[00:02.782] | 终于走过2018 |
[00:04.166] | 早就不再养青蛙 |
[00:05.237] | 章口就莱的两开花 |
[00:07.066] | 人类本质是啥 |
[00:09.495] | 在谢罪的边缘玩耍 |
[00:11.428] | 熟练的让人害怕 |
[00:13.780] | 大猪蹄子 |
[00:15.869] | 难道这就是你的2018 |
[00:35.644] | 忘了停车场的女人 |
[00:37.812] | 投票就是菊家人 |
[00:39.954] | 隔壁泰山在学猫叫 |
[00:42.070] | 阿姨让我帮砍一刀 |
[00:44.395] | 虽然购物用拼夕夕 |
[00:46.615] | 但她也炒比特币 |
[00:48.784] | 我是梅西 |
[00:49.567] | 这破8012我慌~的一批 |
[00:51.265] | 没完成去年的小目标 |
[00:54.766] | 最后十五亿也没瓜分到 |
[00:57.456] | 吃不到烤面筋快乐水 |
[00:59.886] | 坐高铁被人占座位 |
[01:01.949] | 参加北京车友会 |
[01:03.700] | 啊~地铁扒门毁了我的约会 |
[01:06.207] | 给锦鲤当分母还要 笑着面对 |
[01:09.995] | 我押金还退不退! |
[01:13.182] | 家里没有矿只有矿泉水 |
[01:15.115] | 啊~我积极颓废 |
[01:17.466] | 幸运的做头发都暴富 |
[01:19.425] | 不幸的没中暑也要被烤熟 |
[01:21.724] | 那你究竟是小吴还是竹鼠 |
[01:23.735] | 啊~我分不清楚 |
[01:25.799] | 我有一个大胆的想法 |
[01:28.046] | 明年脱贫脱单不脱发 |
[01:30.475] | 快点用一个响指带走霉运吧 |
[01:34.759] | 那我一定就会成为头号的玩家 |
[01:56.650] | 改革的春风吹满地 |
[01:58.478] | 燃烧我的卡路里 |
[02:00.699] | 小孩子才做选择题 |
[02:02.736] | 大人才是真的皮 |
[02:05.140] | 隔壁有人墙头蹦迪 |
[02:06.994] | 打扰我用TNT |
[02:09.267] | 排队排到北极 有事请漂流瓶联系 |
[02:13.577] | 啊 谁盗了爱情的公墓 |
[02:15.824] | 反买足球才有靠海别墅 |
[02:18.384] | 打滚的内马尔不要扔 |
[02:20.656] | 因为他穿着品如的衣服 |
[02:23.321] | 很眼熟的这个人 |
[02:24.078] | 你 到底是海王还是雷神 |
[02:27.553] | 最后知道原来skr 圣诞老人 |
[02:30.766] | 啊~你真skr 狼人! |
[02:33.665] | 我想 我想要 个首富姑妈 |
[02:35.781] | 啊~该怎么办呐 |
[02:38.315] | 最后我还是眉有办法 |
[02:39.908] | 当不成锦鲤那就自己冲鸭 |
[02:42.364] | 你快给我比个中国芯吧 |
[02:44.506] | 啊~IG第一啊 |
[02:47.171] | 当心吓到宿管阿姨 |
[02:48.738] | 无名之辈也能演一出好戏 |
[02:51.585] | 我的世界几颗星星要休息下 |
[02:55.347] | 另一世界却出现了英雄和大侠 |
[03:17.420] | 佩琪佩琪佩琪佩琪 到底是啥 |
[03:19.588] | 啊~我不知道啊 |
[03:21.783] | 追梦路上总有人牵挂 |
[03:23.925] | 建车站快得像短道速滑 |
[03:26.093] | 厉害了我去年的种花家 |
[03:28.287] | 啊~干就完事啦 |
[03:31.030] | 白蛇缘起谱写新神话 |
[03:32.467] | 自来水们也能漫过金山啦 |
[03:34.609] | 这是我给国漫最美的情话 |
[03:37.300] | 啊~国漫崛起吧 |
[03:39.833] | 我还是呆萌小连杀 |
[03:41.218] | 用一首歌的土味情话 |
[03:43.908] | 致敬再也回不去的2018 |
[03:48.166] | 新的一年 我就要凭 实力当村花 |
[00:02.782] | zhong yu zou guo 2018 |
[00:04.166] | zao jiu bu zai yang qing wa |
[00:05.237] | zhang kou jiu lai de liang kai hua |
[00:07.066] | ren lei ben zhi shi sha |
[00:09.495] | zai xie zui de bian yuan wan shua |
[00:11.428] | shu lian de rang ren hai pa |
[00:13.780] | da zhu ti zi |
[00:15.869] | nan dao zhe jiu shi ni de 2018 |
[00:35.644] | wang le ting che chang de nv ren |
[00:37.812] | tou piao jiu shi ju jia ren |
[00:39.954] | ge bi tai shan zai xue mao jiao |
[00:42.070] | a yi rang wo bang kan yi dao |
[00:44.395] | sui ran gou wu yong pin xi xi |
[00:46.615] | dan ta ye chao bi te bi |
[00:48.784] | wo shi mei xi |
[00:49.567] | zhe po 8012 wo huang de yi pi |
[00:51.265] | mei wan cheng qu nian de xiao mu biao |
[00:54.766] | zui hou shi wu yi ye mei gua fen dao |
[00:57.456] | chi bu dao kao mian jin kuai le shui |
[00:59.886] | zuo gao tie bei ren zhan zuo wei |
[01:01.949] | can jia bei jing che you hui |
[01:03.700] | a di tie ba men hui le wo de yue hui |
[01:06.207] | gei jin li dang fen mu hai yao xiao zhe mian dui |
[01:09.995] | wo ya jin hai tui bu tui! |
[01:13.182] | jia li mei you kuang zhi you kuang quan shui |
[01:15.115] | a wo ji ji tui fei |
[01:17.466] | xing yun de zuo tou fa dou bao fu |
[01:19.425] | bu xing de mei zhong shu ye yao bei kao shu |
[01:21.724] | na ni jiu jing shi xiao wu hai shi zhu shu |
[01:23.735] | a wo fen bu qing chu |
[01:25.799] | wo you yi ge da dan de xiang fa |
[01:28.046] | ming nian tuo pin tuo dan bu tuo fa |
[01:30.475] | kuai dian yong yi ge xiang zhi dai zou mei yun ba |
[01:34.759] | na wo yi ding jiu hui cheng wei tou hao de wan jia |
[01:56.650] | gai ge de chun feng chui man di |
[01:58.478] | ran shao wo di ka lu li |
[02:00.699] | xiao hai zi cai zuo xuan ze ti |
[02:02.736] | da ren cai shi zhen de pi |
[02:05.140] | ge bi you ren qiang tou beng di |
[02:06.994] | da rao wo yong TNT |
[02:09.267] | pai dui pai dao bei ji you shi qing piao liu ping lian xi |
[02:13.577] | a shui dao le ai qing de gong mu |
[02:15.824] | fan mai zu qiu cai you kao hai bie shu |
[02:18.384] | da gun de nei ma er bu yao reng |
[02:20.656] | yin wei ta chuan zhe pin ru de yi fu |
[02:23.321] | hen yan shu de zhe ge ren |
[02:24.078] | ni dao di shi hai wang hai shi lei shen |
[02:27.553] | zui hou zhi dao yuan lai skr sheng dan lao ren |
[02:30.766] | a ni zhen skr lang ren! |
[02:33.665] | wo xiang wo xiang yao ge shou fu gu ma |
[02:35.781] | a gai zen me ban na |
[02:38.315] | zui hou wo hai shi mei you ban fa |
[02:39.908] | dang bu cheng jin li na jiu zi ji chong ya |
[02:42.364] | ni kuai gei wo bi ge zhong guo xin ba |
[02:44.506] | a IG di yi a |
[02:47.171] | dang xin xia dao su guan a yi |
[02:48.738] | wu ming zhi bei ye neng yan yi chu hao xi |
[02:51.585] | wo de shi jie ji ke xing xing yao xiu xi xia |
[02:55.347] | ling yi shi jie que chu xian le ying xiong he da xia |
[03:17.420] | pei qi pei qi pei qi pei qi dao di shi sha |
[03:19.588] | a wo bu zhi dao a |
[03:21.783] | zhui meng lu shang zong you ren qian gua |
[03:23.925] | jian che zhan kuai de xiang duan dao su hua |
[03:26.093] | li hai le wo qu nian de zhong hua jia |
[03:28.287] | a gan jiu wan shi la |
[03:31.030] | bai she yuan qi pu xie xin shen hua |
[03:32.467] | zi lai shui men ye neng man guo jin shan la |
[03:34.609] | zhe shi wo gei guo man zui mei di qing hua |
[03:37.300] | a guo man jue qi ba |
[03:39.833] | wo hai shi dai meng xiao lian sha |
[03:41.218] | yong yi shou ge de tu wei qing hua |
[03:43.908] | zhi jing zai ye hui bu qu de 2018 |
[03:48.166] | xin de yi nian wo jiu yao ping shi li dang cun hua |
[00:02.782] | zhōng yú zǒu guò 2018 |
[00:04.166] | zǎo jiù bù zài yǎng qīng wā |
[00:05.237] | zhāng kǒu jiù lái de liǎng kāi huā |
[00:07.066] | rén lèi běn zhì shì shà |
[00:09.495] | zài xiè zuì de biān yuán wán shuǎ |
[00:11.428] | shú liàn de ràng rén hài pà |
[00:13.780] | dà zhū tí zi |
[00:15.869] | nán dào zhè jiù shì nǐ de 2018 |
[00:35.644] | wàng le tíng chē chǎng de nǚ rén |
[00:37.812] | tóu piào jiù shì jú jiā rén |
[00:39.954] | gé bì tài shān zài xué māo jiào |
[00:42.070] | ā yí ràng wǒ bāng kǎn yī dāo |
[00:44.395] | suī rán gòu wù yòng pīn xī xī |
[00:46.615] | dàn tā yě chǎo bǐ tè bì |
[00:48.784] | wǒ shì méi xī |
[00:49.567] | zhè pò 8012 wǒ huāng de yī pī |
[00:51.265] | méi wán chéng qù nián de xiǎo mù biāo |
[00:54.766] | zuì hòu shí wǔ yì yě méi guā fēn dào |
[00:57.456] | chī bú dào kǎo miàn jīn kuài lè shuǐ |
[00:59.886] | zuò gāo tiě bèi rén zhàn zuò wèi |
[01:01.949] | cān jiā běi jīng chē yǒu huì |
[01:03.700] | a dì tiě bā mén huǐ le wǒ de yuē huì |
[01:06.207] | gěi jǐn lǐ dāng fēn mǔ hái yào xiào zhe miàn duì |
[01:09.995] | wǒ yā jīn hái tuì bù tuì! |
[01:13.182] | jiā lǐ méi yǒu kuàng zhǐ yǒu kuàng quán shuǐ |
[01:15.115] | a wǒ jī jí tuí fèi |
[01:17.466] | xìng yùn de zuò tóu fà dōu bào fù |
[01:19.425] | bù xìng de méi zhòng shǔ yě yào bèi kǎo shú |
[01:21.724] | nà nǐ jiū jìng shì xiǎo wú hái shì zhú shǔ |
[01:23.735] | a wǒ fēn bù qīng chǔ |
[01:25.799] | wǒ yǒu yí gè dà dǎn de xiǎng fǎ |
[01:28.046] | míng nián tuō pín tuō dān bù tuō fà |
[01:30.475] | kuài diǎn yòng yí gè xiǎng zhǐ dài zǒu méi yùn ba |
[01:34.759] | nà wǒ yí dìng jiù huì chéng wéi tóu hào de wán jiā |
[01:56.650] | gǎi gé de chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[01:58.478] | rán shāo wǒ dí kǎ lù lǐ |
[02:00.699] | xiǎo hái zi cái zuò xuǎn zé tí |
[02:02.736] | dà rén cái shì zhēn de pí |
[02:05.140] | gé bì yǒu rén qiáng tóu bèng dí |
[02:06.994] | dǎ rǎo wǒ yòng TNT |
[02:09.267] | pái duì pái dào běi jí yǒu shì qǐng piāo liú píng lián xì |
[02:13.577] | a shuí dào le ài qíng de gōng mù |
[02:15.824] | fǎn mǎi zú qiú cái yǒu kào hǎi bié shù |
[02:18.384] | dǎ gǔn de nèi mǎ ěr bú yào rēng |
[02:20.656] | yīn wèi tā chuān zhe pǐn rú de yī fú |
[02:23.321] | hěn yǎn shú de zhè gè rén |
[02:24.078] | nǐ dào dǐ shì hǎi wáng hái shì léi shén |
[02:27.553] | zuì hòu zhī dào yuán lái skr shèng dàn lǎo rén |
[02:30.766] | a nǐ zhēn skr láng rén! |
[02:33.665] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ xiǎng yào gè shǒu fù gū mā |
[02:35.781] | a gāi zěn me bàn nà |
[02:38.315] | zuì hòu wǒ hái shì méi yǒu bàn fǎ |
[02:39.908] | dāng bù chéng jǐn lǐ nà jiù zì jǐ chōng yā |
[02:42.364] | nǐ kuài gěi wǒ bǐ gè zhōng guó xīn ba |
[02:44.506] | a IG dì yī a |
[02:47.171] | dāng xīn xià dào sù guǎn ā yí |
[02:48.738] | wú míng zhī bèi yě néng yǎn yī chū hǎo xì |
[02:51.585] | wǒ de shì jiè jǐ kē xīng xīng yào xiū xī xià |
[02:55.347] | lìng yī shì jiè què chū xiàn le yīng xióng hé dà xiá |
[03:17.420] | pèi qí pèi qí pèi qí pèi qí dào dǐ shì shà |
[03:19.588] | a wǒ bù zhī dào a |
[03:21.783] | zhuī mèng lù shàng zǒng yǒu rén qiān guà |
[03:23.925] | jiàn chē zhàn kuài dé xiàng duǎn dào sù huá |
[03:26.093] | lì hài le wǒ qù nián de zhòng huā jiā |
[03:28.287] | a gàn jiù wán shì la |
[03:31.030] | bái shé yuán qǐ pǔ xiě xīn shén huà |
[03:32.467] | zì lái shuǐ men yě néng màn guò jīn shān la |
[03:34.609] | zhè shì wǒ gěi guó màn zuì měi dí qíng huà |
[03:37.300] | a guó màn jué qǐ ba |
[03:39.833] | wǒ hái shì dāi méng xiǎo lián shā |
[03:41.218] | yòng yī shǒu gē de tǔ wèi qíng huà |
[03:43.908] | zhì jìng zài yě huí bù qù de 2018 |
[03:48.166] | xīn de yī nián wǒ jiù yào píng shí lì dāng cūn huā |