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I am a product of the sixth degree |
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Don't you wish that you were me |
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I go for a walk and then |
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I watch TV ' |
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Til it's time to have my tea |
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I watch all the adverts splashed on my screen |
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But they don't mean a thing to me |
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It's a joke it's a scream a rotten scheme |
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So I close my eyes and dream |
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Hey hey hey |
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I'm sitting in a night-club |
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Hey hey hey |
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I'm drinking champagne |
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Hey hey hey somebody calls me it's closedown time again |
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Hey hey hey |
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I'm on the |
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Riviera Hey hey hey soaking up the sun |
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Hey hey hey somebody calls me closedown channel one |
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They tell me of such sweet delights |
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You can buy with credit cards |
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Write a cheque push a button sign a dotted line |
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For a holiday to the stars |
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Buy a house buy a car lots of luxuries |
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Someone even bought the company |
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They make me cry they make me scream |
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So I close my eyes and dream |
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I can't take no more of this temptation |
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I wanna have my share |
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I'll buy my old black mask and my cowboy gun |
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In a short while |
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I'll be there |
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I'm here in the bank and |
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I'll smile with glee |
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If they give all the money to me |
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The bells go off and the cops came in |
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And they're telling me to freeze |
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Hey hey hey down in the station |
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Hey hey hey throw away the key |
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Hey hey hey what a toe rag closedown time for me |