| [00:00.00] | 二愣子 |
| [00:00.71] | 电话不接，微信不回，什么情况？ |
| [00:03.00] | 赶紧跑步到村委会，本主任找你有急事儿 |
| [00:06.77] | 乡亲们好！ |
| [00:08.34] | 我就是大喇叭里喊的孙二愣子 |
| [00:11.64] | 大家认识我吧 |
| [00:15.04] | 我是我们村儿的著名表演艺术家 |
| [00:18.62] | 因为只要上边儿一来领导到我们村 |
| [00:21.24] | 我们村主任就让我扮演各种不同的角色 |
| [00:24.25] | 演戏给领导看，主要是吹捧他 |
| [00:29.78] | |
| [00:31.77] | 就这么喊我，肯定是上边儿又来人了 |
| [00:34.61] | 你们说，今天我还能帮助他糊弄领导吗？ |
| [00:37.71] | |
| [00:41.35] | 谁喊“能”呢？ |
| [00:42.58] | 能，你上来 |
| [00:44.80] | 这么好看的小女孩儿什么活儿都敢接 |
| [00:47.47] | 嘿！孙二愣子 |
| [00:49.90] | 句主任 |
| [00:50.62] | 你是不是要反天啊？怎么才来？ |
| [00:52.95] | 我这不来了嘛 |
| [00:54.59] | 检查组一会儿就到 |
| [00:55.80] | 老规矩，关键的时候冲上去 |
| [00:58.19] | 当着领导的面儿，使劲儿地吹捧我 |
| [01:00.69] | 行。老规矩，把今天吹捧您的台词给我 |
| [01:05.20] | 这么重要的事儿我给忘了 |
| [01:07.44] | 那完了 |
| [01:08.30] | 你没给我词儿，我怎么吹呀？ |
| [01:10.52] | 不要紧，你就说我干过的那些“好事儿” |
| [01:14.33] | 你，干过好事儿吗？ |
| [01:19.30] | 我干过还用你吹吗？ |
| [01:21.61] | 主任啊，你换个人演行不行啊？ |
| [01:24.09] | 咱村儿这么多人，你不能可着我一个人糟蹋 |
| [01:27.66] | 我舍不得你这张脸啊 |
| [01:30.03] | 大家看看这张脸，多么具有欺骗性 |
| [01:34.65] | 貌似忠厚，一脸单纯 |
| [01:37.32] | 主任的意思是 |
| [01:38.04] | 我轻易不骗人，一骗骗一片 |
| [01:41.76] | 你个臭小子 |
| [01:44.26] | 主任啊，你看咱周围那几个村 |
| [01:47.10] | 人家村主任带着大家都过上好日子了 |
| [01:49.48] | 北小旺村 |
| [01:50.51] | 人家村主任带着大家修水渠、建大棚 |
| [01:52.83] | 现在人家是绿色生态园 |
| [01:54.90] | 还有黄弥村 |
| [01:55.97] | 那过去是有名的贫困村 |
| [01:57.45] | 人家村主任带着大家建了食品加工厂 |
| [01:59.68] | 人家早就脱贫致富了 |
| [02:01.76] | 您要像 拉倒吧 |
| [02:03.29] | 你看看那几个村主任累得腰都直不起来了 |
| [02:07.14] | 你再看看我的腰 |
| [02:10.48] | 你腰在哪儿呢？ |
| [02:13.44] | 你管我腰在哪儿呢 |
| [02:14.51] | 我的腰依然坚挺 |
| [02:16.58] | 这大腰子，肥呀 |
| [02:19.06] | 别给我整那没用的 |
| [02:20.48] | 我告诉你啊 |
| [02:21.64] | 你今年要是演好了 |
| [02:22.95] | 你们家的危房改造款，我立刻批给你 |
| [02:25.69] | 那我要演不好呢？ |
| [02:27.26] | 你就等着危房变废墟 |
| [02:29.75] | 我演。句主任，我今天一定玩儿命演 |
| [02:32.22] | 但是今天这个场面，你一个人撑不下来 |
| [02:34.70] | 我请了个主角儿，你给他打个下手 |
| [02:37.70] | 啊？咱村还有会演戏的？ |
| [02:39.97] | 老刘头儿新招的上门女婿 |
| [02:42.51] | 县剧团的 |
| [02:43.60] | 人家县剧团能给您干这个？ |
| [02:45.83] | 他要是不干，呵呵 |
| [02:47.61] | 我不给他老丈人办低保 |
| [02:49.59] | 低保是国家定的政策，你说不给就不给啊？ |
| [02:52.78] | 怎么的？我的地盘儿我做主 |
| [02:56.51] | 那是啥？ |
| [02:58.29] | 驴呀 |
| [02:59.24] | 驴？我要是说它是马，我看谁敢说它是驴 |
| [03:06.91] | 你敢吗？ |
| [03:07.97] | 我不敢 |
| [03:09.50] | 你就说它是你，我们也没意见 |
| [03:12.71] | 主任啊，开会了 |
| [03:14.38] | 等会儿 |
| [03:15.80] | 老刘头儿女婿已经往这儿来了 |
| [03:17.93] | 哎，我不认识他，我没见过呀 |
| [03:19.90] | 我也没见过 |
| [03:21.01] | 没事儿，他骑自行车来的 |
| [03:23.09] | 他可没干过这活儿 |
| [03:24.09] | 啊，你给他好好说说戏 |
| [03:25.56] | 等检查组一到 |
| [03:26.72] | 你们俩就冲上去 |
| [03:28.00] | 给我掀起个高潮 高潮 高潮 |
| [03:34.91] | 看着造型吧，还高 |
| [03:37.08] | 撑得跟个球似的 |
| [03:38.71] | 我到哪儿给你整高潮 |
| [03:40.40] | 对 对 对 对 对，我就是高潮 |
| [03:46.28] | 领导，这次暗访啊，别的村都很好 |
| [03:49.41] | 只有句主任这个村，老百姓的意见很大 |
| [03:52.60] | 对，我就是要看看他们到底怎么演戏 |
| [03:57.51] | |
| [03:59.10] | 来了 |
| [04:00.27] | 老刘头儿的女婿，来帮着村主任演戏 |
| [04:04.22] | 演戏？ |
| [04:05.32] | 上边来领导，帮着主任演戏，糊弄领导 |
| [04:08.91] | 嗯啊...... |
| [04:11.13] | 来就来了，嗯啥啊 |
| [04:13.72] | 县剧团的是吧 |
| [04:15.39] | 条件不错，五官长得很清秀 |
| [04:19.28] | 我跟你说啊 |
| [04:20.80] | 一会儿领导来了，你精神点儿啊 |
| [04:22.99] | 也没刮风，别老眯着眼 |
| [04:28.86] | 没眯，睁着呢 |
| [04:32.66] | 睁着呢？哎呀 我的妈呀 |
| [04:35.73] | 这眼睛长得也太自私了 |
| [04:37.60] | 它能看见别人，别人看不见它 |
| [04:42.92] | 什么意思啊？ |
| [04:44.18] | 没啥意思，算你睁着呢 |
| [04:47.11] | 什么叫算啊，一直睁着！ |
| [04:49.34] | 哎呀 我的妈呀 |
| [04:50.35] | 县剧团儿长得也太磕碜了 |
| [04:53.43] | 他女婿 哎 |
| [04:54.19] | 来来来 来 |
| [04:58.41] | 你属啥呀？ |
| [04:59.79] | 属猪 |
| [05:01.21] | 过年儿六十啦？ |
| [05:04.70] | 三十六的猪 |
| [05:06.82] | 我的妈呀 这谁能看得出来呀 |
| [05:09.51] | 这脸长得上下五千年 沧桑啊 |
| [05:17.55] | 怎么的了这是？ |
| [05:19.13] | 没事儿 哎呀 我的妈呀 |
| [05:21.66] | 其实你来吧 我也理解 |
| [05:23.68] | 是吧 你是为了你老岳父的低保 是吧 |
| [05:26.91] | 我是为了要我们家的危房改造款 |
| [05:29.09] | 要不谁能干这缺德事儿 |
| [05:30.58] | 诶...咱干啥缺德事儿了？ |
| [05:34.07] | 句主任说了 |
| [05:34.84] | 一会儿上边领导来了以后，咱俩冲上去 |
| [05:36.96] | 使劲儿地吹他 |
| [05:38.49] | 吹他？那他干什么好事儿了？ |
| [05:40.71] | 他干好事，他连人事儿都没干过 |
| [05:45.00] | 哎呀，那这不是睁眼说瞎话吗 |
| [05:49.61] | 哎哟我的妈呀 哎哟我的妈呀 |
| [05:51.68] | 演戏 县剧团的 一秒入戏 |
| [05:54.26] | 眼睛真能睁开呀 |
| [05:58.41] | 一会儿领导来了你再演 |
| [06:00.03] | 你老岳父的低保就下来了 |
| [06:02.24] | 哦 对 对 对 对 |
| [06:03.51] | 不演不给办低保是吧 |
| [06:05.63] | 句主任不会这么说，句主任会让你等 |
| [06:08.92] | 那等到什么时候啊？ |
| [06:09.99] | 等到低保下来 |
| [06:11.55] | 你的老岳父已经不疼不痒，往那儿一躺 |
| [06:15.35] | 老享福喽 |
| [06:18.58] | 什么意思啊？ |
| [06:19.90] | 嗝儿屁喽 |
| [06:22.24] | 我跟你说啊 |
| [06:23.55] | 一会儿领导来了以后使劲儿吹 |
| [06:25.88] | 那不行，不了解情况我不能瞎吹 |
| [06:29.20] | 我怕给吹爆了 |
| [06:30.87] | 你别吹爆了 |
| [06:31.67] | 你再把我危房改造款给我崩没了 |
| [06:33.65] | 来来来 你念这封表扬信 |
| [06:35.98] | 这封信我上回念过一次，反正也不是一波领导 |
| [06:38.86] | 你写的？ |
| [06:40.27] | 我写的，主任花钱雇人写的 |
| [06:43.82] | 我是不是得背一背啊？ |
| [06:45.25] | 背你可背不下来 |
| [06:46.82] | 这词儿我看了半年了，我都背不下来 |
| [06:48.74] | 为什么呢？ |
| [06:50.21] | 不是人话的词儿不好背 |
| [06:53.09] | 哦 我还真想看看，这不是人话的话 |
| [06:57.18] | 它是什么话 |
| [06:59.00] | 小山村里创奇迹 冲出亚洲 |
| [07:01.36] | 你这么念可不行啊 句主任要的是高潮 |
| [07:04.55] | 你得使点儿劲儿 |
| [07:05.66] | 使劲儿 |
| [07:06.86] | 你想想你老岳父 |
| [07:08.59] | 低保 嗝儿屁了 |
| [07:11.35] | 小山村里创奇迹 |
| [07:14.67] | 冲出亚洲奔国际 |
| [07:17.60] | 定上一个小目标 |
| [07:20.04] | 咱先赚它两个亿 |
| [07:24.83] | |
| [07:25.84] | 一年赚两个亿 |
| [07:27.81] | 主任就是遥控器 |
| [07:30.13] | 遥控器一发射 |
| [07:32.21] | 历史记录全打破 |
| [07:34.54] | 破纪录争第一 |
| [07:36.51] | 主任就是挖掘机 |
| [07:38.63] | 挖掘机哪家强 |
| [07:40.56] | 主任展翅要飞翔 |
| [07:42.47] | 要 ——飞 ——翔 |
| [07:44.54] | |
| [07:46.71] | 行了 老岳父低保下来了 |
| [07:48.74] | 你们就这么演戏呀 这也太简单了吧 |
| [07:51.71] | 哎呀我的妈呀 你县剧团你还瞧不起人 |
| [07:54.49] | 你是摊上个容易演的 你演个难的你试试 |
| [07:57.18] | 有难的吗？ |
| [07:58.14] | 那当然了 |
| [07:59.05] | 上次领导来的时候 |
| [08:00.46] | 主任让我演个贫困户，老难演了 |
| [08:02.93] | 你还演过这个呀 |
| [08:04.95] | 那你给我们演演呗 |
| [08:06.37] | 别闹了 真是的 |
| [08:08.00] | 演演 群众的呼声 |
| [08:12.75] | 你不演一会儿我不会演 |
| [08:15.58] | 你这人...来，你把这曲子给我放一下 |
| [08:18.51] | 还有音乐啊 |
| [08:19.34] | 那当然了。那天领导来的时候 |
| [08:21.56] | 主任专门安排大喇叭里边就放这个曲子 |
| [08:24.08] | 就为了烘托个气氛 |
| [08:25.34] | 这曲子主任给我的，让我平时拿它练 |
| [08:29.33] | 开始（音乐响起） |
| [08:30.95] | |
| [08:32.66] | （下面就由歌词君为大家描绘一下画面） |
| [08:33.57] | |
| [08:35.35] | （孙二愣子眼望远方，满含深情） |
| [08:40.20] | 入戏了 |
| [08:44.00] | （双唇微微颤抖着...） |
| [08:47.59] | （向着前方踱步，此时双眼已满是泪水） |
| [08:51.88] | （他抽泣着，转过身体，与领导双手紧握） |
| [08:55.97] | 领导 |
| [08:58.20] | 谢谢领导还想着我们这么一个偏僻的小山村 |
| [09:03.86] | 其实我们的日子过得非常好 |
| [09:06.70] | 因为我们有一个好得带头人 |
| [09:09.37] | 谁呀？ |
| [09:11.20] | 他...他...他... |
| [09:16.53] | 他就是我们的村主任啊 |
| [09:19.89] | 主任他 他 他... |
| [09:28.27] | 哎哟 小伙子 你真哭啊 |
| [09:32.82] | 不哭不行 |
| [09:34.24] | 我上回光打雷不下雨，主任罚我五百块钱 |
| [09:37.27] | 五百呀 |
| [09:39.41] | 哎哟 那你们主任这么厉害，你们干嘛要选他呢？ |
| [09:43.86] | 哎哟 我的妈呀 这个问题问得好啊 |
| [09:45.84] | 我跟你说，选村主任的时候，我们主任有招儿 |
| [09:49.76] | 你看啊，选主任的时候 |
| [09:51.63] | 每个人手里可以投两个候选人 |
| [09:54.82] | 主任说了，第一票你就投你自己，人性不 |
| [09:58.67] | 第二票你必须投我，谦虚不 |
| [10:02.21] | 最后一唱票 |
| [10:03.27] | 全村男女老少，每个人都是一票 |
| [10:06.01] | 就我们主任票最多，他选上了 |
| [10:11.61] | 他选上了 |
| [10:13.48] | 那你们主任没有怕的人吗？ |
| [10:17.48] | 他怕上边来人 |
| [10:18.79] | 上回来了个领导，就说了一句话 |
| [10:21.37] | 你这什么情况 |
| [10:22.58] | 那把他吓得，在家哆嗦好几天 |
| [10:24.99] | 哦...那我要是上边来的呢？ |
| [10:28.84] | 你还上边来的，你给我上一边儿去 |
| [10:31.79] | 嘿 嘿 孙二愣子 |
| [10:33.46] | 哎 主任 |
| [10:34.27] | 你可以回去了啊 |
| [10:35.13] | 不是...我没演呢 |
| [10:36.91] | 演什么演呢 |
| [10:37.72] | 都这个点儿了，检查组肯定不来了 |
| [10:39.24] | 嗯...你把我的危房改造款批了吧 |
| [10:41.44] | 你也没演，我批什么批呀？ |
| [10:43.79] | 那没演也不赖我呀 |
| [10:45.72] | 那赖我呀？那不检查组不是没来吗？ |
| [10:48.45] | 那检查组为啥不来呀 |
| [10:50.72] | 你还盼着检查组来呀 |
| [10:52.44] | 有能耐你把检查组找过来，我现在就给你批！ |
| [10:56.04] | 你咋知道我找不来呢！ |
| [10:58.26] | 什么意思啊 |
| [10:58.91] | 啥意思，检查组来了！ |
| [11:01.39] | 哪儿呢？ |
| [11:03.86] | 他，检查组的 |
| [11:06.86] | 你站起来 |
| [11:10.59] | 县剧团的，全靠你了，你帮帮我啊 |
| [11:15.39] | 您是？ |
| [11:16.30] | 我姓高，专项检查组的 |
| [11:19.33] | 高潮来了 |
| [11:25.80] | 你没胡说吧？ |
| [11:26.81] | 没有 |
| [11:28.57] | 演 |
| [11:29.68] | 啊 |
| [11:31.24] | 演 |
| [11:33.87] | 演吗 |
| [11:35.68] | 那他危房改造款没给我批，我能演吗 |
| [11:41.55] | 他这个危房改造款什么情况啊？ |
| [11:44.99] | 情况就是...批呀 |
| [11:48.04] | 已经批了...拿...拿着 |
| [11:54.06] | 老刘头儿低保能批吗？ |
| [11:56.38] | 那个低保什么情况啊？ |
| [11:59.11] | 它早就批...批了，拿...拿...拿着 |
| [12:04.68] | 那你罚我那五百块钱呢 |
| [12:09.82] | 什么情况 |
| [12:11.75] | 他有点儿犹豫 |
| [12:13.01] | 是吗？ |
| [12:13.67] | 还还还...我逗他玩儿呢！ |
| [12:17.33] | 拿...拿着，不扛逗 |
| [12:25.23] | 领导，您都看见了吧 |
| [12:27.36] | 群众利益无小事 |
| [12:28.97] | 我为乡亲们办事，我是尽心尽力 |
| [12:32.05] | 虽然我有病，我的腰不好 |
| [12:34.36] | 他腰什么情况？ |
| [12:35.52] | 腰，大、肥 |
| [12:38.71] | 领导，我接个电话 |
| [12:40.69] | （趁着句主任接电话的间隙，孙二愣子把高科长拉到旁边的小树） |
| [12:42.96] | 没想到你这么好使 |
| [12:45.94] | 可惜你只是个县剧团 |
| [12:47.77] | 你要真是检查组的该多好 |
| [12:51.43] | 对对对，高科长已经到我们这儿了 |
| [12:55.57] | 请高科长听电话。好好好 |
| [12:58.50] | （高科长接过电话，望向孙二愣子） |
| [13:01.41] | 该多好，高科长 |
| [13:07.39] | 你们往这儿来了，好好好 |
| [13:09.75] | 一会儿咱们村委会见 |
| [13:18.57] | 什么情况 |
| [13:22.01] | 你...真是高科长？ 啊 |
| [13:26.20] | 你眼睛不小 |
| [13:29.40] | 小，我的眼睛长得太自私 |
| [13:32.70] | 领导，这小子不会说话 |
| [13:34.16] | 他说的全都是实话 |
| [13:35.78] | 你是天天在跟我们演戏啊！ |
| [13:38.30] | 别的村为什么过上好日子了 |
| [13:40.48] | 是因为所有的村主任 |
| [13:42.04] | 每天都在想着给老百姓办实事 |
| [13:45.49] | 你整天想的是怎么弄虚作假，糊弄领导 |
| [13:48.77] | 这老百姓能过上好日子吗 |
| [13:51.36] | 领导 |
| [13:53.64] | 你的情况啊，组织上已经掌握了 |
| [13:56.71] | 一会儿要找你谈一谈 |
| [13:58.28] | 要跟我谈话啊，什么意思 |
| [14:00.91] | 你要嗝儿 |
| [14:02.43] | 一会儿我们也谈一谈 |
| [14:05.30] | 我也嗝儿了 |
| [14:07.22] | 你敢不敢把你刚才说的形成文字材料 |
| [14:10.81] | 敢，签字画押我都敢 |
| [14:13.24] | 有党和政府给咱撑腰，咱老百姓啥都不怕 |
| [14:19.11] | 领导，我承认，我... |
| [14:22.04] | 我承认我在工作上还有很多缺点和不足 |
| [14:24.36] | 但是我始终没有忘记，我也是苦出身 |
| [14:27.90] | 我是农民的儿子 |
| [14:29.93] | 你还知道自个儿是苦出身，农民的儿子呀 |
| [14:32.46] | 你不给老百姓办低保的时候 |
| [14:34.64] | 怎么没想到农民是你爹呢？ |
| [14:36.40] | 你卡老百姓的危房改造款的时候 |
| [14:38.83] | 怎么没想到老百姓是你爹呢？ |
| [14:41.00] | 你在村里欺下瞒上，祸祸老百姓的时候 |
| [14:44.24] | 怎么没想到农民是你爹呢？ |
| [14:47.33] | 说得好！ |
| [14:48.20] | 领导，我们不要他这样的儿子，坑爹！ |
| [00:00.00] | er leng zi |
| [00:00.71] | dian hua bu jie, wei xin bu hui, shen me qing kuang? |
| [00:03.00] | gan jin pao bu dao cun wei hui, ben zhu ren zhao ni you ji shi er |
| [00:06.77] | xiang qin men hao! |
| [00:08.34] | wo jiu shi da la ba li han de sun er leng zi |
| [00:11.64] | da jia ren shi wo ba |
| [00:15.04] | wo shi wo men cun er de zhu ming biao yan yi shu jia |
| [00:18.62] | yin wei zhi yao shang bian r yi lai ling dao dao wo men cun |
| [00:21.24] | wo men cun zhu ren jiu rang wo ban yan ge zhong bu tong de jue se |
| [00:24.25] | yan xi gei ling dao kan, zhu yao shi chui peng ta |
| [00:29.78] | |
| [00:31.77] | jiu zhe me han wo, ken ding shi shang bian r you lai ren le |
| [00:34.61] | ni men shuo, jin tian wo hai neng bang zhu ta hu nong ling dao ma? |
| [00:37.71] | |
| [00:41.35] | shui han" neng" ne? |
| [00:42.58] | neng, ni shang lai |
| [00:44.80] | zhe me hao kan de xiao nv hai er shen me huo er dou gan jie |
| [00:47.47] | hei! sun er leng zi |
| [00:49.90] | ju zhu ren |
| [00:50.62] | ni shi bu shi yao fan tian a? zen me cai lai? |
| [00:52.95] | wo zhe bu lai le ma |
| [00:54.59] | jian cha zu yi hui er jiu dao |
| [00:55.80] | lao gui ju, guan jian de shi hou chong shang qu |
| [00:58.19] | dang zhe ling dao de mian r, shi jin r di chui peng wo |
| [01:00.69] | xing. lao gui ju, ba jin tian chui peng nin de tai ci gei wo |
| [01:05.20] | zhe me zhong yao de shi er wo gei wang le |
| [01:07.44] | na wan le |
| [01:08.30] | ni mei gei wo ci er, wo zen me chui ya? |
| [01:10.52] | bu yao jin, ni jiu shuo wo gan guo de nei xie" hao shi er" |
| [01:14.33] | ni, gan guo hao shi er ma? |
| [01:19.30] | wo gan guo hai yong ni chui ma? |
| [01:21.61] | zhu ren a, ni huan ge ren yan xing bu xing a? |
| [01:24.09] | zan cun er zhe me duo ren, ni bu neng ke zhe wo yi ge ren zao ta |
| [01:27.66] | wo she bu de ni zhe zhang lian a |
| [01:30.03] | da jia kan kan zhe zhang lian, duo me ju you qi pian xing |
| [01:34.65] | mao si zhong hou, yi lian dan chun |
| [01:37.32] | zhu ren de yi si shi |
| [01:38.04] | wo qing yi bu pian ren, yi pian pian yi pian |
| [01:41.76] | ni ge chou xiao zi |
| [01:44.26] | zhu ren a, ni kan zan zhou wei na ji ge cun |
| [01:47.10] | ren jia cun zhu ren dai zhe da jia dou guo shang hao ri zi le |
| [01:49.48] | bei xiao wang cun |
| [01:50.51] | ren jia cun zhu ren dai zhe da jia xiu shui qu jian da peng |
| [01:52.83] | xian zai ren jia shi lv se sheng tai yuan |
| [01:54.90] | hai you huang mi cun |
| [01:55.97] | na guo qu shi you ming de pin kun cun |
| [01:57.45] | ren jia cun zhu ren dai zhe da jia jian le shi pin jia gong chang |
| [01:59.68] | ren jia zao jiu tuo pin zhi fu le |
| [02:01.76] | nin yao xiang la dao ba |
| [02:03.29] | ni kan kan na ji ge cun zhu ren lei de yao dou zhi bu qi lai le |
| [02:07.14] | ni zai kan kan wo de yao |
| [02:10.48] | ni yao zai na er ne? |
| [02:13.44] | ni guan wo yao zai na er ne |
| [02:14.51] | wo de yao yi ran jian ting |
| [02:16.58] | zhe da yao zi, fei ya |
| [02:19.06] | bie gei wo zheng na mei yong de |
| [02:20.48] | wo gao su ni a |
| [02:21.64] | ni jin nian yao shi yan hao le |
| [02:22.95] | ni men jia de wei fang gai zao kuan, wo li ke pi gei ni |
| [02:25.69] | na wo yao yan bu hao ne? |
| [02:27.26] | ni jiu deng zhe wei fang bian fei xu |
| [02:29.75] | wo yan. ju zhu ren, wo jin tian yi ding wan er ming yan |
| [02:32.22] | dan shi jin tian zhe ge chang mian, ni yi ge ren cheng bu xia lai |
| [02:34.70] | wo qing le ge zhu jue er, ni gei ta da ge xia shou |
| [02:37.70] | a? zan cun hai you hui yan xi de? |
| [02:39.97] | lao liu tou er xin zhao de shang men nv xu |
| [02:42.51] | xian ju tuan de |
| [02:43.60] | ren jia xian ju tuan neng gei nin gan zhe ge? |
| [02:45.83] | ta yao shi bu gan, he he |
| [02:47.61] | wo bu gei ta lao zhang ren ban di bao |
| [02:49.59] | di bao shi guo jia ding de zheng ce, ni shuo bu gei jiu bu gei a? |
| [02:52.78] | zen me de? wo de di pan er wo zuo zhu |
| [02:56.51] | na shi sha? |
| [02:58.29] | lv ya |
| [02:59.24] | lv? wo yao shi shuo ta shi ma, wo kan shui gan shuo ta shi lv |
| [03:06.91] | ni gan ma? |
| [03:07.97] | wo bu gan |
| [03:09.50] | ni jiu shuo ta shi ni, wo men ye mei yi jian |
| [03:12.71] | zhu ren a, kai hui le |
| [03:14.38] | deng hui er |
| [03:15.80] | lao liu tou er nv xu yi jing wang zhe er lai le |
| [03:17.93] | ai, wo bu ren shi ta, wo mei jian guo ya |
| [03:19.90] | wo ye mei jian guo |
| [03:21.01] | mei shi er, ta qi zi xing che lai de |
| [03:23.09] | ta ke mei gan guo zhe huo er |
| [03:24.09] | a, ni gei ta hao hao shuo shuo xi |
| [03:25.56] | deng jian cha zu yi dao |
| [03:26.72] | ni men lia jiu chong shang qu |
| [03:28.00] | gei wo xian qi ge gao chao gao chao gao chao |
| [03:34.91] | kan zhe zao xing ba, hai gao |
| [03:37.08] | cheng de gen ge qiu shi de |
| [03:38.71] | wo dao na er gei ni zheng gao chao |
| [03:40.40] | dui dui dui dui dui, wo jiu shi gao chao |
| [03:46.28] | ling dao, zhe ci an fang a, bie de cun dou hen hao |
| [03:49.41] | zhi you ju zhu ren zhe ge cun, lao bai xing de yi jian hen da |
| [03:52.60] | dui, wo jiu shi yao kan kan ta men dao di zen me yan xi |
| [03:57.51] | |
| [03:59.10] | lai le |
| [04:00.27] | lao liu tou er de nv xu, lai bang zhe cun zhu ren yan xi |
| [04:04.22] | yan xi? |
| [04:05.32] | shang bian lai ling dao, bang zhe zhu ren yan xi, hu nong ling dao |
| [04:08.91] | ng a...... |
| [04:11.13] | lai jiu lai le, sha a |
| [04:13.72] | xian ju tuan de shi ba |
| [04:15.39] | tiao jian bu cuo, wu guan zhang de hen qing xiu |
| [04:19.28] | wo gen ni shuo a |
| [04:20.80] | yi hui er ling dao lai le, ni jing shen dian er a |
| [04:22.99] | ye mei gua feng, bie lao mi zhuo yan |
| [04:28.86] | mei mi, zheng zhe ne |
| [04:32.66] | zheng zhe ne? ai ya wo de ma ya |
| [04:35.73] | zhe yan jing zhang de ye tai zi si le |
| [04:37.60] | ta neng kan jian bie ren, bie ren kan bu jian ta |
| [04:42.92] | shen me yi si a? |
| [04:44.18] | mei sha yi si, suan ni zheng zhe ne |
| [04:47.11] | shen me jiao suan a, yi zhi zheng zhe! |
| [04:49.34] | ai ya wo de ma ya |
| [04:50.35] | xian ju tuan er zhang de ye tai ke chen le |
| [04:53.43] | ta nv xu ai |
| [04:54.19] | lai lai lai lai |
| [04:58.41] | ni shu sha ya? |
| [04:59.79] | shu zhu |
| [05:01.21] | guo nian er liu shi la? |
| [05:04.70] | san shi liu de zhu |
| [05:06.82] | wo de ma ya zhe shui neng kan de chu lai ya |
| [05:09.51] | zhe lian zhang de shang xia wu qian nian cang sang a |
| [05:17.55] | zen me de le zhe shi? |
| [05:19.13] | mei shi er ai ya wo de ma ya |
| [05:21.66] | qi shi ni lai ba wo ye li jie |
| [05:23.68] | shi ba ni shi wei le ni lao yue fu de di bao shi ba |
| [05:26.91] | wo shi wei le yao wo men jia de wei fang gai zao kuan |
| [05:29.09] | yao bu shui neng gan zhe que de shi er |
| [05:30.58] | ei... zan gan sha que de shi er le? |
| [05:34.07] | ju zhu ren shuo le |
| [05:34.84] | yi hui er shang bian ling dao lai le yi hou, zan lia chong shang qu |
| [05:36.96] | shi jin r di chui ta |
| [05:38.49] | chui ta? na ta gan shen me hao shi er le? |
| [05:40.71] | ta gan hao shi, ta lian ren shi er dou mei gan guo |
| [05:45.00] | ai ya, na zhe bu shi zheng yan shuo xia hua ma |
| [05:49.61] | ai yo wo de ma ya ai yo wo de ma ya |
| [05:51.68] | yan xi xian ju tuan de yi miao ru xi |
| [05:54.26] | yan jing zhen neng zheng kai ya |
| [05:58.41] | yi hui er ling dao lai le ni zai yan |
| [06:00.03] | ni lao yue fu de di bao jiu xia lai le |
| [06:02.24] | o dui dui dui dui |
| [06:03.51] | bu yan bu gei ban di bao shi ba |
| [06:05.63] | ju zhu ren bu hui zhe me shuo, ju zhu ren hui rang ni deng |
| [06:08.92] | na deng dao shen me shi hou a? |
| [06:09.99] | deng dao di bao xia lai |
| [06:11.55] | ni de lao yue fu yi jing bu teng bu yang, wang na er yi tang |
| [06:15.35] | lao xiang fu lou |
| [06:18.58] | shen me yi si a? |
| [06:19.90] | ge er pi lou |
| [06:22.24] | wo gen ni shuo a |
| [06:23.55] | yi hui er ling dao lai le yi hou shi jin r chui |
| [06:25.88] | na bu xing, bu liao jie qing kuang wo bu neng xia chui |
| [06:29.20] | wo pa gei chui bao le |
| [06:30.87] | ni bie chui bao le |
| [06:31.67] | ni zai ba wo wei fang gai zao kuan gei wo beng mei le |
| [06:33.65] | lai lai lai ni nian zhe feng biao yang xin |
| [06:35.98] | zhe feng xin wo shang hui nian guo yi ci, fan zheng ye bu shi yi bo ling dao |
| [06:38.86] | ni xie de? |
| [06:40.27] | wo xie de, zhu ren hua qian gu ren xie de |
| [06:43.82] | wo shi bu shi de bei yi bei a? |
| [06:45.25] | bei ni ke bei bu xia lai |
| [06:46.82] | zhe ci er wo kan le ban nian le, wo dou bei bu xia lai |
| [06:48.74] | wei shi me ne? |
| [06:50.21] | bu shi ren hua de ci er bu hao bei |
| [06:53.09] | o wo hai zhen xiang kan kan, zhe bu shi ren hua de hua |
| [06:57.18] | ta shi shen me hua |
| [06:59.00] | xiao shan cun li chuang qi ji chong chu ya zhou |
| [07:01.36] | ni zhe me nian ke bu xing a ju zhu ren yao de shi gao chao |
| [07:04.55] | ni de shi dian er jin r |
| [07:05.66] | shi jin r |
| [07:06.86] | ni xiang xiang ni lao yue fu |
| [07:08.59] | di bao ge er pi le |
| [07:11.35] | xiao shan cun li chuang qi ji |
| [07:14.67] | chong chu ya zhou ben guo ji |
| [07:17.60] | ding shang yi ge xiao mu biao |
| [07:20.04] | zan xian zhuan ta liang ge yi |
| [07:24.83] | |
| [07:25.84] | yi nian zhuan liang ge yi |
| [07:27.81] | zhu ren jiu shi yao kong qi |
| [07:30.13] | yao kong qi yi fa she |
| [07:32.21] | li shi ji lu quan da po |
| [07:34.54] | po ji lu zheng di yi |
| [07:36.51] | zhu ren jiu shi wa jue ji |
| [07:38.63] | wa jue ji na jia qiang |
| [07:40.56] | zhu ren zhan chi yao fei xiang |
| [07:42.47] | yao fei xiang |
| [07:44.54] | |
| [07:46.71] | xing le lao yue fu di bao xia lai le |
| [07:48.74] | ni men jiu zhe me yan xi ya zhe ye tai jian dan le ba |
| [07:51.71] | ai ya wo de ma ya ni xian ju tuan ni hai qiao bu qi ren |
| [07:54.49] | ni shi tan shang ge rong yi yan de ni yan ge nan de ni shi shi |
| [07:57.18] | you nan de ma? |
| [07:58.14] | na dang ran le |
| [07:59.05] | shang ci ling dao lai de shi hou |
| [08:00.46] | zhu ren rang wo yan ge pin kun hu, lao nan yan le |
| [08:02.93] | ni hai yan guo zhe ge ya |
| [08:04.95] | na ni gei wo men yan yan bei |
| [08:06.37] | bie nao le zhen shi de |
| [08:08.00] | yan yan qun zhong de hu sheng |
| [08:12.75] | ni bu yan yi hui er wo bu hui yan |
| [08:15.58] | ni zhe ren... lai, ni ba zhe qu zi gei wo fang yi xia |
| [08:18.51] | hai you yin yue a |
| [08:19.34] | na dang ran le. na tian ling dao lai de shi hou |
| [08:21.56] | zhu ren zhuan men an pai da la ba li bian jiu fang zhe ge qu zi |
| [08:24.08] | jiu wei le hong tuo ge qi fen |
| [08:25.34] | zhe qu zi zhu ren gei wo de, rang wo ping shi na ta lian |
| [08:29.33] | kai shi yin yue xiang qi |
| [08:30.95] | |
| [08:32.66] | xia mian jiu you ge ci jun wei da jia miao hui yi xia hua mian |
| [08:33.57] | |
| [08:35.35] | sun er leng zi yan wang yuan fang, man han shen qing |
| [08:40.20] | ru xi le |
| [08:44.00] | shuang chun wei wei chan dou zhe... |
| [08:47.59] | xiang zhe qian fang duo bu, ci shi shuang yan yi man shi lei shui |
| [08:51.88] | ta chou qi zhe, zhuan guo shen ti, yu ling dao shuang shou jin wo |
| [08:55.97] | ling dao |
| [08:58.20] | xie xie ling dao hai xiang zhe wo men zhe me yi ge pian pi de xiao shan cun |
| [09:03.86] | qi shi wo men de ri zi guo de fei chang hao |
| [09:06.70] | yin wei wo men you yi ge hao de dai tou ren |
| [09:09.37] | shui ya? |
| [09:11.20] | ta... ta... ta... |
| [09:16.53] | ta jiu shi wo men de cun zhu ren a |
| [09:19.89] | zhu ren ta ta ta... |
| [09:28.27] | ai yo xiao huo zi ni zhen ku a |
| [09:32.82] | bu ku bu xing |
| [09:34.24] | wo shang hui guang da lei bu xia yu, zhu ren fa wo wu bai kuai qian |
| [09:37.27] | wu bai ya |
| [09:39.41] | ai yo na ni men zhu ren zhe me li hai, ni men gan ma yao xuan ta ne? |
| [09:43.86] | ai yo wo de ma ya zhe ge wen ti wen de hao a |
| [09:45.84] | wo gen ni shuo, xuan cun zhu ren de shi hou, wo men zhu ren you zhao er |
| [09:49.76] | ni kan a, xuan zhu ren de shi hou |
| [09:51.63] | mei ge ren shou li ke yi tou liang ge hou xuan ren |
| [09:54.82] | zhu ren shuo le, di yi piao ni jiu tou ni zi ji, ren xing bu |
| [09:58.67] | di er piao ni bi xu tou wo, qian xu bu |
| [10:02.21] | zui hou yi chang piao |
| [10:03.27] | quan cun nan nv lao shao, mei ge ren dou shi yi piao |
| [10:06.01] | jiu wo men zhu ren piao zui duo, ta xuan shang le |
| [10:11.61] | ta xuan shang le |
| [10:13.48] | na ni men zhu ren mei you pa de ren ma? |
| [10:17.48] | ta pa shang bian lai ren |
| [10:18.79] | shang hui lai le ge ling dao, jiu shuo le yi ju hua |
| [10:21.37] | ni zhe shen me qing kuang |
| [10:22.58] | na ba ta xia de, zai jia duo suo hao ji tian |
| [10:24.99] | o... na wo yao shi shang bian lai de ne? |
| [10:28.84] | ni hai shang bian lai de, ni gei wo shang yi bian er qu |
| [10:31.79] | hei hei sun er leng zi |
| [10:33.46] | ai zhu ren |
| [10:34.27] | ni ke yi hui qu le a |
| [10:35.13] | bu shi... wo mei yan ne |
| [10:36.91] | yan shen me yan ne |
| [10:37.72] | dou zhe ge dian er le, jian cha zu ken ding bu lai le |
| [10:39.24] | ... ni ba wo de wei fang gai zao kuan pi le ba |
| [10:41.44] | ni ye mei yan, wo pi shen me pi ya? |
| [10:43.79] | na mei yan ye bu lai wo ya |
| [10:45.72] | na lai wo ya? na bu jian cha zu bu shi mei lai ma? |
| [10:48.45] | na jian cha zu wei sha bu lai ya |
| [10:50.72] | ni hai pan zhe jian cha zu lai ya |
| [10:52.44] | you neng nai ni ba jian cha zu zhao guo lai, wo xian zai jiu gei ni pi! |
| [10:56.04] | ni za zhi dao wo zhao bu lai ne! |
| [10:58.26] | shen me yi si a |
| [10:58.91] | sha yi si, jian cha zu lai le! |
| [11:01.39] | na er ne? |
| [11:03.86] | ta, jian cha zu de |
| [11:06.86] | ni zhan qi lai |
| [11:10.59] | xian ju tuan de, quan kao ni le, ni bang bang wo a |
| [11:15.39] | nin shi? |
| [11:16.30] | wo xing gao, zhuan xiang jian cha zu de |
| [11:19.33] | gao chao lai le |
| [11:25.80] | ni mei hu shuo ba? |
| [11:26.81] | mei you |
| [11:28.57] | yan |
| [11:29.68] | a |
| [11:31.24] | yan |
| [11:33.87] | yan ma |
| [11:35.68] | na ta wei fang gai zao kuan mei gei wo pi, wo neng yan ma |
| [11:41.55] | ta zhe ge wei fang gai zao kuan shen me qing kuang a? |
| [11:44.99] | qing kuang jiu shi... pi ya |
| [11:48.04] | yi jing pi le... na... na zhe |
| [11:54.06] | lao liu tou er di bao neng pi ma? |
| [11:56.38] | na ge di bao shen me qing kuang a? |
| [11:59.11] | ta zao jiu pi... pi le, na... na... na zhe |
| [12:04.68] | na ni fa wo na wu bai kuai qian ne |
| [12:09.82] | shen me qing kuang |
| [12:11.75] | ta you dian er you yu |
| [12:13.01] | shi ma? |
| [12:13.67] | hai hai hai... wo dou ta wan er ne! |
| [12:17.33] | na... na zhe, bu kang dou |
| [12:25.23] | ling dao, nin dou kan jian le ba |
| [12:27.36] | qun zhong li yi wu xiao shi |
| [12:28.97] | wo wei xiang qin men ban shi, wo shi jin xin jin li |
| [12:32.05] | sui ran wo you bing, wo de yao bu hao |
| [12:34.36] | ta yao shen me qing kuang? |
| [12:35.52] | yao, da fei |
| [12:38.71] | ling dao, wo jie ge dian hua |
| [12:40.69] | chen zhe ju zhu ren jie dian hua de jian xi, sun er leng zi ba gao ke zhang la dao pang bian de xiao shu |
| [12:42.96] | mei xiang dao ni zhe me hao shi |
| [12:45.94] | ke xi ni zhi shi ge xian ju tuan |
| [12:47.77] | ni yao zhen shi jian cha zu de gai duo hao |
| [12:51.43] | dui dui dui, gao ke zhang yi jing dao wo men zhe er le |
| [12:55.57] | qing gao ke zhang ting dian hua. hao hao hao |
| [12:58.50] | gao ke zhang jie guo dian hua, wang xiang sun er leng zi |
| [13:01.41] | gai duo hao, gao ke zhang |
| [13:07.39] | ni men wang zhe er lai le, hao hao hao |
| [13:09.75] | yi hui er zan men cun wei hui jian |
| [13:18.57] | shen me qing kuang |
| [13:22.01] | ni... zhen shi gao ke zhang? a |
| [13:26.20] | ni yan jing bu xiao |
| [13:29.40] | xiao, wo de yan jing zhang de tai zi si |
| [13:32.70] | ling dao, zhe xiao zi bu hui shuo hua |
| [13:34.16] | ta shuo de quan dou shi shi hua |
| [13:35.78] | ni shi tian tian zai gen wo men yan xi a! |
| [13:38.30] | bie de cun wei shi me guo shang hao ri zi le |
| [13:40.48] | shi yin wei suo you de cun zhu ren |
| [13:42.04] | mei tian du zai xiang zhe gei lao bai xing ban shi shi |
| [13:45.49] | ni zheng tian xiang de shi zen me nong xu zuo jia, hu nong ling dao |
| [13:48.77] | zhe lao bai xing neng guo shang hao ri zi ma |
| [13:51.36] | ling dao |
| [13:53.64] | ni de qing kuang a, zu zhi shang yi jing zhang wo le |
| [13:56.71] | yi hui er yao zhao ni tan yi tan |
| [13:58.28] | yao gen wo tan hua a, shen me yi si |
| [14:00.91] | ni yao ge er |
| [14:02.43] | yi hui er wo men ye tan yi tan |
| [14:05.30] | wo ye ge er le |
| [14:07.22] | ni gan bu gan ba ni gang cai shuo de xing cheng wen zi cai liao |
| [14:10.81] | gan, qian zi hua ya wo dou gan |
| [14:13.24] | you dang he zheng fu gei zan cheng yao, zan lao bai xing sha dou bu pa |
| [14:19.11] | ling dao, wo cheng ren, wo... |
| [14:22.04] | wo cheng ren wo zai gong zuo shang hai you hen duo que dian he bu zu |
| [14:24.36] | dan shi wo shi zhong mei you wang ji, wo ye shi ku chu shen |
| [14:27.90] | wo shi nong min de er zi |
| [14:29.93] | ni hai zhi dao zi ge er shi ku chu shen, nong min de er zi ya |
| [14:32.46] | ni bu gei lao bai xing ban di bao de shi hou |
| [14:34.64] | zen me mei xiang dao nong min shi ni die ne? |
| [14:36.40] | ni ka lao bai xing de wei fang gai zao kuan de shi hou |
| [14:38.83] | zen me mei xiang dao lao bai xing shi ni die ne? |
| [14:41.00] | ni zai cun li qi xia man shang, huo huo lao bai xing de shi hou |
| [14:44.24] | zen me mei xiang dao nong min shi ni die ne? |
| [14:47.33] | shuo de hao! |
| [14:48.20] | ling dao, wo men bu yao ta zhe yang de er zi, keng die! |
| [00:00.00] | èr lèng zǐ |
| [00:00.71] | diàn huà bù jiē, wēi xìn bù huí, shén me qíng kuàng? |
| [00:03.00] | gǎn jǐn pǎo bù dào cūn wěi huì, běn zhǔ rèn zhǎo nǐ yǒu jí shì ér |
| [00:06.77] | xiāng qīn men hǎo! |
| [00:08.34] | wǒ jiù shì dà lǎ bā lǐ hǎn de sūn èr lèng zǐ |
| [00:11.64] | dà jiā rèn shi wǒ ba |
| [00:15.04] | wǒ shì wǒ men cūn ér de zhù míng biǎo yǎn yì shù jiā |
| [00:18.62] | yīn wèi zhǐ yào shàng bian r yī lái lǐng dǎo dào wǒ men cūn |
| [00:21.24] | wǒ men cūn zhǔ rèn jiù ràng wǒ bàn yǎn gè zhǒng bù tóng de jué sè |
| [00:24.25] | yǎn xì gěi lǐng dǎo kàn, zhǔ yào shì chuī pěng tā |
| [00:29.78] | |
| [00:31.77] | jiù zhè me hǎn wǒ, kěn dìng shì shàng bian r yòu lái rén le |
| [00:34.61] | nǐ men shuō, jīn tiān wǒ hái néng bāng zhù tā hù nòng lǐng dǎo ma? |
| [00:37.71] | |
| [00:41.35] | shuí hǎn" néng" ne? |
| [00:42.58] | néng, nǐ shàng lái |
| [00:44.80] | zhè me hǎo kàn de xiǎo nǚ hái ér shén me huó ér dōu gǎn jiē |
| [00:47.47] | hēi! sūn èr lèng zǐ |
| [00:49.90] | jù zhǔ rèn |
| [00:50.62] | nǐ shì bú shì yào fǎn tiān a? zěn me cái lái? |
| [00:52.95] | wǒ zhè bù lái le ma |
| [00:54.59] | jiǎn chá zǔ yī huì ér jiù dào |
| [00:55.80] | lǎo guī jǔ, guān jiàn de shí hòu chōng shǎng qù |
| [00:58.19] | dāng zhe lǐng dǎo de miàn r, shǐ jìn r dì chuī pěng wǒ |
| [01:00.69] | xíng. lǎo guī jǔ, bǎ jīn tiān chuī pěng nín de tái cí gěi wǒ |
| [01:05.20] | zhè me zhòng yào de shì ér wǒ gěi wàng le |
| [01:07.44] | nà wán le |
| [01:08.30] | nǐ méi gěi wǒ cí ér, wǒ zěn me chuī ya? |
| [01:10.52] | bú yào jǐn, nǐ jiù shuō wǒ gàn guò de nèi xiē" hǎo shì ér" |
| [01:14.33] | nǐ, gàn guò hǎo shì ér ma? |
| [01:19.30] | wǒ gàn guò hái yòng nǐ chuī ma? |
| [01:21.61] | zhǔ rèn a, nǐ huàn gè rén yǎn xíng bù xíng a? |
| [01:24.09] | zán cūn ér zhè me duō rén, nǐ bù néng kě zhe wǒ yí ge rén zāo tà |
| [01:27.66] | wǒ shě bù dé nǐ zhè zhāng liǎn a |
| [01:30.03] | dà jiā kàn kàn zhè zhāng liǎn, duō me jù yǒu qī piàn xìng |
| [01:34.65] | mào sì zhōng hòu, yī liǎn dān chún |
| [01:37.32] | zhǔ rèn de yì sī shì |
| [01:38.04] | wǒ qīng yì bù piàn rén, yī piàn piàn yī piàn |
| [01:41.76] | nǐ gè chòu xiǎo zi |
| [01:44.26] | zhǔ rèn a, nǐ kàn zán zhōu wéi nà jǐ gè cūn |
| [01:47.10] | rén jiā cūn zhǔ rèn dài zhe dà jiā dōu guò shàng hǎo rì zi le |
| [01:49.48] | běi xiǎo wàng cūn |
| [01:50.51] | rén jiā cūn zhǔ rèn dài zhe dà jiā xiū shuǐ qú jiàn dà péng |
| [01:52.83] | xiàn zài rén jiā shì lǜ sè shēng tài yuán |
| [01:54.90] | hái yǒu huáng mí cūn |
| [01:55.97] | nà guò qù shì yǒu míng de pín kùn cūn |
| [01:57.45] | rén jiā cūn zhǔ rèn dài zhe dà jiā jiàn le shí pǐn jiā gōng chǎng |
| [01:59.68] | rén jiā zǎo jiù tuō pín zhì fù le |
| [02:01.76] | nín yào xiàng lā dǎo ba |
| [02:03.29] | nǐ kàn kàn nà jǐ gè cūn zhǔ rèn lèi dé yāo dōu zhí bù qǐ lái le |
| [02:07.14] | nǐ zài kàn kàn wǒ de yāo |
| [02:10.48] | nǐ yāo zài nǎ ér ne? |
| [02:13.44] | nǐ guǎn wǒ yāo zài nǎ ér ne |
| [02:14.51] | wǒ de yāo yī rán jiān tǐng |
| [02:16.58] | zhè dà yāo zǐ, féi ya |
| [02:19.06] | bié gěi wǒ zhěng nà méi yòng de |
| [02:20.48] | wǒ gào sù nǐ a |
| [02:21.64] | nǐ jīn nián yào shì yǎn hǎo le |
| [02:22.95] | nǐ men jiā de wēi fáng gǎi zào kuǎn, wǒ lì kè pī gěi nǐ |
| [02:25.69] | nà wǒ yào yǎn bù hǎo ne? |
| [02:27.26] | nǐ jiù děng zhe wēi fáng biàn fèi xū |
| [02:29.75] | wǒ yǎn. jù zhǔ rèn, wǒ jīn tiān yí dìng wán ér mìng yǎn |
| [02:32.22] | dàn shì jīn tiān zhè gè chǎng miàn, nǐ yí ge rén chēng bù xià lái |
| [02:34.70] | wǒ qǐng le gè zhǔ jué ér, nǐ gěi tā dǎ gè xià shǒu |
| [02:37.70] | a? zán cūn hái yǒu huì yǎn xì de? |
| [02:39.97] | lǎo liú tou er xīn zhāo de shàng mén nǚ xù |
| [02:42.51] | xiàn jù tuán de |
| [02:43.60] | rén jiā xiàn jù tuán néng gěi nín gàn zhè gè? |
| [02:45.83] | tā yào shì bù gàn, hē hē |
| [02:47.61] | wǒ bù gěi tā lǎo zhàng rén bàn dī bǎo |
| [02:49.59] | dī bǎo shì guó jiā dìng de zhèng cè, nǐ shuō bù gěi jiù bù gěi a? |
| [02:52.78] | zěn me de? wǒ de dì pán ér wǒ zuò zhǔ |
| [02:56.51] | nà shi shà? |
| [02:58.29] | lǘ ya |
| [02:59.24] | lǘ? wǒ yào shì shuō tā shì mǎ, wǒ kàn shuí gǎn shuō tā shì lǘ |
| [03:06.91] | nǐ gǎn ma? |
| [03:07.97] | wǒ bù gǎn |
| [03:09.50] | nǐ jiù shuō tā shì nǐ, wǒ men yě méi yì jiàn |
| [03:12.71] | zhǔ rèn a, kāi huì le |
| [03:14.38] | děng huì ér |
| [03:15.80] | lǎo liú tou er nǚ xù yǐ jīng wǎng zhè ér lái le |
| [03:17.93] | āi, wǒ bù rèn shi tā, wǒ méi jiàn guò ya |
| [03:19.90] | wǒ yě méi jiàn guò |
| [03:21.01] | méi shì ér, tā qí zì xíng chē lái de |
| [03:23.09] | tā kě méi gàn guò zhè huó ér |
| [03:24.09] | a, nǐ gěi tā hǎo hǎo shuō shuō xì |
| [03:25.56] | děng jiǎn chá zǔ yí dào |
| [03:26.72] | nǐ men liǎ jiù chōng shǎng qù |
| [03:28.00] | gěi wǒ xiān qǐ gè gāo cháo gāo cháo gāo cháo |
| [03:34.91] | kàn zhe zào xíng ba, hái gāo |
| [03:37.08] | chēng dé gēn gè qiú shì de |
| [03:38.71] | wǒ dào nǎ ér gěi nǐ zhěng gāo cháo |
| [03:40.40] | duì duì duì duì duì, wǒ jiù shì gāo cháo |
| [03:46.28] | lǐng dǎo, zhè cì àn fǎng a, bié de cūn dōu hěn hǎo |
| [03:49.41] | zhǐ yǒu jù zhǔ rèn zhè gè cūn, lǎo bǎi xìng de yì jiàn hěn dà |
| [03:52.60] | duì, wǒ jiù shì yào kàn kàn tā men dào dǐ zěn me yǎn xì |
| [03:57.51] | |
| [03:59.10] | lái le |
| [04:00.27] | lǎo liú tou er de nǚ xù, lái bāng zhe cūn zhǔ rèn yǎn xì |
| [04:04.22] | yǎn xì? |
| [04:05.32] | shàng biān lái lǐng dǎo, bāng zhe zhǔ rèn yǎn xì, hù nòng lǐng dǎo |
| [04:08.91] | ng ā...... |
| [04:11.13] | lái jiù lái le, shà a |
| [04:13.72] | xiàn jù tuán de shì ba |
| [04:15.39] | tiáo jiàn bù cuò, wǔ guān zhǎng de hěn qīng xiù |
| [04:19.28] | wǒ gēn nǐ shuō a |
| [04:20.80] | yī huì ér lǐng dǎo lái le, nǐ jīng shén diǎn ér a |
| [04:22.99] | yě méi guā fēng, bié lǎo mī zhuó yǎn |
| [04:28.86] | méi mī, zhēng zhe ne |
| [04:32.66] | zhēng zhe ne? āi yā wǒ de mā ya |
| [04:35.73] | zhè yǎn jīng zhǎng de yě tài zì sī le |
| [04:37.60] | tā néng kàn jiàn bié rén, bié rén kàn bú jiàn tā |
| [04:42.92] | shén me yì sī a? |
| [04:44.18] | méi shà yì sī, suàn nǐ zhēng zhe ne |
| [04:47.11] | shén me jiào suàn a, yī zhí zhēng zhe! |
| [04:49.34] | āi yā wǒ de mā ya |
| [04:50.35] | xiàn jù tuán ér zhǎng de yě tài kē chěn le |
| [04:53.43] | tā nǚ xù āi |
| [04:54.19] | lái lái lái lái |
| [04:58.41] | nǐ shǔ shà ya? |
| [04:59.79] | shǔ zhū |
| [05:01.21] | guò nián ér liù shí la? |
| [05:04.70] | sān shí liù de zhū |
| [05:06.82] | wǒ de mā ya zhè shuí néng kàn de chū lái ya |
| [05:09.51] | zhè liǎn zhǎng de shàng xià wǔ qiān nián cāng sāng a |
| [05:17.55] | zěn me de le zhè shì? |
| [05:19.13] | méi shì ér āi yā wǒ de mā ya |
| [05:21.66] | qí shí nǐ lái ba wǒ yě lǐ jiě |
| [05:23.68] | shì ba nǐ shì wèi le nǐ lǎo yuè fù de dī bǎo shì ba |
| [05:26.91] | wǒ shì wèi le yào wǒ men jiā de wēi fáng gǎi zào kuǎn |
| [05:29.09] | yào bù shuí néng gàn zhè quē dé shì ér |
| [05:30.58] | éi... zán gàn shà quē dé shì ér le? |
| [05:34.07] | jù zhǔ rèn shuō le |
| [05:34.84] | yī huì ér shàng biān lǐng dǎo lái le yǐ hòu, zán liǎ chōng shǎng qù |
| [05:36.96] | shǐ jìn r dì chuī tā |
| [05:38.49] | chuī tā? nà tā gàn shén me hǎo shì ér le? |
| [05:40.71] | tā gàn hǎo shì, tā lián rén shì ér dōu méi gàn guò |
| [05:45.00] | āi yā, nà zhè bú shì zhēng yǎn shuō xiā huà ma |
| [05:49.61] | āi yō wǒ de mā ya āi yō wǒ de mā ya |
| [05:51.68] | yǎn xì xiàn jù tuán de yī miǎo rù xì |
| [05:54.26] | yǎn jīng zhēn néng zhēng kāi ya |
| [05:58.41] | yī huì ér lǐng dǎo lái le nǐ zài yǎn |
| [06:00.03] | nǐ lǎo yuè fù de dī bǎo jiù xià lái le |
| [06:02.24] | ó duì duì duì duì |
| [06:03.51] | bù yǎn bù gěi bàn dī bǎo shì ba |
| [06:05.63] | jù zhǔ rèn bú huì zhè me shuō, jù zhǔ rèn huì ràng nǐ děng |
| [06:08.92] | nà děng dào shén me shí hòu a? |
| [06:09.99] | děng dào dī bǎo xià lái |
| [06:11.55] | nǐ de lǎo yuè fù yǐ jīng bù téng bù yǎng, wǎng nà ér yī tǎng |
| [06:15.35] | lǎo xiǎng fú lóu |
| [06:18.58] | shén me yì sī a? |
| [06:19.90] | gé ér pì lóu |
| [06:22.24] | wǒ gēn nǐ shuō a |
| [06:23.55] | yī huì ér lǐng dǎo lái le yǐ hòu shǐ jìn r chuī |
| [06:25.88] | nà bù xíng, bù liǎo jiě qíng kuàng wǒ bù néng xiā chuī |
| [06:29.20] | wǒ pà gěi chuī bào le |
| [06:30.87] | nǐ bié chuī bào le |
| [06:31.67] | nǐ zài bǎ wǒ wēi fáng gǎi zào kuǎn gěi wǒ bēng méi le |
| [06:33.65] | lái lái lái nǐ niàn zhè fēng biǎo yáng xìn |
| [06:35.98] | zhè fēng xìn wǒ shàng huí niàn guò yī cì, fǎn zhèng yě bú shì yī bō lǐng dǎo |
| [06:38.86] | nǐ xiě de? |
| [06:40.27] | wǒ xiě de, zhǔ rèn huā qián gù rén xiě de |
| [06:43.82] | wǒ shì bú shì dé bèi yī bèi a? |
| [06:45.25] | bèi nǐ kě bèi bù xià lái |
| [06:46.82] | zhè cí ér wǒ kàn le bàn nián le, wǒ dōu bèi bù xià lái |
| [06:48.74] | wèi shí me ne? |
| [06:50.21] | bú shì rén huà de cí ér bù hǎo bèi |
| [06:53.09] | ó wǒ hái zhēn xiǎng kàn kàn, zhè bú shì rén huà de huà |
| [06:57.18] | tā shì shén me huà |
| [06:59.00] | xiǎo shān cūn lǐ chuàng qí jī chōng chū yà zhōu |
| [07:01.36] | nǐ zhè me niàn kě bù xíng a jù zhǔ rèn yào de shì gāo cháo |
| [07:04.55] | nǐ de shǐ diǎn ér jìn r |
| [07:05.66] | shǐ jìn r |
| [07:06.86] | nǐ xiǎng xiǎng nǐ lǎo yuè fù |
| [07:08.59] | dī bǎo gé ér pì le |
| [07:11.35] | xiǎo shān cūn lǐ chuàng qí jī |
| [07:14.67] | chōng chū yà zhōu bēn guó jì |
| [07:17.60] | dìng shàng yī ge xiǎo mù biāo |
| [07:20.04] | zán xiān zhuàn tā liǎng gè yì |
| [07:24.83] | |
| [07:25.84] | yī nián zhuàn liǎng gè yì |
| [07:27.81] | zhǔ rèn jiù shì yáo kòng qì |
| [07:30.13] | yáo kòng qì yī fà shè |
| [07:32.21] | lì shǐ jì lù quán dǎ pò |
| [07:34.54] | pò jì lù zhēng dì yī |
| [07:36.51] | zhǔ rèn jiù shì wā jué jī |
| [07:38.63] | wā jué jī nǎ jiā qiáng |
| [07:40.56] | zhǔ rèn zhǎn chì yào fēi xiáng |
| [07:42.47] | yào fēi xiáng |
| [07:44.54] | |
| [07:46.71] | xíng le lǎo yuè fù dī bǎo xià lái le |
| [07:48.74] | nǐ men jiù zhè me yǎn xì ya zhè yě tài jiǎn dān le ba |
| [07:51.71] | āi yā wǒ de mā ya nǐ xiàn jù tuán nǐ hái qiáo bù qǐ rén |
| [07:54.49] | nǐ shì tān shàng ge róng yì yǎn de nǐ yǎn gè nán de nǐ shì shì |
| [07:57.18] | yǒu nán de ma? |
| [07:58.14] | nà dāng rán le |
| [07:59.05] | shàng cì lǐng dǎo lái de shí hòu |
| [08:00.46] | zhǔ rèn ràng wǒ yǎn gè pín kùn hù, lǎo nán yǎn le |
| [08:02.93] | nǐ hái yǎn guò zhè gè ya |
| [08:04.95] | nà nǐ gěi wǒ men yǎn yǎn bei |
| [08:06.37] | bié nào le zhēn shi de |
| [08:08.00] | yǎn yǎn qún zhòng de hū shēng |
| [08:12.75] | nǐ bù yǎn yī huì ér wǒ bú huì yǎn |
| [08:15.58] | nǐ zhè rén... lái, nǐ bǎ zhè qǔ zi gěi wǒ fàng yī xià |
| [08:18.51] | hái yǒu yīn yuè a |
| [08:19.34] | nà dāng rán le. nà tiān lǐng dǎo lái de shí hòu |
| [08:21.56] | zhǔ rèn zhuān mén ān pái dà lǎ bā lǐ biān jiù fàng zhè gè qǔ zi |
| [08:24.08] | jiù wèi le hōng tuō gè qì fēn |
| [08:25.34] | zhè qǔ zi zhǔ rèn gěi wǒ de, ràng wǒ píng shí ná tā liàn |
| [08:29.33] | kāi shǐ yīn yuè xiǎng qǐ |
| [08:30.95] | |
| [08:32.66] | xià miàn jiù yóu gē cí jūn wèi dà jiā miáo huì yī xià huà miàn |
| [08:33.57] | |
| [08:35.35] | sūn èr lèng zǐ yǎn wàng yuǎn fāng, mǎn hán shēn qíng |
| [08:40.20] | rù xì le |
| [08:44.00] | shuāng chún wēi wēi chàn dǒu zhe... |
| [08:47.59] | xiàng zhe qián fāng duó bù, cǐ shí shuāng yǎn yǐ mǎn shì lèi shuǐ |
| [08:51.88] | tā chōu qì zhe, zhuǎn guò shēn tǐ, yǔ lǐng dǎo shuāng shǒu jǐn wò |
| [08:55.97] | lǐng dǎo |
| [08:58.20] | xiè xiè lǐng dǎo hái xiǎng zhe wǒ men zhè me yí gè piān pì de xiǎo shān cūn |
| [09:03.86] | qí shí wǒ men de rì zi guò de fēi cháng hǎo |
| [09:06.70] | yīn wèi wǒ men yǒu yí gè hǎo dé dài tóu rén |
| [09:09.37] | shuí ya? |
| [09:11.20] | tā... tā... tā... |
| [09:16.53] | tā jiù shì wǒ men de cūn zhǔ rèn a |
| [09:19.89] | zhǔ rèn tā tā tā... |
| [09:28.27] | āi yō xiǎo huǒ zi nǐ zhēn kū a |
| [09:32.82] | bù kū bù xíng |
| [09:34.24] | wǒ shàng huí guāng dǎ léi bù xià yǔ, zhǔ rèn fá wǒ wǔ bǎi kuài qián |
| [09:37.27] | wǔ bǎi ya |
| [09:39.41] | āi yō nà nǐ men zhǔ rèn zhè me lì hài, nǐ men gàn ma yào xuǎn tā ne? |
| [09:43.86] | āi yō wǒ de mā ya zhè gè wèn tí wèn dé hǎo a |
| [09:45.84] | wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, xuǎn cūn zhǔ rèn de shí hòu, wǒ men zhǔ rèn yǒu zhāo ér |
| [09:49.76] | nǐ kàn a, xuǎn zhǔ rèn de shí hòu |
| [09:51.63] | měi ge rén shǒu lǐ kě yǐ tóu liǎng gè hòu xuǎn rén |
| [09:54.82] | zhǔ rèn shuō le, dì yī piào nǐ jiù tóu nǐ zì jǐ, rén xìng bù |
| [09:58.67] | dì èr piào nǐ bì xū tóu wǒ, qiān xū bù |
| [10:02.21] | zuì hòu yí chàng piào |
| [10:03.27] | quán cūn nán nǚ lǎo shào, měi ge rén dōu shì yī piào |
| [10:06.01] | jiù wǒ men zhǔ rèn piào zuì duō, tā xuǎn shàng le |
| [10:11.61] | tā xuǎn shàng le |
| [10:13.48] | nà nǐ men zhǔ rèn méi yǒu pà de rén ma? |
| [10:17.48] | tā pà shàng biān lái rén |
| [10:18.79] | shàng huí lái le gè lǐng dǎo, jiù shuō le yī jù huà |
| [10:21.37] | nǐ zhè shén me qíng kuàng |
| [10:22.58] | nà bǎ tā xià dé, zài jiā duō suo hǎo jǐ tiān |
| [10:24.99] | ó... nà wǒ yào shì shàng biān lái de ne? |
| [10:28.84] | nǐ hái shàng biān lái de, nǐ gěi wǒ shàng yī biān ér qù |
| [10:31.79] | hēi hēi sūn èr lèng zǐ |
| [10:33.46] | āi zhǔ rèn |
| [10:34.27] | nǐ kě yǐ huí qù le a |
| [10:35.13] | bú shì... wǒ méi yǎn ne |
| [10:36.91] | yǎn shén me yǎn ne |
| [10:37.72] | dōu zhè gè diǎn ér le, jiǎn chá zǔ kěn dìng bù lái le |
| [10:39.24] | ... nǐ bǎ wǒ de wēi fáng gǎi zào kuǎn pī le ba |
| [10:41.44] | nǐ yě méi yǎn, wǒ pī shén me pī ya? |
| [10:43.79] | nà méi yǎn yě bù lài wǒ ya |
| [10:45.72] | nà lài wǒ ya? nà bù jiǎn chá zǔ bú shì méi lái ma? |
| [10:48.45] | nà jiǎn chá zǔ wèi shà bù lái ya |
| [10:50.72] | nǐ hái pàn zhe jiǎn chá zǔ lái ya |
| [10:52.44] | yǒu néng nài nǐ bǎ jiǎn chá zǔ zhǎo guò lái, wǒ xiàn zài jiù gěi nǐ pī! |
| [10:56.04] | nǐ zǎ zhī dào wǒ zhǎo bù lái ne! |
| [10:58.26] | shén me yì sī a |
| [10:58.91] | shà yì sī, jiǎn chá zǔ lái le! |
| [11:01.39] | nǎ ér ne? |
| [11:03.86] | tā, jiǎn chá zǔ de |
| [11:06.86] | nǐ zhàn qǐ lái |
| [11:10.59] | xiàn jù tuán de, quán kào nǐ le, nǐ bāng bāng wǒ a |
| [11:15.39] | nín shì? |
| [11:16.30] | wǒ xìng gāo, zhuān xiàng jiǎn chá zǔ de |
| [11:19.33] | gāo cháo lái le |
| [11:25.80] | nǐ méi hú shuō ba? |
| [11:26.81] | méi yǒu |
| [11:28.57] | yǎn |
| [11:29.68] | a |
| [11:31.24] | yǎn |
| [11:33.87] | yǎn ma |
| [11:35.68] | nà tā wēi fáng gǎi zào kuǎn méi gěi wǒ pī, wǒ néng yǎn ma |
| [11:41.55] | tā zhè gè wēi fáng gǎi zào kuǎn shén me qíng kuàng a? |
| [11:44.99] | qíng kuàng jiù shì... pī ya |
| [11:48.04] | yǐ jīng pī le... ná... ná zhe |
| [11:54.06] | lǎo liú tou er dī bǎo néng pī ma? |
| [11:56.38] | nà gè dī bǎo shén me qíng kuàng a? |
| [11:59.11] | tā zǎo jiù pī... pī le, ná... ná... ná zhe |
| [12:04.68] | nà nǐ fá wǒ nà wǔ bǎi kuài qián ne |
| [12:09.82] | shén me qíng kuàng |
| [12:11.75] | tā yǒu diǎn ér yóu yù |
| [12:13.01] | shì ma? |
| [12:13.67] | hái hái hái... wǒ dòu tā wán ér ne! |
| [12:17.33] | ná... ná zhe, bù káng dòu |
| [12:25.23] | lǐng dǎo, nín dōu kàn jiàn le ba |
| [12:27.36] | qún zhòng lì yì wú xiǎo shì |
| [12:28.97] | wǒ wèi xiāng qīn men bàn shì, wǒ shì jìn xīn jìn lì |
| [12:32.05] | suī rán wǒ yǒu bìng, wǒ de yāo bù hǎo |
| [12:34.36] | tā yāo shén me qíng kuàng? |
| [12:35.52] | yāo, dà féi |
| [12:38.71] | lǐng dǎo, wǒ jiē gè diàn huà |
| [12:40.69] | chèn zhe jù zhǔ rèn jiē diàn huà de jiàn xì, sūn èr lèng zǐ bǎ gāo kē zhǎng lā dào páng biān de xiǎo shù |
| [12:42.96] | méi xiǎng dào nǐ zhè me hǎo shǐ |
| [12:45.94] | kě xī nǐ zhǐ shì gè xiàn jù tuán |
| [12:47.77] | nǐ yào zhēn shì jiǎn chá zǔ de gāi duō hǎo |
| [12:51.43] | duì duì duì, gāo kē zhǎng yǐ jīng dào wǒ men zhè ér le |
| [12:55.57] | qǐng gāo kē zhǎng tīng diàn huà. hǎo hǎo hǎo |
| [12:58.50] | gāo kē zhǎng jiē guò diàn huà, wàng xiàng sūn èr lèng zǐ |
| [13:01.41] | gāi duō hǎo, gāo kē zhǎng |
| [13:07.39] | nǐ men wǎng zhè ér lái le, hǎo hǎo hǎo |
| [13:09.75] | yī huì ér zán men cūn wěi huì jiàn |
| [13:18.57] | shén me qíng kuàng |
| [13:22.01] | nǐ... zhēn shì gāo kē zhǎng? a |
| [13:26.20] | nǐ yǎn jīng bù xiǎo |
| [13:29.40] | xiǎo, wǒ de yǎn jīng zhǎng de tài zì sī |
| [13:32.70] | lǐng dǎo, zhè xiǎo zi bú huì shuō huà |
| [13:34.16] | tā shuō de quán dōu shì shí huà |
| [13:35.78] | nǐ shì tiān tiān zài gēn wǒ men yǎn xì a! |
| [13:38.30] | bié de cūn wèi shí me guò shàng hǎo rì zi le |
| [13:40.48] | shì yīn wèi suǒ yǒu de cūn zhǔ rèn |
| [13:42.04] | měi tiān dū zài xiǎng zhe gěi lǎo bǎi xìng bàn shí shì |
| [13:45.49] | nǐ zhěng tiān xiǎng de shì zěn me nòng xū zuò jiǎ, hù nòng lǐng dǎo |
| [13:48.77] | zhè lǎo bǎi xìng néng guò shàng hǎo rì zi ma |
| [13:51.36] | lǐng dǎo |
| [13:53.64] | nǐ de qíng kuàng a, zǔ zhī shàng yǐ jīng zhǎng wò le |
| [13:56.71] | yī huì ér yào zhǎo nǐ tán yī tán |
| [13:58.28] | yào gēn wǒ tán huà a, shén me yì sī |
| [14:00.91] | nǐ yào gé ér |
| [14:02.43] | yī huì ér wǒ men yě tán yī tán |
| [14:05.30] | wǒ yě gé ér le |
| [14:07.22] | nǐ gǎn bù gǎn bǎ nǐ gāng cái shuō de xíng chéng wén zì cái liào |
| [14:10.81] | gǎn, qiān zì huà yā wǒ dōu gǎn |
| [14:13.24] | yǒu dǎng hé zhèng fǔ gěi zán chēng yāo, zán lǎo bǎi xìng shà dōu bù pà |
| [14:19.11] | lǐng dǎo, wǒ chéng rèn, wǒ... |
| [14:22.04] | wǒ chéng rèn wǒ zài gōng zuò shàng hái yǒu hěn duō quē diǎn hé bù zú |
| [14:24.36] | dàn shì wǒ shǐ zhōng méi yǒu wàng jì, wǒ yě shì kǔ chū shēn |
| [14:27.90] | wǒ shì nóng mín de ér zi |
| [14:29.93] | nǐ hái zhī dào zì gě ér shì kǔ chū shēn, nóng mín de ér zi ya |
| [14:32.46] | nǐ bù gěi lǎo bǎi xìng bàn dī bǎo de shí hòu |
| [14:34.64] | zěn me méi xiǎng dào nóng mín shì nǐ diē ne? |
| [14:36.40] | nǐ kǎ lǎo bǎi xìng de wēi fáng gǎi zào kuǎn de shí hòu |
| [14:38.83] | zěn me méi xiǎng dào lǎo bǎi xìng shì nǐ diē ne? |
| [14:41.00] | nǐ zài cūn lǐ qī xià mán shàng, huò huò lǎo bǎi xìng de shí hòu |
| [14:44.24] | zěn me méi xiǎng dào nóng mín shì nǐ diē ne? |
| [14:47.33] | shuō de hǎo! |
| [14:48.20] | lǐng dǎo, wǒ men bú yào tā zhè yàng de ér zi, kēng diē! |
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