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I was seventeen years old that day |
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I was trying to find a woman for my birthday |
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So I made up my mind, and I didn't waste no time |
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And I took my daddy's Caddy down the freeway |
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Had a pocketful of bait, it was gettin' kinda late |
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It was bumper next to bumper on the highway |
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Sittin' jammed up tight, looked over to my right |
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There was a hitchhikin' honey goin' my way |
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About four years older than me |
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Biggest dang woman that I ever did see |
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But that sure didn't seem to matter |
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She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her |
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And I scored |
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When I saw that pretty thumb, I motioned her to come |
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And she smiled and looked at me a little sideways |
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I said "Come on jump inside, we'll take a little ride" |
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And she said "Awright little man, let's go to my place" |
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About four years older than me |
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Biggest dang woman that I ever did see |
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But that sure didn't seem to matter |
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She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her |
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And I scored |
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But that was long ago, now there's lots of things I know |
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And there's been a lot of parties wasn't bad |
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I've learned a lot since then, but I still remember when |
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I got the best piece of cake I ever had |
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About four years older than me |
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Biggest dang woman that I ever did see |
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But that sure didn't seem to matter |
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She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her |
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And I scored |