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Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday |
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Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some elderberry wine |
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Monterey Jack walked down the track, all the way to ol' Harley's shack |
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Stuck his knife in ol' Harley's back |
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And they say that's the way ol' Harley Davison died |
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1...2...3...4... |
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Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off in a doorway |
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Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off with little Sarah Lee |
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Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off when he mumbled and stumbled and started to cough |
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And his vein went hard and he went soft |
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And they say that's the way how ol' Jack Hoff O.G.'d |
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Spoken: |
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You mean O.D. |
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No.... O.G. |
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Oh man what's that? |
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That's when you O.D and you say Oh Gee! |
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1...2...3...4... |
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Tom McCann was sittin' in the sand by the ocean |
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Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a jelly-roll |
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Tom McCann was feelin' grand, all the girls were lickin' his hand |
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He's a heel but man, oh man, everybody knows that Tom McCann's got soul |
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Spoken: |
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Its over |
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No it ain't |
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No it ain't either, here it is again |
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That's really the end |
