| Brian Boru | |
| Anniversay 2014 | |
| Brian Boru, one of the greatest and coolest high kings of ireland, will have his 1000 year anniversary on | |
| Good Friday in 2014 and we're having a party to cheer him on his way. | |
| He was the "Ard Ri", meaning "High King", so to be honest he was one of the first and most defo the last high king to unite | |
| Ireland under one monarch. | |
| When he was eighty-nine, he gave the | |
| Vikings a good 'ol | |
| Battle at | |
| Clontarf on | |
| Good Friday, 1014 and defeated them, but didn't get to make it home himself and one of de pissed off defeated | |
| Vikings, Bothair, murdered | |
| Brian, apparently in his tent! | |
| Ireland's coolest king was dead and gone, but "Brian was the last man in Erin who was a match for a hundred." | |
| So fancy coming along to celebrate on the day? |