Song | A Stitch In Time |
Artist | Martin Carthy |
Album | Essential |
Oh there was a woman and she lived on her own, | |
She slaved on her own and she skivvied on her own. | |
She'd two little girls and two little boys | |
And she lived all alone with her husband. | |
For her husband he was a hunk of a man, | |
A chunk of a man and a drunk of a man. | |
He was a hunk of a drunk and skunk of a man, | |
Such a boozing bruising husband. | |
For he would come home drunk each night; | |
He thrashed her black and he thrashed her white. | |
He thrashed her too within an inch of her life. | |
Then he slept like a log, did her husband. | |
One night she gathered her tears all round her shame; | |
She thought of the bruising and cried with the pain. | |
“Oh you'll not do that ever again. | |
I won't live with a drunken husband.” | |
Her husband came home drunk each night | |
And he thrashed her black and he thrashed her white; | |
He thrashed her too within an inch of her life, | |
And then he slept like a log, did her husband. | |
But as he lay and snored in bed | |
A strange old thought came into her head. | |
She went for the needle, went for the thread, | |
And went straight in to her sleeping husband. | |
And she started to stitch with a girlish thrill, | |
With a woman's heart and a seamstress' skill. | |
She bibbed and tucked with an iron will | |
All around her sleeping husband. | |
Oh the top sheet, the bottom sheet too, | |
The blanket stitched to the mattress through. | |
She stitched and stitched for the whole night through; | |
Then she waited till dawn on her husband. | |
And when her husband awoke with a pain in his head | |
He found that he could not move in bed. | |
“Sweet Christ, I've lost the use of me legs!” | |
But this wife just smiled at her husband. | |
For in her hand she held the frying pan; | |
With a flutter in her heart she given him a lam. | |
He could not move but he cried: “God damn!” | |
“Don't you swear,” she cries to her husband. | |
And then she thrashed him black, she thrashed him blue, | |
With the frying pan and the colander too. | |
With the rolling pin, just a stroke or two, | |
Such a battered and bleeding husband. | |
And she says, “If you ever come home drunk any more | |
I'll stitch you in, I'll thrash you more. | |
Then I'll pack my bag and I'll be out the door. | |
I'll not live with a drunken husband!” | |
Oh isn't it true what small can do | |
With a thread and a thought and a stitch or two. | |
He's wiped his slate and his boozing's through, | |
It's goodbye to a drunken husband. |
Oh there was a woman and she lived on her own, | |
She slaved on her own and she skivvied on her own. | |
She' d two little girls and two little boys | |
And she lived all alone with her husband. | |
For her husband he was a hunk of a man, | |
A chunk of a man and a drunk of a man. | |
He was a hunk of a drunk and skunk of a man, | |
Such a boozing bruising husband. | |
For he would come home drunk each night | |
He thrashed her black and he thrashed her white. | |
He thrashed her too within an inch of her life. | |
Then he slept like a log, did her husband. | |
One night she gathered her tears all round her shame | |
She thought of the bruising and cried with the pain. | |
" Oh you' ll not do that ever again. | |
I won' t live with a drunken husband." | |
Her husband came home drunk each night | |
And he thrashed her black and he thrashed her white | |
He thrashed her too within an inch of her life, | |
And then he slept like a log, did her husband. | |
But as he lay and snored in bed | |
A strange old thought came into her head. | |
She went for the needle, went for the thread, | |
And went straight in to her sleeping husband. | |
And she started to stitch with a girlish thrill, | |
With a woman' s heart and a seamstress' skill. | |
She bibbed and tucked with an iron will | |
All around her sleeping husband. | |
Oh the top sheet, the bottom sheet too, | |
The blanket stitched to the mattress through. | |
She stitched and stitched for the whole night through | |
Then she waited till dawn on her husband. | |
And when her husband awoke with a pain in his head | |
He found that he could not move in bed. | |
" Sweet Christ, I' ve lost the use of me legs!" | |
But this wife just smiled at her husband. | |
For in her hand she held the frying pan | |
With a flutter in her heart she given him a lam. | |
He could not move but he cried: " God damn!" | |
" Don' t you swear," she cries to her husband. | |
And then she thrashed him black, she thrashed him blue, | |
With the frying pan and the colander too. | |
With the rolling pin, just a stroke or two, | |
Such a battered and bleeding husband. | |
And she says, " If you ever come home drunk any more | |
I' ll stitch you in, I' ll thrash you more. | |
Then I' ll pack my bag and I' ll be out the door. | |
I' ll not live with a drunken husband!" | |
Oh isn' t it true what small can do | |
With a thread and a thought and a stitch or two. | |
He' s wiped his slate and his boozing' s through, | |
It' s goodbye to a drunken husband. |