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TTY WOMAN |
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YOUR WIFE, |
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WHY?YOU CA |
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N'T TRUST |
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THAT FUNNY |
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LOOK IN HE |
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R EYENEVER |
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MAKE A PRE |
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TTY WOMAN |
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YOUR WIFEH |
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OW CAN A A |
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NGEL BREAK |
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MY HEART?L |
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IFE'S HARD! |
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I'M JUST T |
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RYING TO P |
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LAY MY PAR |
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TBUT SHE K |
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EEPS PUSHI |
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NG ME, PUS |
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USHING ME, |
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PUSHING ME |
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YO YO YO! |
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OK, LET'S |
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GOAFTER A |
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LEKKER ZEF |
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SHOW THERE |
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BY TINGS N |
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TIMES... N |
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ICETHIS HO |
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T CHICK ST |
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EPS TO ME |
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AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" |
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I SAID, "THANKS", |
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YOU KNOW A |
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ND PLAYED |
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IT SHMOOVE... |
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SMOOTHSHE |
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SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?" |
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I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE" |
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K, OKEY DO |
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WROTE 'NIN |
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ILLPLUS I |
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NICE BIG P |
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ENISI SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", |
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SOPHIE SAI |
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D, "I'M NOT AFRAID" |
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THEN SOPHI |
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E CAME DOW |
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N TO CAPE |
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TOWN FOR A |
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RONT, FOKK |
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EN LEKKER |
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LAANEY... |
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N FANCYI G |
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OT A CHIP |
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ORDERED CA |
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E HAD A NI |
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CE TIME PL |
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US ALOT OF |
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SOON IT WA |
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S NIGHT TI |
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ME, 300 BU |
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E, PAID TH |
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E BILL, SI |
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ON MY MIND |
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SOPHIE SAI |
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D I WAS A |
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LUCKY CATC |
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H OF A GUY300 |
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BUCKS IS N |
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OT TOO MUC |
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H TO SPLAS |
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H FOR A NA |
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AI... A FU |
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CKTOOK HER |
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BACK MY PL |
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ACE, MUMMI |
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G SOAPIESL |
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AMMING IN |
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HER STOKIE |
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S, MUMMY T |
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HIS IS SOP |
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HIE... CHI |
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LLING IN H |
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ER SLIPPER |
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S"OH, HI SOPHIE!" |
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BOOM! BOOM! |
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BOOM!LET'S |
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GO BACK TO |
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MY ROOM, Y |
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O THIS SHI |
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T'S FUCKIN |
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ONTHEN SOP |
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HIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!""THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!" |
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JUST GOOI |
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ME WIF A B |
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LOW-JOB! "NO!" |
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WAT?... HO |
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OK ME UPOH |
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I UNDERSTA |
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ND! LET'S |
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GO MAYBE N |
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AAI IN THE |
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BACK SEAT ... |
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FUCK"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" |
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I THINK YO |
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U FUCKIN S |
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EXY!"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" |
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BITCH, CAL |
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L A TAXI!N |
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OU SIT EK |
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SOOS N JAG |
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SE DOOS SO |
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NDER N ERE |
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KSIE!... N |
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OW HERE I |
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SIT LIKE A |
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HORNY IDIO |
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T WITH NO |
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ERECTIONHO |
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W CAN A AN |
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GEL BREAK |
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MY HEART?L |
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IFE'S HARD! |
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I'M JUST T |
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RYING TO P |
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LAY MY PAR |
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TBUT SHE K |
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EEPS PUSHI |
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NG ME, PUS |
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HING ME, P |
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USHING ME, |
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PUSHING ME! |
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PUSHING AN |
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D PUSHING |
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AND PUSHIN |
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G! PUSHING |
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AND FUCKIN |
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PUSHING!A |
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WOMAN IS M |
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ORE DANGER |
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OUS THAN A |
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LOADED PIS |
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TOLTHEY PR |
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OMISE YOU |
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HEAVEN, GI |
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VE YOU HEL |
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L!MY LITTL |
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E BABY IS |
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DRIVING ME |
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CRAZY!SHE |
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MAKES ME A |
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KILLER (X8) |
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NEVER MAKE |
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A PRETTY W |
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OMAN YOUR |
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WIFE (X2) |
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WHY?YOU CA |
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N'T TRUST |
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THAT FUNNY |
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LOOK IN HE |
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R EYENEVER |
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MAKE A PRE |
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TTY WOMAN |
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YOUR WIFEI |
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F YOU FEEL |
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ING HORNY |
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PUT YOUR H |
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ANDS UPNIN |
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JA 'BOUT T |
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O KICK A L |
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ITTLE STOR |
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Y 'BOUT MI |
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RANDAI WAS |
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OUT DOPPIN |
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G BY THE P |
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URPLE TURT |
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LE HANGING |
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WIF SOME H |
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OO MANY DO |
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PS, DAMN I |
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NEED TO GO |
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PEE!... KI |
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CKED BACK |
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ONE TOO MA |
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NY DRINKSI' |
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M ON MY TO |
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TAKE A PIS |
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S AND I SE |
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E THIS $CO |
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PIE... SOM |
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EONE YOU H |
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AVE YOUR E |
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YE ONSHE L |
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OOKED JUST |
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LIKE A COL |
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OURED ANGE |
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LINA JOLIE |
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THE CHERRY |
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LOOKED VER |
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Y HAPPY TO |
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SEE ME, "MISTER!""AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" |
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IS JA... T |
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HAT'S CORR |
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ECTI COULD |
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N'T HELP S |
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TARING AT |
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THOSE NICE |
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TITSCHILLI |
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NG JUST BE |
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LOW THEM B |
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IG FAT BLO |
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W JOB LIPS |
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PLUS A G-S |
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TRING ALL |
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UP IN THAT |
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SALTY CRAC |
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KI SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!" |
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THAT NIGHT |
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WAS A FUCK |
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IN JOL, TH |
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INK IT WAS |
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A THURSDAY... |
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PARTYDJ BU |
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MPED SOME 50, |
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GO SHORTY |
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IT'S YOUR |
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BIRTHDAYMI |
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RANDA ASKE |
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D ME IN WH |
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EN I DROPP |
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ED HER BAC |
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K AT HER P |
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LACEON THE |
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VERANDA NI |
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NJA FUCKED |
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MIRANDA ON |
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THE FIRST |
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DATEAND EV |
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ERYTHING W |
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AS HUNKY F |
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UCKIN DORY |
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THEN COMES |
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THE TWIST |
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TO THIS FU |
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NKY LITTLE |
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STORYAT MY |
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NEXT LIVE |
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SHOWGUESS |
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WHO'S IN T |
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HE FRONT R |
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OW STARING |
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AT ME LIKE |
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A PSYCHOMI |
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RANDA'S BI |
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G GREEN HA |
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WK EYESGLU |
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NINJA LIKE |
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A RED BEAM |
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ALL NIGHTA |
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FTER THE S |
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HOW NINJA |
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GETS RUSHE |
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D BY A BUN |
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CH OF POPP |
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IES... FAN |
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GIRLSI TEL |
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L MIRANDA, |
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HERE'S SOM |
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E MONEY GO |
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BUY YOURSE |
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LF A DOPPI |
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E... A DRI |
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NKSO I'M T |
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HERE SIGNI |
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NG AUTOGRA |
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PHS, SMOKI |
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NG A DOOBI |
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E"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" |
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SURE SHOW |
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ME YOUR BO |
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OBIESALL O |
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F A SUDDEN |
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MIRANDA BU |
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STS IN, MA |
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KING A SPE |
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CTACLE!GRA |
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BS ME BY T |
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HE NUTS AN |
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D STARTS B |
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REAKING MY |
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TESTICLESJ |
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ASSIS! I N |
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EARLY KLAP |
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PED HER CO |
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S... JESUS! |
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I NEARLY H |
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IT HER BEC |
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AUSE.THOSE |
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HEAVY FUCK |
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IN CLAWS D |
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IGGING INT |
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O MY BALLS |
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WAS VERY F |
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UCKIN SORE! |
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EWESKIELIK |
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N HELE KLO |
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MP FOKKEN |
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KOPPE DRAA |
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I... ALL-O |
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F-A-SUDDEN |
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A WHOLE BU |
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NCH OF FUC |
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KIN HEADS |
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TURNMIRAND |
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A SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... |
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HEY! ARE Y |
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OU TAKING |
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ME FOR A F |
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UCKIN FOOL? |
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HOOKJESUS |
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CHRIST!WHY |
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DO CHICKS |
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ALWAYS HAV |
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E TO BE SO |
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FUCKIN COM |
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PLICATED?L |
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IKE THIS O |
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NE CHICK, |
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LAZAAN, WA |
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S FUCKIN I |
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NTO ME!PLU |
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S SHE WAS |
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A VIRGIN!S |
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O THIS ONE |
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TIME ME AN |
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D LAZAAN W |
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AS SMOKING |
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A ZOL... W |
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EEDTHERE B |
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Y DJ HI-TE |
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K'S CRIBWH |
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EN SHE SAY |
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S TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" |
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SO I TOOK |
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HER TO HI- |
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TEK'S ROOM |
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ABOUT TO C |
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LOSE THE D |
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OOR, AND D |
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ROP THE BO |
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MBI SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", |
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SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" |
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I TOLD DJ |
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HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" |
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THEN BADA- |
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BADA-BING! |
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BADA-BADA- |
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BOMB!I PUT |
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THE FLAME |
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ON THE MOT |
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HERFUCKIN |
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BONG!LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) |
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NOW THE HE |
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AT IS ON!L |
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AZAAN TOLD |
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ME SHE WAN |
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TED ME TO |
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BE THE ONE |
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I STARTED |
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SLOW AND S |
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EXY, YO I' |
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MA GETTING |
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SOMEPUNANI- |
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NANI! PUNA |
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NI-NUM-NUM! |
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LIKE BADA- |
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BADA-BAM! |
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BADA-BADA- |
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BOOM!WHEN |
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HI-TEK WAL |
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KED IN THE |
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MOTHERFUCK |
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IN ROOM!LI |
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KE... ...F |
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UCKIN BLIN |
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D!... HOW |
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EMBARRASSI |
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NG!THERE I |
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WAS GIVING |
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IT TO HER |
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FROM BEHIN |
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DI SAID, "WHAT'S THE MATTER BRO?""DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?" |
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LAZAAN STA |
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RTS HAVING |
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THIS MOERS |
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E FUCKIN F |
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REAK OUT!... |
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MASSIVETHE |
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RE I AM ST |
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ANDING LIK |
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E A DOOS W |
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ITH MY DIC |
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K OUT!... |
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A FUCKIN I |
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DIOTSHE'S |
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KICKING ME! |
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SLAPPING! |
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TEETH FLAR |
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ING! SWEAR |
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ING!I THOU |
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GHT BARNY |
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SAID: 'SHA |
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RING IS CA |
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RING!'HOOK |
