| Song | Vicious Battle Raps |
| Artist | DJ Format |
| Album | Music For The Mature B Boy |
| 作曲 : Bernstein, Ford | |
| (feat. MC Abdominal) | |
| [Abdominal] | |
| I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little | |
| My name is Abdominal I'll make you laugh and giggle | |
| Just like a little schoolgirl when I'm touching the mic | |
| Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike | |
| Cos they crap, and I'm not | |
| Could you demonstrate? Why not | |
| Let me take this little opportunity so soon you'll see | |
| How you and me be different when it comes to fluency | |
| The crowd be rooting me and booing thee | |
| First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the | |
| Atmosphere with, you'll get subjected to scrutiny | |
| Stupidly oblivious to the soon-to-be mutiny on the | |
| Part of the crowd,,eventually even your crew will be like | |
| "Abdominal is pretty damn good" | |
| But that's what I've been trying to say man | |
| Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention | |
| In the long run this will bring everyone less tension | |
| And I won't be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps | |
| But really less battle raps than straight up facts | |
| Kinda like a news report | |
| Untrue? **** you be this Jews retort! | |
| You'll lose the sport, can't you see the predicament? | |
| Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments | |
| Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal | |
| Doing his best to fill the hospitals | |
| They say he's some sort of musical vigilante | |
| On a one-man crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack | |
| He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks | |
| We really can't thank him enough I'd love to shake his hand | |
| Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and bland | |
| "Doctor is it true when they say that he's as handsome as a deity" | |
| Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog | |
| But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men! | |
| "In other words the strength of 100 men?" | |
| Nurse, please dont interrupt me when | |
| I'm in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend | |
| Rumour has it that he's bench-pressing | |
| At least 400 pounds and that's with the left arm alone! | |
| What about the right? Writing poems | |
| Simultaneously, insane ya can see but that's the type of mc that we're | |
| Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable | |
| Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled | |
| In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks | |
| Yeah they'll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts | |
| "He should try a nurse" keep your mind on your work | |
| Like he keeps his mind on the verse when he's timing his words | |
| You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two lips | |
| Of the ABD-om-INAL, suckers think they swell | |
| He'll be like "hmm pray tell" | |
| They straight K-Tel wheras he be cold chilling | |
| Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of super-villains | |
| And then charging 'em for dental repairs | |
| Lay em down gently in the dental chair | |
| Fasten the bib, a real no-brainer | |
| Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine | |
| Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic | |
| Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic | |
| Once theyre snorin the work commences by this | |
| Blood-splattered, demented dentist | |
| Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb | |
| Some who look like they got a bit of endurance | |
| Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance | |
| I know it sounds harsh but he can't be sympathetic | |
| In his war against the wackness it's an epidemic | |
| Spreading over cities nations and continents | |
| Abdominal heaven-sent antidote, through dopeness | |
| With a 'M' on my chest, for microphonist |
| zuò qǔ : Bernstein, Ford | |
| feat. MC Abdominal | |
| Abdominal | |
| I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little | |
| My name is Abdominal I' ll make you laugh and giggle | |
| Just like a little schoolgirl when I' m touching the mic | |
| Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike | |
| Cos they crap, and I' m not | |
| Could you demonstrate? Why not | |
| Let me take this little opportunity so soon you' ll see | |
| How you and me be different when it comes to fluency | |
| The crowd be rooting me and booing thee | |
| First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the | |
| Atmosphere with, you' ll get subjected to scrutiny | |
| Stupidly oblivious to the soontobe mutiny on the | |
| Part of the crowd,, eventually even your crew will be like | |
| " Abdominal is pretty damn good" | |
| But that' s what I' ve been trying to say man | |
| Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention | |
| In the long run this will bring everyone less tension | |
| And I won' t be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps | |
| But really less battle raps than straight up facts | |
| Kinda like a news report | |
| Untrue? you be this Jews retort! | |
| You' ll lose the sport, can' t you see the predicament? | |
| Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments | |
| Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal | |
| Doing his best to fill the hospitals | |
| They say he' s some sort of musical vigilante | |
| On a oneman crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack | |
| He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks | |
| We really can' t thank him enough I' d love to shake his hand | |
| Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and bland | |
| " Doctor is it true when they say that he' s as handsome as a deity" | |
| Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog | |
| But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men! | |
| " In other words the strength of 100 men?" | |
| Nurse, please dont interrupt me when | |
| I' m in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend | |
| Rumour has it that he' s benchpressing | |
| At least 400 pounds and that' s with the left arm alone! | |
| What about the right? Writing poems | |
| Simultaneously, insane ya can see but that' s the type of mc that we' re | |
| Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable | |
| Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled | |
| In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks | |
| Yeah they' ll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts | |
| " He should try a nurse" keep your mind on your work | |
| Like he keeps his mind on the verse when he' s timing his words | |
| You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two lips | |
| Of the ABDomINAL, suckers think they swell | |
| He' ll be like " hmm pray tell" | |
| They straight KTel wheras he be cold chilling | |
| Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of supervillains | |
| And then charging ' em for dental repairs | |
| Lay em down gently in the dental chair | |
| Fasten the bib, a real nobrainer | |
| Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine | |
| Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic | |
| Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic | |
| Once theyre snorin the work commences by this | |
| Bloodsplattered, demented dentist | |
| Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb | |
| Some who look like they got a bit of endurance | |
| Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance | |
| I know it sounds harsh but he can' t be sympathetic | |
| In his war against the wackness it' s an epidemic | |
| Spreading over cities nations and continents | |
| Abdominal heavensent antidote, through dopeness | |
| With a ' M' on my chest, for microphonist |