The Friend Nobody Likes Lyrics
| Song | The Friend Nobody Likes |
| Artist | Dane Cook |
| Album | Retaliation |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:01.14] | So I＇m hangin＇out with all of my buddies, and uh, I realize something, |
| [00:05.22] | I realize something. Think of the group of people you＇ve known |
| [00:07.17] | The longest in your life. think of the group of friends you＇ve hung out |
| [00:09.75] | With the most, maybe you＇re all here tonight. |
| [00:12.45] | And this is what I realized, I had an epiphany, and here it is, right here: |
| [00:15.87] | There is one person, in every group of friends, that nobody f**king likes. |
| [00:31.80] | You basically keep them there, to hate their guts. |
| [00:37.86] | When that person is not around the rest of your little base camp, |
| [00:41.16] | Your hobby, is cutting that person down. |
| [00:45.33] | Example: ＂Karen, is always a douchebag.＂ |
| [00:50.01] | Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche. |
| [00:54.60] | And when she＇s not around, you just look at each other and say, |
| [00:56.82] | ＂God, Karen, she＇s such a douchebag!＂. |
| [01:00.06] | Until she walks up, then you＇re like, |
| [01:01.71] | ＂Hey, what＇s up Kar-?Kar-. What＇s up Kar-?＂ |
| [01:07.05] | There＇s always that one person -and I＇m lookin＇out and some of guys |
| [01:10.02] | Are like ＂umm, i disagree.＂ |
| [01:11.52] | Well you＇re the person -You＇re the person nobody likes. |
| [01:23.40][Person from audience mumbles] | ＂That＇s so true.＂ |
| [01:26.70] | I know, it is so true, and that＇s why it＇s funny. |
| [01:29.94] | It is so true, that＇s why it＇s funny, because, it＇s so true, hence, funny. |
| [01:39.12] | Your whole life that person has been there. |
| [01:41.10] | That＇s how Brian is in our group. Nobody likes Brian. |
| [01:44.16] | Yet everywhere we go, Brian would show up, |
| [01:46.26] | Even if we didn＇t tell him where we were going. |
| [01:49.23] | We would go someplace and he would do that I Just Found You run. |
| [01:52.29] | ＂H-h-h-h-hi guys. What＇s up guys?＂ |
| [01:58.62] | And one of us would always see him and warn the rest of the group. |
| [02:01.14] | We＇d be like, |
| [02:01.68] | ＂F**king Brian is coming.＂ |
| [02:04.41] | ＂What?＂ |
| [02:04.59][whispered] | ＂F**king Brian is coming.＂ |
| [02:06.57] | That＇s his name, F**king Brian Is Coming. |
| [02:09.41] | I heard a rumor, when he was born, even the doctor said, |
| [02:12.48] | ＂F**king Brian is coming. Let＇s get this demon seed out of here.＂ |
| [02:16.53] | That＇s what I＇m saying -quote, unquote. |
| [02:18.06] | And you can quote me on the quote, unquote. |
| [00:01.14] | So I m hangin out with all of my buddies, and uh, I realize something, |
| [00:05.22] | I realize something. Think of the group of people you ve known |
| [00:07.17] | The longest in your life. think of the group of friends you ve hung out |
| [00:09.75] | With the most, maybe you re all here tonight. |
| [00:12.45] | And this is what I realized, I had an epiphany, and here it is, right here: |
| [00:15.87] | There is one person, in every group of friends, that nobody f king likes. |
| [00:31.80] | You basically keep them there, to hate their guts. |
| [00:37.86] | When that person is not around the rest of your little base camp, |
| [00:41.16] | Your hobby, is cutting that person down. |
| [00:45.33] | Example: Karen, is always a douchebag. |
| [00:50.01] | Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche. |
| [00:54.60] | And when she s not around, you just look at each other and say, |
| [00:56.82] | God, Karen, she s such a douchebag! . |
| [01:00.06] | Until she walks up, then you re like, |
| [01:01.71] | Hey, what s up Kar-? Kar-. What s up Kar-? |
| [01:07.05] | There s always that one person -and I m lookin out and some of guys |
| [01:10.02] | Are like umm, i disagree. |
| [01:11.52] | Well you re the person -You re the person nobody likes. |
| [01:23.40][Person from audience mumbles] | That s so true. |
| [01:26.70] | I know, it is so true, and that s why it s funny. |
| [01:29.94] | It is so true, that s why it s funny, because, it s so true, hence, funny. |
| [01:39.12] | Your whole life that person has been there. |
| [01:41.10] | That s how Brian is in our group. Nobody likes Brian. |
| [01:44.16] | Yet everywhere we go, Brian would show up, |
| [01:46.26] | Even if we didn t tell him where we were going. |
| [01:49.23] | We would go someplace and he would do that I Just Found You run. |
| [01:52.29] | H-h-h-h-hi guys. What s up guys? |
| [01:58.62] | And one of us would always see him and warn the rest of the group. |
| [02:01.14] | We d be like, |
| [02:01.68] | F king Brian is coming. |
| [02:04.41] | What? |
| [02:04.59][whispered] | F king Brian is coming. |
| [02:06.57] | That s his name, F king Brian Is Coming. |
| [02:09.41] | I heard a rumor, when he was born, even the doctor said, |
| [02:12.48] | F king Brian is coming. Let s get this demon seed out of here. |
| [02:16.53] | That s what I m saying -quote, unquote. |
| [02:18.06] | And you can quote me on the quote, unquote. |
| [00:01.14] | So I m hangin out with all of my buddies, and uh, I realize something, |
| [00:05.22] | I realize something. Think of the group of people you ve known |
| [00:07.17] | The longest in your life. think of the group of friends you ve hung out |
| [00:09.75] | With the most, maybe you re all here tonight. |
| [00:12.45] | And this is what I realized, I had an epiphany, and here it is, right here: |
| [00:15.87] | There is one person, in every group of friends, that nobody f king likes. |
| [00:31.80] | You basically keep them there, to hate their guts. |
| [00:37.86] | When that person is not around the rest of your little base camp, |
| [00:41.16] | Your hobby, is cutting that person down. |
| [00:45.33] | Example: Karen, is always a douchebag. |
| [00:50.01] | Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche. |
| [00:54.60] | And when she s not around, you just look at each other and say, |
| [00:56.82] | God, Karen, she s such a douchebag! . |
| [01:00.06] | Until she walks up, then you re like, |
| [01:01.71] | Hey, what s up Kar-? Kar-. What s up Kar-? |
| [01:07.05] | There s always that one person -and I m lookin out and some of guys |
| [01:10.02] | Are like umm, i disagree. |
| [01:11.52] | Well you re the person -You re the person nobody likes. |
| [01:23.40][Person from audience mumbles] | That s so true. |
| [01:26.70] | I know, it is so true, and that s why it s funny. |
| [01:29.94] | It is so true, that s why it s funny, because, it s so true, hence, funny. |
| [01:39.12] | Your whole life that person has been there. |
| [01:41.10] | That s how Brian is in our group. Nobody likes Brian. |
| [01:44.16] | Yet everywhere we go, Brian would show up, |
| [01:46.26] | Even if we didn t tell him where we were going. |
| [01:49.23] | We would go someplace and he would do that I Just Found You run. |
| [01:52.29] | H-h-h-h-hi guys. What s up guys? |
| [01:58.62] | And one of us would always see him and warn the rest of the group. |
| [02:01.14] | We d be like, |
| [02:01.68] | F king Brian is coming. |
| [02:04.41] | What? |
| [02:04.59][whispered] | F king Brian is coming. |
| [02:06.57] | That s his name, F king Brian Is Coming. |
| [02:09.41] | I heard a rumor, when he was born, even the doctor said, |
| [02:12.48] | F king Brian is coming. Let s get this demon seed out of here. |
| [02:16.53] | That s what I m saying -quote, unquote. |
| [02:18.06] | And you can quote me on the quote, unquote. |
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