| [00:09.310] | 沈：今天是开学第一天， |
| [00:11.400] | 沈：我儿子的座位， |
| [00:12.890] | 沈：被老师分配在一个又远又偏的角落里， |
| [00:17.410] | 沈：在我看， |
| [00:18.590] | 沈：现在在班里的位置就决定着将来在社会上的位置， |
| [00:24.040] | 沈：四点开家长会， |
| [00:25.590] | 沈：我早早就过来了， |
| [00:27.290] | 沈：我一定要趁其他家长来之前， |
| [00:29.850] | 沈：把第一排最中间的位置， |
| [00:31.620] | 沈：替我儿子拿下。 |
| [00:43.210] | 沈：看来还是来晚了。 |
| [00:45.840] | 马：都给我下去， |
| [00:47.300] | 马：这个位置是我的。 |
| [00:50.110] | 常：疼，疼，头皮都给我薅起来了。 |
| [00:54.070] | 马：嫌疼就赶紧给我下去。 |
| [00:56.350] | 常：可不是我要跟你们争这座儿的， |
| [00:58.120] | 常：是你一把给我薅过来的， |
| [00:59.480] | 常：我就顺便坐会儿， |
| [01:01.100] | 常：你要这么说我还就不动了。 |
| [01:03.190] | 艾：不行，你得动一动了， |
| [01:05.640] | 艾：压得我嘴唇都紫了。 |
| [01:08.520] | 沈：大家好，我是郝建， |
| [01:10.790] | 沈：我儿子也是咱们班的，叫郝贵。 |
| [01:14.000] | 马：你也是来抢座儿的吧！ |
| [01:15.530] | 沈：我可不是， |
| [01:16.720] | 沈：瞧这薅这一地头发跟发廊似的， |
| [01:19.860] | 沈：这有啥事，不能下来好好商量着说， |
| [01:21.960] | 沈：来来来，下来说。 |
| [01:27.920] | 常：可算是来了一位和我一样有修养的家长。 |
| [01:33.490] | 常：哟，我这儿怎么少块儿头发呢？ |
| [01:37.120] | 马：是这撮吗？ |
| [01:48.970] | 常：你好，我是齐齐的父亲，齐刘海。 |
| [01:52.500] | 沈：你好，你好。 |
| [01:55.290] | 艾：你好，你好，我叫艾迪，我儿子叫爱迪生， |
| [02:00.730] | 艾：我今年三十六了，本命年，明年就三十七了， |
| [02:04.350] | 艾：你说这时间过得多快，弹指一挥间。 |
| [02:07.090] | 魏：你下去弹去。 |
| [02:09.430] | 艾：来，搭把手，哎，麻了。 |
| [02:13.410] | 沈：哥们儿，你没事吧！ |
| [02:14.490] | 魏：没事，我没事，初次见面， |
| [02:20.500] | 魏：（跪下）请多关照。 |
| [02:22.470] | 沈：就这还没事呢，这腿都麻 成这样了。 |
| [02:28.230] | 沈：你说这是闹得……（坐下） |
| [02:29.060] | 齐：起来。 |
| [02:31.600] | 沈：我这以为底下还一个人呢！ |
| [02:33.400] | 马：我可警告你，在大家伙儿没商量出结果之前， |
| [02:36.660] | 马：这个位置谁都别坐。 |
| [02:39.240] | 沈：别坐，你就说别坐，是吧， |
| [02:41.220] | 沈：你别，站，这啧咋的，谁知道啥呀这是， |
| [02:44.870] | 沈：每个人情绪咋就这么波动呢？ |
| [02:47.560] | 艾：刚才老师来了一趟了， |
| [02:49.280] | 艾：就因为占这个座儿吵起来了， |
| [02:51.570] | 艾：老师说行，那你们自己先商量个解决办法吧， |
| [02:54.380] | 艾：这不就摞一块了吗，就开始薅头发。 |
| [02:56.760] | 沈：就这么点事儿，我瞎说啊， |
| [03:00.230] | 沈：纯属个人意见， |
| [03:01.660] | 沈：我觉得咱没必要都死盯这一个座位， |
| [03:04.720] | 沈：什么是最好，最适合自己的才是最好。 |
| [03:08.290] | 马：精辟，那你说我家孩子， |
| [03:10.850] | 马：咋这么适合这个位置呢！ |
| [03:13.660] | 常：其实你现在坐那个位置就不错。 |
| [03:16.510] | 马：那我觉得你现在坐的那个位置也不错。 |
| [03:19.150] | 沈：那你俩要都觉得对面的位置不错， |
| [03:21.110] | 沈：你俩换一下不就完了吗？ |
| [03:23.310] | 马：你咋听不出好赖话呢？ |
| [03:25.550] | 常：你说过好话吗？ |
| [03:27.450] | 沈：别吵，别吵，别吵， |
| [03:29.210] | 沈：一说到位置，就说到我的专业了， |
| [03:32.390] | 沈：我是做房屋中介的， |
| [03:36.270] | 沈：来，请各位移步， |
| [03:38.280] | 沈：我给大家介绍一下，这班里座位的特点。 |
| [03:42.640] | 沈：这个前面这一排啊，可以真正的算是是学霸区，啊。 |
| [03:48.420] | 沈：那中间这一片呢，叫休闲娱乐区，啊。 |
| [03:52.770] | 沈：最后一排啊，叫养老区， |
| [03:56.660] | 沈：看到这把脚的座位没有，这是我儿子现在坐的位置，叫隔离区。 |
| [04:02.690] | 沈：咱家孩子坐哪？ |
| [04:06.890] | 常：我家孩子坐养老区。 |
| [04:10.110] | 常：其实我这人没有那么些事， |
| [04:12.020] | 常：孩子坐哪都一样，关键是我家孩子近视， |
| [04:15.610] | 常：300多度，哼（语气词），所以只能坐着第一位，哼（语气词） |
| [04:19.310] | 艾：嘿，嘿，300多度就坐这儿，那我家孩子还400度呢。 |
| [04:24.220] | 常：我说的是左眼300，右眼1600。 |
| [04:28.360] | 艾：左眼300，右眼1600， |
| [04:30.900] | 艾：走路她不跑偏吗她？ |
| [04:33.380] | 常：跑偏那，我俩上街， |
| [04:35.850] | 常：经常是走着走着她就上主路了。 |
| [04:38.990] | 马：那你这心挺大啊， |
| [04:40.400] | 马：还搁着儿抢座呢， |
| [04:41.820] | 马：赶紧带孩子上医院抢救去吧，起来。 |
| [04:44.960] | 常：别怼我。 |
| [04:45.830] | 马：怼了。 |
| [04:46.670] | 常：别怼，别， |
| [04:47.410] | 常：你要不用语言怼我，你要不用行动怼我， |
| [04:49.410] | 常：你可一样怼。 |
| [04:50.500] | 马:双怼，怎么的？ |
| [04:52.090] | 沈：别吵，别吵。 |
| [04:53.500] | 常：不可理喻。 |
| [04:54.420] | 沈：来来来，兄弟坐着儿感受一下。 |
| [04:56.150] | 常：怎么了 |
| [04:56.890] | 沈：要想孩子学习成绩好， |
| [04:58.340] | 沈：坐这儿肯定没有跑儿， |
| [05:01.100] | 沈：这是学霸区最中心处的位置，可以叫它霸中霸。 |
| [05:04.560] | 魏：也可以说是学霸区的区长。 |
| [05:07.650] | 常：什么学霸不学霸的， |
| [05:08.800] | 常：没有那么重要，但是区长可以啊 |
| [05:14.150] | 常：问题是人家家长愿不愿意跟我换这个座儿 |
| [05:17.760] | 艾：愿意，愿意，我孩子就坐这儿，随时调。 |
| [05:21.860] | 艾：反正我得让我孩子坐这儿， |
| [05:23.340] | 艾：离老师越近越好。 |
| [05:25.460] | 沈：兄弟，咱家孩子就差着这么一排了。 |
| [05:28.220] | 艾：我孩子个儿矮 |
| [05:29.620] | 魏：你孩子个儿矮 |
| [05:31.050] | 艾：鞥，我孩子我跟你说， |
| [05:34.140] | 艾：坐这儿他也就这么高， |
| [05:36.280] | 艾：别说前面坐个人了， |
| [05:37.730] | 艾：就这桌子都有点挡他视线。 |
| [05:39.970] | 魏：你站起来，站起来， |
| [05:44.720] | 魏：你多高 |
| [05:45.790] | 艾：我187 |
| [05:46.730] | 魏：你媳妇呢 |
| [05:47.740] | 艾：一米九 |
| [05:48.880] | 魏：那是你家孩子吗？ |
| [05:50.960] | 艾：我家孩子发育慢， |
| [05:52.740] | 艾：我和我媳妇这个个儿， |
| [05:53.700] | 艾：也是去年才窜起来的 |
| [05:55.080] | 魏：可拉倒吧 |
| [05:56.840] | 沈：咱家孩子这基因肯定没问题， |
| [05:59.440] | 沈：孩子为啥长的慢， |
| [06:00.580] | 沈：那肯定是缺钙啊， |
| [06:01.530] | 沈：怎么补钙快，晒太阳啊， |
| [06:03.890] | 沈：来，哥们，来来来，坐着儿， |
| [06:07.910] | 沈：感受一下，这阳光充足不 |
| [06:11.300] | 艾：嗯哼 |
| [06:12.150] | 沈：咱家孩子要坐这儿， |
| [06:13.130] | 沈：那个儿肯定是天天往起窜， |
| [06:14.670] | 沈：一天一个样儿 |
| [06:16.330] | 艾：诶，你还真别说， |
| [06:18.750] | 艾：你就看我就跟着儿晒了这么一会， |
| [06:20.120] | 艾：你看我这裤腿都一点短了，诶。 |
| [06:24.070] | 艾：不行了，不行了， |
| [06:24.670] | 艾：我不能再晒了，再晒啊， |
| [06:27.260] | 艾：我这个裤子就该变成裤衩了 |
| [06:29.840] | 魏：所以你家孩子坐那位置特别合适 |
| [06:32.060] | 艾：是不是 |
| [06:32.610] | 沈：没错吧 |
| [06:33.280] | 艾：行 |
| [06:33.900] | 沈：咱家孩子坐哪儿 |
| [06:35.140] | 魏：我没孩子 |
| [06:37.250] | 沈：你没孩子，那你过来复读来了 |
| [06:40.740] | 魏:不是，我是给我弟弟换座位来了 |
| [06:43.730] | 沈：你弟弟，多大啊 |
| [06:46.210] | 魏：八岁 |
| [06:47.270] | 沈：亲弟弟？ |
| [06:48.140] | 魏：亲弟弟 |
| [06:49.130] | 沈：那你多大啊 |
| [06:50.140] | 魏：五十三 |
| [06:50.860] | 沈：多少 |
| [06:51.520] | 魏：不是，不是， |
| [06:52.240] | 魏：三十五，你都给我问懵了， |
| [06:54.190] | 魏：这不前几年，我爸妈觉得我有点孤单， |
| [06:56.750] | 魏：就给我要了个小弟弟 |
| [06:59.840] | 沈：这么大岁数了还能..... |
| [07:01.990] | 沈：了不起啊， |
| [07:03.090] | 沈：那我得祝二老寿比南山，再创辉煌 |
| [07:07.320] | 魏：他们，他们会的 |
| [07:09.900] | 沈：哎呀，这老来得子， |
| [07:11.400] | 沈：那是咱们班的宝贝啊， |
| [07:12.780] | 沈：那就坐这了，咱不动了 |
| [07:14.540] | 魏：坐这儿有什么好的呀 |
| [07:16.380] | 沈：夏天靠着墙凉快吧， |
| [07:18.320] | 沈：冬天这有暖气， |
| [07:19.800] | 沈：孩子脚要凉了， |
| [07:20.910] | 沈：把鞋垫抽出来放这儿上面烤烤， |
| [07:23.130] | 沈：是吧，饿了再烤个地瓜，多好啊 |
| [07:25.540] | 魏：拿不出串味了吗？ |
| [07:27.570] | 沈：也没让你把地瓜放鞋垫上烤啊， |
| [07:29.320] | 沈：咱一样一样烤啊 |
| [07:31.200] | 魏：诶，有点道理啊 |
| [07:32.390] | 马：郝贵他爸，我替大家伙谢谢你啊， |
| [07:35.360] | 马：你看帮大家找到了适合自己的位置， |
| [07:38.030] | 马：那这个位置就是我们家的了 |
| [07:42.060] | 沈：你看你这人， |
| [07:43.140] | 沈：我刚给大家安抚好， |
| [07:44.240] | 沈：你又冒出来了， |
| [07:45.790] | 沈：那你说，你家孩子啥问题 |
| [07:48.500] | 马：我家孩子最大的问题啊， |
| [07:50.460] | 马：就是长得太漂亮了， |
| [07:52.930] | 马：你说我姑娘长得那么漂亮， |
| [07:54.240] | 马：你让他坐后面， |
| [07:55.610] | 马：那上课的时候全班男同学都齐刷刷回头看她了， |
| [07:58.980] | 马：谁还看老师啊 |
| [08:00.560] | 马：那不耽误人家前程吗？ |
| [08:02.680] | 马：耽误前程不说， |
| [08:04.440] | 马：总这么回头，颈椎也受不了啊 |
| [08:11.570] | 沈：来来来来来，给我看看， |
| [08:13.970] | 沈：孩子到底多漂亮 |
| [08:15.840] | 马：你看 |
| [08:17.290] | 沈：坐后面去 |
| [08:18.930] | 马：啥意思啊 |
| [08:20.290] | 沈：这都长成啥样了 |
| [08:22.490] | 马：呀，这是我小时候照片， |
| [08:26.830] | 马：这是我姑娘的 |
| [08:28.800] | 沈：呀，长这么好看 |
| [08:29.940] | 马：漂亮吧 |
| [08:31.040] | 沈：那把孩子安排在这儿， |
| [08:31.810] | 沈：不把孩子耽误了吗？ |
| [08:33.650] | 沈：这颜值这么高， |
| [08:34.380] | 沈：应该座休闲娱乐区啊， |
| [08:36.520] | 沈：提起适应适应， |
| [08:37.490] | 沈：长大进娱乐圈， |
| [08:38.370] | 沈：当大明星多好啊， |
| [08:40.480] | 沈：在这儿跟他们挣啥啊， |
| [08:41.980] | 沈：天天在老师眼皮子底下， |
| [08:43.850] | 沈：在这儿看着，那多紧张啊， |
| [08:46.150] | 沈：精神压力多大啊 |
| [08:48.750] | 马：这座儿，精神压力那么大呢 |
| [08:50.600] | 沈：那可不 |
| [08:52.400] | 马：那咱跟老师商量商量， |
| [08:54.110] | 马：把这座撤了吧，放个绿植。 |
| [08:59.160] | 沈：放绿植也行， |
| [09:01.220] | 沈：放我家孩子也行， |
| [09:03.590] | 马：你不是说坐这儿压力大吗？ |
| [09:05.390] | 马：孩子不敢动 |
| [09:07.190] | 沈：孩子不敢动那是别的孩子， |
| [09:09.150] | 沈：俺家孩子多动症 |
| [09:11.230] | 马：啊 |
| [09:11.770] | 沈：他克老师， |
| [09:12.800] | 沈：他一天到晚浑身上下哪儿都动， |
| [09:14.730] | 沈：他就脑子不动， |
| [09:16.760] | 沈：压力要真要大， |
| [09:17.900] | 沈：那就让他适应适应， |
| [09:19.300] | 沈：啊，一个人扛起来 |
| [09:20.820] | 全体：诶，诶，诶 |
| [09:22.130] | 魏:你是不是忽悠我们呢 |
| [09:23.580] | 艾：不对啊，我说不上来， |
| [09:24.970] | 艾：反正就感觉哪不对 |
| [09:26.840] | 马：小算盘打挺好啊， |
| [09:28.250] | 马：说半天你想坐这儿， |
| [09:29.710] | 马：你给我站起来 |
| [09:31.290] | 沈：别一惊一乍的 |
| [09:33.030] | 马：你知道我们家为了让孩子进这所学校付出多少吗？ |
| [09:37.470] | 马：家里别墅卖了， |
| [09:38.810] | 马：换了个五十平的学区房。 |
| [09:41.980] | 马：那么好的事业也放弃了， |
| [09:44.350] | 马：白天在家洗衣做饭， |
| [09:46.920] | 马：晚上给孩子辅导功课， |
| [09:49.270] | 马：半夜等孩子睡了， |
| [09:51.230] | 马：还得上网做直播教肚皮舞， |
| [09:54.080] | 马：你说，我老公容易吗？ |
| [10:00.860] | 沈：谁家容易啊？ |
| [10:03.020] | 沈：谁不想把最好的都给孩子， |
| [10:05.600] | 沈：我一天打三份工， |
| [10:07.180] | 沈：天天陪客户喝酒， |
| [10:08.440] | 沈：一喝喝到后半夜， |
| [10:09.670] | 沈：我一回家孩子早就睡着了， |
| [10:11.060] | 沈：我一个月一个月见不着他， |
| [10:12.390] | 沈：我容易， |
| [10:14.460] | 沈：来，告诉我几点了？ |
| [10:16.960] | 沈：时针都没了， |
| [10:17.930] | 沈：我都舍不得修， |
| [10:19.970] | 沈：我一看表我就想起了那首歌，《时针都去哪儿了》 |
| [10:27.370] | 沈：看我这双鞋， |
| [10:29.100] | 沈：我老丈人的，里面垫了六副鞋垫。 |
| [10:32.110] | 艾：显高啊。 |
| [10:33.030] | 沈：大。 |
| [10:34.250] | 艾：显高大。 |
| [10:36.900] | 沈：来看着这身西装， |
| [10:38.540] | 沈：看着人模狗样的，掉色儿， |
| [10:45.850] | 沈：白衬衫都染蓝了， |
| [10:47.830] | 沈：我就不给大家展示我这两条大蓝腿了。 |
| [10:51.450] | 常：衬衫是不好洗， |
| [10:52.970] | 常：但是腿可以勤洗洗。 |
| [10:55.610] | 沈：洗了，不但没洗掉， |
| [10:56.880] | 沈：还染一手，有一天早上我孩子问他妈， |
| [10:59.740] | 沈：说咱家沙发上趴着的那个蓝精灵是谁？ |
| [11:05.290] | 沈：谁家容易？ |
| [11:08.370] | 艾：可怜天下父母心， |
| [11:10.050] | 艾：都是为了孩子。 |
| [11:11.950] | 魏：我是为了我兄弟， |
| [11:14.400] | 魏：为兄弟两肋插刀。 |
| [11:16.700] | 马：要说不容易呀， |
| [11:18.030] | 马：都不容易， |
| [11:19.770] | 马：郝贵他爸， |
| [11:21.770] | 马：把鞋穿上吧， |
| [11:24.170] | 马：脚太臭了。 |
| [11:25.910] | 艾：确实啊， |
| [11:26.550] | 艾：有点太臭了。 |
| [11:27.570] | （郝建手机响） |
| [11:30.250] | 沈：喂，你好，开心麻花房屋中介，小郝， |
| [11:33.130] | 沈：有什么可以为您效劳的？ |
| [11:35.910] | 沈：老师，老师我在班里呢，挑坐儿呢， |
| [11:44.910] | 沈：对不起，老师，我糊涂了， |
| [11:49.820] | 沈：对不起，老师我错了。 |
| [11:53.990] | 艾：完了，你看老师是不是生气了。 |
| [12:04.790] | 常：兄弟，老师跟你说什么了？ |
| [12:09.430] | 沈：跟老师通完话，我明白了， |
| [12:13.260] | 沈：我走错班了。 |
| [12:18.170] | 马：你这爹是怎么当的呀？ |
| [12:20.660] | 马：孩子在哪个班不知道， |
| [12:21.960] | 马：还在这儿抢座呢， |
| [12:23.260] | 马：这是二年级一班。 |
| [12:25.090] | 沈：一班我知道， |
| [12:27.150] | 沈：我是不知道他已经上三年级了。 |
| [12:31.300] | 魏：那你这真是有点可笑了。 |
| [12:34.640] | 沈：老师刚才也笑话我半天说， |
| [12:37.470] | 沈：孩子几年级了你都不知道， |
| [12:38.950] | 沈：还在那儿抢座儿呢， |
| [12:41.240] | 沈：把什么都给孩子抢到最好的了， |
| [12:42.510] | 沈：孩子就好了， |
| [12:45.170] | 沈：孩子的教育不能光指望学校跟老师， |
| [12:48.660] | 沈：家长的陪伴也很重要， |
| [12:52.450] | 沈：一直觉着自己是个特别称职的父亲， |
| [12:57.180] | 沈：现在想想劲儿都使歪了， |
| [13:01.530] | 沈：座儿我不抢了， |
| [13:02.930] | 沈：今儿早点儿回去陪孩子， |
| [13:04.620] | 沈：各位，再见。 |
| [13:15.240] | 常：（打电话）儿子， |
| [13:16.600] | 常：今天爸爸早点儿回家陪你好不好？ |
| [13:19.100] | 常：啊。不适应， |
| [13:21.710] | 常：别这样，爸爸也不适应， |
| [13:24.740] | 常：咱爷俩适应适应，不就适应了吗？ |
| [13:27.880] | 魏：（打电话）喂，小弟啊， |
| [13:29.460] | 魏：你知道老师给你分那个座位在什么区吗？ |
| [13:32.250] | 魏：在养老区，对，视野挺好的， |
| [13:34.870] | 魏：我觉得挺不错。 |
| [13:37.150] | 马：（打电话）喂，老公呀， |
| [13:38.680] | 马：从今天开始我给孩子辅导功课， |
| [13:41.630] | 马：你呢就专心教肚皮舞。 |
| [13:45.590] | 艾：（打电话）哎，媳妇， |
| [13:46.920] | 艾：我问你个事儿， |
| [13:47.970] | 艾：咱家孩子是二年一班吗？ |
| [13:49.940] | 艾：那就好，那就好。 |
| [13:52.270] | （祝孩子们茁壮成长） |
| [00:09.310] | shen: jin tian shi kai xue di yi tian, |
| [00:11.400] | shen: wo er zi de zuo wei, |
| [00:12.890] | shen: bei lao shi fen pei zai yi ge you yuan you pian de jiao luo li, |
| [00:17.410] | shen: zai wo kan, |
| [00:18.590] | shen: xian zai zai ban li de wei zhi jiu jue ding zhe jiang lai zai she hui shang de wei zhi, |
| [00:24.040] | shen: si dian kai jia zhang hui, |
| [00:25.590] | shen: wo zao zao jiu guo lai le, |
| [00:27.290] | shen: wo yi ding yao chen qi ta jia zhang lai zhi qian, |
| [00:29.850] | shen: ba di yi pai zui zhong jian de wei zhi, |
| [00:31.620] | shen: ti wo er zi na xia. |
| [00:43.210] | shen: kan lai huan shi lai wan le. |
| [00:45.840] | ma: dou gei wo xia qu, |
| [00:47.300] | ma: zhe ge wei zhi shi wo de. |
| [00:50.110] | chang: teng, teng, tou pi dou gei wo hao qi lai le. |
| [00:54.070] | ma: xian teng jiu gan jin gei wo xia qu. |
| [00:56.350] | chang: ke bu shi wo yao gen ni men zheng zhe zuo er de, |
| [00:58.120] | chang: shi ni yi ba gei wo hao guo lai de, |
| [00:59.480] | chang: wo jiu shun bian zuo hui er, |
| [01:01.100] | chang: ni yao zhe me shuo wo hai jiu bu dong le. |
| [01:03.190] | ai: bu xing, ni de dong yi dong le, |
| [01:05.640] | ai: ya de wo zui chun dou zi le. |
| [01:08.520] | shen: da jia hao, wo shi hao jian, |
| [01:10.790] | shen: wo er zi ye shi zan men ban de, jiao hao gui. |
| [01:14.000] | ma: ni ye shi lai qiang zuo er de ba! |
| [01:15.530] | shen: wo ke bu shi, |
| [01:16.720] | shen: qiao zhe hao zhe yi di tou fa gen fa lang shi de, |
| [01:19.860] | shen: zhe you sha shi, bu neng xia lai hao hao shang liang zhe shuo, |
| [01:21.960] | shen: lai lai lai, xia lai shuo. |
| [01:27.920] | chang: ke suan shi lai le yi wei he wo yi yang you xiu yang de jia zhang. |
| [01:33.490] | chang: yo, wo zhe er zen me shao kuai er tou fa ne? |
| [01:37.120] | ma: shi zhe cuo ma? |
| [01:48.970] | chang: ni hao, wo shi qi qi de fu qin, qi liu hai. |
| [01:52.500] | shen: ni hao, ni hao. |
| [01:55.290] | ai: ni hao, ni hao, wo jiao ai di, wo er zi jiao ai di sheng, |
| [02:00.730] | ai: wo jin nian san shi liu le, ben ming nian, ming nian jiu san shi qi le, |
| [02:04.350] | ai: ni shuo zhe shi jian guo de duo kuai, tan zhi yi hui jian. |
| [02:07.090] | wei: ni xia qu dan qu. |
| [02:09.430] | ai: lai, da ba shou, ai, ma le. |
| [02:13.410] | shen: ge men r, ni mei shi ba! |
| [02:14.490] | wei: mei shi, wo mei shi, chu ci jian mian, |
| [02:20.500] | wei: gui xia qing duo guan zhao. |
| [02:22.470] | shen: jiu zhe hai mei shi ne, zhe tui dou ma cheng zhe yang le. |
| [02:28.230] | shen: ni shuo zhe shi nao de zuo xia |
| [02:29.060] | qi: qi lai. |
| [02:31.600] | shen: wo zhe yi wei di xia hai yi ge ren ne! |
| [02:33.400] | ma: wo ke jing gao ni, zai da jia huo er mei shang liang chu jie guo zhi qian, |
| [02:36.660] | ma: zhe ge wei zhi shui dou bie zuo. |
| [02:39.240] | shen: bie zuo, ni jiu shuo bie zuo, shi ba, |
| [02:41.220] | shen: ni bie, zhan, zhe ze za de, shei zhi dao sha ya zhe shi, |
| [02:44.870] | shen: mei ge ren qing xu za jiu zhe me bo dong ne? |
| [02:47.560] | ai: gang cai lao shi lai le yi tang le, |
| [02:49.280] | ai: jiu yin wei zhan zhe ge zuo er chao qi lai le, |
| [02:51.570] | ai: lao shi shuo xing, na ni men zi ji xian shang liang ge jie jue ban fa ba, |
| [02:54.380] | ai: zhe bu jiu luo yi kuai le ma, jiu kai shi hao tou fa. |
| [02:56.760] | shen: jiu zhe me dian shi er, wo xia shuo a, |
| [03:00.230] | shen: chun shu ge ren yi jian, |
| [03:01.660] | shen: wo jue de zan mei bi yao dou si ding zhe yi ge zuo wei, |
| [03:04.720] | shen: shen me shi zui hao, zui shi he zi ji de cai shi zui hao. |
| [03:08.290] | ma: jing pi, na ni shuo wo jia hai zi, |
| [03:10.850] | ma: za zhe me shi he zhe ge wei zhi ne! |
| [03:13.660] | chang: qi shi ni xian zai zuo na ge wei zhi jiu bu cuo. |
| [03:16.510] | ma: na wo jue de ni xian zai zuo de na ge wei zhi ye bu cuo. |
| [03:19.150] | shen: na ni lia yao dou jue de dui mian di wei zhi bu cuo, |
| [03:21.110] | shen: ni lia huan yi xia bu jiu wan le ma? |
| [03:23.310] | ma: ni za ting bu chu hao lai hua ne? |
| [03:25.550] | chang: ni shuo guo hao hua ma? |
| [03:27.450] | shen: bie chao, bie chao, bie chao, |
| [03:29.210] | shen: yi shuo dao wei zhi, jiu shuo dao wo de zhuan ye le, |
| [03:32.390] | shen: wo shi zuo fang wu zhong jie de, |
| [03:36.270] | shen: lai, qing ge wei yi bu, |
| [03:38.280] | shen: wo gei da jia jie shao yi xia, zhe ban li zuo wei de te dian. |
| [03:42.640] | shen: zhe ge qian mian zhe yi pai a, ke yi zhen zheng de suan shi shi xue ba qu, a. |
| [03:48.420] | shen: na zhong jian zhe yi pian ne, jiao xiu xian yu le qu, a. |
| [03:52.770] | shen: zui hou yi pai a, jiao yang lao ou, |
| [03:56.660] | shen: kan dao zhe ba jiao de zuo wei mei you, zhe shi wo er zi xian zai zuo de wei zhi, jiao ge li qu. |
| [04:02.690] | shen: za jia hai zi zuo na? |
| [04:06.890] | chang: wo jia hai zi zuo yang lao ou. |
| [04:10.110] | chang: qi shi wo zhe ren mei you na me xie shi, |
| [04:12.020] | chang: hai zi zuo na dou yi yang, guan jian shi wo jia hai zi jin shi, |
| [04:15.610] | chang: 300 duo du, heng yu qi ci, suo yi zhi neng zuo zhe di yi wei, heng yu qi ci |
| [04:19.310] | ai: hei, hei, 300 duo du jiu zuo zhe er, na wo jia hai zi hai 400 du ne. |
| [04:24.220] | chang: wo shuo de shi zuo yan 300, you yan 1600. |
| [04:28.360] | ai: zuo yan 300, you yan 1600, |
| [04:30.900] | ai: zou lu ta bu pao pian ma ta? |
| [04:33.380] | chang: pao pian na, wo lia shang jie, |
| [04:35.850] | chang: jing chang shi zou zhe zou zhe ta jiu shang zhu lu le. |
| [04:38.990] | ma: na ni zhe xin ting da a, |
| [04:40.400] | ma: hai ge zhe er qiang zuo ne, |
| [04:41.820] | ma: gan jin dai hai zi shang yi yuan qiang jiu qu ba, qi lai. |
| [04:44.960] | chang: bie dui wo. |
| [04:45.830] | ma: dui le. |
| [04:46.670] | chang: bie dui, bie, |
| [04:47.410] | chang: ni yao bu yong yu yan dui wo, ni yao bu yong xing dong dui wo, |
| [04:49.410] | chang: ni ke yi yang dui. |
| [04:50.500] | ma: shuang dui, zen me de? |
| [04:52.090] | shen: bie chao, bie chao. |
| [04:53.500] | chang: bu ke li yu. |
| [04:54.420] | shen: lai lai lai, xiong di zuo zhe er gan shou yi xia. |
| [04:56.150] | chang: zen me le |
| [04:56.890] | shen: yao xiang hai zi xue xi cheng ji hao, |
| [04:58.340] | shen: zuo zhe er ken ding mei you pao er, |
| [05:01.100] | shen: zhe shi xue ba qu zui zhong xin chu de wei zhi, ke yi jiao ta ba zhong ba. |
| [05:04.560] | wei: ye ke yi shuo shi xue ba qu de qu zhang. |
| [05:07.650] | chang: shen me xue ba bu xue ba de, |
| [05:08.800] | chang: mei you na me zhong yao, dan shi qu zhang ke yi a |
| [05:14.150] | chang: wen ti shi ren jia jia zhang yuan bu yuan yi gen wo huan zhe ge zuo er |
| [05:17.760] | ai: yuan yi, yuan yi, wo hai zi jiu zuo zhe er, sui shi diao. |
| [05:21.860] | ai: fan zheng wo de rang wo hai zi zuo zhe er, |
| [05:23.340] | ai: li lao shi yue jin yue hao. |
| [05:25.460] | shen: xiong di, za jia hai zi jiu cha zhe zhe me yi pai le. |
| [05:28.220] | ai: wo hai zi ge er ai |
| [05:29.620] | wei: ni hai zi ge er ai |
| [05:31.050] | ai: eng, wo hai zi wo gen ni shuo, |
| [05:34.140] | ai: zuo zhe er ta ye jiu zhe me gao, |
| [05:36.280] | ai: bie shuo qian mian zuo ge ren le, |
| [05:37.730] | ai: jiu zhe zhuo zi dou you dian dang ta shi xian. |
| [05:39.970] | wei: ni zhan qi lai, zhan qi lai, |
| [05:44.720] | wei: ni duo gao |
| [05:45.790] | ai: wo 187 |
| [05:46.730] | wei: ni xi fu ne |
| [05:47.740] | ai: yi mi jiu |
| [05:48.880] | wei: na shi ni jia hai zi ma? |
| [05:50.960] | ai: wo jia hai zi fa yu man, |
| [05:52.740] | ai: wo he wo xi fu zhe ge ge er, |
| [05:53.700] | ai: ye shi qu nian cai cuan qi lai de |
| [05:55.080] | wei: ke la dao ba |
| [05:56.840] | shen: za jia hai zi zhe ji yin ken ding mei wen ti, |
| [05:59.440] | shen: hai zi wei sha zhang de man, |
| [06:00.580] | shen: na ken ding shi que gai a, |
| [06:01.530] | shen: zen me bu gai kuai, shai tai yang a, |
| [06:03.890] | shen: lai, ge men, lai lai lai, zuo zhe er, |
| [06:07.910] | shen: gan shou yi xia, zhe yang guang chong zu bu |
| [06:11.300] | ai: heng |
| [06:12.150] | shen: za jia hai zi yao zuo zhe er, |
| [06:13.130] | shen: na ge er ken ding shi tian tian wang qi cuan, |
| [06:14.670] | shen: yi tian yi ge yang er |
| [06:16.330] | ai: ei, ni hai zhen bie shuo, |
| [06:18.750] | ai: ni jiu kan wo jiu gen zhe er shai le zhe me yi hui, |
| [06:20.120] | ai: ni kan wo zhe ku tui dou yi dian duan le, ei. |
| [06:24.070] | ai: bu xing le, bu xing le, |
| [06:24.670] | ai: wo bu neng zai shai le, zai shai a, |
| [06:27.260] | ai: wo zhe ge ku zi jiu gai bian cheng ku cha le |
| [06:29.840] | wei: suo yi ni jia hai zi zuo na wei zhi te bie he shi |
| [06:32.060] | ai: shi bu shi |
| [06:32.610] | shen: mei cuo ba |
| [06:33.280] | ai: xing |
| [06:33.900] | shen: za jia hai zi zuo na er |
| [06:35.140] | wei: wo mei hai zi |
| [06:37.250] | shen: ni mei hai zi, na ni guo lai fu du lai le |
| [06:40.740] | wei: bu shi, wo shi gei wo di di huan zuo wei lai le |
| [06:43.730] | shen: ni di di, duo da a |
| [06:46.210] | wei: ba sui |
| [06:47.270] | shen: qin di di? |
| [06:48.140] | wei: qin di di |
| [06:49.130] | shen: na ni duo da a |
| [06:50.140] | wei: wu shi san |
| [06:50.860] | shen: duo shao |
| [06:51.520] | wei: bu shi, bu shi, |
| [06:52.240] | wei: san shi wu, ni dou gei wo wen meng le, |
| [06:54.190] | wei: zhe bu qian ji nian, wo ba ma jue de wo you dian gu dan, |
| [06:56.750] | wei: jiu gei wo yao le ge xiao di di |
| [06:59.840] | shen: zhe me da sui shu le hai neng..... |
| [07:01.990] | shen: liao bu qi a, |
| [07:03.090] | shen: na wo de zhu er lao shou bi nan shan, zai chuang hui huang |
| [07:07.320] | wei: ta men, ta men hui de |
| [07:09.900] | shen: ai ya, zhe lao lai de zi, |
| [07:11.400] | shen: na shi zan men ban de bao bei a, |
| [07:12.780] | shen: na jiu zuo zhe le, zan bu dong le |
| [07:14.540] | wei: zuo zhe er you shen me hao de ya |
| [07:16.380] | shen: xia tian kao zhe qiang liang kuai ba, |
| [07:18.320] | shen: dong tian zhe you nuan qi, |
| [07:19.800] | shen: hai zi jiao yao liang le, |
| [07:20.910] | shen: ba xie dian chou chu lai fang zhe er shang mian kao kao, |
| [07:23.130] | shen: shi ba, e le zai kao ge di gua, duo hao a |
| [07:25.540] | wei: na bu chu chuan wei le ma? |
| [07:27.570] | shen: ye mei rang ni ba di gua fang xie dian shang kao a, |
| [07:29.320] | shen: zan yi yang yi yang kao a |
| [07:31.200] | wei: ei, you dian dao li a |
| [07:32.390] | ma: hao gui ta ba, wo ti da jia huo xie xie ni a, |
| [07:35.360] | ma: ni kan bang da jia zhao dao le shi he zi ji de wei zhi, |
| [07:38.030] | ma: na zhe ge wei zhi jiu shi wo men jia de le |
| [07:42.060] | shen: ni kan ni zhe ren, |
| [07:43.140] | shen: wo gang gei da jia an fu hao, |
| [07:44.240] | shen: ni you mao chu lai le, |
| [07:45.790] | shen: na ni shuo, ni jia hai zi sha wen ti |
| [07:48.500] | ma: wo jia hai zi zui da de wen ti a, |
| [07:50.460] | ma: jiu shi zhang de tai piao liang le, |
| [07:52.930] | ma: ni shuo wo gu niang zhang de na me piao liang, |
| [07:54.240] | ma: ni rang ta zuo hou mian, |
| [07:55.610] | ma: na shang ke de shi hou quan ban nan tong xue dou qi shua shua hui tou kan ta le, |
| [07:58.980] | ma: shui hai kan lao shi a |
| [08:00.560] | ma: na bu dan wu ren jia qian cheng ma? |
| [08:02.680] | ma: dan wu qian cheng bu shuo, |
| [08:04.440] | ma: zong zhe me hui tou, jing zhui ye shou bu liao a |
| [08:11.570] | shen: lai lai lai lai lai, gei wo kan kan, |
| [08:13.970] | shen: hai zi dao di duo piao liang |
| [08:15.840] | ma: ni kan |
| [08:17.290] | shen: zuo hou mian qu |
| [08:18.930] | ma: sha yi si a |
| [08:20.290] | shen: zhe dou chang cheng sha yang le |
| [08:22.490] | ma: ya, zhe shi wo xiao shi hou zhao pian, |
| [08:26.830] | ma: zhe shi wo gu niang de |
| [08:28.800] | shen: ya, zhang zhe me hao kan |
| [08:29.940] | ma: piao liang ba |
| [08:31.040] | shen: na ba hai zi an pai zai zhe er, |
| [08:31.810] | shen: bu ba hai zi dan wu le ma? |
| [08:33.650] | shen: zhe yan zhi zhe me gao, |
| [08:34.380] | shen: ying gai zuo xiu xian yu le qu a, |
| [08:36.520] | shen: ti qi shi ying shi ying, |
| [08:37.490] | shen: zhang da jin yu le quan, |
| [08:38.370] | shen: dang da ming xing duo hao a, |
| [08:40.480] | shen: zai zhe er gen ta men zheng sha a, |
| [08:41.980] | shen: tian tian zai lao shi yan pi zi di xia, |
| [08:43.850] | shen: zai zhe er kan zhe, na duo jin zhang a, |
| [08:46.150] | shen: jing shen ya li duo da a |
| [08:48.750] | ma: zhe zuo er, jing shen ya li na me da ne |
| [08:50.600] | shen: na ke bu |
| [08:52.400] | ma: na zan gen lao shi shang liang shang liang, |
| [08:54.110] | ma: ba zhe zuo che le ba, fang ge lv zhi. |
| [08:59.160] | shen: fang lv zhi ye xing, |
| [09:01.220] | shen: fang wo jia hai zi ye xing, |
| [09:03.590] | ma: ni bu shi shuo zuo zhe er ya li da ma? |
| [09:05.390] | ma: hai zi bu gan dong |
| [09:07.190] | shen: hai zi bu gan dong na shi bie de hai zi, |
| [09:09.150] | shen: an jia hai zi duo dong zheng |
| [09:11.230] | ma: a |
| [09:11.770] | shen: ta ke lao shi, |
| [09:12.800] | shen: ta yi tian dao wan hun shen shang xia na er dou dong, |
| [09:14.730] | shen: ta jiu nao zi bu dong, |
| [09:16.760] | shen: ya li yao zhen yao da, |
| [09:17.900] | shen: na jiu rang ta shi ying shi ying, |
| [09:19.300] | shen: a, yi ge ren kang qi lai |
| [09:20.820] | quan ti: ei, ei, ei |
| [09:22.130] | wei: ni shi bu shi hu you wo men ne |
| [09:23.580] | ai: bu dui a, wo shuo bu shang lai, |
| [09:24.970] | ai: fan zheng jiu gan jue na bu dui |
| [09:26.840] | ma: xiao suan pan da ting hao a, |
| [09:28.250] | ma: shuo ban tian ni xiang zuo zhe er, |
| [09:29.710] | ma: ni gei wo zhan qi lai |
| [09:31.290] | shen: bie yi jing yi zha de |
| [09:33.030] | ma: ni zhi dao wo men jia wei le rang hai zi jin zhe suo xue xiao fu chu duo shao ma? |
| [09:37.470] | ma: jia li bie shu mai le, |
| [09:38.810] | ma: huan le ge wu shi ping de xue qu fang. |
| [09:41.980] | ma: na me hao de shi ye ye fang qi le, |
| [09:44.350] | ma: bai tian zai jia xi yi zuo fan, |
| [09:46.920] | ma: wan shang gei hai zi fu dao gong ke, |
| [09:49.270] | ma: ban ye deng hai zi shui le, |
| [09:51.230] | ma: hai de shang wang zuo zhi bo jiao du pi wu, |
| [09:54.080] | ma: ni shuo, wo lao gong rong yi ma? |
| [10:00.860] | shen: shui jia rong yi a? |
| [10:03.020] | shen: shui bu xiang ba zui hao de dou gei hai zi, |
| [10:05.600] | shen: wo yi tian da san fen gong, |
| [10:07.180] | shen: tian tian pei ke hu he jiu, |
| [10:08.440] | shen: yi he he dao hou ban ye, |
| [10:09.670] | shen: wo yi hui jia hai zi zao jiu shui zhao le, |
| [10:11.060] | shen: wo yi ge yue yi ge yue jian bu zhao ta, |
| [10:12.390] | shen: wo rong yi, |
| [10:14.460] | shen: lai, gao su wo ji dian le? |
| [10:16.960] | shen: shi zhen dou mei le, |
| [10:17.930] | shen: wo dou she bu de xiu, |
| [10:19.970] | shen: wo yi kan biao wo jiu xiang qi le na shou ge, shi zhen dou qu na er le |
| [10:27.370] | shen: kan wo zhe shuang xie, |
| [10:29.100] | shen: wo lao zhang ren de, li mian dian le liu fu xie dian. |
| [10:32.110] | ai: xian gao a. |
| [10:33.030] | shen: da. |
| [10:34.250] | ai: xian gao da. |
| [10:36.900] | shen: lai kan zhe zhe shen xi zhuang, |
| [10:38.540] | shen: kan zhe ren mu gou yang de, diao shai er, |
| [10:45.850] | shen: bai chen shan dou ran lan le, |
| [10:47.830] | shen: wo jiu bu gei da jia zhan shi wo zhe liang tiao da lan tui le. |
| [10:51.450] | chang: chen shan shi bu hao xi, |
| [10:52.970] | chang: dan shi tui ke yi qin xi xi. |
| [10:55.610] | shen: xi le, bu dan mei xi diao, |
| [10:56.880] | shen: hai ran yi shou, you yi tian zao shang wo hai zi wen ta ma, |
| [10:59.740] | shen: shuo za jia sha fa shang pa zhe de na ge lan jing ling shi shui? |
| [11:05.290] | shen: shui jia rong yi? |
| [11:08.370] | ai: ke lian tian xia fu mu xin, |
| [11:10.050] | ai: dou shi wei le hai zi. |
| [11:11.950] | wei: wo shi wei le wo xiong di, |
| [11:14.400] | wei: wei xiong di liang lei cha dao. |
| [11:16.700] | ma: yao shuo bu rong yi ya, |
| [11:18.030] | ma: dou bu rong yi, |
| [11:19.770] | ma: hao gui ta ba, |
| [11:21.770] | ma: ba xie chuan shang ba, |
| [11:24.170] | ma: jiao tai chou le. |
| [11:25.910] | ai: que shi a, |
| [11:26.550] | ai: you dian tai chou le. |
| [11:27.570] | hao jian shou ji xiang |
| [11:30.250] | shen: wei, ni hao, kai xin ma hua fang wu zhong jie, xiao hao, |
| [11:33.130] | shen: you shen me ke yi wei nin xiao lao de? |
| [11:35.910] | shen: lao shi, lao shi wo zai ban li ne, tiao zuo er ne, |
| [11:44.910] | shen: dui bu qi, lao shi, wo hu tu le, |
| [11:49.820] | shen: dui bu qi, lao shi wo cuo le. |
| [11:53.990] | ai: wan le, ni kan lao shi shi bu shi sheng qi le. |
| [12:04.790] | chang: xiong di, lao shi gen ni shuo shi mo le? |
| [12:09.430] | shen: gen lao shi tong wan hua, wo ming bai le, |
| [12:13.260] | shen: wo zou cuo ban le. |
| [12:18.170] | ma: ni zhe die shi zen me dang de ya? |
| [12:20.660] | ma: hai zi zai nei ge ban bu zhi dao, |
| [12:21.960] | ma: hai zai zhe er qiang zuo ne, |
| [12:23.260] | ma: zhe shi er nian ji yi ban. |
| [12:25.090] | shen: yi ban wo zhi dao, |
| [12:27.150] | shen: wo shi bu zhi dao ta yi jing shang san nian ji le. |
| [12:31.300] | wei: na ni zhe zhen shi you dian ke xiao le. |
| [12:34.640] | shen: lao shi gang cai ye xiao hua wo ban tian shuo, |
| [12:37.470] | shen: hai zi ji nian ji le ni dou bu zhi dao, |
| [12:38.950] | shen: hai zai na r qiang zuo er ne, |
| [12:41.240] | shen: ba shen me dou gei hai zi qiang dao zui hao de le, |
| [12:42.510] | shen: hai zi jiu hao le, |
| [12:45.170] | shen: hai zi de jiao yu bu neng guang zhi wang xue xiao gen lao shi, |
| [12:48.660] | shen: jia zhang de pei ban ye hen zhong yao, |
| [12:52.450] | shen: yi zhi jue zhe zi ji shi ge te bie chen zhi de fu qin, |
| [12:57.180] | shen: xian zai xiang xiang jin r dou shi wai le, |
| [13:01.530] | shen: zuo er wo bu qiang le, |
| [13:02.930] | shen: jin er zao dian er hui qu pei hai zi, |
| [13:04.620] | shen: ge wei, zai jian. |
| [13:15.240] | chang: da dian hua er zi, |
| [13:16.600] | chang: jin tian ba ba zao dian er hui jia pei ni hao bu hao? |
| [13:19.100] | chang: a. bu shi ying, |
| [13:21.710] | chang: bie zhe yang, ba ba ye bu shi ying, |
| [13:24.740] | chang: zan ye lia shi ying shi ying, bu jiu shi ying le ma? |
| [13:27.880] | wei: da dian hua wei, xiao di a, |
| [13:29.460] | wei: ni zhi dao lao shi gei ni fen na ge zuo wei zai shen me qu ma? |
| [13:32.250] | wei: zai yang lao ou, dui, shi ye ting hao de, |
| [13:34.870] | wei: wo jue de ting bu cuo. |
| [13:37.150] | ma: da dian hua wei, lao gong ya, |
| [13:38.680] | ma: cong jin tian kai shi wo gei hai zi fu dao gong ke, |
| [13:41.630] | ma: ni ne jiu zhuan xin jiao du pi wu. |
| [13:45.590] | ai: da dian hua ai, xi fu, |
| [13:46.920] | ai: wo wen ni ge shi er, |
| [13:47.970] | ai: za jia hai zi shi er nian yi ban ma? |
| [13:49.940] | ai: na jiu hao, na jiu hao. |
| [13:52.270] | zhu hai zi men zhuo zhuang cheng zhang |
| [00:09.310] | shěn: jīn tiān shì kāi xué dì yì tiān, |
| [00:11.400] | shěn: wǒ ér zi de zuò wèi, |
| [00:12.890] | shěn: bèi lǎo shī fēn pèi zài yí gè yòu yuǎn yòu piān de jiǎo luò lǐ, |
| [00:17.410] | shěn: zài wǒ kàn, |
| [00:18.590] | shěn: xiàn zài zài bān lǐ de wèi zhì jiù jué dìng zhe jiāng lái zài shè huì shàng de wèi zhì, |
| [00:24.040] | shěn: sì diǎn kāi jiā zhǎng huì, |
| [00:25.590] | shěn: wǒ zǎo zǎo jiù guò lái le, |
| [00:27.290] | shěn: wǒ yí dìng yào chèn qí tā jiā zhǎng lái zhī qián, |
| [00:29.850] | shěn: bǎ dì yī pái zuì zhōng jiān de wèi zhì, |
| [00:31.620] | shěn: tì wǒ ér zi ná xià. |
| [00:43.210] | shěn: kàn lái huán shì lái wǎn le. |
| [00:45.840] | mǎ: dōu gěi wǒ xià qù, |
| [00:47.300] | mǎ: zhè gè wèi zhì shì wǒ de. |
| [00:50.110] | cháng: téng, téng, tóu pí dōu gěi wǒ hāo qǐ lái le. |
| [00:54.070] | mǎ: xián téng jiù gǎn jǐn gěi wǒ xià qù. |
| [00:56.350] | cháng: kě bú shì wǒ yào gēn nǐ men zhēng zhè zuò ér de, |
| [00:58.120] | cháng: shì nǐ yī bǎ gěi wǒ hāo guò lái de, |
| [00:59.480] | cháng: wǒ jiù shùn biàn zuò huì ér, |
| [01:01.100] | cháng: nǐ yào zhè me shuō wǒ hái jiù bù dòng le. |
| [01:03.190] | ài: bù xíng, nǐ dé dòng yī dòng le, |
| [01:05.640] | ài: yā dé wǒ zuǐ chún dōu zǐ le. |
| [01:08.520] | shěn: dà jiā hǎo, wǒ shì hǎo jiàn, |
| [01:10.790] | shěn: wǒ ér zi yě shì zán men bān de, jiào hǎo guì. |
| [01:14.000] | mǎ: nǐ yě shì lái qiǎng zuò ér de ba! |
| [01:15.530] | shěn: wǒ kě bú shì, |
| [01:16.720] | shěn: qiáo zhè hāo zhè yī dì tóu fà gēn fà láng shì de, |
| [01:19.860] | shěn: zhè yǒu shà shì, bù néng xià lái hǎo hǎo shāng liáng zhe shuō, |
| [01:21.960] | shěn: lái lái lái, xià lái shuō. |
| [01:27.920] | cháng: kě suàn shì lái le yī wèi hé wǒ yí yàng yǒu xiū yǎng de jiā zhǎng. |
| [01:33.490] | cháng: yō, wǒ zhè ér zěn me shǎo kuài ér tóu fà ne? |
| [01:37.120] | mǎ: shì zhè cuō ma? |
| [01:48.970] | cháng: nǐ hǎo, wǒ shì qí qí de fù qīn, qí liú hǎi. |
| [01:52.500] | shěn: nǐ hǎo, nǐ hǎo. |
| [01:55.290] | ài: nǐ hǎo, nǐ hǎo, wǒ jiào ài dí, wǒ ér zi jiào ài dí shēng, |
| [02:00.730] | ài: wǒ jīn nián sān shí liù le, běn mìng nián, míng nián jiù sān shí qī le, |
| [02:04.350] | ài: nǐ shuō zhè shí jiān guò de duō kuài, tán zhǐ yī huī jiān. |
| [02:07.090] | wèi: nǐ xià qù dàn qù. |
| [02:09.430] | ài: lái, dā bǎ shǒu, āi, má le. |
| [02:13.410] | shěn: gē men r, nǐ méi shì ba! |
| [02:14.490] | wèi: méi shì, wǒ méi shì, chū cì jiàn miàn, |
| [02:20.500] | wèi: guì xià qǐng duō guān zhào. |
| [02:22.470] | shěn: jiù zhè hái méi shì ne, zhè tuǐ dōu má chéng zhè yàng le. |
| [02:28.230] | shěn: nǐ shuō zhè shì nào dé zuò xià |
| [02:29.060] | qí: qǐ lái. |
| [02:31.600] | shěn: wǒ zhè yǐ wéi dǐ xià hái yí ge rén ne! |
| [02:33.400] | mǎ: wǒ kě jǐng gào nǐ, zài dà jiā huo ér méi shāng liáng chū jié guǒ zhī qián, |
| [02:36.660] | mǎ: zhè gè wèi zhì shuí dōu bié zuò. |
| [02:39.240] | shěn: bié zuò, nǐ jiù shuō bié zuò, shì ba, |
| [02:41.220] | shěn: nǐ bié, zhàn, zhè zé zǎ de, shéi zhī dào shà ya zhè shì, |
| [02:44.870] | shěn: měi ge rén qíng xù zǎ jiù zhè me bō dòng ne? |
| [02:47.560] | ài: gāng cái lǎo shī lái le yī tàng le, |
| [02:49.280] | ài: jiù yīn wèi zhàn zhè gè zuò ér chǎo qǐ lái le, |
| [02:51.570] | ài: lǎo shī shuō xíng, nà nǐ men zì jǐ xiān shāng liáng gè jiě jué bàn fǎ ba, |
| [02:54.380] | ài: zhè bù jiù luò yí kuài le ma, jiù kāi shǐ hāo tóu fà. |
| [02:56.760] | shěn: jiù zhè me diǎn shì ér, wǒ xiā shuō a, |
| [03:00.230] | shěn: chún shǔ gè rén yì jiàn, |
| [03:01.660] | shěn: wǒ jué de zán méi bì yào dōu sǐ dīng zhè yí gè zuò wèi, |
| [03:04.720] | shěn: shén me shì zuì hǎo, zuì shì hé zì jǐ de cái shì zuì hǎo. |
| [03:08.290] | mǎ: jīng pì, nà nǐ shuō wǒ jiā hái zi, |
| [03:10.850] | mǎ: zǎ zhè me shì hé zhè gè wèi zhì ne! |
| [03:13.660] | cháng: qí shí nǐ xiàn zài zuò nà gè wèi zhì jiù bù cuò. |
| [03:16.510] | mǎ: nà wǒ jué de nǐ xiàn zài zuò de nà gè wèi zhì yě bù cuò. |
| [03:19.150] | shěn: nà nǐ liǎ yào dōu jué de duì miàn dí wèi zhì bù cuò, |
| [03:21.110] | shěn: nǐ liǎ huàn yī xià bù jiù wán le ma? |
| [03:23.310] | mǎ: nǐ zǎ tīng bù chū hǎo lài huà ne? |
| [03:25.550] | cháng: nǐ shuō guò hǎo huà ma? |
| [03:27.450] | shěn: bié chǎo, bié chǎo, bié chǎo, |
| [03:29.210] | shěn: yī shuō dào wèi zhì, jiù shuō dào wǒ de zhuān yè le, |
| [03:32.390] | shěn: wǒ shì zuò fáng wū zhōng jiè de, |
| [03:36.270] | shěn: lái, qǐng gè wèi yí bù, |
| [03:38.280] | shěn: wǒ gěi dà jiā jiè shào yī xià, zhè bān lǐ zuò wèi de tè diǎn. |
| [03:42.640] | shěn: zhè gè qián miàn zhè yī pái a, kě yǐ zhēn zhèng de suàn shì shì xué bà qū, a. |
| [03:48.420] | shěn: nà zhōng jiān zhè yī piàn ne, jiào xiū xián yú lè qū, a. |
| [03:52.770] | shěn: zuì hòu yī pái a, jiào yǎng lǎo ōu, |
| [03:56.660] | shěn: kàn dào zhè bǎ jiǎo de zuò wèi méi yǒu, zhè shì wǒ ér zi xiàn zài zuò de wèi zhì, jiào gé lí qū. |
| [04:02.690] | shěn: zá jiā hái zi zuò nǎ? |
| [04:06.890] | cháng: wǒ jiā hái zi zuò yǎng lǎo ōu. |
| [04:10.110] | cháng: qí shí wǒ zhè rén méi yǒu nà me xiē shì, |
| [04:12.020] | cháng: hái zi zuò nǎ dōu yí yàng, guān jiàn shì wǒ jiā hái zi jìn shì, |
| [04:15.610] | cháng: 300 duō dù, hēng yǔ qì cí, suǒ yǐ zhǐ néng zuò zhe dì yī wèi, hēng yǔ qì cí |
| [04:19.310] | ài: hēi, hēi, 300 duō dù jiù zuò zhè ér, nà wǒ jiā hái zi hái 400 dù ne. |
| [04:24.220] | cháng: wǒ shuō de shì zuǒ yǎn 300, yòu yǎn 1600. |
| [04:28.360] | ài: zuǒ yǎn 300, yòu yǎn 1600, |
| [04:30.900] | ài: zǒu lù tā bù pǎo piān ma tā? |
| [04:33.380] | cháng: pǎo piān nà, wǒ liǎ shàng jiē, |
| [04:35.850] | cháng: jīng cháng shì zǒu zhe zǒu zhe tā jiù shàng zhǔ lù le. |
| [04:38.990] | mǎ: nà nǐ zhè xīn tǐng dà a, |
| [04:40.400] | mǎ: hái gē zhe ér qiǎng zuò ne, |
| [04:41.820] | mǎ: gǎn jǐn dài hái zi shàng yī yuàn qiǎng jiù qù ba, qǐ lái. |
| [04:44.960] | cháng: bié duì wǒ. |
| [04:45.830] | mǎ: duì le. |
| [04:46.670] | cháng: bié duì, bié, |
| [04:47.410] | cháng: nǐ yào bù yòng yǔ yán duì wǒ, nǐ yào bù yòng xíng dòng duì wǒ, |
| [04:49.410] | cháng: nǐ kě yí yàng duì. |
| [04:50.500] | mǎ: shuāng duì, zěn me de? |
| [04:52.090] | shěn: bié chǎo, bié chǎo. |
| [04:53.500] | cháng: bù kě lǐ yù. |
| [04:54.420] | shěn: lái lái lái, xiōng dì zuò zhe ér gǎn shòu yī xià. |
| [04:56.150] | cháng: zěn me le |
| [04:56.890] | shěn: yào xiǎng hái zi xué xí chéng jī hǎo, |
| [04:58.340] | shěn: zuò zhè ér kěn dìng méi yǒu pǎo ér, |
| [05:01.100] | shěn: zhè shì xué bà qū zuì zhōng xīn chù de wèi zhì, kě yǐ jiào tā bà zhōng bà. |
| [05:04.560] | wèi: yě kě yǐ shuō shì xué bà qū de qū zhǎng. |
| [05:07.650] | cháng: shén me xué bà bù xué bà de, |
| [05:08.800] | cháng: méi yǒu nà me zhòng yào, dàn shì qū zhǎng kě yǐ a |
| [05:14.150] | cháng: wèn tí shì rén jiā jiā zhǎng yuàn bù yuàn yì gēn wǒ huàn zhè gè zuò ér |
| [05:17.760] | ài: yuàn yì, yuàn yì, wǒ hái zi jiù zuò zhè ér, suí shí diào. |
| [05:21.860] | ài: fǎn zhèng wǒ dé ràng wǒ hái zi zuò zhè ér, |
| [05:23.340] | ài: lí lǎo shī yuè jìn yuè hǎo. |
| [05:25.460] | shěn: xiōng dì, zá jiā hái zi jiù chà zhe zhè me yī pái le. |
| [05:28.220] | ài: wǒ hái zi gè ér ǎi |
| [05:29.620] | wèi: nǐ hái zi gè ér ǎi |
| [05:31.050] | ài: ēng, wǒ hái zi wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, |
| [05:34.140] | ài: zuò zhè ér tā yě jiù zhè me gāo, |
| [05:36.280] | ài: bié shuō qián miàn zuò gè rén le, |
| [05:37.730] | ài: jiù zhè zhuō zǐ dōu yǒu diǎn dǎng tā shì xiàn. |
| [05:39.970] | wèi: nǐ zhàn qǐ lái, zhàn qǐ lái, |
| [05:44.720] | wèi: nǐ duō gāo |
| [05:45.790] | ài: wǒ 187 |
| [05:46.730] | wèi: nǐ xí fù ne |
| [05:47.740] | ài: yī mǐ jiǔ |
| [05:48.880] | wèi: nà shi nǐ jiā hái zi ma? |
| [05:50.960] | ài: wǒ jiā hái zi fā yù màn, |
| [05:52.740] | ài: wǒ hé wǒ xí fù zhè gè gè ér, |
| [05:53.700] | ài: yě shì qù nián cái cuàn qǐ lái de |
| [05:55.080] | wèi: kě lā dǎo ba |
| [05:56.840] | shěn: zá jiā hái zi zhè jī yīn kěn dìng méi wèn tí, |
| [05:59.440] | shěn: hái zi wèi shà zhǎng de màn, |
| [06:00.580] | shěn: nà kěn dìng shì quē gài a, |
| [06:01.530] | shěn: zěn me bǔ gài kuài, shài tài yáng a, |
| [06:03.890] | shěn: lái, gē men, lái lái lái, zuò zhe ér, |
| [06:07.910] | shěn: gǎn shòu yī xià, zhè yáng guāng chōng zú bù |
| [06:11.300] | ài: hēng |
| [06:12.150] | shěn: zá jiā hái zi yào zuò zhè ér, |
| [06:13.130] | shěn: nà gè ér kěn dìng shì tiān tiān wǎng qǐ cuàn, |
| [06:14.670] | shěn: yì tiān yī ge yàng ér |
| [06:16.330] | ài: éi, nǐ hái zhēn bié shuō, |
| [06:18.750] | ài: nǐ jiù kàn wǒ jiù gēn zhe ér shài le zhè me yī huì, |
| [06:20.120] | ài: nǐ kàn wǒ zhè kù tuǐ dōu yì diǎn duǎn le, éi. |
| [06:24.070] | ài: bù xíng le, bù xíng le, |
| [06:24.670] | ài: wǒ bù néng zài shài le, zài shài a, |
| [06:27.260] | ài: wǒ zhè gè kù zi jiù gāi biàn chéng kù chǎ le |
| [06:29.840] | wèi: suǒ yǐ nǐ jiā hái zi zuò nà wèi zhì tè bié hé shì |
| [06:32.060] | ài: shì bú shì |
| [06:32.610] | shěn: méi cuò ba |
| [06:33.280] | ài: xíng |
| [06:33.900] | shěn: zá jiā hái zi zuò nǎ ér |
| [06:35.140] | wèi: wǒ méi hái zi |
| [06:37.250] | shěn: nǐ méi hái zi, nà nǐ guò lái fù dú lái le |
| [06:40.740] | wèi: bú shì, wǒ shì gěi wǒ dì di huàn zuò wèi lái le |
| [06:43.730] | shěn: nǐ dì di, duō dà a |
| [06:46.210] | wèi: bā suì |
| [06:47.270] | shěn: qīn dì di? |
| [06:48.140] | wèi: qīn dì di |
| [06:49.130] | shěn: nà nǐ duō dà a |
| [06:50.140] | wèi: wǔ shí sān |
| [06:50.860] | shěn: duō shǎo |
| [06:51.520] | wèi: bú shì, bú shì, |
| [06:52.240] | wèi: sān shí wǔ, nǐ dōu gěi wǒ wèn měng le, |
| [06:54.190] | wèi: zhè bù qián jǐ nián, wǒ bà mā jué de wǒ yǒu diǎn gū dān, |
| [06:56.750] | wèi: jiù gěi wǒ yào le gè xiǎo dì di |
| [06:59.840] | shěn: zhè me dà suì shù le hái néng..... |
| [07:01.990] | shěn: liǎo bù qǐ a, |
| [07:03.090] | shěn: nà wǒ dé zhù èr lǎo shòu bǐ nán shān, zài chuàng huī huáng |
| [07:07.320] | wèi: tā men, tā men huì de |
| [07:09.900] | shěn: āi yā, zhè lǎo lái de zi, |
| [07:11.400] | shěn: nà shi zán men bān de bǎo bèi a, |
| [07:12.780] | shěn: nà jiù zuò zhè le, zán bù dòng le |
| [07:14.540] | wèi: zuò zhè ér yǒu shén me hǎo de ya |
| [07:16.380] | shěn: xià tiān kào zhe qiáng liáng kuài ba, |
| [07:18.320] | shěn: dōng tiān zhè yǒu nuǎn qì, |
| [07:19.800] | shěn: hái zi jiǎo yào liáng le, |
| [07:20.910] | shěn: bǎ xié diàn chōu chū lái fàng zhè ér shàng miàn kǎo kǎo, |
| [07:23.130] | shěn: shì ba, è le zài kǎo gè dì guā, duō hǎo a |
| [07:25.540] | wèi: ná bù chū chuàn wèi le ma? |
| [07:27.570] | shěn: yě méi ràng nǐ bǎ dì guā fàng xié diàn shàng kǎo a, |
| [07:29.320] | shěn: zán yí yàng yí yàng kǎo a |
| [07:31.200] | wèi: éi, yǒu diǎn dào lǐ a |
| [07:32.390] | mǎ: hǎo guì tā bà, wǒ tì dà jiā huo xiè xiè nǐ a, |
| [07:35.360] | mǎ: nǐ kàn bāng dà jiā zhǎo dào le shì hé zì jǐ de wèi zhì, |
| [07:38.030] | mǎ: nà zhè gè wèi zhì jiù shì wǒ men jiā de le |
| [07:42.060] | shěn: nǐ kàn nǐ zhè rén, |
| [07:43.140] | shěn: wǒ gāng gěi dà jiā ān fǔ hǎo, |
| [07:44.240] | shěn: nǐ yòu mào chū lái le, |
| [07:45.790] | shěn: nà nǐ shuō, nǐ jiā hái zi shà wèn tí |
| [07:48.500] | mǎ: wǒ jiā hái zi zuì dà de wèn tí a, |
| [07:50.460] | mǎ: jiù shì zhǎng de tài piào liàng le, |
| [07:52.930] | mǎ: nǐ shuō wǒ gū niáng zhǎng de nà me piào liàng, |
| [07:54.240] | mǎ: nǐ ràng tā zuò hòu miàn, |
| [07:55.610] | mǎ: nà shàng kè de shí hòu quán bān nán tóng xué dōu qí shuā shuā huí tóu kàn tā le, |
| [07:58.980] | mǎ: shuí hái kàn lǎo shī a |
| [08:00.560] | mǎ: nà bù dān wù rén jiā qián chéng ma? |
| [08:02.680] | mǎ: dān wù qián chéng bù shuō, |
| [08:04.440] | mǎ: zǒng zhè me huí tóu, jǐng zhuī yě shòu bù liǎo a |
| [08:11.570] | shěn: lái lái lái lái lái, gěi wǒ kàn kàn, |
| [08:13.970] | shěn: hái zi dào dǐ duō piào liàng |
| [08:15.840] | mǎ: nǐ kàn |
| [08:17.290] | shěn: zuò hòu miàn qù |
| [08:18.930] | mǎ: shà yì sī a |
| [08:20.290] | shěn: zhè dōu cháng chéng shà yàng le |
| [08:22.490] | mǎ: ya, zhè shì wǒ xiǎo shí hòu zhào piān, |
| [08:26.830] | mǎ: zhè shì wǒ gū niáng de |
| [08:28.800] | shěn: ya, zhǎng zhè me hǎo kàn |
| [08:29.940] | mǎ: piào liàng ba |
| [08:31.040] | shěn: nà bǎ hái zǐ ān pái zài zhè ér, |
| [08:31.810] | shěn: bù bǎ hái zi dān wù le ma? |
| [08:33.650] | shěn: zhè yán zhí zhè me gāo, |
| [08:34.380] | shěn: yīng gāi zuò xiū xián yú lè qū a, |
| [08:36.520] | shěn: tí qǐ shì yìng shì yìng, |
| [08:37.490] | shěn: zhǎng dà jìn yú lè quān, |
| [08:38.370] | shěn: dāng dà míng xīng duō hǎo a, |
| [08:40.480] | shěn: zài zhè ér gēn tā men zhēng shà a, |
| [08:41.980] | shěn: tiān tiān zài lǎo shī yǎn pí zi dǐ xià, |
| [08:43.850] | shěn: zài zhè ér kàn zhe, nà duō jǐn zhāng a, |
| [08:46.150] | shěn: jīng shén yā lì duō dà a |
| [08:48.750] | mǎ: zhè zuò ér, jīng shén yā lì nà me dà ne |
| [08:50.600] | shěn: nà kě bù |
| [08:52.400] | mǎ: nà zán gēn lǎo shī shāng liáng shāng liáng, |
| [08:54.110] | mǎ: bǎ zhè zuò chè le ba, fàng gè lǜ zhí. |
| [08:59.160] | shěn: fàng lǜ zhí yě xíng, |
| [09:01.220] | shěn: fàng wǒ jiā hái zi yě xíng, |
| [09:03.590] | mǎ: nǐ bú shì shuō zuò zhè ér yā lì dà ma? |
| [09:05.390] | mǎ: hái zi bù gǎn dòng |
| [09:07.190] | shěn: hái zi bù gǎn dòng nà shi bié de hái zi, |
| [09:09.150] | shěn: ǎn jiā hái zi duō dòng zhèng |
| [09:11.230] | mǎ: a |
| [09:11.770] | shěn: tā kè lǎo shī, |
| [09:12.800] | shěn: tā yì tiān dào wǎn hún shēn shàng xià nǎ ér dōu dòng, |
| [09:14.730] | shěn: tā jiù nǎo zi bù dòng, |
| [09:16.760] | shěn: yā lì yào zhēn yào dà, |
| [09:17.900] | shěn: nà jiù ràng tā shì yìng shì yìng, |
| [09:19.300] | shěn: a, yí ge rén káng qǐ lái |
| [09:20.820] | quán tǐ: éi, éi, éi |
| [09:22.130] | wèi: nǐ shì bú shì hū yōu wǒ men ne |
| [09:23.580] | ài: bú duì a, wǒ shuō bù shàng lái, |
| [09:24.970] | ài: fǎn zhèng jiù gǎn jué nǎ bú duì |
| [09:26.840] | mǎ: xiǎo suàn pán dǎ tǐng hǎo a, |
| [09:28.250] | mǎ: shuō bàn tiān nǐ xiǎng zuò zhè ér, |
| [09:29.710] | mǎ: nǐ gěi wǒ zhàn qǐ lái |
| [09:31.290] | shěn: bié yī jīng yī zhà de |
| [09:33.030] | mǎ: nǐ zhī dào wǒ men jiā wèi le ràng hái zi jìn zhè suǒ xué xiào fù chū duō shǎo ma? |
| [09:37.470] | mǎ: jiā lǐ bié shù mài le, |
| [09:38.810] | mǎ: huàn le gè wǔ shí píng de xué qū fáng. |
| [09:41.980] | mǎ: nà me hǎo de shì yè yě fàng qì le, |
| [09:44.350] | mǎ: bái tiān zài jiā xǐ yī zuò fàn, |
| [09:46.920] | mǎ: wǎn shàng gěi hái zi fǔ dǎo gōng kè, |
| [09:49.270] | mǎ: bàn yè děng hái zi shuì le, |
| [09:51.230] | mǎ: hái dé shàng wǎng zuò zhí bō jiào dù pí wǔ, |
| [09:54.080] | mǎ: nǐ shuō, wǒ lǎo gōng róng yì ma? |
| [10:00.860] | shěn: shuí jiā róng yì a? |
| [10:03.020] | shěn: shuí bù xiǎng bǎ zuì hǎo de dōu gěi hái zi, |
| [10:05.600] | shěn: wǒ yì tiān dǎ sān fèn gōng, |
| [10:07.180] | shěn: tiān tiān péi kè hù hē jiǔ, |
| [10:08.440] | shěn: yī hē hē dào hòu bàn yè, |
| [10:09.670] | shěn: wǒ yī huí jiā hái zi zǎo jiù shuì zháo le, |
| [10:11.060] | shěn: wǒ yí gè yuè yí gè yuè jiàn bù zháo tā, |
| [10:12.390] | shěn: wǒ róng yì, |
| [10:14.460] | shěn: lái, gào sù wǒ jǐ diǎn le? |
| [10:16.960] | shěn: shí zhēn dōu méi le, |
| [10:17.930] | shěn: wǒ dōu shě bù dé xiū, |
| [10:19.970] | shěn: wǒ yī kàn biǎo wǒ jiù xiǎng qǐ le nà shǒu gē, shí zhēn dōu qù nǎ ér le |
| [10:27.370] | shěn: kàn wǒ zhè shuāng xié, |
| [10:29.100] | shěn: wǒ lǎo zhàng rén de, lǐ miàn diàn le liù fù xié diàn. |
| [10:32.110] | ài: xiǎn gāo a. |
| [10:33.030] | shěn: dà. |
| [10:34.250] | ài: xiǎn gāo dà. |
| [10:36.900] | shěn: lái kàn zhe zhè shēn xī zhuāng, |
| [10:38.540] | shěn: kàn zhe rén mú gǒu yàng de, diào shǎi ér, |
| [10:45.850] | shěn: bái chèn shān dōu rǎn lán le, |
| [10:47.830] | shěn: wǒ jiù bù gěi dà jiā zhǎn shì wǒ zhè liǎng tiáo dà lán tuǐ le. |
| [10:51.450] | cháng: chèn shān shì bù hǎo xǐ, |
| [10:52.970] | cháng: dàn shì tuǐ kě yǐ qín xǐ xǐ. |
| [10:55.610] | shěn: xǐ le, bù dàn méi xǐ diào, |
| [10:56.880] | shěn: hái rǎn yī shǒu, yǒu yì tiān zǎo shàng wǒ hái zi wèn tā mā, |
| [10:59.740] | shěn: shuō zá jiā shā fā shàng pā zhe de nà gè lán jīng líng shì shuí? |
| [11:05.290] | shěn: shuí jiā róng yì? |
| [11:08.370] | ài: kě lián tiān xià fù mǔ xīn, |
| [11:10.050] | ài: dōu shì wèi le hái zi. |
| [11:11.950] | wèi: wǒ shì wèi le wǒ xiōng dì, |
| [11:14.400] | wèi: wèi xiōng dì liǎng lèi chā dāo. |
| [11:16.700] | mǎ: yào shuō bù róng yì ya, |
| [11:18.030] | mǎ: dōu bù róng yì, |
| [11:19.770] | mǎ: hǎo guì tā bà, |
| [11:21.770] | mǎ: bǎ xié chuān shang ba, |
| [11:24.170] | mǎ: jiǎo tài chòu le. |
| [11:25.910] | ài: què shí a, |
| [11:26.550] | ài: yǒu diǎn tài chòu le. |
| [11:27.570] | hǎo jiàn shǒu jī xiǎng |
| [11:30.250] | shěn: wèi, nǐ hǎo, kāi xīn má huā fáng wū zhōng jiè, xiǎo hǎo, |
| [11:33.130] | shěn: yǒu shén me kě yǐ wéi nín xiào láo de? |
| [11:35.910] | shěn: lǎo shī, lǎo shī wǒ zài bān lǐ ne, tiāo zuò ér ne, |
| [11:44.910] | shěn: duì bù qǐ, lǎo shī, wǒ hú tú le, |
| [11:49.820] | shěn: duì bù qǐ, lǎo shī wǒ cuò le. |
| [11:53.990] | ài: wán le, nǐ kàn lǎo shī shì bú shì shēng qì le. |
| [12:04.790] | cháng: xiōng dì, lǎo shī gēn nǐ shuō shí mǒ le? |
| [12:09.430] | shěn: gēn lǎo shī tōng wán huà, wǒ míng bái le, |
| [12:13.260] | shěn: wǒ zǒu cuò bān le. |
| [12:18.170] | mǎ: nǐ zhè diē shì zěn me dāng de ya? |
| [12:20.660] | mǎ: hái zi zài něi gè bān bù zhī dào, |
| [12:21.960] | mǎ: hái zài zhè ér qiǎng zuò ne, |
| [12:23.260] | mǎ: zhè shì èr nián jí yī bān. |
| [12:25.090] | shěn: yī bān wǒ zhī dào, |
| [12:27.150] | shěn: wǒ shì bù zhī dào tā yǐ jīng shàng sān nián jí le. |
| [12:31.300] | wèi: nà nǐ zhè zhēn shì yǒu diǎn kě xiào le. |
| [12:34.640] | shěn: lǎo shī gāng cái yě xiào huà wǒ bàn tiān shuō, |
| [12:37.470] | shěn: hái zi jǐ nián jí le nǐ dōu bù zhī dào, |
| [12:38.950] | shěn: hái zài na r qiǎng zuò ér ne, |
| [12:41.240] | shěn: bǎ shén me dōu gěi hái zi qiǎng dào zuì hǎo de le, |
| [12:42.510] | shěn: hái zi jiù hǎo le, |
| [12:45.170] | shěn: hái zi de jiào yù bù néng guāng zhǐ wàng xué xiào gēn lǎo shī, |
| [12:48.660] | shěn: jiā zhǎng de péi bàn yě hěn zhòng yào, |
| [12:52.450] | shěn: yī zhí jué zhe zì jǐ shì gè tè bié chèn zhí de fù qīn, |
| [12:57.180] | shěn: xiàn zài xiǎng xiǎng jìn r dōu shǐ wāi le, |
| [13:01.530] | shěn: zuò ér wǒ bù qiǎng le, |
| [13:02.930] | shěn: jīn ér zǎo diǎn ér huí qù péi hái zi, |
| [13:04.620] | shěn: gè wèi, zài jiàn. |
| [13:15.240] | cháng: dǎ diàn huà ér zi, |
| [13:16.600] | cháng: jīn tiān bà bà zǎo diǎn ér huí jiā péi nǐ hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [13:19.100] | cháng: a. bù shì yìng, |
| [13:21.710] | cháng: bié zhè yàng, bà bà yě bù shì yìng, |
| [13:24.740] | cháng: zán yé liǎ shì yìng shì yìng, bù jiù shì yìng le ma? |
| [13:27.880] | wèi: dǎ diàn huà wèi, xiǎo dì a, |
| [13:29.460] | wèi: nǐ zhī dào lǎo shī gěi nǐ fēn nà gè zuò wèi zài shén me qū ma? |
| [13:32.250] | wèi: zài yǎng lǎo ōu, duì, shì yě tǐng hǎo de, |
| [13:34.870] | wèi: wǒ jué de tǐng bù cuò. |
| [13:37.150] | mǎ: dǎ diàn huà wèi, lǎo gōng ya, |
| [13:38.680] | mǎ: cóng jīn tiān kāi shǐ wǒ gěi hái zi fǔ dǎo gōng kè, |
| [13:41.630] | mǎ: nǐ ne jiù zhuān xīn jiào dù pí wǔ. |
| [13:45.590] | ài: dǎ diàn huà āi, xí fù, |
| [13:46.920] | ài: wǒ wèn nǐ gè shì ér, |
| [13:47.970] | ài: zá jiā hái zi shì èr nián yī bān ma? |
| [13:49.940] | ài: nà jiù hǎo, nà jiù hǎo. |
| [13:52.270] | zhù hái zi men zhuó zhuàng chéng zhǎng |
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