| [00:00.000] | 作词 : QQ是小名 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : QQ是小名/PutEgg |
| [00:20.49] | 在我第一份得工作我认识一位领导 |
| [00:23.90] | 他的块头又肥又大眼神也不太好 |
| [00:27.29] | 我总爱跟他欠招还弄不过他 |
| [00:30.25] | 还有他旁边内一位叫做凯哥的哈 |
| [00:34.22] | 我如今虽然离职但还记得一份承诺 |
| [00:37.60] | 承诺过说要用这种方式为他唱一首歌 |
| [00:41.21] | 说说故事里的这位仁兄和煲电话粥的凯哥 |
| [00:45.25] | 那么现在该讲故事了 |
| [00:54.79] | 话说我第一次走进容纳7人办公室 |
| [00:58.23] | 没有我的地方只能坐在凯哥的位置 |
| [01:01.55] | 他朝我走过来下达了第一道任务 |
| [01:04.60] | 让我完成公众号上的一些宣传事物 |
| [01:08.24] | 这感觉并不算难可能是有些紧张 |
| [01:11.75] | 他最后还是教我去哪个网站上面档 |
| [01:15.42] | 之后的几天里教我处理数据 |
| [01:18.71] | 还有我总做不出符合他审美的PPT |
| [01:22.23] | 可是我不担心因为他总能完美收官 |
| [01:25.57] | 只有那么一次我没做好让我陪他加班 |
| [01:29.24] | 我犯了错被处罚的方式也是特别奇特 |
| [01:32.43] | 让买一包白软但总是放进抽屉为我留着 |
| [01:36.27] | 他总爱叫着我抽烟借着这点功夫 |
| [01:39.56] | 跟我扯点别的或者谈点人情世故 |
| [01:42.74] | 我也总爱跟他逗贫心里总想叫他叔叔 |
| [01:46.18] | 但他不正经起来这这岁数和他真的不相符 |
| [01:49.84] | 他就是这么样个人 这么样的领导 |
| [01:52.94] | 他偶会发脾气 但对我总是很好 |
| [01:56.53] | 他总是相信我的饭量 怕我吃不饱 |
| [01:59.92] | 也总关心我的身体 忘了自己经常感冒*2 |
| [02:17.00] | 后来办公室有了我自己的位置 |
| [02:20.01] | 右边就是凯哥从来就没正经过 |
| [02:23.77] | 这老哥睡觉打呼噜真的震天响 |
| [02:27.08] | 要是再加上我领导这狮吼功真是势不可挡 |
| [02:30.97] | 他上班爱迟到后来教我从后门进 |
| [02:34.15] | 别说这招真好无奈家和公司不近 |
| [02:37.42] | 他总手机插耳机爱当我面秀着恩爱 |
| [02:41.10] | 后来他上班打一天电话我都不觉得奇怪 |
| [02:44.67] | 他负责教我做图制作个易拉宝 |
| [02:47.79] | 还有条幅和KT板我经常做不好 |
| [02:51.28] | 他有时候生气吧还唬不住我 |
| [02:54.14] | 谁叫他经常跟我折腾早把他看成了哥哥 |
| [02:58.24] | 下班你得等我好送我去车站 |
| [03:01.24] | 虽然这不是你的义务但副驾驶总被我霸占 |
| [03:05.10] | 我总是爱岔你也总爱招的你 |
| [03:08.17] | 只要你起身走过来我就躲在角里 |
| [03:11.89] | 这就是我的老哥 不正经的话他老说 |
| [03:15.45] | 即使斗不过他 我还总跟他面前作 |
| [03:18.72] | 他真的是个狠角色 可一直让着我 |
| [03:21.84] | 别再经常迟到了 老哥哥你要好好工作*2 |
| [03:41.88] |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : QQ shi xiao ming |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : QQ shi xiao ming PutEgg |
| [00:20.49] | zai wo di yi fen de gong zuo wo ren shi yi wei ling dao |
| [00:23.90] | ta de kuai tou you fei you da yan shen ye bu tai hao |
| [00:27.29] | wo zong ai gen ta qian zhao hai nong bu guo ta |
| [00:30.25] | hai you ta pang bian nei yi wei jiao zuo kai ge de ha |
| [00:34.22] | wo ru jin sui ran li zhi dan hai ji de yi fen cheng nuo |
| [00:37.60] | cheng nuo guo shuo yao yong zhe zhong fang shi wei ta chang yi shou ge |
| [00:41.21] | shuo shuo gu shi li de zhe wei ren xiong he bao dian hua zhou de kai ge |
| [00:45.25] | na me xian zai gai jiang gu shi le |
| [00:54.79] | hua shuo wo di yi ci zou jin rong na 7 ren ban gong shi |
| [00:58.23] | mei you wo de di fang zhi neng zuo zai kai ge de wei zhi |
| [01:01.55] | ta chao wo zou guo lai xia da le di yi dao ren wu |
| [01:04.60] | rang wo wan cheng gong zhong hao shang de yi xie xuan chuan shi wu |
| [01:08.24] | zhe gan jue bing bu suan nan ke neng shi you xie jin zhang |
| [01:11.75] | ta zui hou hai shi jiao wo qu nei ge wang zhan shang mian dang |
| [01:15.42] | zhi hou de ji tian li jiao wo chu li shu ju |
| [01:18.71] | hai you wo zong zuo bu chu fu he ta shen mei di PPT |
| [01:22.23] | ke shi wo bu dan xin yin wei ta zong neng wan mei shou guan |
| [01:25.57] | zhi you na me yi ci wo mei zuo hao rang wo pei ta jia ban |
| [01:29.24] | wo fan le cuo bei chu fa de fang shi ye shi te bie qi te |
| [01:32.43] | rang mai yi bao bai ruan dan zong shi fang jin chou ti wei wo liu zhe |
| [01:36.27] | ta zong ai jiao zhe wo chou yan jie zhe zhe dian gong fu |
| [01:39.56] | gen wo che dian bie de huo zhe tan dian ren qing shi gu |
| [01:42.74] | wo ye zong ai gen ta dou pin xin li zong xiang jiao ta shu shu |
| [01:46.18] | dan ta bu zheng jing qi lai zhe zhe sui shu he ta zhen de bu xiang fu |
| [01:49.84] | ta jiu shi zhe me yang ge ren zhe me yang de ling dao |
| [01:52.94] | ta ou hui fa pi qi dan dui wo zong shi hen hao |
| [01:56.53] | ta zong shi xiang xin wo de fan liang pa wo chi bu bao |
| [01:59.92] | ye zong guan xin wo de shen ti wang le zi ji jing chang gan mao 2 |
| [02:17.00] | hou lai ban gong shi you le wo zi ji de wei zhi |
| [02:20.01] | you bian jiu shi kai ge cong lai jiu mei zheng jing guo |
| [02:23.77] | zhe lao ge shui jiao da hu lu zhen de zhen tian xiang |
| [02:27.08] | yao shi zai jia shang wo ling dao zhe shi hou gong zhen shi shi bu ke dang |
| [02:30.97] | ta shang ban ai chi dao hou lai jiao wo cong hou men jin |
| [02:34.15] | bie shuo zhe zhao zhen hao wu nai jia he gong si bu jin |
| [02:37.42] | ta zong shou ji cha er ji ai dang wo mian xiu zhe en ai |
| [02:41.10] | hou lai ta shang ban da yi tian dian hua wo dou bu jue de qi guai |
| [02:44.67] | ta fu ze jiao wo zuo tu zhi zuo ge yi la bao |
| [02:47.79] | hai you tiao fu he KT ban wo jing chang zuo bu hao |
| [02:51.28] | ta you shi hou sheng qi ba hai hu bu zhu wo |
| [02:54.14] | shui jiao ta jing chang gen wo zhe teng zao ba ta kan cheng le ge ge |
| [02:58.24] | xia ban ni de deng wo hao song wo qu che zhan |
| [03:01.24] | sui ran zhe bu shi ni de yi wu dan fu jia shi zong bei wo ba zhan |
| [03:05.10] | wo zong shi ai cha ni ye zong ai zhao de ni |
| [03:08.17] | zhi yao ni qi shen zou guo lai wo jiu duo zai jiao li |
| [03:11.89] | zhe jiu shi wo de lao ge bu zheng jing de hua ta lao shuo |
| [03:15.45] | ji shi dou bu guo ta wo hai zong gen ta mian qian zuo |
| [03:18.72] | ta zhen de shi ge hen jue se ke yi zhi rang zhe wo |
| [03:21.84] | bie zai jing chang chi dao le lao ge ge ni yao hao hao gong zuo 2 |
| [03:41.88] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : QQ shì xiǎo míng |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : QQ shì xiǎo míng PutEgg |
| [00:20.49] | zài wǒ dì yī fèn dé gōng zuò wǒ rèn shi yī wèi lǐng dǎo |
| [00:23.90] | tā de kuài tóu yòu féi yòu dà yǎn shén yě bù tài hǎo |
| [00:27.29] | wǒ zǒng ài gēn tā qiàn zhāo hái nòng bù guò tā |
| [00:30.25] | hái yǒu tā páng biān nèi yī wèi jiào zuò kǎi gē de hā |
| [00:34.22] | wǒ rú jīn suī rán lí zhí dàn hái jì de yī fèn chéng nuò |
| [00:37.60] | chéng nuò guò shuō yào yòng zhè zhǒng fāng shì wèi tā chàng yī shǒu gē |
| [00:41.21] | shuō shuō gù shì lǐ de zhè wèi rén xiōng hé bāo diàn huà zhōu de kǎi gē |
| [00:45.25] | nà me xiàn zài gāi jiǎng gù shì le |
| [00:54.79] | huà shuō wǒ dì yī cì zǒu jìn róng nà 7 rén bàn gōng shì |
| [00:58.23] | méi yǒu wǒ de dì fāng zhǐ néng zuò zài kǎi gē de wèi zhì |
| [01:01.55] | tā cháo wǒ zǒu guò lái xià dá le dì yī dào rèn wù |
| [01:04.60] | ràng wǒ wán chéng gōng zhòng hào shàng de yī xiē xuān chuán shì wù |
| [01:08.24] | zhè gǎn jué bìng bù suàn nán kě néng shì yǒu xiē jǐn zhāng |
| [01:11.75] | tā zuì hòu hái shì jiào wǒ qù něi gè wǎng zhàn shàng miàn dàng |
| [01:15.42] | zhī hòu de jǐ tiān lǐ jiào wǒ chǔ lǐ shù jù |
| [01:18.71] | hái yǒu wǒ zǒng zuò bù chū fú hé tā shěn měi dí PPT |
| [01:22.23] | kě shì wǒ bù dān xīn yīn wèi tā zǒng néng wán měi shōu guān |
| [01:25.57] | zhǐ yǒu nà me yī cì wǒ méi zuò hǎo ràng wǒ péi tā jiā bān |
| [01:29.24] | wǒ fàn le cuò bèi chǔ fá de fāng shì yě shì tè bié qí tè |
| [01:32.43] | ràng mǎi yī bāo bái ruǎn dàn zǒng shì fàng jìn chōu tì wèi wǒ liú zhe |
| [01:36.27] | tā zǒng ài jiào zhe wǒ chōu yān jiè zhe zhè diǎn gōng fū |
| [01:39.56] | gēn wǒ chě diǎn bié de huò zhě tán diǎn rén qíng shì gù |
| [01:42.74] | wǒ yě zǒng ài gēn tā dòu pín xīn lǐ zǒng xiǎng jiào tā shū shū |
| [01:46.18] | dàn tā bù zhèng jīng qǐ lái zhè zhè suì shù hé tā zhēn de bù xiāng fú |
| [01:49.84] | tā jiù shì zhè me yàng gè rén zhè me yàng de lǐng dǎo |
| [01:52.94] | tā ǒu huì fā pí qì dàn duì wǒ zǒng shì hěn hǎo |
| [01:56.53] | tā zǒng shì xiāng xìn wǒ de fàn liàng pà wǒ chī bù bǎo |
| [01:59.92] | yě zǒng guān xīn wǒ de shēn tǐ wàng le zì jǐ jīng cháng gǎn mào 2 |
| [02:17.00] | hòu lái bàn gōng shì yǒu le wǒ zì jǐ de wèi zhì |
| [02:20.01] | yòu biān jiù shì kǎi gē cóng lái jiù méi zhèng jīng guò |
| [02:23.77] | zhè lǎo gē shuì jiào dǎ hū lū zhēn de zhèn tiān xiǎng |
| [02:27.08] | yào shì zài jiā shang wǒ lǐng dǎo zhè shī hǒu gōng zhēn shì shì bù kě dǎng |
| [02:30.97] | tā shàng bān ài chí dào hòu lái jiào wǒ cóng hòu mén jìn |
| [02:34.15] | bié shuō zhè zhāo zhēn hǎo wú nài jiā hé gōng sī bù jìn |
| [02:37.42] | tā zǒng shǒu jī chā ěr jī ài dāng wǒ miàn xiù zhe ēn ài |
| [02:41.10] | hòu lái tā shàng bān dǎ yì tiān diàn huà wǒ dōu bù jué de qí guài |
| [02:44.67] | tā fù zé jiào wǒ zuò tú zhì zuò gè yì lā bǎo |
| [02:47.79] | hái yǒu tiáo fú hé KT bǎn wǒ jīng cháng zuò bù hǎo |
| [02:51.28] | tā yǒu shí hou shēng qì ba hái hǔ bú zhù wǒ |
| [02:54.14] | shuí jiào tā jīng cháng gēn wǒ zhē téng zǎo bǎ tā kàn chéng le gē ge |
| [02:58.24] | xià bān nǐ dé děng wǒ hǎo sòng wǒ qù chē zhàn |
| [03:01.24] | suī rán zhè bú shì nǐ de yì wù dàn fù jià shǐ zǒng bèi wǒ bà zhàn |
| [03:05.10] | wǒ zǒng shì ài chà nǐ yě zǒng ài zhāo de nǐ |
| [03:08.17] | zhǐ yào nǐ qǐ shēn zǒu guò lái wǒ jiù duǒ zài jiǎo lǐ |
| [03:11.89] | zhè jiù shì wǒ de lǎo gē bù zhèng jīng de huà tā lǎo shuō |
| [03:15.45] | jí shǐ dòu bù guò tā wǒ hái zǒng gēn tā miàn qián zuò |
| [03:18.72] | tā zhēn de shì gè hěn jué sè kě yī zhí ràng zhe wǒ |
| [03:21.84] | bié zài jīng cháng chí dào le lǎo gē ge nǐ yāo hǎo hǎo gōng zuò 2 |
| [03:41.88] |
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