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We got Reds under the bed |
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We got lovely's nude and tanned |
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We got the wife of a mass murderer |
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And we only paid her ten grand |
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We got Samantha Fox we got lots of sport |
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We got scroungers full of greed |
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"You Scum" is the headline |
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For you and your kids to read |
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The Sun says The Sun says |
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We're gonna look after you |
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The Sun says The Sun says |
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So it must be true |
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We got talk we got Lady Di |
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We got rapists in the dock |
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And best of all we got John Blake |
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Who knows everything about Rock |
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So if you wanna know what's going on |
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And who's kissing who |
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It don't cost much for a jolly good read |
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And lots of pictures too |
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Gotcha Stick it up yer Turner |
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Bingo Win a Metro |