| Song | Planet D'Rhonda |
| Artist | Donald Fagen |
| Album | Sunken Condos |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| She’s from a small town somewhere upstate | |
| I guess she’s somewhere between 19 and 38 | |
| She stays up all night – she drives too fast | |
| I say easy baby- baby slow down | |
| It’s never gonna happen | |
| On Planet D’Rhonda | |
| When we go out dancin’ – she's always the star | |
| When she does the Philly Dog – I gotta have CPR | |
| She put on a dress last night made of | |
| Plastic wrap | |
| It was off the hook – crazy sweet | |
| What everybody’s wearin’ | |
| On Planet D’ Rhonda | |
| My friends say Jim – you’re on a deadly spree | |
| They just can’t understand that D’s my | |
| Vitamin XYZ | |
| She’s always frantic now | |
| She’s never calm | |
| She’s not the type of girl | |
| You wanna bring home to mom | |
| But when you need big lovin’ | |
| She never stops | |
| Yes it's Monkey Time – twenty four –seven | |
| Then of the planet: | |
| Planet D’ Rhonda | |
| My friends say Jim – you’re on a deadly spree | |
| They just can’t understand that D’s my | |
| Vitamin XYZ | |
| Sometimes she’s vicious – sometimes rude | |
| You got to be a mind reader just to guess | |
| Her mood | |
| But when you need big lovin’ | |
| She never stops | |
| Yes it's Monkey Time – twenty four –seven | |
| Then of the planet: | |
| Planet D’ Rhonda |
| She' s from a small town somewhere upstate | |
| I guess she' s somewhere between 19 and 38 | |
| She stays up all night she drives too fast | |
| I say easy baby baby slow down | |
| It' s never gonna happen | |
| On Planet D' Rhonda | |
| When we go out dancin' she' s always the star | |
| When she does the Philly Dog I gotta have CPR | |
| She put on a dress last night made of | |
| Plastic wrap | |
| It was off the hook crazy sweet | |
| What everybody' s wearin' | |
| On Planet D' Rhonda | |
| My friends say Jim you' re on a deadly spree | |
| They just can' t understand that D' s my | |
| Vitamin XYZ | |
| She' s always frantic now | |
| She' s never calm | |
| She' s not the type of girl | |
| You wanna bring home to mom | |
| But when you need big lovin' | |
| She never stops | |
| Yes it' s Monkey Time twenty four seven | |
| Then of the planet: | |
| Planet D' Rhonda | |
| My friends say Jim you' re on a deadly spree | |
| They just can' t understand that D' s my | |
| Vitamin XYZ | |
| Sometimes she' s vicious sometimes rude | |
| You got to be a mind reader just to guess | |
| Her mood | |
| But when you need big lovin' | |
| She never stops | |
| Yes it' s Monkey Time twenty four seven | |
| Then of the planet: | |
| Planet D' Rhonda |
| She' s from a small town somewhere upstate | |
| I guess she' s somewhere between 19 and 38 | |
| She stays up all night she drives too fast | |
| I say easy baby baby slow down | |
| It' s never gonna happen | |
| On Planet D' Rhonda | |
| When we go out dancin' she' s always the star | |
| When she does the Philly Dog I gotta have CPR | |
| She put on a dress last night made of | |
| Plastic wrap | |
| It was off the hook crazy sweet | |
| What everybody' s wearin' | |
| On Planet D' Rhonda | |
| My friends say Jim you' re on a deadly spree | |
| They just can' t understand that D' s my | |
| Vitamin XYZ | |
| She' s always frantic now | |
| She' s never calm | |
| She' s not the type of girl | |
| You wanna bring home to mom | |
| But when you need big lovin' | |
| She never stops | |
| Yes it' s Monkey Time twenty four seven | |
| Then of the planet: | |
| Planet D' Rhonda | |
| My friends say Jim you' re on a deadly spree | |
| They just can' t understand that D' s my | |
| Vitamin XYZ | |
| Sometimes she' s vicious sometimes rude | |
| You got to be a mind reader just to guess | |
| Her mood | |
| But when you need big lovin' | |
| She never stops | |
| Yes it' s Monkey Time twenty four seven | |
| Then of the planet: | |
| Planet D' Rhonda |