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I hope that the last page of your 800 page novel is missing |
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I hope that it rains of you leave the window down on your red Mustang |
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Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you |
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Everyday ought to be a bad day for you |
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If you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby |
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I hope that your team lost, I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy |
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Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you |
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Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you |
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And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you |
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And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again |
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Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty |
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I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny |
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Ohhhh! |
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Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you |
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Oh everyday ought to be a bad day for you |
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Everyday ought to be a bad day for you |
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Cuz everday ought to be a bad day |
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But I'm sorry if it ever is |
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(Everyday ought to be a bad day for you) |