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Hello Kiddies Do u want to party with me? |
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Excellent...Let's play.... follow my party instructions |
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STEP # 1 Let's get HIGH |
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Do u have a funny cigarette, Good! Then do not forget to share your funny cigarette with the person next to you! |
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Puff puff pass....Puff puff pass ...Oh Yes! |
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Your on your way to becoming a real party animal |
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Have you heard of bong hits? In order to do a bong hit you must have a bong |
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Ants in my pants party like a rockstar |
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Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far |
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Take another shot and another shot and another shot ....Show me whatchu got!! |
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Step # 2 |
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You must swallow large quantities of alcohol, |
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Where's the goddamn Jagermiester bitch? |
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It must be chilled to perfection, |
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Difficult in a parking lot I know, but it must be done the way |
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Preferred method is....to tilt your head back with mouth open wide while a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the chilled elixir down your throat, this is known as a jigger |
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.... Not Jay-Z |
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Can you taste the deer? |
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Ants in my pants party like a rockstar |
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Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far |
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Take another shot and another shot and another shot ....Show me whatchu got!! |
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Step # J3 |
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Beer.... may be consumed several ways...Can, Bottle, frosty mug, Can, Bottle, frosty mug |
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If the room starts to spin you are doing this correctly. Congratulations now that your drunk and stoned the girl next to you is looking better and better and better |
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And better |
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And better |
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And better |
