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| [00:02.473] | 扁担宽板凳长 |
| [00:04.470] | 扁担想绑在板凳上 |
| [00:06.887] | 扁担宽板凳长 |
| [00:09.138] | 扁担想绑在板凳上 |
| [00:11.646] | 伦敦玛莉莲买了件旗袍送妈妈 |
| [00:14.142] | 莫斯科的夫司基爱上牛肉面疙瘩 |
| [00:16.896] | s,h:各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发 |
| [00:19.391] | 嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话 |
| [00:21.388] | 多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法 |
| [00:23.896] | 这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化 |
| [00:26.892] | 平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平) |
| [00:29.641] | 好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话 |
| [00:30.897] | 扁担宽板凳长 |
| [00:31.396] | 扁担想绑在板凳上 |
| [00:33.148] | 板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上 |
| [00:34.891] | 扁担偏要绑在板凳上 |
| [00:36.144] | 板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上 |
| [00:38.398] | 到底扁担宽还是板凳长 |
| [00:40.395] | 哥哥弟弟坡前坐 |
| [00:41.647] | 坡上卧著一只鹅 |
| [00:42.644] | 坡下流著一条河 |
| [00:43.888] | 哥哥说宽宽的河 |
| [00:44.887] | 弟弟说白白的鹅 |
| [00:46.396] | 鹅要过河河要渡鹅 |
| [00:47.894] | 不知是那鹅过河 |
| [00:49.392] | 还是河渡鹅 |
| [00:49.891] | 全世界都在学中国话 |
| [00:54.139] | 孔夫子的话越来越国际化 |
| [00:58.889] | 全世界都在讲中国话 |
| [01:03.893] | 我们说的话让世界都认真听话 |
| [01:18.894] | 纽约苏珊娜开了间禅风lounge bar |
| [01:21.144] | 柏林来的沃夫冈拿胡琴配著电吉他 |
| [01:23.898] | 各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发 |
| [01:26.149] | 嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话 |
| [01:28.645] | 多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法 |
| [01:30.898] | 这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上出入的变化 |
| [01:34.147] | 平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平) |
| [01:35.391] | 好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话 |
| [01:37.899] | 有个小孩叫小杜 |
| [01:38.898] | 上街打醋又买布 |
| [01:40.395] | 买了布打了醋 |
| [01:41.648] | 回头看见鹰抓兔 |
| [01:42.646] | 放下布搁下醋 |
| [01:43.645] | 上前去追鹰和兔 |
| [01:45.143] | 飞了鹰跑了兔 |
| [01:46.470] | 洒了醋湿了布 |
| [01:47.468] | 嘴说腿腿说嘴 |
| [01:48.467] | 嘴说腿爱跑腿 |
| [01:49.965] | 腿说嘴爱卖嘴 |
| [01:51.217] | 光动嘴不动腿 |
| [01:52.216] | 光动腿不动嘴 |
| [01:53.214] | 不如不长腿和嘴 |
| [01:54.469] | 到底是那嘴说腿还是腿说嘴 |
| [01:56.965] | 全世界都在学中国话 |
| [02:01.470] | 孔夫子的话越来越国际化 |
| [02:06.217] | 全世界都在讲中国话 |
| [02:10.967] | 我们说的话让世界都认真听话 |
| [02:25.722] | 全世界都在学中国话 |
| [02:30.215] | 孔夫子的话越来越国际化 |
| [02:34.720] | 全世界都在讲中国话 |
| [02:39.713] | 我们说的话让世界都认真听话 |
| [02:42.713] | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:02.473] | bian dan kuan ban deng zhang |
| [00:04.470] | bian dan xiang bang zai ban deng shang |
| [00:06.887] | bian dan kuan ban deng zhang |
| [00:09.138] | bian dan xiang bang zai ban deng shang |
| [00:11.646] | lun dun ma li lian mai le jian qi pao song ma ma |
| [00:14.142] | mo si ke de fu si ji ai shang niu rou mian ge da |
| [00:16.896] | s, h: ge zhong yan se de pi fu ge zhong yan se de tou fa |
| [00:19.391] | zui li nian de shuo de kai shi liu xing zhong guo hua |
| [00:21.388] | duo shao nian wo men ku lian ying wen fa yin he wen fa |
| [00:23.896] | zhe ji nian huan ta men juan zhe she tou xue ping shang qu ru de bian hua |
| [00:26.892] | ping ping ze ze ping ping ze ze ze ping ping ze ze ping |
| [00:29.641] | hao cong ming de zhong guo ren hao you mei di zhong guo hua |
| [00:30.897] | bian dan kuan ban deng zhang |
| [00:31.396] | bian dan xiang bang zai ban deng shang |
| [00:33.148] | ban deng bu rang bian dan bang zai ban deng shang |
| [00:34.891] | bian dan pian yao bang zai ban deng shang |
| [00:36.144] | ban deng pian pian bu rang bian dan bang zai na ban deng shang |
| [00:38.398] | dao di bian dan kuan hai shi ban deng zhang |
| [00:40.395] | ge ge di di po qian zuo |
| [00:41.647] | po shang wo zhe yi zhi e |
| [00:42.644] | po xia liu zhe yi tiao he |
| [00:43.888] | ge ge shuo kuan kuan de he |
| [00:44.887] | di di shuo bai bai de e |
| [00:46.396] | e yao guo he he yao du e |
| [00:47.894] | bu zhi shi na e guo he |
| [00:49.392] | hai shi he du e |
| [00:49.891] | quan shi jie dou zai xue zhong guo hua |
| [00:54.139] | kong fu zi de hua yue lai yue guo ji hua |
| [00:58.889] | quan shi jie dou zai jiang zhong guo hua |
| [01:03.893] | wo men shuo de hua rang shi jie dou ren zhen ting hua |
| [01:18.894] | niu yue su shan na kai le jian chan feng lounge bar |
| [01:21.144] | bo lin lai de wo fu gang na hu qin pei zhe dian ji ta |
| [01:23.898] | ge zhong yan se de pi fu ge zhong yan se de tou fa |
| [01:26.149] | zui li nian de shuo de kai shi liu xing zhong guo hua |
| [01:28.645] | duo shao nian wo men ku lian ying wen fa yin he wen fa |
| [01:30.898] | zhe ji nian huan ta men juan zhe she tou xue ping shang chu ru de bian hua |
| [01:34.147] | ping ping ze ze ping ping ze ze ze ping ping ze ze ping |
| [01:35.391] | hao cong ming de zhong guo ren hao you mei di zhong guo hua |
| [01:37.899] | you ge xiao hai jiao xiao du |
| [01:38.898] | shang jie da cu you mai bu |
| [01:40.395] | mai le bu da le cu |
| [01:41.648] | hui tou kan jian ying zhua tu |
| [01:42.646] | fang xia bu ge xia cu |
| [01:43.645] | shang qian qu zhui ying he tu |
| [01:45.143] | fei le ying pao le tu |
| [01:46.470] | sa le cu shi le bu |
| [01:47.468] | zui shuo tui tui shuo zui |
| [01:48.467] | zui shuo tui ai pao tui |
| [01:49.965] | tui shuo zui ai mai zui |
| [01:51.217] | guang dong zui bu dong tui |
| [01:52.216] | guang dong tui bu dong zui |
| [01:53.214] | bu ru bu zhang tui he zui |
| [01:54.469] | dao di shi na zui shuo tui hai shi tui shuo zui |
| [01:56.965] | quan shi jie dou zai xue zhong guo hua |
| [02:01.470] | kong fu zi de hua yue lai yue guo ji hua |
| [02:06.217] | quan shi jie dou zai jiang zhong guo hua |
| [02:10.967] | wo men shuo de hua rang shi jie dou ren zhen ting hua |
| [02:25.722] | quan shi jie dou zai xue zhong guo hua |
| [02:30.215] | kong fu zi de hua yue lai yue guo ji hua |
| [02:34.720] | quan shi jie dou zai jiang zhong guo hua |
| [02:39.713] | wo men shuo de hua rang shi jie dou ren zhen ting hua |
| [02:42.713] | ! |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:02.473] | biǎn dàn kuān bǎn dèng zhǎng |
| [00:04.470] | biǎn dàn xiǎng bǎng zài bǎn dèng shàng |
| [00:06.887] | biǎn dàn kuān bǎn dèng zhǎng |
| [00:09.138] | biǎn dàn xiǎng bǎng zài bǎn dèng shàng |
| [00:11.646] | lún dūn mǎ lì lián mǎi le jiàn qí páo sòng mā mā |
| [00:14.142] | mò sī kē de fū sī jī ài shàng niú ròu miàn gē da |
| [00:16.896] | s, h: gè zhǒng yán sè de pí fū gè zhǒng yán sè de tóu fà |
| [00:19.391] | zuǐ lǐ niàn de shuō de kāi shǐ liú xíng zhōng guó huà |
| [00:21.388] | duō shào nián wǒ men kǔ liàn yīng wén fā yīn hé wén fǎ |
| [00:23.896] | zhè jǐ nián huàn tā men juǎn zhe shé tou xué píng shǎng qù rù de biàn huà |
| [00:26.892] | píng píng zè zè píng píng zè zè zè píng píng zè zè píng |
| [00:29.641] | hǎo cōng míng de zhōng guó rén hǎo yōu měi dí zhōng guó huà |
| [00:30.897] | biǎn dàn kuān bǎn dèng zhǎng |
| [00:31.396] | biǎn dàn xiǎng bǎng zài bǎn dèng shàng |
| [00:33.148] | bǎn dèng bù ràng biǎn dàn bǎng zài bǎn dèng shàng |
| [00:34.891] | biǎn dàn piān yào bǎng zài bǎn dèng shàng |
| [00:36.144] | bǎn dèng piān piān bù ràng biǎn dàn bǎng zài nà bǎn dèng shàng |
| [00:38.398] | dào dǐ biǎn dàn kuān hái shì bǎn dèng zhǎng |
| [00:40.395] | gē ge dì di pō qián zuò |
| [00:41.647] | pō shàng wò zhe yì zhī é |
| [00:42.644] | pō xià liú zhe yī tiáo hé |
| [00:43.888] | gē ge shuō kuān kuān de hé |
| [00:44.887] | dì di shuō bái bái de é |
| [00:46.396] | é yào guò hé hé yào dù é |
| [00:47.894] | bù zhī shì nà é guò hé |
| [00:49.392] | hái shì hé dù é |
| [00:49.891] | quán shì jiè dōu zài xué zhōng guó huà |
| [00:54.139] | kǒng fū zǐ de huà yuè lái yuè guó jì huà |
| [00:58.889] | quán shì jiè dōu zài jiǎng zhōng guó huà |
| [01:03.893] | wǒ men shuō de huà ràng shì jiè dōu rèn zhēn tīng huà |
| [01:18.894] | niǔ yuē sū shān nà kāi le jiān chán fēng lounge bar |
| [01:21.144] | bó lín lái de wò fū gāng ná hú qín pèi zhe diàn jí tā |
| [01:23.898] | gè zhǒng yán sè de pí fū gè zhǒng yán sè de tóu fà |
| [01:26.149] | zuǐ lǐ niàn de shuō de kāi shǐ liú xíng zhōng guó huà |
| [01:28.645] | duō shào nián wǒ men kǔ liàn yīng wén fā yīn hé wén fǎ |
| [01:30.898] | zhè jǐ nián huàn tā men juǎn zhe shé tou xué píng shàng chū rù de biàn huà |
| [01:34.147] | píng píng zè zè píng píng zè zè zè píng píng zè zè píng |
| [01:35.391] | hǎo cōng míng de zhōng guó rén hǎo yōu měi dí zhōng guó huà |
| [01:37.899] | yǒu gè xiǎo hái jiào xiǎo dù |
| [01:38.898] | shàng jiē dǎ cù yòu mǎi bù |
| [01:40.395] | mǎi le bù dǎ le cù |
| [01:41.648] | huí tóu kàn jiàn yīng zhuā tù |
| [01:42.646] | fàng xià bù gē xià cù |
| [01:43.645] | shàng qián qù zhuī yīng hé tù |
| [01:45.143] | fēi le yīng pǎo le tù |
| [01:46.470] | sǎ le cù shī le bù |
| [01:47.468] | zuǐ shuō tuǐ tuǐ shuō zuǐ |
| [01:48.467] | zuǐ shuō tuǐ ài pǎo tuǐ |
| [01:49.965] | tuǐ shuō zuǐ ài mài zuǐ |
| [01:51.217] | guāng dòng zuǐ bù dòng tuǐ |
| [01:52.216] | guāng dòng tuǐ bù dòng zuǐ |
| [01:53.214] | bù rú bù zhǎng tuǐ hé zuǐ |
| [01:54.469] | dào dǐ shì nà zuǐ shuō tuǐ hái shì tuǐ shuō zuǐ |
| [01:56.965] | quán shì jiè dōu zài xué zhōng guó huà |
| [02:01.470] | kǒng fū zǐ de huà yuè lái yuè guó jì huà |
| [02:06.217] | quán shì jiè dōu zài jiǎng zhōng guó huà |
| [02:10.967] | wǒ men shuō de huà ràng shì jiè dōu rèn zhēn tīng huà |
| [02:25.722] | quán shì jiè dōu zài xué zhōng guó huà |
| [02:30.215] | kǒng fū zǐ de huà yuè lái yuè guó jì huà |
| [02:34.720] | quán shì jiè dōu zài jiǎng zhōng guó huà |
| [02:39.713] | wǒ men shuō de huà ràng shì jiè dōu rèn zhēn tīng huà |
| [02:42.713] | ! |
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