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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk |
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At our Christmas party |
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We were drinkin' champagne punch |
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And homemade eggnog |
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Little sister brought her new boyfriend |
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He was a Mexican |
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We didn't know what to think of him |
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Til he sang Feliz Navidad |
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Feliz Navidad |
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Brother Ken brought his kids with him |
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The three from his first wife Lynn |
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And the two identical twins |
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From his second wife Mary Nell |
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Of course he brought his new wife Kaye |
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Who talks all about AA |
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Chain smokin' while the stereo plays |
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Noel, Noel, The first Noel |
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Carve the turkey turn the ball game on |
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Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone |
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Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store |
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We need some ice and an extension cord |
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A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite |
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A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights |
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Hallelujah everybody say cheese |
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Merry Christmas from the family |
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Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen |
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I can't remember how I'm kin to them |
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But when they tried to plug their motor home in |
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They blew our christmas lights |
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Cousin David knew just what went wrong |
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So we all waited on our front lawn |
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He threw the breaker and the lights came on |
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And we sang Silent Night |
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Oh Silent Night o' holy night |
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Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on |
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Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one |
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Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go |
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We need some celery and a can of fake snow |
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A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite |
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A box of midol, some Salem Lights |
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Hallelujah everybody say cheese |
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Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad. |
