| Went out last night, had a great big fight | |
| Everything seemed to go on wrong | |
| I looked up, to my surprise | |
| The gal I was with was gone. | |
| Where she went, I don't know | |
| I mean to follow everywhere she goes; | |
| Folks say I'm crooked. I didn't know where she took it | |
| I want the whole world to know. | |
| They say I do it, ain't nobody caught me | |
| Sure got to prove it on me; | |
| Went out last night with a crowd of my friends, | |
| They must've been women, 'cause I don't like no men. | |
| It's true I wear a collar and a tie, | |
| Makes the wind blow all the while | |
| Don't you say I do it, ain't nobody caught me | |
| You sure got to prove it on me. | |
| Say I do it, ain't nobody caught me | |
| Sure got to prove it on me. | |
| I went out last night with a crowd of my friends, | |
| It must've been women, 'cause I don't like no men. | |
| Wear my clothes just like a fan | |
| Talk to the gals just like any old man | |
| Cause they say I do it, ain't nobody caught me | |
| Sure got to prove it on me. |