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I know you can't understand my words |
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I bet you wish I had left |
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I walk and fumble but I'm still causing trouble |
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Because I'm drunk as shit Sorry that I pissed on your couch |
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Sometimes shit gets out of control |
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The last thing that I remember |
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Was something kinda clever |
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Like calling you and asshole |
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Now do me a favor |
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And get the last one out of the freezer |
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The sun is up |
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Still drunk |
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Talking shit don't give a fuck |
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Raid the fridge |
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Ate your food |
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Party like a total dude |
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People say I will regret it when I get my hangover |
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I'd regret it even more if spend the night sober |
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At war with earth |
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Nothing I fear |
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Weed, speed metal, liquor and beer! |
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DRUNK AS SHIT! (repeat with all your friends) |
