| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 小可儿 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 小可儿 |
| [00:09.178] | 人是衣，马是鞍 |
| [00:12.426] | 一看长相二看穿 |
| [00:13.675] | 白天想，夜里哭 |
| [00:14.674] | 做梦都想去首都 |
| [00:15.925] | 俩脚离地了 |
| [00:17.176] | 病毒就关闭了 |
| [00:18.174] | 啥都上不去了 |
| [00:19.426] | 嗯！ 嗷~ |
| [00:20.676] | 改革春风吹满地 |
| [00:23.177] | 吹满地，吹满地 |
| [00:24.923] | 中国人民真争气 |
| [00:27.425] | 真争气，人民真争气 |
| [00:29.427] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
| [00:31.425] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
| [00:33.429] | 齐德隆，齐东强 |
| [00:35.425] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
| [00:38.678] | 记得那是2003年的第一场雪 |
| [00:41.428] | 第一场雪 |
| [00:43.424] | 比2002年来滴稍晚了一些 |
| [00:46.676] | 啊，对！ |
| [00:48.428] | 抓牌看牌，洗牌马牌 |
| [00:52.428] | 失败，知道因为啥失败吗 |
| [00:54.924] | 真让我替你感到悲哀 |
| [00:57.178] | 不打针，不吃药 |
| [00:58.177] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
| [00:59.175] | 用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗 |
| [01:01.425] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [01:03.674] | 母猪的产后护理，拿错书了 |
| [01:06.425] | 粮食大丰收，洪水被赶跑 |
| [01:08.200] | 百姓安居乐业，齐夸党的领导 |
| [01:10.450] | 国外比较乱遭，成天勾心斗角 |
| [01:12.952] | 纵观世界风云，风景这边更好 |
| [01:14.954] | 火辣辣的心呐，火辣辣的情 |
| [01:17.812] | 火辣辣的小辣椒它透着心里红 |
| [01:19.809] | 火辣辣的范老师请你多批评 |
| [01:22.058] | 精辟啥，那是屁精 |
| [01:24.314] | 改革春风吹满地 |
| [01:27.063] | 吹满地，吹满地 |
| [01:29.060] | 中国人民真争气 |
| [01:31.063] | 真争气，人民真争气 |
| [01:33.281] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
| [01:35.031] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
| [01:37.779] | 齐德隆，齐东强 |
| [01:39.782] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
| [01:42.211] | 我在意你，含糊你，伺候你 |
| [01:44.255] | 我不光怕你，关键现在我怕你麻啊 |
| [01:47.257] | 喝水 闭嘴 揉腿 亲一口老鬼 Mua |
| [01:49.758] | 感谢XXTV，感谢所有TV |
| [01:52.007] | 床前明月光，玻璃好上霜 |
| [01:53.936] | 打麻将，双人床，十个那叫念炕 |
| [01:56.184] | 一只公鸡要下蛋，不是他的活他要干 |
| [01:58.687] | 登灯愣登哩嘞登儿~ |
| [02:01.436] | 不打针，不吃药，坐着就是和你唠 |
| [02:03.185] | 用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗 |
| [02:05.681] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [02:08.184] | 母猪的产后护理，拿错书了 |
| [02:10.433] | 粮食大丰收，洪水被赶跑 |
| [02:12.430] | 百姓安居乐业，齐夸党的领导 |
| [02:14.657] | 国外比较乱遭，成天勾心斗角 |
| [02:17.158] | 纵观世界风云，风景这边更好 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : xiao ke er |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : xiao ke er |
| [00:09.178] | ren shi yi, ma shi an |
| [00:12.426] | yi kan zhang xiang er kan chuan |
| [00:13.675] | bai tian xiang, ye li ku |
| [00:14.674] | zuo meng dou xiang qu shou du |
| [00:15.925] | lia jiao li di le |
| [00:17.176] | bing du jiu guan bi le |
| [00:18.174] | sha dou shang bu qu le |
| [00:19.426] | ! ao |
| [00:20.676] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [00:23.177] | chui man di, chui man di |
| [00:24.923] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:27.425] | zhen zheng qi, ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:29.427] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [00:31.425] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [00:33.429] | qi de long, qi dong qiang |
| [00:35.425] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
| [00:38.678] | ji de na shi 2003 nian de di yi chang xue |
| [00:41.428] | di yi chang xue |
| [00:43.424] | bi 2002 nian lai di shao wan le yi xie |
| [00:46.676] | a, dui! |
| [00:48.428] | zhua pai kan pai, xi pai ma pai |
| [00:52.428] | shi bai, zhi dao yin wei sha shi bai ma |
| [00:54.924] | zhen rang wo ti ni gan dao bei ai |
| [00:57.178] | bu da zhen, bu chi yao |
| [00:58.177] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
| [00:59.175] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao zhe jiao hua liao |
| [01:01.425] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [01:03.674] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li, na cuo shu le |
| [01:06.425] | liang shi da feng shou, hong shui bei gan pao |
| [01:08.200] | bai xing an ju le ye, qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [01:10.450] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao, cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [01:12.952] | zong guan shi jie feng yun, feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [01:14.954] | huo la la de xin na, huo la la de qing |
| [01:17.812] | huo la la de xiao la jiao ta tou zhe xin li hong |
| [01:19.809] | huo la la de fan lao shi qing ni duo pi ping |
| [01:22.058] | jing pi sha, na shi pi jing |
| [01:24.314] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [01:27.063] | chui man di, chui man di |
| [01:29.060] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:31.063] | zhen zheng qi, ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:33.281] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [01:35.031] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [01:37.779] | qi de long, qi dong qiang |
| [01:39.782] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
| [01:42.211] | wo zai yi ni, han hu ni, ci hou ni |
| [01:44.255] | wo bu guang pa ni, guan jian xian zai wo pa ni ma a |
| [01:47.257] | he shui bi zui rou tui qin yi kou lao gui Mua |
| [01:49.758] | gan xie XXTV, gan xie suo you TV |
| [01:52.007] | chuang qian ming yue guang, bo li hao shang shuang |
| [01:53.936] | da ma jiang, shuang ren chuang, shi ge na jiao nian kang |
| [01:56.184] | yi zhi gong ji yao xia dan, bu shi ta de huo ta yao gan |
| [01:58.687] | deng deng leng deng li lei deng er |
| [02:01.436] | bu da zhen, bu chi yao, zuo zhe jiu shi he ni lao |
| [02:03.185] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao zhe jiao hua liao |
| [02:05.681] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [02:08.184] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li, na cuo shu le |
| [02:10.433] | liang shi da feng shou, hong shui bei gan pao |
| [02:12.430] | bai xing an ju le ye, qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [02:14.657] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao, cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [02:17.158] | zong guan shi jie feng yun, feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : xiǎo kě ér |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : xiǎo kě ér |
| [00:09.178] | rén shì yī, mǎ shì ān |
| [00:12.426] | yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān |
| [00:13.675] | bái tiān xiǎng, yè lǐ kū |
| [00:14.674] | zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū |
| [00:15.925] | liǎ jiǎo lí dì le |
| [00:17.176] | bìng dú jiù guān bì le |
| [00:18.174] | shà dōu shàng bù qù le |
| [00:19.426] | ! áo |
| [00:20.676] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:23.177] | chuī mǎn dì, chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:24.923] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:27.425] | zhēn zhēng qì, rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:29.427] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [00:31.425] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [00:33.429] | qí dé lóng, qí dōng qiáng |
| [00:35.425] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [00:38.678] | jì de nà shi 2003 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:41.428] | dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:43.424] | bǐ 2002 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
| [00:46.676] | a, duì! |
| [00:48.428] | zhuā pái kàn pái, xǐ pái mǎ pái |
| [00:52.428] | shī bài, zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma |
| [00:54.924] | zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ gǎn dào bēi āi |
| [00:57.178] | bù dǎ zhēn, bù chī yào |
| [00:58.177] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
| [00:59.175] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [01:01.425] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [01:03.674] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ, ná cuò shū le |
| [01:06.425] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu, hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [01:08.200] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè, qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [01:10.450] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo, chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [01:12.952] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún, fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
| [01:14.954] | huǒ là là de xīn nà, huǒ là là de qíng |
| [01:17.812] | huǒ là là de xiǎo là jiāo tā tòu zhe xīn lǐ hóng |
| [01:19.809] | huǒ là là de fàn lǎo shī qǐng nǐ duō pī píng |
| [01:22.058] | jīng pì shà, nà shi pì jīng |
| [01:24.314] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:27.063] | chuī mǎn dì, chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:29.060] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:31.063] | zhēn zhēng qì, rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:33.281] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [01:35.031] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [01:37.779] | qí dé lóng, qí dōng qiáng |
| [01:39.782] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [01:42.211] | wǒ zài yì nǐ, hán hu nǐ, cì hou nǐ |
| [01:44.255] | wǒ bù guāng pà nǐ, guān jiàn xiàn zài wǒ pà nǐ má a |
| [01:47.257] | hē shuǐ bì zuǐ róu tuǐ qīn yī kǒu lǎo guǐ Mua |
| [01:49.758] | gǎn xiè XXTV, gǎn xiè suǒ yǒu TV |
| [01:52.007] | chuáng qián míng yuè guāng, bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng |
| [01:53.936] | dǎ má jiàng, shuāng rén chuáng, shí gè nà jiào niàn kàng |
| [01:56.184] | yì zhī gōng jī yào xià dàn, bú shì tā de huó tā yào gàn |
| [01:58.687] | dēng dēng lèng dēng lī lei dēng ér |
| [02:01.436] | bù dǎ zhēn, bù chī yào, zuò zhe jiù shì hé nǐ láo |
| [02:03.185] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [02:05.681] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [02:08.184] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ, ná cuò shū le |
| [02:10.433] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu, hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [02:12.430] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè, qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [02:14.657] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo, chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [02:17.158] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún, fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
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