Song | Vicious Battle Raps |
Artist | DJ Format |
Album | Music For The Mature B Boy |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作曲 : Bernstein, Ford | |
(feat. MC Abdominal) | |
[Abdominal] | |
I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little | |
My name is Abdominal I'll make you laugh and giggle | |
Just like a little schoolgirl when I'm touching the mic | |
Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike | |
Cos they crap, and I'm not | |
Could you demonstrate? Why not | |
Let me take this little opportunity so soon you'll see | |
How you and me be different when it comes to fluency | |
The crowd be rooting me and booing thee | |
First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the | |
Atmosphere with, you'll get subjected to scrutiny | |
Stupidly oblivious to the soon-to-be mutiny on the | |
Part of the crowd,,eventually even your crew will be like | |
"Abdominal is pretty damn good" | |
But that's what I've been trying to say man | |
Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention | |
In the long run this will bring everyone less tension | |
And I won't be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps | |
But really less battle raps than straight up facts | |
Kinda like a news report | |
Untrue? **** you be this Jews retort! | |
You'll lose the sport, can't you see the predicament? | |
Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments | |
Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal | |
Doing his best to fill the hospitals | |
They say he's some sort of musical vigilante | |
On a one-man crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack | |
He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks | |
We really can't thank him enough I'd love to shake his hand | |
Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and bland | |
"Doctor is it true when they say that he's as handsome as a deity" | |
Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog | |
But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men! | |
"In other words the strength of 100 men?" | |
Nurse, please dont interrupt me when | |
I'm in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend | |
Rumour has it that he's bench-pressing | |
At least 400 pounds and that's with the left arm alone! | |
What about the right? Writing poems | |
Simultaneously, insane ya can see but that's the type of mc that we're | |
Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable | |
Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled | |
In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks | |
Yeah they'll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts | |
"He should try a nurse" keep your mind on your work | |
Like he keeps his mind on the verse when he's timing his words | |
You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two lips | |
Of the ABD-om-INAL, suckers think they swell | |
He'll be like "hmm pray tell" | |
They straight K-Tel wheras he be cold chilling | |
Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of super-villains | |
And then charging 'em for dental repairs | |
Lay em down gently in the dental chair | |
Fasten the bib, a real no-brainer | |
Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine | |
Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic | |
Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic | |
Once theyre snorin the work commences by this | |
Blood-splattered, demented dentist | |
Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb | |
Some who look like they got a bit of endurance | |
Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance | |
I know it sounds harsh but he can't be sympathetic | |
In his war against the wackness it's an epidemic | |
Spreading over cities nations and continents | |
Abdominal heaven-sent antidote, through dopeness | |
With a 'M' on my chest, for microphonist |
zuo qu : Bernstein, Ford | |
feat. MC Abdominal | |
Abdominal | |
I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little | |
My name is Abdominal I' ll make you laugh and giggle | |
Just like a little schoolgirl when I' m touching the mic | |
Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike | |
Cos they crap, and I' m not | |
Could you demonstrate? Why not | |
Let me take this little opportunity so soon you' ll see | |
How you and me be different when it comes to fluency | |
The crowd be rooting me and booing thee | |
First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the | |
Atmosphere with, you' ll get subjected to scrutiny | |
Stupidly oblivious to the soontobe mutiny on the | |
Part of the crowd,, eventually even your crew will be like | |
" Abdominal is pretty damn good" | |
But that' s what I' ve been trying to say man | |
Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention | |
In the long run this will bring everyone less tension | |
And I won' t be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps | |
But really less battle raps than straight up facts | |
Kinda like a news report | |
Untrue? you be this Jews retort! | |
You' ll lose the sport, can' t you see the predicament? | |
Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments | |
Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal | |
Doing his best to fill the hospitals | |
They say he' s some sort of musical vigilante | |
On a oneman crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack | |
He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks | |
We really can' t thank him enough I' d love to shake his hand | |
Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and bland | |
" Doctor is it true when they say that he' s as handsome as a deity" | |
Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog | |
But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men! | |
" In other words the strength of 100 men?" | |
Nurse, please dont interrupt me when | |
I' m in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend | |
Rumour has it that he' s benchpressing | |
At least 400 pounds and that' s with the left arm alone! | |
What about the right? Writing poems | |
Simultaneously, insane ya can see but that' s the type of mc that we' re | |
Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable | |
Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled | |
In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks | |
Yeah they' ll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts | |
" He should try a nurse" keep your mind on your work | |
Like he keeps his mind on the verse when he' s timing his words | |
You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two lips | |
Of the ABDomINAL, suckers think they swell | |
He' ll be like " hmm pray tell" | |
They straight KTel wheras he be cold chilling | |
Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of supervillains | |
And then charging ' em for dental repairs | |
Lay em down gently in the dental chair | |
Fasten the bib, a real nobrainer | |
Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine | |
Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic | |
Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic | |
Once theyre snorin the work commences by this | |
Bloodsplattered, demented dentist | |
Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb | |
Some who look like they got a bit of endurance | |
Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance | |
I know it sounds harsh but he can' t be sympathetic | |
In his war against the wackness it' s an epidemic | |
Spreading over cities nations and continents | |
Abdominal heavensent antidote, through dopeness | |
With a ' M' on my chest, for microphonist |
zuò qǔ : Bernstein, Ford | |
feat. MC Abdominal | |
Abdominal | |
I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little | |
My name is Abdominal I' ll make you laugh and giggle | |
Just like a little schoolgirl when I' m touching the mic | |
Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike | |
Cos they crap, and I' m not | |
Could you demonstrate? Why not | |
Let me take this little opportunity so soon you' ll see | |
How you and me be different when it comes to fluency | |
The crowd be rooting me and booing thee | |
First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the | |
Atmosphere with, you' ll get subjected to scrutiny | |
Stupidly oblivious to the soontobe mutiny on the | |
Part of the crowd,, eventually even your crew will be like | |
" Abdominal is pretty damn good" | |
But that' s what I' ve been trying to say man | |
Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention | |
In the long run this will bring everyone less tension | |
And I won' t be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps | |
But really less battle raps than straight up facts | |
Kinda like a news report | |
Untrue? you be this Jews retort! | |
You' ll lose the sport, can' t you see the predicament? | |
Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments | |
Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal | |
Doing his best to fill the hospitals | |
They say he' s some sort of musical vigilante | |
On a oneman crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack | |
He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks | |
We really can' t thank him enough I' d love to shake his hand | |
Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and bland | |
" Doctor is it true when they say that he' s as handsome as a deity" | |
Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog | |
But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men! | |
" In other words the strength of 100 men?" | |
Nurse, please dont interrupt me when | |
I' m in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend | |
Rumour has it that he' s benchpressing | |
At least 400 pounds and that' s with the left arm alone! | |
What about the right? Writing poems | |
Simultaneously, insane ya can see but that' s the type of mc that we' re | |
Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable | |
Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled | |
In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks | |
Yeah they' ll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts | |
" He should try a nurse" keep your mind on your work | |
Like he keeps his mind on the verse when he' s timing his words | |
You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two lips | |
Of the ABDomINAL, suckers think they swell | |
He' ll be like " hmm pray tell" | |
They straight KTel wheras he be cold chilling | |
Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of supervillains | |
And then charging ' em for dental repairs | |
Lay em down gently in the dental chair | |
Fasten the bib, a real nobrainer | |
Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine | |
Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic | |
Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic | |
Once theyre snorin the work commences by this | |
Bloodsplattered, demented dentist | |
Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb | |
Some who look like they got a bit of endurance | |
Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance | |
I know it sounds harsh but he can' t be sympathetic | |
In his war against the wackness it' s an epidemic | |
Spreading over cities nations and continents | |
Abdominal heavensent antidote, through dopeness | |
With a ' M' on my chest, for microphonist |