiàn de dào rén |
| [08:34.21] | lǚ yī: dàn hái shì yǒu diǎn yóu nì |
| [08:36.18] | wáng xùn: āi yā rén dào zhōng nián le ma |
| [08:38.12] | lǚ yī: nǐ fàng xīn, wǒ lái le yǐ hòu, huì bǎ zhè lǐ shōu shí de gàn gān jìng jìng |
| [08:44.94] | wáng xùn: bǎ zhè shōu shí de gàn gān jìng jìng? |
| [08:46.58] | lǚ yī: a |
| [08:46.90] | wáng xùn: nà jiā tóu ne? |
| [08:48.92] | lǚ yī: jiā? jiā lǐ miàn nǐ jiù bù yòng cāo xīn le ma |
| [08:51.93] | wáng xùn: yào de yào de, bù cāo xīn bù cāo xīn |
| [08:54.99] | lǚ yī: āi xùn gē, nǐ kàn wǒ hé bù hé shì? |
| [08:57.44] | wáng xùn: hé shì hé shì, lái lái lái, zuò zuò zuò, wǒ gěi nǐ pào bēi chá |
| [09:02.89] | lǚ yī: āi yā tài kè qì le |
| [09:04.09] | wáng xùn: zuò zuò zuò zuò zuò |
| [09:04.77] | lǚ yī: nà wǒ qù gàn huó |
| [09:10.18] | xiè nà: gǎn jué zǎ gè yàng? |
| [09:13.54] | wáng xùn: kāi shuǐ yǒu diǎn tàng |
| [09:15.76] | xiè nà: piào bù piào liàng? |
| [09:18.10] | wáng xùn: piào liàng |
| [09:19.97] | xiè nà: ān bù ān yì? |
| [09:21.79] | wáng xùn: ān yì |
| [09:23.06] | xiè nà: bā bù bā shì? |
| [09:25.00] | wáng xùn: bā shì, āi, nǐ gěi wǒ jiè shào zhè gè mèi ér tài hǎo le |
| [09:31.27] | xiè nà: wǒ gěi nǐ jiè shào shà zi mèi ér ó |
| [09:33.70] | wáng xùn: xiāng qīn zhè gè sāi |
| [09:35.55] | xiè nà: éi, wǒ méi yǒu gěi nǐ jiè shào zhè gè mèi ér gēn nǐ xiāng qīn ó |
| [09:41.21] | wáng xùn: a? xiāng qīn de bú shì tā a? |
| [09:43.30] | xiè nà: bú shì tā bú shì tā |
| [09:44.21] | wáng xùn: nǐ gǎn kuài dǎ diàn huà hǎn tā bú yào lái le, zhè gè jiù yào de |
| [09:47.25] | xiè nà: bù xíng bù xíng, bù lái bù xíng, nǐ xiān kàn wǒ |
| [09:50.80] | wáng xùn: āi, nǐ zǎ chuān dé gēn gè hóng bāo yí yàng ó |
| [09:54.41] | xiè nà: wǒ? |
| [09:55.27] | wáng xùn: qiē qiē qù, huàn yī shēn, lái, yī yī, hē kǒu chá |
| [09:59.20] | lǚ yī: lǎo bǎn tài kè qì le |
| [10:00.32] | wáng xùn: zhèi xiē huó lù ma yǐ hòu jiù jiāo gěi tā zuò ma |
| [10:03.37] | xiè nà: nǐ... nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ, wèi, nǐ wèi shà zi chuān zhè yī shēn? |
| [10:08.30] | lǚ yī: zhè shì wǒ zì jǐ mǎi de |
| [10:10.05] | wáng xùn: rén jiā zì jǐ mǎi de |
| [10:11.98] | xiè nà: nà nǐ lái zhè ér zuò shà zi ne? |
| [10:14.34] | lǚ yī: wǒ shì lái yìng pìn de |
| [10:16.41] | wáng xùn: rén jiā shì lái yīng |
| [10:17.71] | xiè nà: yìng pìn de |
| [10:18.18] | wáng xùn: yìng pìn? |
| [10:19.23] | lǚ yī: a, nà jiě hǎn wǒ lái de |
| [10:21.04] | xiè nà: ó nǐ jiù shì gāng cái dǎ diàn huà shuō yào lái yìng pìn de nà gè nǚ wá zǐ a |
| [10:27.78] | wáng xùn: nǐ jiù shì nà jiě ya |
| [10:29.68] | xiè nà: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [10:30.32] | lǚ yī: nà jiě hǎo nà jiě hǎo |
| [10:32.18] | xiè nà: nǐ bèi táo tài le |
| [10:37.22] | wáng xùn: nǐ bèi lù qǔ le |
| [10:39.42] | xiè nà: nǐ dōu hái méi miàn shì zǎ gè jiù lù qǔ le |
| [10:43.97] | wáng xùn: hēng, nǐ hǎo jiǔ tīng shuō guò yào miàn shì lǎo bǎn niáng ne? |
| [10:47.74] | lǚ yī: qīn ài de, wǒ yìng pìn chéng gōng le |
| [10:51.88] | xiè nà: qīn ài de |
| [10:53.76] | wáng xùn: rén jiā guī mì zhī jiān dōu hǎn qīn ài de |
| [10:56.28] | lǚ yī: nǐ dào nǎ lǐ le ó qīn ài de, wèi |
| [11:00.54] | yáng dí: lǎo pó, nǐ wǎng hòu kàn |
| [11:04.16] | lǚ yī: lǎo gōng |
| [11:06.49] | xiè nà: lǎo gōng? |
| [11:10.03] | wáng xùn: tā bù kě néng shì tā lǎo gōng, tā yǎn jīng nà me dà zǎ kě néng xiā ne |
| [11:14.58] | xiè nà: nǐ děng yī xià, zhè wèi shì? |
| [11:18.68] | lǚ yī: wǒ lǎo gōng |
| [11:19.76] | yáng dí: nǐ hǎo, wǒ shì tā lǎo gōng |
| [11:20.82] | xiè nà: lái lái lái lái lái, wǒ men xiāng hù jiè shào yī xià |
| [11:26.12] | lǚ yī: zhè shì wǒ men huǒ guō diàn de lǎo bǎn, xùn gē |
| [11:28.44] | yáng dí: ó, lǎo bǎn, xùn gē nǐ hǎo |
| [11:30.28] | wáng xùn: āi, hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo |
| [11:30.70] | lǚ yī: zhè shì nà jiě |
| [11:31.51] | yáng dí: nà jiě nǐ hǎo |
| [11:32.57] | xiè nà: nǐ hǎo nǐ hǎo, nǐ lǎo gōng zhǎng de... hěn... gǎo xiào ó |
| [11:38.47] | yáng dí: āi yā, nà jiě nǐ yǎn guāng yǒu diǎn hǎo, wǒ jiù shì gè gǎo xiào de, wǒ shì gè xǐ jù yǎn yuán |
| [11:43.60] | xiè nà: huò huò huò |
| [11:44.60] | wáng xùn: xǐ jù yǎn yuán |
| [11:45.38] | yáng dí: , a |
| [11:46.05] | wáng xùn: lái lái lái lái lái, gěi wǒ men gǎo gè xiào |
| [11:47.85] | yáng dí: kě yǐ, chuān jù biàn liǎn, kàn kàn kàn kàn kàn kàn zhè biān, kàn kàn kàn kàn kàn kàn nà biān, kàn kàn kàn kàn kàn biàn, lǎo bǎn biàn lǎo bǎn |
| [12:05.29] | lǚ yī: hǎo le hǎo le lǎo gōng |
| [12:06.60] | wáng xùn: nǐ pá kāi diǎn ó |
| [12:08.62] | lǚ yī: hǎo le hǎo le kě yǐ le, dī diào dī diào |
| [12:10.55] | yáng dí: shāo wēi yǎn le xià, tā zhuā zi zěn me le |
| [12:14.65] | xiè nà: nǐ men liǎng gè hǎo xiàng qīn xiōng dì, zhè gè yàng zi, nǐ men liǎng gè míng tiān jiù lái shàng bān |
| [12:21.90] | yáng dí: zhēn de a? āi yā, lǚ yī: xiè xiè nà jiě, xiè xiè lǎo bǎn míng tiān jiàn |
| [12:30.60] | xiè nà: zhēn de tài yǒu yì sī le |
| [12:32.76] | wáng xùn: yòu shī liàn le |
| [12:34.65] | xiè nà: āi yā, nǐ hái méi liàn, zǎ gè jiào shī liàn ó |
| [12:38.92] | wáng xùn: nǐ dǒng gè chǎn chǎn nǐ dǒng shén me ó, hǎo bù róng yì yù dào yí gè xǐ huān de, jié guǒ tā zhǎo yí gè bǐ wǒ hái zhǎng de nán kàn de rén |
| [12:46.34] | xiè nà: āi yā, nǐ bú yào wàng le |
| [12:49.60] | wáng xùn: a |
| [12:50.01] | xiè nà: nǐ jīn tiān hái yǒu xiāng qīn ó |
| [12:52.92] | wáng xùn: hái xiāng shà zi qīn ó, huí qù xǐ le shuì le |
| [12:56.12] | xiè nà: āi nǐ bú yào zǒu, nǐ bù xiāng qīn, wǒ hái yào xiāng qīn ne |
| [13:00.30] | wáng xùn: ó, duì duì duì duì duì, nǐ fàng xīn, jīn tiān xiōng dì huǒ bāng nǐ bǎ zhè gè guā wá zǐ shǎ guā gǎo dìng |
| [13:06.27] | xiè nà: yī yán wéi dìng |
| [13:07.15] | wáng xùn: yī yán wéi dìng, zhè gè guā wá zǐ shǎ guā hǎo jiǔ lái? |
| [13:09.95] | xiè nà: zhè gè guā wá zǐ shǎ guā yǐ jīng lái le |
| [13:11.28] | wáng xùn: a, zhè gè guā wá zǐ shǎ guā zài nǎ ó? |
| [13:12.88] | xiè nà: zhè gè guā wá zǐ shǎ guā jiù shì nǐ! |
| [13:14.57] | wáng xùn: jiù shì... bú yào luàn zhǐ, wǒ men liǎng gè shì xiōng dì huǒ, nǐ kāi shà zi guó jì wán xiào ó |
| [13:26.66] | xiè nà: wǒ méi yǒu kāi wán xiào |
| [13:28.18] | wáng xùn: a |
| [13:28.94] | xiè nà: jīn tiān de xiāng qīn jiù shì wǒ wèi wǒ men liǎng gè zhǔn bèi de, wǒ zhè me duō nián yī zhí péi dào nǐ, nǐ mò de gǎn jué a? nǐ zài nǎ shàng xué, wǒ jiù péi nǐ dào něi gè xué xiào shàng xué, nǐ zài nǎ shàng bān, wǒ jiù péi nǐ qiè qù nǎ shàng bān, nǐ shuō nǐ yào kāi huǒ guō diàn, wǒ jiù cí zhí péi nǐ lái kāi huǒ guō diàn, lián nǐ shī liàn de shí hòu dōu shì wǒ péi dào nǐ de, nǐ shuō, wǒ men dōu rèn shi èr shí nián le, nǐ jiù zhēn de duì wǒ yì diǎn gǎn jué dōu mò de a? |
| [13:58.42] | wáng xùn: wǒ zǎ mò de gǎn jué ne, wǒ xiǎng zhuī nǐ de hěn, dàn wǒ měi cì yī xíng dòng, nǐ jiù ná gè xiāng lú bō bō chū lái, chā qǐ xiāng, gēn wǒ liǎng gè táo yuán sān jié yì, nǐ xiǎng, wǒ men dōu zhěng chéng xiōng dì huǒ le, wǒ zǎ gè xià de dào shǒu ma |
| [14:15.63] | xiè nà: táo yuán sān jié yì shì sān ge rén, wǒ men shì liǎng gè rén, nǐ shì guā shǎ de suo |
| [14:20.39] | wáng xùn: wǒ... |
| [14:21.11] | xiè nà: wǒ děng le nǐ èr shí nián le, wǒ bù xiǎng zài děng le, jīn tiān, shì wǒ gěi zì jǐ de zuì hòu qī xiàn |
| [14:27.48] | wáng xùn: āi... nǐ... |
| [14:47.63] | xiè nà: zhèi xiē bàng bàng táng, shì nǐ zhèi xiē nián sòng gěi wǒ de, wǒ kāi xīn de shí hòu, nǐ sòng wǒ yī kē, wǒ bù kāi xīn de shí hòu, nǐ sòng wǒ yī kē, wǒ suàn le yī xià, wǒ men rèn shi èr shí nián, nǐ sòng le wǒ yī gòng wǔ bǎi yī shí jiǔ kē, jiā shang jīn tiān de zhè kē, wǔ bǎi èr shí kē, cóng jīn tiān kāi shǐ, wǒ bù gēn nǐ zuò xiōng dì le, zuò wǒ de nán péng yǒu, nǐ yuàn hái bù yuàn yì? nǐ yuàn bù yuàn yì?! |
| [15:38.10] | wáng xùn: wǒ... |
| [15:39.82] | xiè nà: nǐ yuàn bù yuàn yì?!!! |
| [15:44.34] | wáng xùn: wǒ yuàn yì! |
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