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I'm from a little country town where the sky is blue |
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Friday nights around here ain't a whole lot to do |
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So I went and called up sweet |
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Becky Lou |
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Said how'd you like to go for a drive? |
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I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks |
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Lit a cozy fire for a little romance |
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I sang her a song and she reached for my hand |
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When daddy busted outta the woods |
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He said [chorus:] |
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Stop it right there! hands in the air |
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We think there's somethin you kids ought to know |
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Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin the sticks |
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Tryin to find you and dang that was close |
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Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed |
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But she's the daughter of an uncle related to you |
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You might not wanna go swimmin in the same gene pool |
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Don't be touchin that's your cousin |
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I turned around to look at becky and she looked at me |
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We broke the law of attraction almost instantly |
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Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green |
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And she gave me my coat back |
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So we packed it in but the night was young |
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She said if you don't mind id still like to have fun |
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There's a show called deliverance on rerun |
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Down at the cinema [chorus] [repeat chorus:] |
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Stop it right there! hands in the air |
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We think there's somethin you kids ought to know |
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Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin the sticks |
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Tryin to find you and dang that was close |
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Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed |
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But shes the daughter of an uncle related to you |
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We need a little separation in our gene pool |
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Don't be touchin that's your cousin [tag:] |
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Well I ran into becky just the other day |
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At the new online internet cafe |
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She was lookin for a man from the ukraine |
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On eharmony |