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Ask me... how do I feel, |
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Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging! |
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Well, sir, all I can say |
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Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing! |
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From the moment we kissed goodnight |
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That's the way I just got to behave |
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Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light! |
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And if I were a banner I'd wave |
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Ask me how do I feel |
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Little me with my quiet upbringing |
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Well, sir, all I can say |
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Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging! |
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And if I were a watch I'd start |
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Popping my spring... |
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Oh, if I were a bell |
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I'd go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding |
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Ask me how do I feel |
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From this chemistry lesson I'm learnin' |
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Yeah, chemistry! |
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Well, sir, all I can say |
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Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning |
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Well, I knew my moral would crack |
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From the wonderful way that you look |
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Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack! |
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Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked! |
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Ask me how do I feel |
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Ask me now that we're fondly caressing |
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Well, if I were a salad |
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I know I'd be splashing my dressing |
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Ask me how to describe |
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This whole beautiful thang' |
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Well, if I were a bell |
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I'd go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding |
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Ding-dong-ding-dong |
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Ding-dong-ding-dong |
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If I, Were A Bell |
