| [00:02.700] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：亲爱的观众朋友们 大家过年好 |
| [00:06.130] | 我终于当上金牌保洁了 |
| [00:10.330] | 现在啊 我的事业是干得风生水起 |
| [00:13.890] | 但是今天 我的身体出现了一点小问题 |
| [00:17.690] | 这只胳膊(左肢)从早上一直疼到现在 使不上劲 |
| [00:21.940] | 我一度怀疑是我白天干活 累的 |
| [00:25.530] | 后来大夫给我确诊了 说是我晚上睡觉 轧的 |
| [00:30.970] | 更要命的是我后面还有一担活儿没干完呢 |
| [00:33.670] | 我现在赶紧过去跟雇主商量一下 |
| [00:35.910] | 让他把订单取消 但是 千万别投诉我 |
| [00:39.700] | 希望一切顺利 加油！ |
| [00:46.120] | 男主人(许君聪)：诶 来了！ |
| [00:52.890] | 保洁员(贾玲)：你好 我是您雇的保洁员小贾 |
| [00:55.140] | 男主人(许君聪)：来 快请进 |
| [00:57.280] | 来 你看下这屋 一个小时能不能收拾完 |
| [01:01.210] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：正常情况下没问题 |
| [01:02.760] | 男主人(许君聪)：太好了 |
| [01:03.650] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：但是大哥 我想跟您商量点事儿啊 |
| [01:06.150] | 男主人(许君聪)：啊 你说 |
| [01:07.110] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：我今天早上起来的时候啊 我这只胳膊呀 |
| [01:10.010] | 男主人(许君聪)：稍等稍等 接个电话啊 |
| [01:11.790] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：好 |
| [01:13.960] | 男主人(许君聪)：（接电话）喂 你好 |
| [01:15.680] | 对 我要投诉你们上午那个保洁 |
| [01:18.940] | 到了我们家之后 看我们家太乱 不想干活 |
| [01:22.470] | 找个理由 说胳膊疼 还是睡觉给轧的 |
| [01:26.740] | 你不跟我扯呢吗 |
| [01:28.700] | 对 投诉他 好了 |
| [01:33.650] | 你什么事儿来着 |
| [01:35.330] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：我...没什么事儿了 |
| [01:40.690] | 男主人(许君聪)：没事儿就好 |
| [01:42.110] | 还有啊 来你看这个优惠券上写着“满两百减一百” |
| [01:46.360] | 那我再给你一百就行是吧 |
| [01:47.800] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：大哥 这儿可能是不行啊 |
| [01:49.950] | 男主人(许君聪)：那为什么呀 |
| [01:50.930] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：你看啊 |
| [01:51.620] | 男主人(许君聪)：不是老妹 你看啊 |
| [01:53.240] | 这上面是不是写着“满两百减一百” |
| [01:56.020] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：是 |
| [01:56.910] | 男主人(许君聪)：你们公司收拾一次是不是两百(元) |
| [01:59.040] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：是 |
| [01:59.980] | 男主人(许君聪)：那这优惠券上写得明明白白的 怎么到你 这儿我就用不了呢 |
| [02:04.650] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：因为这不是我们家(公司)优惠券 |
| [02:08.720] | 男主人(许君聪)：不好意思啊 尴尬了 |
| [02:10.600] | 好 两百就两百 |
| [02:12.040] | 我呀 现在赶紧去机场接我女朋友 |
| [02:14.680] | 你 一定要赶在我们俩回来之前 把屋给我收拾好 |
| [02:17.680] | 要不然你小心我投诉你啊 |
| [02:19.250] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：我保证完成任务 |
| [02:21.540] | 男主人(许君聪)：这就对了！(打下保洁员的左胳膊)走啦 |
| [02:23.890] | （走出家门） |
| [02:24.740] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：拜拜 |
| [02:30.690] | 这不为难人吗 这活儿可怎么干啊 |
| [02:43.970] | 我雇他们得了（笑） |
| [02:51.160] | （打电话）喂 你好 请问是阿那保洁公司吗 |
| [02:56.530] | 哦 婀娜啊 |
| [03:00.090] | 那个 我想雇个保洁员呀 能马上来的那种 |
| [03:03.110] | 好好好 吉祥人家101单元101 |
| [03:06.030] | 越快越好啊 好好好好（挂电话） |
| [03:08.950] | 哎呀 他们家优惠完是一百 我还能剩一百 |
| [03:15.510] | 是谁说漂亮的女孩没大脑 只懂得爱美和傻笑 |
| [03:21.080] | （狂笑并躺在沙发上） |
| [03:30.170] | 男主人(许君聪)：（进门）睡醒了？ |
| [03:31.860] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：（起来）不是大哥 我没睡 |
| [03:33.490] | 我 我之所以躺在这儿 我 是因为我... |
| [03:36.520] | 我想看看天棚用不用擦一擦 |
| [03:40.310] | 男主人(许君聪)：看啥天棚呢 地还没擦呢 你先把地擦了呀 |
| [03:44.350] | 你还看天棚 你是(天蓬)元帅啊 |
| [03:48.660] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：大哥 你咋回来了呢 |
| [03:50.090] | 男主人(许君聪)：你别提了 我这到楼下发现我车钥匙忘带了 |
| [03:52.820] | 我赶紧找一找 |
| [03:53.660] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：哎呀 那你得抓点紧了呀 |
| [03:55.220] | 男主人(许君聪)：我来不及了 我走了啊 |
| [03:56.370] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：一会儿嫂子到了你就麻烦了（门铃）好 |
| [03:58.040] | （男主人开门） |
| [04:02.440] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：（鞠躬）您好 请问是你们家叫的保洁吗 |
| [04:06.700] | 男主人(许君聪)：不是 你去对门问问 啊（欲关门） |
| [04:08.070] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：诶诶诶诶 大哥 这是不是101单元101 |
| [04:12.350] | 男主人(许君聪)：是啊 |
| [04:12.880] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：那就是你家叫的没错 |
| [04:14.450] | 你看 我这有订单（拿出手机给男主人看） |
| [04:16.760] | 男主人(许君聪)：还真是我们家?! |
| [04:17.900] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：诶 |
| [04:19.210] | 男主人(许君聪)：那这是怎么回事呢（盯着保洁员1） |
| [04:23.880] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：你啥意思呀 |
| [04:25.890] | 你说我还在这儿呢 你还又找一个 |
| [04:28.810] | 你信不过我呀 |
| [04:30.960] | 男主人(许君聪)：不是我找的 |
| [04:33.350] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：不是你找的 你让我跟她沟通 我跟她说啊 |
| [04:36.860] | 男主人(许君聪)：好好 |
| [04:37.560] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：那个 大妹子啊 家里有人干活了 |
| [04:40.410] | 你是不是弄错了（眨眼暗示） |
| [04:43.670] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：（暗示失败）我不会弄错的 我这儿有订单 |
| [04:45.840] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：啥订单啊 你回去查一查 |
| [04:48.450] | 你要是查不明白的话 你到时候不行的话 |
| [04:51.070] | 你想一想 你到时候看一看 你一会儿再回来（关门） |
| [04:59.380] | 男主人(许君聪)：还是女人之间好沟通 |
| [05:01.270] | 我来不及了我走了啊 你抓紧时间干活儿 |
| [05:03.500] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：好好好好 你放心吧 |
| [05:05.530] | 你说这事儿扯得 |
| [05:08.610] | （打电话）喂 诶 你好 |
| [05:11.060] | 我还是吉祥人家101单元101呀 |
| [05:14.570] | 刚才发生了一些...我也说不清楚的小状况 |
| [05:19.260] | 那个保洁员你能让她再回来一趟吗 |
| [05:22.280] | 好好好好好（挂电话） |
| [05:26.010] | 我先干得了 别等她了（拿起桌上的碗筷收拾） |
| [05:28.060] | 哎呀 这屋让他给zao的呀 真是(注：zao为北方话) |
| [05:35.130] | 我怎么还把它给摁开了呢（指火锅） |
| [05:36.860] | （摁）怎么还关不上了呢 |
| [05:42.490] | 这怎么办呢（拿着碗筷坐在沙发上） |
| [05:45.340] | 男主人(许君聪)：我（进门） |
| [05:46.940] | ........ |
| [05:54.480] | 涮上了？ |
| [05:55.810] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：不是 大哥你误会了 |
| [05:58.110] | 我 我 我刚刚在这儿擦桌子呢 |
| [05:59.820] | 我不知道怎么回事我就把它给摁开了 |
| [06:01.870] | 然后这东西可能是坏了 死活也关不上了 不信你看哈 |
| [06:05.410] | （滴的一声关上了） |
| [06:10.730] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：关上了... |
| [06:12.670] | 男主人(许君聪)：我要不是上楼拿手机我都看不着这一幕 啊 |
| [06:15.720] | 不是 时间都这么着急了 我怎么 没感觉你要干活呢 |
| [06:19.120] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：不是 大哥你真误会...（门铃） |
| [06:21.690] | 男主人(许君聪)：等我一会儿说你啊（开门） |
| [06:25.350] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：大哥 又是我 |
| [06:27.360] | 我再一次回来 你有没有什么话想要对我说呢 |
| [06:31.490] | 男主人(许君聪)：你要是敢再来一次 我就让你接受法律的制裁 |
| [06:37.770] | （对保洁员1说）我要不要报警啊 |
| [06:39.120] | 我家是不是被人盯上了 |
| [06:40.520] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：没那么严重 大哥 |
| [06:41.790] | 你现在的任务是赶紧去接嫂子 |
| [06:43.880] | 男主人(许君聪)：哦 对 手机 手机 手机 |
| [06:45.980] | 我走了啊 来不及了 |
| [06:47.130] | 你快点干活啊 |
| [06:48.460] | 动起来 |
| [06:49.230] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：动起来 |
| [06:50.060] | 男主人(许君聪)：诶 对啦（走出家门） |
| [06:53.820] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：（打电话）喂 你好 |
| [06:56.160] | 我还是吉祥人家101单元101 |
| [07:00.170] | 刚才那个保洁员 你能让她...再回来一趟吗 |
| [07:04.690] | 嗯 嗯 嗯 |
| [07:08.590] | 你骂得对 |
| [07:10.820] | 哎呀 没有说要谁接受法律的制裁 |
| [07:14.730] | 他说的是那个...家里太乱了比较埋汰(注：北方话,指不干净) |
| [07:22.220] | 行行行 能回来就行 好好好（挂电话） |
| [07:25.960] | （门铃）来了来了 |
| [07:31.410] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：（开门）快进来快进来（拉着保洁员2） |
| [07:35.800] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：（挣脱开）大姐您好 |
| [07:37.270] | 进屋之前 我想冒昧地跟您确认一下 |
| [07:40.520] | 是您家叫的保洁吧 |
| [07:42.850] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：确认无误 我叫的 |
| [07:44.920] | 快进来 |
| [07:46.590] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：（进屋）大姐呀 |
| [07:47.870] | 给你家干活感觉我自己就像大禹一样 |
| [07:51.300] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：啥意思？ |
| [07:52.780] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：真是三过家门而不让进啊 |
| [07:57.170] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：抱歉啊 刚才出现了一点小问题 我跟你解释一下啊 |
| [08:01.020] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：大姐 什么都不用说了 |
| [08:03.420] | 其实啊 我早就看明白是怎么回事了 |
| [08:06.510] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：看明白了？ |
| [08:08.110] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：我这么跟你说吧 我干保洁(这一行)这么久啊 |
| [08:11.870] | 什么人什么事儿我只要一搭眼就能看清楚 |
| [08:15.410] | 哎呀 我就是不说 |
| [08:16.660] | 我但凡说的话 这个准确率 |
| [08:18.570] | 不是100% 那也是99% |
| [08:22.430] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：那你说一说呗 |
| [08:26.130] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：首先 |
| [08:27.180] | 你们俩 是两口子 |
| [08:30.090] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：啊？ |
| [08:30.780] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：我说的没错吧 |
| [08:32.620] | 不过别着急惊讶 听我继续说完啊 |
| [08:36.120] | 你家呢 是我大哥主外 你主内 |
| [08:39.600] | 平时家务活都是你来干 |
| [08:41.780] | 但是今天 由于你的眼睛出了一些问题 |
| [08:45.630] | 于是你想找个保洁来帮你分担一下 |
| [08:48.430] | 刚才正当我进门的时候 |
| [08:50.150] | 没想到遇到了要出门的大哥 |
| [08:52.070] | 你当着我大哥的面 你不敢说是你找的保洁 |
| [08:54.740] | 所以我来的时候你死活不承认是你 找的我 |
| [08:58.710] | 有 一句错吗 |
| [09:04.400] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：大妹子 你的这段分析可以说是... |
| [09:08.880] | 无懈可击 |
| [09:10.630] | 咱抓紧时间干活啊 |
| [09:12.220] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：大姐大姐 那你得让我说一句啊 |
| [09:14.640] | 你不能因为你的错误 你反复溜我好几回啊 |
| [09:18.370] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：这个事儿确实是大姐不对 |
| [09:20.900] | 为了表达歉意 |
| [09:22.870] | 你们是(要)一百(元)是吧 |
| [09:24.720] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：是啊 |
| [09:25.790] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：那这样（手伸进裤袋） |
| [09:26.650] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：呀呀呀呀呀 |
| [09:27.940] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：听大姐的 |
| [09:29.880] | （数钱）一百的话 为了表达歉意哈 |
| [09:33.370] | （数出最后一张一百元）大姐把一百“先”给你 |
| [09:37.490] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：大姐啊 你为了表达歉意 |
| [09:40.090] | 你给一百一(十)也算表达歉意啊 |
| [09:42.910] | 你把一百“先”给我 |
| [09:45.170] | 那你这个歉意 是不是欠点意思啊 |
| [09:50.520] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：这个 钱你拿着 |
| [09:52.480] | 活儿我跟你一起干行不行 |
| [09:55.180] | 你收拾客厅 我去收拾厨房 |
| [09:57.060] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：没问题 |
| [09:57.630] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：好好好 赶紧的啊（进入厨房） |
| [10:00.070] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：（看着杂乱无章的桌面）哎呀 (要是)我选厨房好了 |
| [10:04.510] | 男主人(许君聪)：（进门）啊 不好意思啊 走错了 对不起 |
| [10:07.190] | 哎呀 不对啊 这是我家啊 |
| [10:09.980] | （指着保洁员2）你是不是逼我报警啊你（掏出手机） |
| [10:11.690] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：不不 大哥大哥大哥 误会误会误会 |
| [10:13.790] | 我跟你实话实说吧 |
| [10:15.530] | 其实啊 是你家大姐雇的我 |
| [10:18.600] | 男主人(许君聪)：谁？ |
| [10:19.580] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：您爱人 |
| [10:21.010] | 男主人(许君聪)：我媳妇外瑞(Very)啊 |
| [10:22.710] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：我也不知道叫啥名啊 |
| [10:25.100] | 那就是我媳妇外瑞(Very)啦 |
| [10:28.030] | 啊 外瑞雇的(Very good) |
| [10:34.110] | 但是我也雇了一个啊 那这雇重了怎么办啊 |
| [10:37.180] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：啊 你也雇了一个啊 |
| [10:38.460] | 男主人(许君聪)：啊 |
| [10:39.070] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：那大哥 你看这样吧 |
| [10:40.700] | 男主人(许君聪)：你说 |
| [10:40.840] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：要不你把你那个退了吧 |
| [10:42.780] | 男主人(许君聪)：不是 你这不合适 人家来的时间比你长啊 |
| [10:46.780] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：大哥 她来的时间虽然比我长 |
| [10:50.060] | 但她来的次数肯定没我多啊 |
| [10:53.640] | 而且再一个 我这边已经付完钱了 |
| [10:56.990] | 男主人(许君聪)：那我就把她给退了 |
| [10:58.230] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：那行 大哥 这样啊 |
| [10:59.930] | 我先去给你收拾这个卫生间啊 |
| [11:02.170] | 因为你这客厅我是在没想好从哪儿下手啊 |
| [11:06.780] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：（从厨房出来 手里拿着个大黑袋子）哎呀 |
| [11:07.790] | 这个厨房弄得这个乱啊 |
| [11:12.860] | （看到男主人）乱中有序啊 |
| [11:16.680] | 大哥你咋又回来了 |
| [11:18.650] | 男主人(许君聪)：啊啊 我媳妇的飞机晚点了 |
| [11:21.150] | 然后我在家里等一会儿再过去接她 |
| [11:24.020] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：那大哥 我给你解释一下啊 |
| [11:25.640] | 男主人(许君聪)：大妹子 |
| [11:26.080] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：我今天... |
| [11:26.480] | 男主人(许君聪)：你先听大哥给你解释 |
| [11:27.910] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：啊？ |
| [11:29.050] | 男主人(许君聪)：我吧 平常跟我媳妇两个人沟通少 |
| [11:32.340] | 你就像今天 我怎么着我也想不到 她也找了个保洁 |
| [11:36.120] | 然后我又雇了你 这就找(雇)重了 你说这可怎么办呐 |
| [11:40.860] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：大哥你啥意思啊 |
| [11:42.940] | 男主人(许君聪)：我记得我下单的时候啊 |
| [11:44.670] | 看到咱们公司有一条规定 |
| [11:46.620] | 说是半小时内 客户要是不满意的话 |
| [11:49.900] | 可以无条件免费取消 |
| [11:52.400] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：有的 |
| [11:55.710] | 男主人(许君聪)：哦 时间过得好快哟 |
| [11:58.800] | 转眼间25分钟过去了 （狂笑） |
| [12:05.560] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：不是 大哥你要是现在取消订单的话 |
| [12:07.770] | 我的情况会特别的...尴尬 |
| [12:10.900] | 男主人(许君聪)：不是 关键我那边都付完钱了 |
| [12:13.110] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：尴尬的点 就在这里啊 |
| [12:16.280] | 大哥 这事儿没缓儿了啊 |
| [12:18.230] | 男主人(许君聪)：没缓儿了 |
| [12:19.290] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：那我坐这儿缓一缓行吗 |
| [12:21.260] | 男主人(许君聪)：随便缓 不着急 啊 |
| [12:23.500] | 正好 我去厨房 看看我给我媳妇腌的臭桂鱼怎么样了 |
| [12:27.040] | （注：臭桂鱼是徽州菜的代表之一,也作臭鳜鱼） |
| [12:27.470] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：啥？ |
| [12:28.960] | 男主人(许君聪)：腌的臭桂鱼啊 |
| [12:30.390] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：臭桂鱼啊... |
| [12:34.890] | （从黑袋子中拿出）我以为是桂鱼臭了呢 |
| [12:40.770] | （男主人拿着桂鱼进入厨房） |
| [12:43.770] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：（从卫生间出来） |
| [12:47.770] | 咋的了大姐 又跟我大哥吵架了？ |
| [12:51.200] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：没事 埋怨我了 |
| [12:53.410] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：诶 不对啊 |
| [12:54.490] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：诶 大妹子 你坐下 |
| [12:56.420] | 大姐问你啊 咱们公司有没有一条规定 |
| [13:00.400] | 说客户要是不满意的话 可以无条件免费取消？ |
| [13:05.590] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：有的 |
| [13:09.900] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：（学男主人）时间过得好快哟 |
| [13:13.090] | 转眼间25分钟已经过去了 哈哈哈（狂笑） |
| [13:19.950] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：我家是20分钟免费取消 咋的了大姐 |
| [13:24.890] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：所以说 时间有点来不及了嘛 |
| [13:26.780] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：是啊 |
| [13:27.550] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：你抓紧干吧 |
| [13:29.320] | 大姐自己犯的错误 自己买单 |
| [13:32.860] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：大姐 你肯定是跟我大哥吵架了是不是 |
| [13:36.310] | 这样 我帮你收合收合 好不好 |
| [13:37.620] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：不不不 你说啥呀 你就别掺和了 |
| [13:39.980] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：大姐 今天这事我不知道还则罢了 |
| [13:43.110] | 知道了我帮你好好说说呗 没问题的 |
| [13:45.270] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：哎呀 你别掺和了 你根本就没... |
| [13:47.270] | 男主人(许君聪)：（从厨房出来）唉 你怎么还在这儿呢 |
| [13:49.640] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：我不是坐这儿缓一缓嘛 |
| [13:51.420] | 男主人(许君聪)：你都呆半天了 没什么事儿你走呗 |
| [13:53.270] | 你耽误人家干活儿 |
| [13:54.840] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：大哥 你过分了啊 |
| [13:58.130] | 你有什么话你不能好好说吗 |
| [14:00.370] | 你这么撵我大姐 我大姐心里多难受啊 |
| [14:03.140] | 你知道我大姐有多在意你吗 |
| [14:12.620] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：在意 你对我的评价 |
| [14:15.670] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：你知道我大姐 有多珍惜你吗 |
| [14:20.750] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：珍惜 你给我的这次机会 |
| [14:23.480] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：你知道我大姐 有多自责吗 |
| [14:28.320] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：臭桂鱼不该扔啊 |
| [14:34.970] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：大哥 大姐（拉住两人的手） |
| [14:38.260] | （把两人的手放在一起）两个人 最重要的就是相互理解 |
| [14:45.280] | （保洁员1欲言）什么都不用说 |
| [14:47.770] | （男主人欲言）emmmm（保洁员2摇头） |
| [14:53.780] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：她的意思是说 我们要互相理解 |
| [14:57.400] | 然后三个人一起手拉着手 把这个事情做好 |
| [15:02.170] | 加油！耶！ |
| [15:04.280] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：耶！ |
| [15:08.810] | 男主人(许君聪)：你俩干啥呢 |
| [15:10.810] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：大哥 这个事儿我能跟你解释清楚啊 |
| [15:12.840] | 大妹子 这样 你拿着钱你先走 |
| [15:14.380] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：不是 我怎么能走呢 |
| [15:15.230] | 男主人(许君聪)：不是 我让你走 你撵人家走干嘛呀 |
| [15:17.290] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：不是 |
| [15:17.520] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：她走我就走！ |
| [15:21.530] | 大哥呀 我从来没见过素质像你这么差的呀 |
| [15:25.560] | 这样啊 今天这活儿我不干了 |
| [15:27.770] | 我要让你意识到她的重要性 |
| [15:30.230] | 男主人(许君聪)：不是 我告诉你 我是花钱请你来的啊 |
| [15:32.990] | 我是消费者 你是服务者 你怎么跟我说话呢 |
| [15:36.110] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：是 我是一个服务者 |
| [15:37.900] | 但是对于人品不好的人 我有拒绝为他服务的权利！ |
| [15:41.180] | 男主人(许君聪)：我怎么着你了 我就人品不好啊 |
| [15:43.230] | 你看你尖酸刻薄的样 |
| [15:44.450] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：哎呀妈呀 我尖酸刻薄吗 |
| [15:45.950] | 我就有点吊眼(指眼睛向上斜) 我尖酸刻薄吗 |
| [15:49.700] | （吵架中...） |
| [15:50.670] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：能不能把电话放下 动不动就投诉投诉 |
| [15:54.460] | 什么服务者 消费者 |
| [15:56.880] | 我们三个之中 |
| [15:58.760] | 我既是服务者(相对于男主人) 又是消费者(相对于保洁员2) |
| [16:04.800] | （对男主人说）那个 她不是你媳妇雇的 |
| [16:07.810] | （对保洁员2说）我也不是他媳妇 |
| [16:09.250] | （对男主人说）他雇的我 |
| [16:10.360] | （对保洁员2说）我雇的你 |
| [16:13.140] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：那外瑞雇的(Very good)谁啊 |
| [16:15.480] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：外瑞(Very)？雇的毛宁(Good morning)吧 |
| [16:20.990] | （对男主人说）大哥 是这么回事儿 |
| [16:23.000] | 早上起来我胳膊疼 想过来让您取消一下订单 |
| [16:26.410] | 结果一上来您就是一顿投诉啊 |
| [16:28.910] | 情急之下我就拿起订单雇了她 |
| [16:31.540] | 这事儿跟人家一点关系都没有啊 |
| [16:33.480] | 你要投诉 投诉我 别投诉她 |
| [16:35.930] | 但是大哥 不管你投不投诉 我保证5点之前把活儿给你干完 |
| [16:39.360] | 男主人(许君聪)：好 |
| [16:39.920] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：还有大哥 我想跟你说两句 |
| [16:42.200] | 你看哈 投诉是你作为消费者正常的维权手段 |
| [16:46.930] | 但绝不是您无理要求服务人员的惯用伎俩? |
| [16:53.630] | 还有大妹子 跟你说两句呗 |
| [16:55.970] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：你说 |
| [16:57.180] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：一个服务人员 好好干活得了呗 |
| [17:00.070] | 一天到晚净瞎猜 一句没猜对啊 |
| [17:04.190] | （保洁员2点头同意） |
| [17:06.490] | 男主人(许君聪)：你说你们俩这是干嘛呀 |
| [17:09.230] | 咱们这最开始不是有误会吗 |
| [17:11.310] | 现在误会说开了 那自然就没事了 |
| [17:13.950] | 放心啊 你们俩的钱我照给 |
| [17:16.550] | 这个活儿咱们三个人一起干！ |
| [17:19.740] | 保洁员1&保洁员2：好！ |
| [17:20.860] | 保洁员2(张小斐)：我来收拾这儿 |
| [17:21.500] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：那我收拾这儿啊 |
| [17:23.080] | 男主人(许君聪)：来 帮我抬一下这个钢碗 |
| [17:25.090] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：我来 |
| [17:25.960] | 男主人(许君聪)：不不不 你胳膊疼吗不是 |
| [17:27.570] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：这只没问题 |
| [17:28.380] | （用右胳膊使劲抬起）放哪儿？ |
| [17:32.160] | 男主人(许君聪)：老妹儿你挺有劲呐 |
| [17:33.770] | 保洁员1(贾玲)：这不怎么沉 |
| [17:35.400] | 男主人(许君聪)：关键我这是连着的 你给我弄掰下来啦 |
| [17:40.110] | （保洁员1将钢碗小心放回） |
| [00:02.700] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: qin ai de guan zhong peng you men da jia guo nian hao |
| [00:06.130] | wo zhong yu dang shang jin pai bao jie le |
| [00:10.330] | xian zai a wo de shi ye shi gan de feng sheng shui qi |
| [00:13.890] | dan shi jin tian wo de shen ti chu xian le yi dian xiao wen ti |
| [00:17.690] | zhe zhi ge bo zuo zhi cong zao shang yi zhi teng dao xian zai shi bu shang jin |
| [00:21.940] | wo yi du huai yi shi wo bai tian gan huo lei de |
| [00:25.530] | hou lai dai fu gei wo que zhen le shuo shi wo wan shang shui jiao ya de |
| [00:30.970] | geng yao ming de shi wo hou mian hai you yi dan huo er mei gan wan ne |
| [00:33.670] | wo xian zai gan jin guo qu gen gu zhu shang liang yi xia |
| [00:35.910] | rang ta ba ding dan qu xiao dan shi qian wan bie tou su wo |
| [00:39.700] | xi wang yi qie shun li jia you! |
| [00:46.120] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ei lai le! |
| [00:52.890] | bao jie yuan jia ling: ni hao wo shi nin gu de bao jie yuan xiao jia |
| [00:55.140] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: lai kuai qing jin |
| [00:57.280] | lai ni kan xia zhe wu yi ge xiao shi neng bu neng shou shi wan |
| [01:01.210] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: zheng chang qing kuang xia mei wen ti |
| [01:02.760] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: tai hao le |
| [01:03.650] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: dan shi da ge wo xiang gen nin shang liang dian shi er a |
| [01:06.150] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: a ni shuo |
| [01:07.110] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: wo jin tian zao shang qi lai de shi hou a wo zhe zhi ge bo ya |
| [01:10.010] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: shao deng shao deng jie ge dian hua a |
| [01:11.790] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: hao |
| [01:13.960] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: jie dian hua wei ni hao |
| [01:15.680] | dui wo yao tou su ni men shang wu na ge bao jie |
| [01:18.940] | dao le wo men jia zhi hou kan wo men jia tai luan bu xiang gan huo |
| [01:22.470] | zhao ge li you shuo ge bo teng hai shi shui jiao gei ya de |
| [01:26.740] | ni bu gen wo che ne ma |
| [01:28.700] | dui tou su ta hao le |
| [01:33.650] | ni shen me shi er lai zhe |
| [01:35.330] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: wo... mei shen me shi er le |
| [01:40.690] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: mei shi er jiu hao |
| [01:42.110] | hai you a lai ni kan zhe ge you hui quan shang xie zhe" man liang bai jian yi bai" |
| [01:46.360] | na wo zai gei ni yi bai jiu xing shi ba |
| [01:47.800] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: da ge zhe er ke neng shi bu xing a |
| [01:49.950] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: na wei shi me ya |
| [01:50.930] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: ni kan a |
| [01:51.620] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: bu shi lao mei ni kan a |
| [01:53.240] | zhe shang mian shi bu shi xie zhe" man liang bai jian yi bai" |
| [01:56.020] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: shi |
| [01:56.910] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ni men gong si shou shi yi ci shi bu shi liang bai yuan |
| [01:59.040] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: shi |
| [01:59.980] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: na zhe you hui quan shang xie de ming ming bai bai de zen me dao ni zhe er wo jiu yong bu liao ne |
| [02:04.650] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: yin wei zhe bu shi wo men jia gong si you hui quan |
| [02:08.720] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: bu hao yi si a gan ga le |
| [02:10.600] | hao liang bai jiu liang bai |
| [02:12.040] | wo ya xian zai gan jin qu ji chang jie wo nv peng you |
| [02:14.680] | ni yi ding yao gan zai wo men lia hui lai zhi qian ba wu gei wo shou shi hao |
| [02:17.680] | yao bu ran ni xiao xin wo tou su ni a |
| [02:19.250] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: wo bao zheng wan cheng ren wu |
| [02:21.540] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: zhe jiu dui le! da xia bao jie yuan de zuo ge bo zou la |
| [02:23.890] | zou chu jia men |
| [02:24.740] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: bai bai |
| [02:30.690] | zhe bu wei nan ren ma zhe huo er ke zen me gan a |
| [02:43.970] | wo gu ta men de le xiao |
| [02:51.160] | da dian hua wei ni hao qing wen shi a na bao jie gong si ma |
| [02:56.530] | o e nuo a |
| [03:00.090] | na ge wo xiang gu ge bao jie yuan ya neng ma shang lai de na zhong |
| [03:03.110] | hao hao hao ji xiang ren jia 101 dan yuan 101 |
| [03:06.030] | yue kuai yue hao a hao hao hao hao gua dian hua |
| [03:08.950] | ai ya ta men jia you hui wan shi yi bai wo hai neng sheng yi bai |
| [03:15.510] | shi shui shuo piao liang de nv hai mei da nao zhi dong de ai mei he sha xiao |
| [03:21.080] | kuang xiao bing tang zai sha fa shang |
| [03:30.170] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: jin men shui xing le? |
| [03:31.860] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: qi lai bu shi da ge wo mei shui |
| [03:33.490] | wo wo zhi suo yi tang zai zhe er wo shi yin wei wo... |
| [03:36.520] | wo xiang kan kan tian peng yong bu yong ca yi ca |
| [03:40.310] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: kan sha tian peng ne di hai mei ca ne ni xian ba di ca le ya |
| [03:44.350] | ni hai kan tian peng ni shi tian peng yuan shuai a |
| [03:48.660] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: da ge ni za hui lai le ne |
| [03:50.090] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ni bie ti le wo zhe dao lou xia fa xian wo che yao shi wang dai le |
| [03:52.820] | wo gan jin zhao yi zhao |
| [03:53.660] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: ai ya na ni de zhua dian jin le ya |
| [03:55.220] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: wo lai bu ji le wo zou le a |
| [03:56.370] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: yi hui er sao zi dao le ni jiu ma fan le men ling hao |
| [03:58.040] | nan zhu ren kai men |
| [04:02.440] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ju gong nin hao qing wen shi ni men jia jiao de bao jie ma |
| [04:06.700] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: bu shi ni qu dui men wen wen a yu guan men |
| [04:08.070] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ei ei ei ei da ge zhe shi bu shi 101 dan yuan 101 |
| [04:12.350] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: shi a |
| [04:12.880] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: na jiu shi ni jia jiao de mei cuo |
| [04:14.450] | ni kan wo zhe you ding dan na chu shou ji gei nan zhu ren kan |
| [04:16.760] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: hai zhen shi wo men jia?! |
| [04:17.900] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ei |
| [04:19.210] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: na zhe shi zen me hui shi ne ding zhe bao jie yuan 1 |
| [04:23.880] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: ni sha yi si ya |
| [04:25.890] | ni shuo wo hai zai zhe er ne ni hai you zhao yi ge |
| [04:28.810] | ni xin bu guo wo ya |
| [04:30.960] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: bu shi wo zhao de |
| [04:33.350] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: bu shi ni zhao de ni rang wo gen ta gou tong wo gen ta shuo a |
| [04:36.860] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: hao hao |
| [04:37.560] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: na ge da mei zi a jia li you ren gan huo le |
| [04:40.410] | ni shi bu shi nong cuo le zha yan an shi |
| [04:43.670] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: an shi shi bai wo bu hui nong cuo de wo zhe er you ding dan |
| [04:45.840] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: sha ding dan a ni hui qu cha yi cha |
| [04:48.450] | ni yao shi cha bu ming bai de hua ni dao shi hou bu xing de hua |
| [04:51.070] | ni xiang yi xiang ni dao shi hou kan yi kan ni yi hui er zai hui lai guan men |
| [04:59.380] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: hai shi nv ren zhi jian hao gou tong |
| [05:01.270] | wo lai bu ji le wo zou le a ni zhua jin shi jian gan huo er |
| [05:03.500] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: hao hao hao hao ni fang xin ba |
| [05:05.530] | ni shuo zhe shi er che de |
| [05:08.610] | da dian hua wei ei ni hao |
| [05:11.060] | wo hai shi ji xiang ren jia 101 dan yuan 101 ya |
| [05:14.570] | gang cai fa sheng le yi xie... wo ye shuo bu qing chu de xiao zhuang kuang |
| [05:19.260] | na ge bao jie yuan ni neng rang ta zai hui lai yi tang ma |
| [05:22.280] | hao hao hao hao hao gua dian hua |
| [05:26.010] | wo xian gan de le bie deng ta le na qi zhuo shang de wan kuai shou shi |
| [05:28.060] | ai ya zhe wu rang ta gei zao de ya zhen shi zhu: zao wei bei fang hua |
| [05:35.130] | wo zen me hai ba ta gei en kai le ne zhi huo guo |
| [05:36.860] | en zen me hai guan bu shang le ne |
| [05:42.490] | zhe zen me ban ne na zhe wan kuai zuo zai sha fa shang |
| [05:45.340] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: wo jin men |
| [05:46.940] | ........ |
| [05:54.480] | shuan shang le? |
| [05:55.810] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: bu shi da ge ni wu hui le |
| [05:58.110] | wo wo wo gang gang zai zhe er ca zhuo zi ne |
| [05:59.820] | wo bu zhi dao zen me hui shi wo jiu ba ta gei en kai le |
| [06:01.870] | ran hou zhe dong xi ke neng shi huai le si huo ye guan bu shang le bu xin ni kan ha |
| [06:05.410] | di de yi sheng guan shang le |
| [06:10.730] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: guan shang le... |
| [06:12.670] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: wo yao bu shi shang lou na shou ji wo dou kan bu zhao zhe yi mu a |
| [06:15.720] | bu shi shi jian dou zhe me zhao ji le wo zen me mei gan jue ni yao gan huo ne |
| [06:19.120] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: bu shi da ge ni zhen wu hui... men ling |
| [06:21.690] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: deng wo yi hui er shuo ni a kai men |
| [06:25.350] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: da ge you shi wo |
| [06:27.360] | wo zai yi ci hui lai ni you mei you shen me hua xiang yao dui wo shuo ne |
| [06:31.490] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ni yao shi gan zai lai yi ci wo jiu rang ni jie shou fa lv de zhi cai |
| [06:37.770] | dui bao jie yuan 1 shuo wo yao bu yao bao jing a |
| [06:39.120] | wo jia shi bu shi bei ren ding shang le |
| [06:40.520] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: mei na me yan zhong da ge |
| [06:41.790] | ni xian zai de ren wu shi gan jin qu jie sao zi |
| [06:43.880] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: o dui shou ji shou ji shou ji |
| [06:45.980] | wo zou le a lai bu ji le |
| [06:47.130] | ni kuai dian gan huo a |
| [06:48.460] | dong qi lai |
| [06:49.230] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: dong qi lai |
| [06:50.060] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ei dui la zou chu jia men |
| [06:53.820] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: da dian hua wei ni hao |
| [06:56.160] | wo hai shi ji xiang ren jia 101 dan yuan 101 |
| [07:00.170] | gang cai na ge bao jie yuan ni neng rang ta... zai hui lai yi tang ma |
| [07:04.690] | |
| [07:08.590] | ni ma de dui |
| [07:10.820] | ai ya mei you shuo yao shui jie shou fa lv de zhi cai |
| [07:14.730] | ta shuo de shi na ge... jia li tai luan le bi jiao mai tai zhu: bei fang hua, zhi bu gan jing |
| [07:22.220] | xing xing xing neng hui lai jiu xing hao hao hao gua dian hua |
| [07:25.960] | men ling lai le lai le |
| [07:31.410] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: kai men kuai jin lai kuai jin lai la zhe bao jie yuan 2 |
| [07:35.800] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: zheng tuo kai da jie nin hao |
| [07:37.270] | jin wu zhi qian wo xiang mao mei di gen nin que ren yi xia |
| [07:40.520] | shi nin jia jiao de bao jie ba |
| [07:42.850] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: que ren wu wu wo jiao de |
| [07:44.920] | kuai jin lai |
| [07:46.590] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: jin wu da jie ya |
| [07:47.870] | gei ni jia gan huo gan jue wo zi ji jiu xiang da yu yi yang |
| [07:51.300] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: sha yi si? |
| [07:52.780] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: zhen shi san guo jia men er bu rang jin a |
| [07:57.170] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: bao qian a gang cai chu xian le yi dian xiao wen ti wo gen ni jie shi yi xia a |
| [08:01.020] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: da jie shen me dou bu yong shuo le |
| [08:03.420] | qi shi a wo zao jiu kan ming bai shi zen me hui shi le |
| [08:06.510] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: kan ming bai le? |
| [08:08.110] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: wo zhe me gen ni shuo ba wo gan bao jie zhe yi xing zhe me jiu a |
| [08:11.870] | shen me ren shen me shi er wo zhi yao yi da yan jiu neng kan qing chu |
| [08:15.410] | ai ya wo jiu shi bu shuo |
| [08:16.660] | wo dan fan shuo de hua zhe ge zhun que lv |
| [08:18.570] | bu shi 100 na ye shi 99 |
| [08:22.430] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: na ni shuo yi shuo bei |
| [08:26.130] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: shou xian |
| [08:27.180] | ni men lia shi liang kou zi |
| [08:30.090] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: a? |
| [08:30.780] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: wo shuo de mei cuo ba |
| [08:32.620] | bu guo bie zhao ji jing ya ting wo ji xu shuo wan a |
| [08:36.120] | ni jia ne shi wo da ge zhu wai ni zhu nei |
| [08:39.600] | ping shi jia wu huo dou shi ni lai gan |
| [08:41.780] | dan shi jin tian you yu ni de yan jing chu le yi xie wen ti |
| [08:45.630] | yu shi ni xiang zhao ge bao jie lai bang ni fen dan yi xia |
| [08:48.430] | gang cai zheng dang wo jin men de shi hou |
| [08:50.150] | mei xiang dao yu dao le yao chu men de da ge |
| [08:52.070] | ni dang zhe wo da ge de mian ni bu gan shuo shi ni zhao de bao jie |
| [08:54.740] | suo yi wo lai de shi hou ni si huo bu cheng ren shi ni zhao de wo |
| [08:58.710] | you yi ju cuo ma |
| [09:04.400] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: da mei zi ni de zhe duan fen xi ke yi shuo shi... |
| [09:08.880] | wu xie ke ji |
| [09:10.630] | zan zhua jin shi jian gan huo a |
| [09:12.220] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: da jie da jie na ni de rang wo shuo yi ju a |
| [09:14.640] | ni bu neng yin wei ni de cuo wu ni fan fu liu wo hao ji hui a |
| [09:18.370] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: zhe ge shi er que shi shi da jie bu dui |
| [09:20.900] | wei le biao da qian yi |
| [09:22.870] | ni men shi yao yi bai yuan shi ba |
| [09:24.720] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: shi a |
| [09:25.790] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: na zhe yang shou shen jin ku dai |
| [09:26.650] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ya ya ya ya ya |
| [09:27.940] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: ting da jie de |
| [09:29.880] | shu qian yi bai de hua wei le biao da qian yi ha |
| [09:33.370] | shu chu zui hou yi zhang yi bai yuan da jie ba yi bai" xian" gei ni |
| [09:37.490] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: da jie a ni wei le biao da qian yi |
| [09:40.090] | ni gei yi bai yi shi ye suan biao da qian yi a |
| [09:42.910] | ni ba yi bai" xian" gei wo |
| [09:45.170] | na ni zhe ge qian yi shi bu shi qian dian yi si a |
| [09:50.520] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: zhe ge qian ni na zhe |
| [09:52.480] | huo er wo gen ni yi qi gan xing bu xing |
| [09:55.180] | ni shou shi ke ting wo qu shou shi chu fang |
| [09:57.060] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: mei wen ti |
| [09:57.630] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: hao hao hao gan jin de a jin ru chu fang |
| [10:00.070] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: kan zhe za luan wu zhang de zhuo mian ai ya yao shi wo xuan chu fang hao le |
| [10:04.510] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: jin men a bu hao yi si a zou cuo le dui bu qi |
| [10:07.190] | ai ya bu dui a zhe shi wo jia a |
| [10:09.980] | zhi zhe bao jie yuan 2 ni shi bu shi bi wo bao jing a ni tao chu shou ji |
| [10:11.690] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: bu bu da ge da ge da ge wu hui wu hui wu hui |
| [10:13.790] | wo gen ni shi hua shi shuo ba |
| [10:15.530] | qi shi a shi ni jia da jie gu de wo |
| [10:18.600] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: shui? |
| [10:19.580] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: nin ai ren |
| [10:21.010] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: wo xi fu wai rui Very a |
| [10:22.710] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: wo ye bu zhi dao jiao sha ming a |
| [10:25.100] | na jiu shi wo xi fu wai rui Very la |
| [10:28.030] | a wai rui gu de Very good |
| [10:34.110] | dan shi wo ye gu le yi ge a na zhe gu zhong le zen me ban a |
| [10:37.180] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: a ni ye gu le yi ge a |
| [10:38.460] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: a |
| [10:39.070] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: na da ge ni kan zhe yang ba |
| [10:40.700] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ni shuo |
| [10:40.840] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: yao bu ni ba ni na ge tui le ba |
| [10:42.780] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: bu shi ni zhe bu he shi ren jia lai de shi jian bi ni zhang a |
| [10:46.780] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: da ge ta lai de shi jian sui ran bi wo zhang |
| [10:50.060] | dan ta lai de ci shu ken ding mei wo duo a |
| [10:53.640] | er qie zai yi ge wo zhe bian yi jing fu wan qian le |
| [10:56.990] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: na wo jiu ba ta gei tui le |
| [10:58.230] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: na xing da ge zhe yang a |
| [10:59.930] | wo xian qu gei ni shou shi zhe ge wei sheng jian a |
| [11:02.170] | yin wei ni zhe ke ting wo shi zai mei xiang hao cong na er xia shou a |
| [11:06.780] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: cong chu fang chu lai shou li na zhe ge da hei dai zi ai ya |
| [11:07.790] | zhe ge chu fang nong de zhe ge luan a |
| [11:12.860] | kan dao nan zhu ren luan zhong you xu a |
| [11:16.680] | da ge ni za you hui lai le |
| [11:18.650] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: a a wo xi fu de fei ji wan dian le |
| [11:21.150] | ran hou wo zai jia li deng yi hui r zai guo qu jie ta |
| [11:24.020] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: na da ge wo gei ni jie shi yi xia a |
| [11:25.640] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: da mei zi |
| [11:26.080] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: wo jin tian... |
| [11:26.480] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ni xian ting da ge gei ni jie shi |
| [11:27.910] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: a? |
| [11:29.050] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: wo ba ping chang gen wo xi fu liang ge ren gou tong shao |
| [11:32.340] | ni jiu xiang jin tian wo zen me zhao wo ye xiang bu dao ta ye zhao le ge bao jie |
| [11:36.120] | ran hou wo you gu le ni zhe jiu zhao gu zhong le ni shuo zhe ke zen me ban na |
| [11:40.860] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: da ge ni sha yi si a |
| [11:42.940] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: wo ji de wo xia dan de shi hou a |
| [11:44.670] | kan dao zan men gong si you yi tiao gui ding |
| [11:46.620] | shuo shi ban xiao shi nei ke hu yao shi bu man yi de hua |
| [11:49.900] | ke yi wu tiao jian mian fei qu xiao |
| [11:52.400] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: you de |
| [11:55.710] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: o shi jian guo de hao kuai yo |
| [11:58.800] | zhuan yan jian 25 fen zhong guo qu le kuang xiao |
| [12:05.560] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: bu shi da ge ni yao shi xian zai qu xiao ding dan de hua |
| [12:07.770] | wo de qing kuang hui te bie de... gan ga |
| [12:10.900] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: bu shi guan jian wo na bian dou fu wan qian le |
| [12:13.110] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: gan ga de dian jiu zai zhe li a |
| [12:16.280] | da ge zhe shi er mei huan er le a |
| [12:18.230] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: mei huan er le |
| [12:19.290] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: na wo zuo zhe er huan yi huan xing ma |
| [12:21.260] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: sui bian huan bu zhao ji a |
| [12:23.500] | zheng hao wo qu chu fang kan kan wo gei wo xi fu yan de chou gui yu zen me yang le |
| [12:27.040] | zhu: chou gui yu shi hui zhou cai de dai biao zhi yi, ye zuo chou gui yu |
| [12:27.470] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: sha? |
| [12:28.960] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: yan de chou gui yu a |
| [12:30.390] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: chou gui yu a... |
| [12:34.890] | cong hei dai zi zhong na chu wo yi wei shi gui yu chou le ne |
| [12:40.770] | nan zhu ren na zhe gui yu jin ru chu fang |
| [12:43.770] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: cong wei sheng jian chu lai |
| [12:47.770] | za de le da jie you gen wo da ge chao jia le? |
| [12:51.200] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: mei shi man yuan wo le |
| [12:53.410] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ei bu dui a |
| [12:54.490] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: ei da mei zi ni zuo xia |
| [12:56.420] | da jie wen ni a zan men gong si you mei you yi tiao gui ding |
| [13:00.400] | shuo ke hu yao shi bu man yi de hua ke yi wu tiao jian mian fei qu xiao? |
| [13:05.590] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: you de |
| [13:09.900] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: xue nan zhu ren shi jian guo de hao kuai yo |
| [13:13.090] | zhuan yan jian 25 fen zhong yi jing guo qu le ha ha ha kuang xiao |
| [13:19.950] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: wo jia shi 20 fen zhong mian fei qu xiao za de le da jie |
| [13:24.890] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: suo yi shuo shi jian you dian lai bu ji le ma |
| [13:26.780] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: shi a |
| [13:27.550] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: ni zhua jin gan ba |
| [13:29.320] | da jie zi ji fan de cuo wu zi ji mai dan |
| [13:32.860] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: da jie ni ken ding shi gen wo da ge chao jia le shi bu shi |
| [13:36.310] | zhe yang wo bang ni shou he shou he hao bu hao |
| [13:37.620] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: bu bu bu ni shuo sha ya ni jiu bie chan huo le |
| [13:39.980] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: da jie jin tian zhe shi wo bu zhi dao hai ze ba le |
| [13:43.110] | zhi dao le wo bang ni hao hao shuo shuo bei mei wen ti de |
| [13:45.270] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: ai ya ni bie chan huo le ni gen ben jiu mei... |
| [13:47.270] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: cong chu fang chu lai ai ni zen me hai zai zhe er ne |
| [13:49.640] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: wo bu shi zuo zhe er huan yi huan ma |
| [13:51.420] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ni dou dai ban tian le mei shen me shi er ni zou bei |
| [13:53.270] | ni dan wu ren jia gan huo er |
| [13:54.840] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: da ge ni guo fen le a |
| [13:58.130] | ni you shen me hua ni bu neng hao hao shuo ma |
| [14:00.370] | ni zhe me nian wo da jie wo da jie xin li duo nan shou a |
| [14:03.140] | ni zhi dao wo da jie you duo zai yi ni ma |
| [14:12.620] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: zai yi ni dui wo de ping jia |
| [14:15.670] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ni zhi dao wo da jie you duo zhen xi ni ma |
| [14:20.750] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: zhen xi ni gei wo de zhe ci ji hui |
| [14:23.480] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ni zhi dao wo da jie you duo zi ze ma |
| [14:28.320] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: chou gui yu bu gai reng a |
| [14:34.970] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: da ge da jie la zhu liang ren de shou |
| [14:38.260] | ba liang ren de shou fang zai yi qi liang ge ren zui zhong yao de jiu shi xiang hu li jie |
| [14:45.280] | bao jie yuan 1 yu yan shen me dou bu yong shuo |
| [14:47.770] | nan zhu ren yu yan emmmm bao jie yuan 2 yao tou |
| [14:53.780] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: ta de yi si shi shuo wo men yao hu xiang li jie |
| [14:57.400] | ran hou san ge ren yi qi shou la zhuo shou ba zhe ge shi qing zuo hao |
| [15:02.170] | jia you! ye! |
| [15:04.280] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ye! |
| [15:08.810] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ni lia gan sha ne |
| [15:10.810] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: da ge zhe ge shi er wo neng gen ni jie shi qing chu a |
| [15:12.840] | da mei zi zhe yang ni na zhe qian ni xian zou |
| [15:14.380] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: bu shi wo zen me neng zou ne |
| [15:15.230] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: bu shi wo rang ni zou ni nian ren jia zou gan ma ya |
| [15:17.290] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: bu shi |
| [15:17.520] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ta zou wo jiu zou! |
| [15:21.530] | da ge ya wo cong lai mei jian guo su zhi xiang ni zhe me cha de ya |
| [15:25.560] | zhe yang a jin tian zhe huo er wo bu gan le |
| [15:27.770] | wo yao rang ni yi shi dao ta de zhong yao xing |
| [15:30.230] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: bu shi wo gao su ni wo shi hua qian qing ni lai de a |
| [15:32.990] | wo shi xiao fei zhe ni shi fu wu zhe ni zen me gen wo shuo hua ne |
| [15:36.110] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: shi wo shi yi ge fu wu zhe |
| [15:37.900] | dan shi dui yu ren pin bu hao de ren wo you ju jue wei ta fu wu de quan li! |
| [15:41.180] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: wo zen me zhao ni le wo jiu ren pin bu hao a |
| [15:43.230] | ni kan ni jian suan ke bo de yang |
| [15:44.450] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ai ya ma ya wo jian suan ke bo ma |
| [15:45.950] | wo jiu you dian diao yan zhi yan jing xiang shang xie wo jian suan ke bo ma |
| [15:49.700] | chao jia zhong... |
| [15:50.670] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: neng bu neng ba dian hua fang xia dong bu dong jiu tou su tou su |
| [15:54.460] | shen me fu wu zhe xiao fei zhe |
| [15:56.880] | wo men san ge zhi zhong |
| [15:58.760] | wo ji shi fu wu zhe xiang dui yu nan zhu ren you shi xiao fei zhe xiang dui yu bao jie yuan 2 |
| [16:04.800] | dui nan zhu ren shuo na ge ta bu shi ni xi fu gu de |
| [16:07.810] | dui bao jie yuan 2 shuo wo ye bu shi ta xi fu |
| [16:09.250] | dui nan zhu ren shuo ta gu de wo |
| [16:10.360] | dui bao jie yuan 2 shuo wo gu de ni |
| [16:13.140] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: na wai rui gu de Very good shui a |
| [16:15.480] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: wai rui Very? gu de mao ning Good morning ba |
| [16:20.990] | dui nan zhu ren shuo da ge shi zhe me hui shi er |
| [16:23.000] | zao shang qi lai wo ge bo teng xiang guo lai rang nin qu xiao yi xia ding dan |
| [16:26.410] | jie guo yi shang lai nin jiu shi yi dun tou su a |
| [16:28.910] | qing ji zhi xia wo jiu na qi ding dan gu le ta |
| [16:31.540] | zhe shi er gen ren jia yi dian guan xi dou mei you a |
| [16:33.480] | ni yao tou su tou su wo bie tou su ta |
| [16:35.930] | dan shi da ge bu guan ni tou bu tou su wo bao zheng 5 dian zhi qian ba huo er gei ni gan wan |
| [16:39.360] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: hao |
| [16:39.920] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: hai you da ge wo xiang gen ni shuo liang ju |
| [16:42.200] | ni kan ha tou su shi ni zuo wei xiao fei zhe zheng chang de wei quan shou duan |
| [16:46.930] | dan jue bu shi nin wu li yao qiu fu wu ren yuan de guan yong ji liang? |
| [16:53.630] | hai you da mei zi gen ni shuo liang ju bei |
| [16:55.970] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: ni shuo |
| [16:57.180] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: yi ge fu wu ren yuan hao hao gan huo de le bei |
| [17:00.070] | yi tian dao wan jing xia cai yi ju mei cai dui a |
| [17:04.190] | bao jie yuan 2 dian tou tong yi |
| [17:06.490] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: ni shuo ni men lia zhe shi gan ma ya |
| [17:09.230] | zan men zhe zui kai shi bu shi you wu hui ma |
| [17:11.310] | xian zai wu hui shuo kai le na zi ran jiu mei shi le |
| [17:13.950] | fang xin a ni men lia de qian wo zhao gei |
| [17:16.550] | zhe ge huo er zan men san ge ren yi qi gan! |
| [17:19.740] | bao jie yuan 1 bao jie yuan 2: hao! |
| [17:20.860] | bao jie yuan 2 zhang xiao fei: wo lai shou shi zhe er |
| [17:21.500] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: na wo shou shi zhe er a |
| [17:23.080] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: lai bang wo tai yi xia zhe ge gang wan |
| [17:25.090] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: wo lai |
| [17:25.960] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: bu bu bu ni ge bo teng ma bu shi |
| [17:27.570] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: zhe zhi mei wen ti |
| [17:28.380] | yong you ge bo shi jin tai qi fang na er? |
| [17:32.160] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: lao mei er ni ting you jin na |
| [17:33.770] | bao jie yuan 1 jia ling: zhe bu zen me chen |
| [17:35.400] | nan zhu ren xu jun cong: guan jian wo zhe shi lian zhe de ni gei wo nong bai xia lai la |
| [17:40.110] | bao jie yuan 1 jiang gang wan xiao xin fang hui |
| [00:02.700] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: qīn ài de guān zhòng péng yǒu men dà jiā guò nián hǎo |
| [00:06.130] | wǒ zhōng yú dāng shàng jīn pái bǎo jié le |
| [00:10.330] | xiàn zài a wǒ de shì yè shì gàn dé fēng shēng shuǐ qǐ |
| [00:13.890] | dàn shì jīn tiān wǒ de shēn tǐ chū xiàn le yì diǎn xiǎo wèn tí |
| [00:17.690] | zhè zhǐ gē bó zuǒ zhī cóng zǎo shàng yī zhí téng dào xiàn zài shǐ bù shàng jìn |
| [00:21.940] | wǒ yí dù huái yí shì wǒ bái tiān gān huó lèi de |
| [00:25.530] | hòu lái dài fū gěi wǒ què zhěn le shuō shì wǒ wǎn shàng shuì jiào yà de |
| [00:30.970] | gèng yào mìng de shì wǒ hòu miàn hái yǒu yī dān huó ér méi gàn wán ne |
| [00:33.670] | wǒ xiàn zài gǎn jǐn guò qù gēn gù zhǔ shāng liáng yī xià |
| [00:35.910] | ràng tā bǎ dìng dān qǔ xiāo dàn shì qiān wàn bié tóu sù wǒ |
| [00:39.700] | xī wàng yī qiè shùn lì jiā yóu! |
| [00:46.120] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: éi lái le! |
| [00:52.890] | bǎo jié yuán jiǎ líng: nǐ hǎo wǒ shì nín gù de bǎo jié yuán xiǎo jiǎ |
| [00:55.140] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: lái kuài qǐng jìn |
| [00:57.280] | lái nǐ kàn xià zhè wū yí gè xiǎo shí néng bù néng shōu shí wán |
| [01:01.210] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: zhèng cháng qíng kuàng xià méi wèn tí |
| [01:02.760] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: tài hǎo le |
| [01:03.650] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: dàn shì dà gē wǒ xiǎng gēn nín shāng liáng diǎn shì ér a |
| [01:06.150] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: a nǐ shuō |
| [01:07.110] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: wǒ jīn tiān zǎo shàng qǐ lái de shí hòu a wǒ zhè zhǐ gē bó ya |
| [01:10.010] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: shāo děng shāo děng jiē gè diàn huà a |
| [01:11.790] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: hǎo |
| [01:13.960] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: jiē diàn huà wèi nǐ hǎo |
| [01:15.680] | duì wǒ yào tóu sù nǐ men shàng wǔ nà gè bǎo jié |
| [01:18.940] | dào le wǒ men jiā zhī hòu kàn wǒ men jiā tài luàn bù xiǎng gàn huó |
| [01:22.470] | zhǎo gè lǐ yóu shuō gē bó téng hái shì shuì jiào gěi yà de |
| [01:26.740] | nǐ bù gēn wǒ chě ne ma |
| [01:28.700] | duì tóu sù tā hǎo le |
| [01:33.650] | nǐ shén me shì ér lái zhe |
| [01:35.330] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: wǒ... méi shén me shì ér le |
| [01:40.690] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: méi shì ér jiù hǎo |
| [01:42.110] | hái yǒu a lái nǐ kàn zhè gè yōu huì quàn shàng xiě zhe" mǎn liǎng bǎi jiǎn yī bǎi" |
| [01:46.360] | nà wǒ zài gěi nǐ yī bǎi jiù xíng shì ba |
| [01:47.800] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: dà gē zhè ér kě néng shì bù xíng a |
| [01:49.950] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nà wèi shí me ya |
| [01:50.930] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: nǐ kàn a |
| [01:51.620] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: bú shì lǎo mèi nǐ kàn a |
| [01:53.240] | zhè shàng miàn shì bú shì xiě zhe" mǎn liǎng bǎi jiǎn yī bǎi" |
| [01:56.020] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: shì |
| [01:56.910] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nǐ men gōng sī shōu shí yī cì shì bú shì liǎng bǎi yuán |
| [01:59.040] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: shì |
| [01:59.980] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nà zhè yōu huì quàn shàng xiě dé míng míng bái bái de zěn me dào nǐ zhè ér wǒ jiù yòng bù liǎo ne |
| [02:04.650] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: yīn wèi zhè bú shì wǒ men jiā gōng sī yōu huì quàn |
| [02:08.720] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: bù hǎo yì sī a gān gà le |
| [02:10.600] | hǎo liǎng bǎi jiù liǎng bǎi |
| [02:12.040] | wǒ ya xiàn zài gǎn jǐn qù jī chǎng jiē wǒ nǚ péng yǒu |
| [02:14.680] | nǐ yí dìng yào gǎn zài wǒ men liǎ huí lái zhī qián bǎ wū gěi wǒ shōu shí hǎo |
| [02:17.680] | yào bù rán nǐ xiǎo xīn wǒ tóu sù nǐ a |
| [02:19.250] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: wǒ bǎo zhèng wán chéng rèn wù |
| [02:21.540] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: zhè jiù duì le! dǎ xià bǎo jié yuán de zuǒ gē bó zǒu la |
| [02:23.890] | zǒu chū jiā mén |
| [02:24.740] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: bài bài |
| [02:30.690] | zhè bù wéi nán rén ma zhè huó ér kě zěn me gàn a |
| [02:43.970] | wǒ gù tā men dé le xiào |
| [02:51.160] | dǎ diàn huà wèi nǐ hǎo qǐng wèn shì ā nà bǎo jié gōng sī ma |
| [02:56.530] | ó ē nuó a |
| [03:00.090] | nà gè wǒ xiǎng gù gè bǎo jié yuán ya néng mǎ shàng lái de nà zhǒng |
| [03:03.110] | hǎo hǎo hǎo jí xiáng rén jiā 101 dān yuán 101 |
| [03:06.030] | yuè kuài yuè hǎo a hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo guà diàn huà |
| [03:08.950] | āi yā tā men jiā yōu huì wán shì yī bǎi wǒ hái néng shèng yī bǎi |
| [03:15.510] | shì shuí shuō piào liàng de nǚ hái méi dà nǎo zhǐ dǒng de ài měi hé shǎ xiào |
| [03:21.080] | kuáng xiào bìng tǎng zài shā fā shàng |
| [03:30.170] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: jìn mén shuì xǐng le? |
| [03:31.860] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: qǐ lái bú shì dà gē wǒ méi shuì |
| [03:33.490] | wǒ wǒ zhī suǒ yǐ tǎng zài zhè ér wǒ shì yīn wèi wǒ... |
| [03:36.520] | wǒ xiǎng kàn kàn tiān péng yòng bù yòng cā yī cā |
| [03:40.310] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: kàn shà tiān péng ne dì hái méi cā ne nǐ xiān bǎ dì cā le ya |
| [03:44.350] | nǐ hái kàn tiān péng nǐ shì tiān péng yuán shuài a |
| [03:48.660] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: dà gē nǐ zǎ huí lái le ne |
| [03:50.090] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nǐ bié tí le wǒ zhè dào lóu xià fā xiàn wǒ chē yào shi wàng dài le |
| [03:52.820] | wǒ gǎn jǐn zhǎo yī zhǎo |
| [03:53.660] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: āi yā nà nǐ dé zhuā diǎn jǐn le ya |
| [03:55.220] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: wǒ lái bù jí le wǒ zǒu le a |
| [03:56.370] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: yī huì ér sǎo zi dào le nǐ jiù má fán le mén líng hǎo |
| [03:58.040] | nán zhǔ rén kāi mén |
| [04:02.440] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: jū gōng nín hǎo qǐng wèn shì nǐ men jiā jiào de bǎo jié ma |
| [04:06.700] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: bú shì nǐ qù duì mén wèn wèn a yù guān mén |
| [04:08.070] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: éi éi éi éi dà gē zhè shì bú shì 101 dān yuán 101 |
| [04:12.350] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: shì a |
| [04:12.880] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: nà jiù shì nǐ jiā jiào de méi cuò |
| [04:14.450] | nǐ kàn wǒ zhè yǒu dìng dān ná chū shǒu jī gěi nán zhǔ rén kàn |
| [04:16.760] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: hái zhēn shì wǒ men jiā?! |
| [04:17.900] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: éi |
| [04:19.210] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nà zhè shì zěn me huí shì ne dīng zhe bǎo jié yuán 1 |
| [04:23.880] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: nǐ shà yì sī ya |
| [04:25.890] | nǐ shuō wǒ hái zài zhè ér ne nǐ hái yòu zhǎo yí gè |
| [04:28.810] | nǐ xìn bù guò wǒ ya |
| [04:30.960] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: bú shì wǒ zhǎo de |
| [04:33.350] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: bú shì nǐ zhǎo de nǐ ràng wǒ gēn tā gōu tōng wǒ gēn tā shuō a |
| [04:36.860] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: hǎo hǎo |
| [04:37.560] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: nà gè dà mèi zǐ a jiā lǐ yǒu rén gàn huó le |
| [04:40.410] | nǐ shì bú shì nòng cuò le zhǎ yǎn àn shì |
| [04:43.670] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: àn shì shī bài wǒ bú huì nòng cuò de wǒ zhè ér yǒu dìng dān |
| [04:45.840] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: shà dìng dān a nǐ huí qù chá yī chá |
| [04:48.450] | nǐ yào shì chá bù míng bái de huà nǐ dào shí hòu bù xíng de huà |
| [04:51.070] | nǐ xiǎng yī xiǎng nǐ dào shí hòu kàn yī kàn nǐ yī huì ér zài huí lái guān mén |
| [04:59.380] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: hái shì nǚ rén zhī jiān hǎo gōu tōng |
| [05:01.270] | wǒ lái bù jí le wǒ zǒu le a nǐ zhuā jǐn shí jiān gàn huó ér |
| [05:03.500] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo nǐ fàng xīn ba |
| [05:05.530] | nǐ shuō zhè shì ér chě dé |
| [05:08.610] | dǎ diàn huà wèi éi nǐ hǎo |
| [05:11.060] | wǒ hái shì jí xiáng rén jiā 101 dān yuán 101 ya |
| [05:14.570] | gāng cái fā shēng le yī xiē... wǒ yě shuō bù qīng chǔ de xiǎo zhuàng kuàng |
| [05:19.260] | nà gè bǎo jié yuán nǐ néng ràng tā zài huí lái yī tàng ma |
| [05:22.280] | hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo guà diàn huà |
| [05:26.010] | wǒ xiān gàn dé le bié děng tā le ná qǐ zhuō shàng de wǎn kuài shōu shí |
| [05:28.060] | āi yā zhè wū ràng tā gěi zao de ya zhēn shì zhù: zao wèi běi fāng huà |
| [05:35.130] | wǒ zěn me hái bǎ tā gěi èn kāi le ne zhǐ huǒ guō |
| [05:36.860] | èn zěn me hái guān bù shàng le ne |
| [05:42.490] | zhè zěn me bàn ne ná zhe wǎn kuài zuò zài shā fā shàng |
| [05:45.340] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: wǒ jìn mén |
| [05:46.940] | ........ |
| [05:54.480] | shuàn shàng le? |
| [05:55.810] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: bú shì dà gē nǐ wù huì le |
| [05:58.110] | wǒ wǒ wǒ gāng gāng zài zhè ér cā zhuō zi ne |
| [05:59.820] | wǒ bù zhī dào zěn me huí shì wǒ jiù bǎ tā gěi èn kāi le |
| [06:01.870] | rán hòu zhè dōng xī kě néng shì huài le sǐ huó yě guān bù shàng le bù xìn nǐ kàn hā |
| [06:05.410] | dī de yī shēng guān shàng le |
| [06:10.730] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: guān shàng le... |
| [06:12.670] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: wǒ yào bú shì shàng lóu ná shǒu jī wǒ dōu kàn bù zháo zhè yī mù a |
| [06:15.720] | bú shì shí jiān dōu zhè me zhāo jí le wǒ zěn me méi gǎn jué nǐ yào gàn huó ne |
| [06:19.120] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: bú shì dà gē nǐ zhēn wù huì... mén líng |
| [06:21.690] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: děng wǒ yī huì ér shuō nǐ a kāi mén |
| [06:25.350] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: dà gē yòu shì wǒ |
| [06:27.360] | wǒ zài yī cì huí lái nǐ yǒu méi yǒu shén me huà xiǎng yào duì wǒ shuō ne |
| [06:31.490] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nǐ yào shì gǎn zài lái yī cì wǒ jiù ràng nǐ jiē shòu fǎ lǜ de zhì cái |
| [06:37.770] | duì bǎo jié yuán 1 shuō wǒ yào bú yào bào jǐng a |
| [06:39.120] | wǒ jiā shì bú shì bèi rén dīng shàng le |
| [06:40.520] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: méi nà me yán zhòng dà gē |
| [06:41.790] | nǐ xiàn zài de rèn wù shì gǎn jǐn qù jiē sǎo zi |
| [06:43.880] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: ó duì shǒu jī shǒu jī shǒu jī |
| [06:45.980] | wǒ zǒu le a lái bù jí le |
| [06:47.130] | nǐ kuài diǎn gàn huó a |
| [06:48.460] | dòng qǐ lái |
| [06:49.230] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: dòng qǐ lái |
| [06:50.060] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: éi duì la zǒu chū jiā mén |
| [06:53.820] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: dǎ diàn huà wèi nǐ hǎo |
| [06:56.160] | wǒ hái shì jí xiáng rén jiā 101 dān yuán 101 |
| [07:00.170] | gāng cái nà gè bǎo jié yuán nǐ néng ràng tā... zài huí lái yī tàng ma |
| [07:04.690] | |
| [07:08.590] | nǐ mà de duì |
| [07:10.820] | āi yā méi yǒu shuō yào shuí jiē shòu fǎ lǜ de zhì cái |
| [07:14.730] | tā shuō de shì nà gè... jiā lǐ tài luàn le bǐ jiào mái tài zhù: běi fāng huà, zhǐ bù gān jìng |
| [07:22.220] | xíng xíng xíng néng huí lái jiù xíng hǎo hǎo hǎo guà diàn huà |
| [07:25.960] | mén líng lái le lái le |
| [07:31.410] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: kāi mén kuài jìn lái kuài jìn lái lā zhe bǎo jié yuán 2 |
| [07:35.800] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: zhèng tuō kāi dà jiě nín hǎo |
| [07:37.270] | jìn wū zhī qián wǒ xiǎng mào mèi dì gēn nín què rèn yī xià |
| [07:40.520] | shì nín jiā jiào de bǎo jié ba |
| [07:42.850] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: què rèn wú wù wǒ jiào de |
| [07:44.920] | kuài jìn lái |
| [07:46.590] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: jìn wū dà jiě ya |
| [07:47.870] | gěi nǐ jiā gàn huó gǎn jué wǒ zì jǐ jiù xiàng dà yǔ yí yàng |
| [07:51.300] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: shà yì sī? |
| [07:52.780] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: zhēn shì sān guò jiā mén ér bù ràng jìn a |
| [07:57.170] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: bào qiàn a gāng cái chū xiàn le yì diǎn xiǎo wèn tí wǒ gēn nǐ jiě shì yī xià a |
| [08:01.020] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: dà jiě shén me dōu bù yòng shuō le |
| [08:03.420] | qí shí a wǒ zǎo jiù kàn míng bái shì zěn me huí shì le |
| [08:06.510] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: kàn míng bái le? |
| [08:08.110] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: wǒ zhè me gēn nǐ shuō ba wǒ gàn bǎo jié zhè yī xíng zhè me jiǔ a |
| [08:11.870] | shén me rén shén me shì ér wǒ zhǐ yào yī dā yǎn jiù néng kàn qīng chǔ |
| [08:15.410] | āi yā wǒ jiù shì bù shuō |
| [08:16.660] | wǒ dàn fán shuō de huà zhè gè zhǔn què lǜ |
| [08:18.570] | bú shì 100 nà yě shì 99 |
| [08:22.430] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: nà nǐ shuō yī shuō bei |
| [08:26.130] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: shǒu xiān |
| [08:27.180] | nǐ men liǎ shì liǎng kǒu zi |
| [08:30.090] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: a? |
| [08:30.780] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: wǒ shuō de méi cuò ba |
| [08:32.620] | bù guò bié zháo jí jīng yà tīng wǒ jì xù shuō wán a |
| [08:36.120] | nǐ jiā ne shì wǒ dà gē zhǔ wài nǐ zhǔ nèi |
| [08:39.600] | píng shí jiā wù huó dōu shì nǐ lái gàn |
| [08:41.780] | dàn shì jīn tiān yóu yú nǐ de yǎn jīng chū le yī xiē wèn tí |
| [08:45.630] | yú shì nǐ xiǎng zhǎo gè bǎo jié lái bāng nǐ fēn dān yī xià |
| [08:48.430] | gāng cái zhèng dāng wǒ jìn mén de shí hòu |
| [08:50.150] | méi xiǎng dào yù dào le yào chū mén de dà gē |
| [08:52.070] | nǐ dāng zhe wǒ dà gē de miàn nǐ bù gǎn shuō shì nǐ zhǎo de bǎo jié |
| [08:54.740] | suǒ yǐ wǒ lái de shí hòu nǐ sǐ huó bù chéng rèn shì nǐ zhǎo de wǒ |
| [08:58.710] | yǒu yī jù cuò ma |
| [09:04.400] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: dà mèi zǐ nǐ de zhè duàn fēn xī kě yǐ shuō shì... |
| [09:08.880] | wú xiè kě jī |
| [09:10.630] | zán zhuā jǐn shí jiān gàn huó a |
| [09:12.220] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: dà jiě dà jiě nà nǐ dé ràng wǒ shuō yī jù a |
| [09:14.640] | nǐ bù néng yīn wèi nǐ de cuò wù nǐ fǎn fù liū wǒ hǎo jǐ huí a |
| [09:18.370] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: zhè gè shì ér què shí shì dà jiě bú duì |
| [09:20.900] | wèi le biǎo dá qiàn yì |
| [09:22.870] | nǐ men shì yào yī bǎi yuán shì ba |
| [09:24.720] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: shì a |
| [09:25.790] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: nà zhè yàng shǒu shēn jìn kù dài |
| [09:26.650] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: yā yā yā yā ya |
| [09:27.940] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: tīng dà jiě de |
| [09:29.880] | shù qián yī bǎi de huà wèi le biǎo dá qiàn yì hā |
| [09:33.370] | shǔ chū zuì hòu yī zhāng yī bǎi yuán dà jiě bǎ yī bǎi" xiān" gěi nǐ |
| [09:37.490] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: dà jiě a nǐ wèi le biǎo dá qiàn yì |
| [09:40.090] | nǐ gěi yī bǎi yī shí yě suàn biǎo dá qiàn yì a |
| [09:42.910] | nǐ bǎ yī bǎi" xiān" gěi wǒ |
| [09:45.170] | nà nǐ zhè gè qiàn yì shì bú shì qiàn diǎn yì sī a |
| [09:50.520] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: zhè gè qián nǐ ná zhe |
| [09:52.480] | huó ér wǒ gēn nǐ yì qǐ gàn xíng bù xíng |
| [09:55.180] | nǐ shōu shí kè tīng wǒ qù shōu shí chú fáng |
| [09:57.060] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: méi wèn tí |
| [09:57.630] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: hǎo hǎo hǎo gǎn jǐn de a jìn rù chú fáng |
| [10:00.070] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: kàn zhe zá luàn wú zhāng de zhuō miàn āi yā yào shì wǒ xuǎn chú fáng hǎo le |
| [10:04.510] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: jìn mén a bù hǎo yì sī a zǒu cuò le duì bù qǐ |
| [10:07.190] | āi yā bú duì a zhè shì wǒ jiā a |
| [10:09.980] | zhǐ zhe bǎo jié yuán 2 nǐ shì bú shì bī wǒ bào jǐng a nǐ tāo chū shǒu jī |
| [10:11.690] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: bù bù dà gē dà gē dà gē wù huì wù huì wù huì |
| [10:13.790] | wǒ gēn nǐ shí huà shí shuō ba |
| [10:15.530] | qí shí a shì nǐ jiā dà jiě gù de wǒ |
| [10:18.600] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: shuí? |
| [10:19.580] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: nín ài rén |
| [10:21.010] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: wǒ xí fù wài ruì Very a |
| [10:22.710] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: wǒ yě bù zhī dào jiào shà míng a |
| [10:25.100] | nà jiù shì wǒ xí fù wài ruì Very la |
| [10:28.030] | a wài ruì gù de Very good |
| [10:34.110] | dàn shì wǒ yě gù le yí gè a nà zhè gù zhòng le zěn me bàn a |
| [10:37.180] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: a nǐ yě gù le yí gè a |
| [10:38.460] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: a |
| [10:39.070] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: nà dà gē nǐ kàn zhè yàng ba |
| [10:40.700] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nǐ shuō |
| [10:40.840] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: yào bù nǐ bǎ nǐ nà gè tuì le ba |
| [10:42.780] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: bú shì nǐ zhè bù hé shì rén jiā lái de shí jiān bǐ nǐ zhǎng a |
| [10:46.780] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: dà gē tā lái de shí jiān suī rán bǐ wǒ zhǎng |
| [10:50.060] | dàn tā lái de cì shù kěn dìng méi wǒ duō a |
| [10:53.640] | ér qiě zài yí gè wǒ zhè biān yǐ jīng fù wán qián le |
| [10:56.990] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nà wǒ jiù bǎ tā gěi tuì le |
| [10:58.230] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: nà xíng dà gē zhè yàng a |
| [10:59.930] | wǒ xiān qù gěi nǐ shōu shí zhè gè wèi shēng jiān a |
| [11:02.170] | yīn wèi nǐ zhè kè tīng wǒ shì zài méi xiǎng hǎo cóng nǎ ér xià shǒu a |
| [11:06.780] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: cóng chú fáng chū lái shǒu lǐ ná zhe gè dà hēi dài zi āi yā |
| [11:07.790] | zhè gè chú fáng nòng de zhè gè luàn a |
| [11:12.860] | kàn dào nán zhǔ rén luàn zhōng yǒu xù a |
| [11:16.680] | dà gē nǐ zǎ yòu huí lái le |
| [11:18.650] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: a a wǒ xí fù de fēi jī wǎn diǎn le |
| [11:21.150] | rán hòu wǒ zài jiā lǐ děng yī huì r zài guò qù jiē tā |
| [11:24.020] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: nà dà gē wǒ gěi nǐ jiě shì yī xià a |
| [11:25.640] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: dà mèi zǐ |
| [11:26.080] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: wǒ jīn tiān... |
| [11:26.480] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nǐ xiān tīng dà gē gěi nǐ jiě shì |
| [11:27.910] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: a? |
| [11:29.050] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: wǒ ba píng cháng gēn wǒ xí fù liǎng gè rén gōu tōng shǎo |
| [11:32.340] | nǐ jiù xiàng jīn tiān wǒ zěn me zhāo wǒ yě xiǎng bú dào tā yě zhǎo le gè bǎo jié |
| [11:36.120] | rán hòu wǒ yòu gù le nǐ zhè jiù zhǎo gù zhòng le nǐ shuō zhè kě zěn me bàn nà |
| [11:40.860] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: dà gē nǐ shà yì sī a |
| [11:42.940] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: wǒ jì de wǒ xià dān de shí hòu a |
| [11:44.670] | kàn dào zán men gōng sī yǒu yī tiáo guī dìng |
| [11:46.620] | shuō shì bàn xiǎo shí nèi kè hù yào shì bù mǎn yì de huà |
| [11:49.900] | kě yǐ wú tiáo jiàn miǎn fèi qǔ xiāo |
| [11:52.400] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: yǒu de |
| [11:55.710] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: ó shí jiān guò de hǎo kuài yō |
| [11:58.800] | zhuǎn yǎn jiān 25 fēn zhōng guò qù le kuáng xiào |
| [12:05.560] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: bú shì dà gē nǐ yào shì xiàn zài qǔ xiāo dìng dān de huà |
| [12:07.770] | wǒ de qíng kuàng huì tè bié de... gān gà |
| [12:10.900] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: bú shì guān jiàn wǒ nà biān dōu fù wán qián le |
| [12:13.110] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: gān gà de diǎn jiù zài zhè lǐ a |
| [12:16.280] | dà gē zhè shì ér méi huǎn ér le a |
| [12:18.230] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: méi huǎn ér le |
| [12:19.290] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: nà wǒ zuò zhè ér huǎn yī huǎn xíng ma |
| [12:21.260] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: suí biàn huǎn bù zháo jí a |
| [12:23.500] | zhèng hǎo wǒ qù chú fáng kàn kàn wǒ gěi wǒ xí fù yān de chòu guì yú zěn me yàng le |
| [12:27.040] | zhù: chòu guì yú shì huī zhōu cài de dài biǎo zhī yī, yě zuò chòu guì yú |
| [12:27.470] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: shà? |
| [12:28.960] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: yān de chòu guì yú a |
| [12:30.390] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: chòu guì yú a... |
| [12:34.890] | cóng hēi dài zi zhōng ná chū wǒ yǐ wéi shì guì yú chòu le ne |
| [12:40.770] | nán zhǔ rén ná zhe guì yú jìn rù chú fáng |
| [12:43.770] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: cóng wèi shēng jiān chū lái |
| [12:47.770] | zǎ de le dà jiě yòu gēn wǒ dà gē chǎo jià le? |
| [12:51.200] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: méi shì mán yuàn wǒ le |
| [12:53.410] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: éi bú duì a |
| [12:54.490] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: éi dà mèi zǐ nǐ zuò xià |
| [12:56.420] | dà jiě wèn nǐ a zán men gōng sī yǒu méi yǒu yī tiáo guī dìng |
| [13:00.400] | shuō kè hù yào shì bù mǎn yì de huà kě yǐ wú tiáo jiàn miǎn fèi qǔ xiāo? |
| [13:05.590] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: yǒu de |
| [13:09.900] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: xué nán zhǔ rén shí jiān guò de hǎo kuài yō |
| [13:13.090] | zhuǎn yǎn jiān 25 fēn zhōng yǐ jīng guò qù le hā hā hā kuáng xiào |
| [13:19.950] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: wǒ jiā shì 20 fēn zhōng miǎn fèi qǔ xiāo zǎ de le dà jiě |
| [13:24.890] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: suǒ yǐ shuō shí jiān yǒu diǎn lái bù jí le ma |
| [13:26.780] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: shì a |
| [13:27.550] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: nǐ zhuā jǐn gàn ba |
| [13:29.320] | dà jiě zì jǐ fàn de cuò wù zì jǐ mǎi dān |
| [13:32.860] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: dà jiě nǐ kěn dìng shì gēn wǒ dà gē chǎo jià le shì bú shì |
| [13:36.310] | zhè yàng wǒ bāng nǐ shōu hé shōu hé hǎo bù hǎo |
| [13:37.620] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: bù bù bù nǐ shuō shà ya nǐ jiù bié chān huo le |
| [13:39.980] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: dà jiě jīn tiān zhè shì wǒ bù zhī dào hái zé bà le |
| [13:43.110] | zhī dào le wǒ bāng nǐ hǎo hǎo shuō shuō bei méi wèn tí de |
| [13:45.270] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: āi yā nǐ bié chān huo le nǐ gēn běn jiù méi... |
| [13:47.270] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: cóng chú fáng chū lái āi nǐ zěn me hái zài zhè ér ne |
| [13:49.640] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: wǒ bú shì zuò zhè ér huǎn yī huǎn ma |
| [13:51.420] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nǐ dōu dāi bàn tiān le méi shén me shì ér nǐ zǒu bei |
| [13:53.270] | nǐ dān wù rén jiā gàn huó ér |
| [13:54.840] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: dà gē nǐ guò fèn le a |
| [13:58.130] | nǐ yǒu shén me huà nǐ bù néng hǎo hǎo shuō ma |
| [14:00.370] | nǐ zhè me niǎn wǒ dà jiě wǒ dà jiě xīn lǐ duō nàn shòu a |
| [14:03.140] | nǐ zhī dào wǒ dà jiě yǒu duō zài yì nǐ ma |
| [14:12.620] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: zài yì nǐ duì wǒ de píng jià |
| [14:15.670] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: nǐ zhī dào wǒ dà jiě yǒu duō zhēn xī nǐ ma |
| [14:20.750] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: zhēn xī nǐ gěi wǒ de zhè cì jī huì |
| [14:23.480] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: nǐ zhī dào wǒ dà jiě yǒu duō zì zé ma |
| [14:28.320] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: chòu guì yú bù gāi rēng a |
| [14:34.970] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: dà gē dà jiě lā zhù liǎng rén de shǒu |
| [14:38.260] | bǎ liǎng rén de shǒu fàng zài yì qǐ liǎng gè rén zuì zhòng yào de jiù shì xiāng hù lǐ jiě |
| [14:45.280] | bǎo jié yuán 1 yù yán shén me dōu bù yòng shuō |
| [14:47.770] | nán zhǔ rén yù yán emmmm bǎo jié yuán 2 yáo tóu |
| [14:53.780] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: tā de yì sī shì shuō wǒ men yào hù xiāng lǐ jiě |
| [14:57.400] | rán hòu sān ge rén yì qǐ shǒu lā zhuó shǒu bǎ zhè gè shì qíng zuò hǎo |
| [15:02.170] | jiā yóu! yé! |
| [15:04.280] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: yé! |
| [15:08.810] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nǐ liǎ gàn shà ne |
| [15:10.810] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: dà gē zhè gè shì ér wǒ néng gēn nǐ jiě shì qīng chǔ a |
| [15:12.840] | dà mèi zǐ zhè yàng nǐ ná zhe qián nǐ xiān zǒu |
| [15:14.380] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: bú shì wǒ zěn me néng zǒu ne |
| [15:15.230] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: bú shì wǒ ràng nǐ zǒu nǐ niǎn rén jiā zǒu gàn ma ya |
| [15:17.290] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: bú shì |
| [15:17.520] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: tā zǒu wǒ jiù zǒu! |
| [15:21.530] | dà gē ya wǒ cóng lái méi jiàn guò sù zhì xiàng nǐ zhè me chà de ya |
| [15:25.560] | zhè yàng a jīn tiān zhè huó ér wǒ bù gàn le |
| [15:27.770] | wǒ yào ràng nǐ yì shí dào tā de zhòng yào xìng |
| [15:30.230] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: bú shì wǒ gào sù nǐ wǒ shì huā qián qǐng nǐ lái de a |
| [15:32.990] | wǒ shì xiāo fèi zhě nǐ shì fú wù zhě nǐ zěn me gēn wǒ shuō huà ne |
| [15:36.110] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: shì wǒ shì yí gè fú wù zhě |
| [15:37.900] | dàn shì duì yú rén pǐn bù hǎo de rén wǒ yǒu jù jué wèi tā fú wù de quán lì! |
| [15:41.180] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: wǒ zěn me zhāo nǐ le wǒ jiù rén pǐn bù hǎo a |
| [15:43.230] | nǐ kàn nǐ jiān suān kè bó de yàng |
| [15:44.450] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: āi yā mā ya wǒ jiān suān kè bó ma |
| [15:45.950] | wǒ jiù yǒu diǎn diào yǎn zhǐ yǎn jīng xiàng shàng xié wǒ jiān suān kè bó ma |
| [15:49.700] | chǎo jià zhōng... |
| [15:50.670] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: néng bù néng bǎ diàn huà fàng xià dòng bù dòng jiù tóu sù tóu sù |
| [15:54.460] | shén me fú wù zhě xiāo fèi zhě |
| [15:56.880] | wǒ men sān ge zhī zhōng |
| [15:58.760] | wǒ jì shì fú wù zhě xiāng duì yú nán zhǔ rén yòu shì xiāo fèi zhě xiāng duì yú bǎo jié yuán 2 |
| [16:04.800] | duì nán zhǔ rén shuō nà gè tā bú shì nǐ xí fù gù de |
| [16:07.810] | duì bǎo jié yuán 2 shuō wǒ yě bú shì tā xí fù |
| [16:09.250] | duì nán zhǔ rén shuō tā gù de wǒ |
| [16:10.360] | duì bǎo jié yuán 2 shuō wǒ gù de nǐ |
| [16:13.140] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: nà wài ruì gù de Very good shuí a |
| [16:15.480] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: wài ruì Very? gù de máo níng Good morning ba |
| [16:20.990] | duì nán zhǔ rén shuō dà gē shì zhè me huí shì ér |
| [16:23.000] | zǎo shàng qǐ lái wǒ gē bó téng xiǎng guò lái ràng nín qǔ xiāo yī xià dìng dān |
| [16:26.410] | jié guǒ yī shàng lái nín jiù shì yī dùn tóu sù a |
| [16:28.910] | qíng jí zhī xià wǒ jiù ná qǐ dìng dān gù le tā |
| [16:31.540] | zhè shì ér gēn rén jiā yì diǎn guān xì dōu méi yǒu a |
| [16:33.480] | nǐ yào tóu sù tóu sù wǒ bié tóu sù tā |
| [16:35.930] | dàn shì dà gē bù guǎn nǐ tóu bù tóu sù wǒ bǎo zhèng 5 diǎn zhī qián bǎ huó ér gěi nǐ gàn wán |
| [16:39.360] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: hǎo |
| [16:39.920] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: hái yǒu dà gē wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ shuō liǎng jù |
| [16:42.200] | nǐ kàn hā tóu sù shì nǐ zuò wéi xiāo fèi zhě zhèng cháng de wéi quán shǒu duàn |
| [16:46.930] | dàn jué bú shì nín wú lǐ yāo qiú fú wù rén yuán de guàn yòng jì liǎng? |
| [16:53.630] | hái yǒu dà mèi zǐ gēn nǐ shuō liǎng jù bei |
| [16:55.970] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: nǐ shuō |
| [16:57.180] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: yí gè fú wù rén yuán hǎo hǎo gàn huó dé le bei |
| [17:00.070] | yì tiān dào wǎn jìng xiā cāi yī jù méi cāi duì a |
| [17:04.190] | bǎo jié yuán 2 diǎn tóu tóng yì |
| [17:06.490] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: nǐ shuō nǐ men liǎ zhè shì gàn ma ya |
| [17:09.230] | zán men zhè zuì kāi shǐ bú shì yǒu wù huì ma |
| [17:11.310] | xiàn zài wù huì shuō kāi le nà zì rán jiù méi shì le |
| [17:13.950] | fàng xīn a nǐ men liǎ de qián wǒ zhào gěi |
| [17:16.550] | zhè gè huó ér zán men sān ge rén yì qǐ gàn! |
| [17:19.740] | bǎo jié yuán 1 bǎo jié yuán 2: hǎo! |
| [17:20.860] | bǎo jié yuán 2 zhāng xiǎo fěi: wǒ lái shōu shí zhè ér |
| [17:21.500] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: nà wǒ shōu shí zhè ér a |
| [17:23.080] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: lái bāng wǒ tái yī xià zhè gè gāng wǎn |
| [17:25.090] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: wǒ lái |
| [17:25.960] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: bù bù bù nǐ gē bó téng ma bú shì |
| [17:27.570] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: zhè zhǐ méi wèn tí |
| [17:28.380] | yòng yòu gē bó shǐ jìn tái qǐ fàng nǎ ér? |
| [17:32.160] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: lǎo mèi ér nǐ tǐng yǒu jìn nà |
| [17:33.770] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiǎ líng: zhè bù zěn me chén |
| [17:35.400] | nán zhǔ rén xǔ jūn cōng: guān jiàn wǒ zhè shì lián zhe de nǐ gěi wǒ nòng bāi xià lái la |
| [17:40.110] | bǎo jié yuán 1 jiāng gāng wǎn xiǎo xīn fàng huí |
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