| [00:03.01] | 孟鹤堂：现场以及电视机前的观众朋友们， |
| [00:05.68] | 孟鹤堂在这儿给您拜年了 |
| [00:11.07] | 周九良：我呢？ |
| [00:12.77] | 孟鹤堂：谁看你呀？ |
| [00:14.16] | 周九良：什么叫谁看我呀？ |
| [00:15.99] | 我也得给大伙儿拜个年呀 |
| [00:17.70] | 孟鹤堂：他也给您拜年了。 |
| [00:19.66] | 周九良：我连个名儿都没有，是吗我？ |
| [00:23.03] | 孟鹤堂：他是我的搭档，他叫周狗粮 |
| [00:28.05] | 周九良：对，别起哄了列位啊，九 |
| [00:30.95] | 孟鹤堂：我说错。 |
| [00:32.26] | 周九良：您说错了 |
| [00:33.07] | 孟鹤堂：他叫周狗九 |
| [00:33.95] | 周九良：大家好 |
| [00:35.13] | 孟鹤堂：周老师相声说得非常的不错 |
| [00:38.11] | 周九良：等会，咱哪个字儿错了？ |
| [00:40.86] | 孟鹤堂：那您叫？ |
| [00:42.65] | 周九良：苟九周，不是 |
| [00:43.89] | 孟鹤堂：苟老师，苟老师您…… |
| [00:45.40] | 周九良：周九良。 |
| [00:47.11] | 孟鹤堂：周九良，较什么真啊。 |
| [00:48.91] | 周九良：是 |
| [00:49.65] | 孟鹤堂：叫什么不吃饭？ |
| [00:50.93] | 周九良：不是，那你也得给我说对了。 |
| [00:52.56] | 孟鹤堂：你就叫狗粮，能把你喂狗怎么着？ |
| [00:55.31] | 周九良：这话什么意思呀？ |
| [00:58.11] | 我好不容易我回老家， |
| [00:59.04] | 我给大伙拜个年呀，得 |
| [01:00.83] | 孟鹤堂：是，你回老家了， |
| [01:02.06] | 你给大伙儿拜年，你拜。 |
| [01:04.51] | 周九良：山东的观众朋友们，大家过年…… |
| [01:07.16] | 孟鹤堂：山西的观众得罪你了？ |
| [01:11.33] | 周九良：山西的观众朋友们，大家…… |
| [01:13.11] | 孟鹤堂：陕西的观众不过年呢？ |
| [01:16.47] | 周九良：陕西的观众朋友们…… |
| [01:17.50] | 孟：河北观众不过年吗 |
| [01:18.75] | 周：河北的观众…… |
| [01:19.68] | 孟：北京观众不过年啊 |
| [01:20.79] | 周：北京的观众…… |
| [01:21.74] | 孟：布宜诺斯艾利斯的观众就不过年吗 |
| [01:23.86] | 周：布宜诺斯……他们不过年 |
| [01:30.55] | 孟：那的华人不过年吗 |
| [01:32.95] | 周九良：布宜诺斯艾利斯的华人朋友， |
| [01:34.90] | 他们，我拜不过来了 |
| [01:36.79] | 孟鹤堂：说话不严谨 |
| [01:38.43] | 周九良：你不也没说吗？ |
| [01:40.17] | 孟鹤堂：我说了， |
| [01:42.60] | 我说现场以及电视机前的观众朋友们过年好， |
| [01:44.56] | 你怎么说的？ |
| [01:46.64] | 周九良：我说山东的观众朋友。 |
| [01:49.04] | 孟鹤堂：那别地儿的观众 不过年呢？ |
| [01:49.88] | 周九良：您老较真儿呀！ |
| [01:50.81] | 孟鹤堂：对不对，一个相声演员站在舞台上， |
| [01:53.20] | 连句整话你都说不出来。 |
| [01:55.01] | 周九良：不是 |
| [01:55.81] | 孟鹤堂：你的不是我的不是 |
| [01:57.05] | 周九良：你听我说呀！ |
| [01:57.85] | 孟鹤堂：你还敢说呢？ |
| [01:58.95] | 周九良：我说我错了。 |
| [01:59.76] | 孟鹤堂：错了,你不还投案自首去？ |
| [02:02.75] | 周九良：我上哪儿自首去？ |
| [02:04.05] | 孟鹤堂：一会儿黑猫警长就逮你来 |
| [02:07.33] | 周九良：你是怎么了，你这是? |
| [02:08.77] | 孟鹤堂：跟我聊天，来气不来气? |
| [02:09.77] | 周九良：我就现在想打你! |
| [02:11.98] | 孟鹤堂：打我干什么呀? |
| [02:13.14] | 周九良：谁不来气呀! |
| [02:14.22] | 孟鹤堂：知道这是干什么的吗? |
| [02:15.51] | 周九良：干嘛呀? |
| [02:16.37] | 孟鹤堂：抬杠! |
| [02:17.17] | 周九良：抬杠? |
| [02:17.86] | 孟鹤堂：对了 |
| [02:18.86] | 现在网上、现实生活当中， |
| [02:21.54] | 这种人太多了! |
| [02:22.90] | 周九良：是吗? |
| [02:23.66] | 孟鹤堂：哎呦!你就看他们! |
| [02:25.09] | 每天勤勤恳恳、任劳任怨、没日没夜地杠! |
| [02:30.18] | 为杠而杠!为怼而怼! |
| [02:33.43] | 无事生非，造成了网上多少起暴力事件! |
| [02:38.25] | 周九良：哦! |
| [02:39.62] | 孟鹤堂：咱就说受害者， |
| [02:41.26] | 轻则抑郁，重则轻生 |
| [02:44.25] | 你说可恨不可恨这些人! |
| [02:46.67] | 周九良：不是，你那么生气干嘛呀，你! |
| [02:49.04] | 孟鹤堂：我也是语言暴力的受害者! |
| [02:52.95] | 周九良：你先等会儿，我问问您! |
| [02:54.66] | 您受谁迫害了? |
| [02:56.33] | 孟鹤堂：发微博，很简单 |
| [02:58.97] | 周九良：说的什么? |
| [02:59.75] | 孟鹤堂：就一句话 |
| [03:00.37] | 周九良：啊? |
| [03:00.97] | 孟鹤堂：今天我叫外卖，吃炸鸡!完了! |
| [03:05.86] | 周九良：这也没什么呀! |
| [03:07.48] | 孟鹤堂：你再看下边评论 |
| [03:08.65] | 周九良：底下说什么呀? |
| [03:10.01] | 孟鹤堂：呦，人家改名了啊! |
| [03:13.89] | 周九良：阴阳怪气的! |
| [03:15.08] | 孟鹤堂：不叫孟鹤堂了，人家今天，叫外卖! |
| [03:20.81] | 周九良：这名字不错! |
| [03:22.09] | 孟鹤堂：是 |
| [03:22.94] | 周九良：孟外卖，我叫周狗粮! |
| [03:26.12] | 咱俩放一块儿，狗粮外卖! |
| [03:30.19] | 孟鹤堂：你再看下边儿 |
| [03:31.68] | 周九良：还有呢? |
| [03:33.57] | 孟鹤堂：哟，你还吃鸡宝宝， |
| [03:36.61] | 鸡宝宝那么可爱， |
| [03:37.37] | 你要吃鸡宝宝!你太不善良了，你! |
| [03:41.82] | 周九良：还不善良 |
| [03:42.58] | 孟鹤堂：人大小也是条性命，你想过鸡的感受吗？ |
| [03:46.31] | 我想它感受干什么，我又没下过蛋 |
| [03:50.73] | 周九良：你下个蛋感受一下啊 |
| [03:52.50] | 孟鹤堂：我下的出来吗？我 |
| [03:54.52] | 周九良：哦 |
| [03:56.01] | 孟鹤堂：你说……咱说这些人可恨不可恨! |
| [03:57.23] | 周九良：确实有这种人!但是呢， |
| [03:59.60] | 您不要活在别人的世界里， |
| [04:02.94] | 你不理他们不就行了! |
| [04:04.50] | 孟鹤堂：我不理他成吗! |
| [04:06.02] | 周九良：怎么了? |
| [04:08.51] | 孟鹤堂：咱就说我来德云社，十年头了吧。 |
| [04:09.55] | 周九良：十多年了。 |
| [04:11.01] | 孟鹤堂：对不对，十多年 我是，挣钱了! |
| [04:16.21] | 【吁】 |
| [04:17.25] | 周九良：噢 |
| [04:18.10] | 孟鹤堂：挣点钱怎么了! |
| [04:19.45] | 挣钱，我买车了，怎么了! |
| [04:20.75] | 周九良：买车? |
| [04:22.90] | 孟鹤堂：我买几辆车，我不敢开! |
| [04:25.91] | 周九良：你这买了多破的车呀? |
| [04:27.47] | 七手的夏利，您是不敢开 |
| [04:31.11] | 那开到道上，除了喇叭不响，哪儿都响! |
| [04:35.25] | 孟鹤堂：好车!凯宴，坐过吗? |
| [04:39.00] | 周九良：没坐过 |
| [04:40.81] | 孟鹤堂：彪马，开过吗? |
| [04:42.48] | 周九良：穿过 |
| [04:44.51] | 孟鹤堂：穿跑车啊！ |
| [04:45.99] | 周九良：你这不跑鞋吗？ |
| [04:48.47] | 孟鹤堂：彪马嘛 就一豹子嘛! |
| [04:50.19] | 就这样 要飞没飞那个 |
| [04:55.89] | 周九良：大伙儿都嘲笑你了 |
| [04:57.25] | 你瞧见没有 |
| [04:58.72] | 那叫捷豹，还彪马 |
| [05:00.56] | 你开彪马我看看！ |
| [05:05.45] | 孟鹤堂：就一豹子嘛就 |
| [05:06.61] | 周九良：那叫捷豹 |
| [05:08.17] | 你懂不懂啊！ |
| [05:09.28] | 孟鹤堂：还有一狮子 狮子，这样! |
| [05:11.63] | 周九良：这叫标致! |
| [05:13.06] | 孟鹤堂：对对!还有一大马! |
| [05:14.17] | 周九良：法拉利 怎么都这样啊！ |
| [05:17.64] | 你告诉我区别在哪啊？ |
| [05:19.74] | 孟鹤堂：区别啊 可能在表情上吧 |
| [05:21.80] | 周九良：嗬！ |
| [05:23.92] | 看的太细致了 |
| [05:26.99] | 孟鹤堂：好车上我家看去 |
| [05:28.51] | 一拉抽屉，哗啦，全是好车! |
| [05:30.84] | 周九良：诶，模型啊! |
| [05:32.87] | 孟鹤堂：好车的车钥匙! |
| [05:34.01] | 周九良：咱别大喘气，行不行? |
| [05:34.92] | 孟鹤堂：就这么多好车，列位 |
| [05:36.19] | 我每天上班，我骑自行车! |
| [05:40.26] | 周九良：那您环保意识还挺强! |
| [05:41.99] | 孟鹤堂：不是，不敢开! |
| [05:44.15] | 周九良：偷的呀? |
| [05:45.67] | 孟鹤堂：我偷谁的?我自个儿花钱买的! |
| [05:47.67] | 我偷谁的呀? |
| [05:49.67] | 周九良：那花钱买的，大方开嘛! |
| [05:51.36] | 孟鹤堂：我敢开吗?我敢开吗? |
| [05:52.73] | 周九良：怎么了? |
| [05:53.87] | 孟鹤堂：我一开出去，你看他们说什么呀! |
| [05:57.00] | 呀，孟鹤堂是小白脸! |
| [05:59.04] | 周九良：哦，您别生气，谁说的? |
| [06:04.82] | 孟鹤堂：多扎心！ |
| [06:05.52] | 周九良：谁说的我找他理论去 |
| [06:07.22] | 孟鹤堂：你是好搭档！ |
| [06:08.21] | 周九良：那是！ |
| [06:09.01] | 就我哥这模样谁看得上他啊！ |
| [06:13.86] | 孟鹤堂：看得上你啊！ |
| [06:14.93] | 周九良：你别不信， |
| [06:16.04] | 我曾经还靠脸吃过饭呢！ |
| [06:18.19] | 孟鹤堂：你呀? |
| [06:18.89] | 周九良：那是，那是! |
| [06:19.75] | 孟鹤堂：你靠脸吃过饭? |
| [06:21.62] | 周九良：差点儿没要了饭吗，不是…… |
| [06:25.09] | 孟鹤堂：可气不可气? |
| [06:26.39] | 周九良：确实，网上是有! |
| [06:28.64] | 孟鹤堂：不光网上有， |
| [06:29.96] | 现实社会当中这些人也多的是! |
| [06:32.54] | 就说他媳妇儿吧， |
| [06:34.36] | 现实生活当中就是这种人! |
| [06:36.10] | 周九良：是吗? |
| [06:37.18] | 孟鹤堂：你就看他媳妇儿平时， |
| [06:38.28] | 老公老公老公老公老公老公 |
| [06:39.94] | 老公老公老公老公老公老公老公! |
| [06:47.11] | 周九良：我媳妇儿猪尾巴吃多了是怎么着！ |
| [06:49.75] | 孟鹤堂：老公～ |
| [06:51.76] | 周九良：嗯。 |
| [06:52.19] | 孟鹤堂：你看! |
| [06:52.71] | 周九良：看什么呀? |
| [06:53.21] | 孟鹤堂：那个年轻的小姑娘， |
| [06:56.67] | 那么年轻就开那么好的车， |
| [06:57.99] | 那钱一定不是好来道! |
| [07:00.58] | 周九良：你怎么那么说呀! |
| [07:02.07] | 孟鹤堂：你看哪，你看哪，你看哪! |
| [07:04.12] | 周九良：哪儿呢? |
| [07:05.64] | 孟鹤堂：让你看你就看! |
| [07:07.40] | 周九良：这不你让我看的吗? |
| [07:09.47] | 孟鹤堂：你看她你都不看我咯! |
| [07:10.68] | 周九良：我不看着你的吗! |
| [07:12.19] | 孟鹤堂：你看了吗，你看了吗! |
| [07:13.38] | 周九良：我这是瞟了一眼，撒么一眼! |
| [07:16.51] | 怎么了?没准，您别生气， |
| [07:20.04] | 媳妇，您别生气，消消火! |
| [07:21.57] | 没准人家就是一个年轻的企业家! |
| [07:24.71] | 孟鹤堂：你是不是看上她了? |
| [07:26.35] | 哼～不理你了! |
| [07:27.43] | 【吁】 |
| [07:31.33] | 你看你媳妇儿是不是这样? |
| [07:32.98] | 周九良：她平时确实好闹腾！ |
| [07:34.62] | 孟鹤堂：不光他媳妇这样， |
| [07:36.31] | 他家一家子都这样！ |
| [07:38.11] | 周九良：哎呀，我们家人怎么着你了 |
| [07:39.33] | 孟鹤堂：我来山东我得去他们家拜个年吧 |
| [07:41.09] | 周九良：嗯 |
| [07:43.33] | 孟鹤堂：一上他们家，一进楼道， |
| [07:44.50] | 他们家那对联跟别人家都不一样！ |
| [07:47.03] | 周九良：邻居家贴什么呢？ |
| [07:48.37] | 孟鹤堂：人家贴什么呢 |
| [07:49.19] | 天增岁月人增寿 春满乾坤福满门 |
| [07:52.15] | 横批 喜迎新春 |
| [07:54.03] | 周九良：嗯 太俗了 |
| [07:54.80] | 孟鹤堂：你看他们家 |
| [07:55.57] | 周九良：我们家呢？ |
| [07:56.60] | 孟鹤堂：他们家 |
| [07:57.58] | 杠天杠地杠空气 |
| [07:57.91] | 怼爹怼妈怼全家 |
| [07:59.08] | 横批 杠上开花 |
| [08:00.69] | 周九良：诶，好 |
| [08:04.19] | 我们家这对联怎么这么热闹呢 |
| [08:06.27] | 孟鹤堂：热闹啊 一进屋更热闹 |
| [08:07.42] | 周九良：啊？什么场景啊 |
| [08:08.68] | 孟鹤堂：一进屋他妈在哄孩子呢！ |
| [08:10.28] | 周九良：享受天伦之乐呢！ |
| [08:11.70] | 孟鹤堂：拿一绳儿把孩子拴着 |
| [08:13.68] | 这捞着走 打开了柜 |
| [08:15.67] | 开开了箱 拿一个帽子你带上 |
| [08:18.81] | 周九良：我妈耍猴呢！ 这是！ |
| [08:23.09] | 怎么还拿线拴着啊？ |
| [08:24.40] | 孟鹤堂：不拴成吗？ |
| [08:25.37] | 周九良：怎么了？ |
| [08:25.91] | 孟鹤堂：不拴成吗？ |
| [08:26.48] | 周九良：怎么了？ |
| [08:27.17] | 孟鹤堂：不栓着他们家孩子拆沙发！ |
| [08:29.60] | 周九良：我生一哈士奇啊我！ |
| [08:31.79] | 孟鹤堂：孩子闹腾呀！ |
| [08:33.02] | 周九良：哦 |
| [08:33.48] | 孟鹤堂：你再看他爸爸！ |
| [08:34.34] | 周九良：对 |
| [08:35.73] | 孟鹤堂：他爸呢在这绣花呢！ |
| [08:36.55] | 周九良：这添什么毛病了这是？ |
| [08:40.32] | 孟鹤堂：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [08:43.47] | 多热闹啊 |
| [08:44.83] | 就他媳妇儿最安静 |
| [08:46.42] | 周九良：她干嘛呢 |
| [08:47.35] | 孟鹤堂：上吊呢 |
| [08:47.79] | 周九良：哦，上吊？！ |
| [08:49.53] | 孟鹤堂：不是，弄根绳儿吊着呢！ |
| [08:51.33] | 周九良：这不就是上吊吗？ |
| [08:52.83] | 孟鹤堂：不是，弄根不吊脖子吊脚脖子 |
| [08:54.78] | 周九良：吊脚脖子嗯 … |
| [08:56.67] | 孟鹤堂：脚脖子 |
| [08:56.91] | 周九良：这叫瑜伽 |
| [08:58.18] | 孟鹤堂：吊着呢 |
| [08:59.30] | 周九良：你不懂别胡说！ |
| [09:00.43] | 孟鹤堂：我一进屋你爸爸看我来了 啊 |
| [09:02.30] | 你爸爸站起跟我打招呼 |
| [09:03.66] | 周九良：是 |
| [09:03.97] | 孟鹤堂：诶蕊诶蕊诶~ |
| [09:05.59] | 周九良：谁给我爸爸系上了 |
| [09:07.17] | 孟鹤堂：不是 |
| [09:07.78] | 你爸爸一站起来兜你媳妇那绳上了 |
| [09:10.34] | 周九良：嗬 怎么那么乱呢 |
| [09:12.27] | 孟鹤堂：我说我找地方坐吧 |
| [09:13.33] | 周九良：哦 |
| [09:14.09] | 孟鹤堂：找地方坐吧 |
| [09:14.97] | 坐你爸爸跟前 |
| [09:15.92] | 周九良：聊聊天 |
| [09:16.64] | 孟鹤堂：拜个年 |
| [09:17.16] | 大爷过年挺好的 |
| [09:18.95] | 给您拜年 |
| [09:20.57] | 孟鹤堂：呃 挺好 挺好 |
| [09:23.56] | 你们这年轻人没事多关心关心国家大事 |
| [09:30.43] | 周九良：哦 老年人爱操心 |
| [09:31.19] | 孟鹤堂：你媳妇这会儿说话了 |
| [09:32.03] | 孟鹤堂：喲，这谁啊这谁啊这谁啊这谁呀这是 |
| [09:37.67] | 周九良：我媳妇怎么见了谁都这样啊？ |
| [09:39.53] | 孟鹤堂：这不孟哥吗这不是 |
| [09:40.91] | 周九良：看见你了 |
| [09:42.06] | 孟鹤堂：别听老爷子的 |
| [09:42.85] | 没事看看天气预报吧 |
| [09:45.35] | 周九良：哦 |
| [09:46.07] | 孟鹤堂：出门还能躲着点儿雷 |
| [09:47.79] | 周九良：这话里有刺儿啊！ |
| [09:50.24] | 孟鹤堂：这是怎么，是，我平时也看天气预报 |
| [09:53.52] | 你说下雨你说也不下 |
| [09:58.29] | 孟鹤堂：是啊，你没出去站着去 |
| [10:00.55] | 你出去站一会儿就下了 |
| [10:02.63] | 还能把雷引下来呢！ |
| [10:05.14] | 孟鹤堂:你家人对我有意见 |
| [10:08.48] | 周九良:不能，他平时说话都这样 |
| [10:09.98] | 孟鹤堂:待一会我才发现， |
| [10:11.95] | 平时说话还真就这样， |
| [10:13.47] | 他不光怼我啊，谁都怼 |
| [10:16.15] | 周九良:谁跟谁啊？ |
| [10:17.31] | 孟鹤堂:你媳妇跟你妈， |
| [10:19.25] | 就这这俩人啊， |
| [10:20.47] | 一聊起孩子这事， |
| [10:21.87] | 你看他热闹着呢 |
| [10:23.28] | 孟鹤堂:诶呦， |
| [10:26.70] | 妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈， |
| [10:27.44] | 我的妈妈呀~ |
| [10:31.71] | 那孩子能那么看吗那孩子 |
| [10:33.85] | 周九良:怎么呢 |
| [10:35.42] | 孟鹤堂:您说您再孤单 |
| [10:35.79] | 您再寂寞您再冷 |
| [10:36.10] | 您得让孩子歇会， |
| [10:37.24] | 您看那孩子都累成什么样了 |
| [10:38.86] | 周九良:哦~ |
| [10:39.46] | 孟鹤堂:我在看你儿子在那墙角蹲着，haha~ |
| [10:42.19] | 周九良:这不还是狗吗？ |
| [10:45.12] | 孟鹤堂:你妈能饶了他吗？你妈说话了 |
| [10:47.64] | 周九良:是 |
| [10:48.71] | 孟鹤堂:我打小， |
| [10:49.91] | 周九良打小也是 |
| [10:51.31] | 你爸爸我们俩一把屎一把尿喂大的 |
| [10:55.79] | 周九良:噗饿，什么叫喂大的 |
| [10:57.73] | 孟鹤堂:不是，拉扯大的 |
| [10:58.58] | 周九良:拉扯大的！ |
| [10:59.99] | 孟鹤堂:我们不会看呐你会看呐 |
| [11:02.08] | 诶呦妈诶 |
| [11:03.47] | 孟鹤堂:那可不一样了 |
| [11:05.07] | 现在人都讲究科学抚养 |
| [11:07.25] | 周九良:对 |
| [11:07.82] | 孟鹤堂:您那老办法儿啊 |
| [11:09.02] | 也就看个猴吧 |
| [11:11.13] | 周九良:我妈就是个耍猴的！ |
| [11:12.47] | 孟鹤堂:怎么着，我这办法看猴， |
| [11:15.62] | 这跟你看着孩子 |
| [11:16.53] | 你说保姆都得有个工资吧 |
| [11:18.38] | 周九良:诶呀 |
| [11:20.27] | 孟鹤堂:我们俩好家伙一分钱没有， |
| [11:21.87] | 你们铁公鸡一毛不拔，不花钱少说话 |
| [11:25.52] | 周九良:都少说两句！ |
| [11:26.67] | 孟鹤堂:能少说的了吗！ |
| [11:27.55] | 周九良:嗷嗯~ |
| [11:28.20] | 孟鹤堂:你媳妇又说了 |
| [11:29.20] | 周九良:有话好好说 |
| [11:30.87] | 孟鹤堂:诶呦妈诶，您说这话我可不爱听了！ |
| [11:34.75] | 周九良:啊~ |
| [11:35.68] | 孟鹤堂:要不爱看呐您就别看 |
| [11:38.48] | 周九良:是！ |
| [11:40.09] | 孟鹤堂:您看您跟我爸身体还不错 |
| [11:43.41] | 周九良:怎么呢？ |
| [11:44.33] | 孟鹤堂:现在国家也开放二胎了 |
| [11:46.13] | 周九良:嗯？！ |
| [11:48.33] | 孟鹤堂:要么您跟我爸再要一个！ |
| [11:51.61] | 周九良:这叫什么话呀这是！ |
| [11:52.90] | 孟鹤堂:什么？再要一个！ |
| [11:55.50] | 您再要一个咱一块养比着看谁养的好啊 |
| [11:58.83] | 周九良:有比这个的么？ |
| [11:59.97] | 孟鹤堂:看谁效果灵啊 |
| [12:00.91] | 周九良:呵！ |
| [12:02.20] | 孟鹤堂:我们那么大岁数了 |
| [12:04.19] | 要不要一个还要你管着？ |
| [12:06.17] | 周九良:是啊 |
| [12:06.75] | 孟鹤堂:你管的着么你 |
| [12:07.97] | 周九良:嗯！ |
| [12:09.41] | 孟鹤堂:诶呦你恐怕要不出来吧你！ |
| [12:10.39] | 周九良:哟~ |
| [12:11.86] | 孟鹤堂怎么回事这是，要不出来？ |
| [12:13.22] | 周九良:嗯？ |
| [12:14.86] | 孟鹤堂:你妈急了把孩子往沙发上一放， |
| [12:16.69] | 不看了孩子不看了以后我们不管了， |
| [12:20.21] | 你们自己管 |
| [12:22.02] | 周九良:诶呀 |
| [12:22.44] | 孟鹤堂:看见没有 |
| [12:22.85] | 我们不看了 |
| [12:23.44] | 着不起这急生不了这气 |
| [12:26.89] | 周九良:哎呀别生气了 |
| [12:27.54] | 孟鹤堂:老头子走咱生一个给他们看看 |
| [12:29.32] | 周九良：哎，别说了 |
| [12:29.81] | 歌词由心悦小孟仙儿的孟夫人玄月 |
| [12:32.34] | 杨木桉 小集 整理而成 谢谢！ |
| [00:03.01] | meng he tang: xian chang yi ji dian shi ji qian de guan zhong peng you men, |
| [00:05.68] | meng he tang zai zhe er gei nin bai nian le |
| [00:11.07] | zhou jiu liang: wo ne? |
| [00:12.77] | meng he tang: shui kan ni ya? |
| [00:14.16] | zhou jiu liang: shen me jiao shui kan wo ya? |
| [00:15.99] | wo ye de gei da huo er bai ge nian ya |
| [00:17.70] | meng he tang: ta ye gei nin bai nian le. |
| [00:19.66] | zhou jiu liang: wo lian ge ming r dou mei you, shi ma wo? |
| [00:23.03] | meng he tang: ta shi wo de da dang, ta jiao zhou gou liang |
| [00:28.05] | zhou jiu liang: dui, bie qi hong le lie wei a, jiu |
| [00:30.95] | meng he tang: wo shuo cuo. |
| [00:32.26] | zhou jiu liang: nin shuo cuo le |
| [00:33.07] | meng he tang: ta jiao zhou gou jiu |
| [00:33.95] | zhou jiu liang: da jia hao |
| [00:35.13] | meng he tang: zhou lao shi xiang sheng shuo de fei chang de bu cuo |
| [00:38.11] | zhou jiu liang: deng hui, zan nei ge zi er cuo le? |
| [00:40.86] | meng he tang: na nin jiao? |
| [00:42.65] | zhou jiu liang: gou jiu zhou, bu shi |
| [00:43.89] | meng he tang: gou lao shi, gou lao shi nin |
| [00:45.40] | zhou jiu liang: zhou jiu liang. |
| [00:47.11] | meng he tang: zhou jiu liang, jiao shen me zhen a. |
| [00:48.91] | zhou jiu liang: shi |
| [00:49.65] | meng he tang: jiao shen me bu chi fan? |
| [00:50.93] | zhou jiu liang: bu shi, na ni ye de gei wo shuo dui le. |
| [00:52.56] | meng he tang: ni jiu jiao gou liang, neng ba ni wei gou zen me zhao? |
| [00:55.31] | zhou jiu liang: zhe hua shen me yi si ya? |
| [00:58.11] | wo hao bu rong yi wo hui lao jia, |
| [00:59.04] | wo gei da huo bai ge nian ya, de |
| [01:00.83] | meng he tang: shi, ni hui lao jia le, |
| [01:02.06] | ni gei da huo er bai nian, ni bai. |
| [01:04.51] | zhou jiu liang: shan dong de guan zhong peng you men, da jia guo nian |
| [01:07.16] | meng he tang: shan xi de guan zhong de zui ni le? |
| [01:11.33] | zhou jiu liang: shan xi de guan zhong peng you men, da jia |
| [01:13.11] | meng he tang: shan xi de guan zhong bu guo nian ne? |
| [01:16.47] | zhou jiu liang: shan xi de guan zhong peng you men |
| [01:17.50] | meng: he bei guan zhong bu guo nian ma |
| [01:18.75] | zhou: he bei de guan zhong |
| [01:19.68] | meng: bei jing guan zhong bu guo nian a |
| [01:20.79] | zhou: bei jing de guan zhong |
| [01:21.74] | meng: bu yi nuo si ai li si de guan zhong jiu bu guo nian ma |
| [01:23.86] | zhou: bu yi nuo si ta men bu guo nian |
| [01:30.55] | meng: na de hua ren bu guo nian ma |
| [01:32.95] | zhou jiu liang: bu yi nuo si ai li si de hua ren peng you, |
| [01:34.90] | ta men, wo bai bu guo lai le |
| [01:36.79] | meng he tang: shuo hua bu yan jin |
| [01:38.43] | zhou jiu liang: ni bu ye mei shuo ma? |
| [01:40.17] | meng he tang: wo shuo le, |
| [01:42.60] | wo shuo xian chang yi ji dian shi ji qian de guan zhong peng you men guo nian hao, |
| [01:44.56] | ni zen me shuo de? |
| [01:46.64] | zhou jiu liang: wo shuo shan dong de guan zhong peng you. |
| [01:49.04] | meng he tang: na bie di r de guan zhong bu guo nian ne? |
| [01:49.88] | zhou jiu liang: nin lao jiao zhen r ya! |
| [01:50.81] | meng he tang: dui bu dui, yi ge xiang sheng yan yuan zhan zai wu tai shang, |
| [01:53.20] | lian ju zheng hua ni dou shuo bu chu lai. |
| [01:55.01] | zhou jiu liang: bu shi |
| [01:55.81] | meng he tang: ni de bu shi wo de bu shi |
| [01:57.05] | zhou jiu liang: ni ting wo shuo ya! |
| [01:57.85] | meng he tang: ni hai gan shuo ne? |
| [01:58.95] | zhou jiu liang: wo shuo wo cuo le. |
| [01:59.76] | meng he tang: cuo le, ni bu hai tou an zi shou qu? |
| [02:02.75] | zhou jiu liang: wo shang na er zi shou qu? |
| [02:04.05] | meng he tang: yi hui er hei mao jing chang jiu dai ni lai |
| [02:07.33] | zhou jiu liang: ni shi zen me le, ni zhe shi? |
| [02:08.77] | meng he tang: gen wo liao tian, lai qi bu lai qi? |
| [02:09.77] | zhou jiu liang: wo jiu xian zai xiang da ni! |
| [02:11.98] | meng he tang: da wo gan shen me ya? |
| [02:13.14] | zhou jiu liang: shui bu lai qi ya! |
| [02:14.22] | meng he tang: zhi dao zhe shi gan shen me de ma? |
| [02:15.51] | zhou jiu liang: gan ma ya? |
| [02:16.37] | meng he tang: tai gang! |
| [02:17.17] | zhou jiu liang: tai gang? |
| [02:17.86] | meng he tang: dui le |
| [02:18.86] | xian zai wang shang xian shi sheng huo dang zhong, |
| [02:21.54] | zhe zhong ren tai duo le! |
| [02:22.90] | zhou jiu liang: shi ma? |
| [02:23.66] | meng he tang: ai you! ni jiu kan ta men! |
| [02:25.09] | mei tian qin qin ken ken ren lao ren yuan mei ri mo ye di gang! |
| [02:30.18] | wei gang er gang! wei dui er dui! |
| [02:33.43] | wu shi sheng fei, zao cheng le wang shang duo shao qi bao li shi jian! |
| [02:38.25] | zhou jiu liang: o! |
| [02:39.62] | meng he tang: zan jiu shuo shou hai zhe, |
| [02:41.26] | qing ze yi yu, zhong ze qing sheng |
| [02:44.25] | ni shuo ke hen bu ke hen zhei xie ren! |
| [02:46.67] | zhou jiu liang: bu shi, ni na me sheng qi gan ma ya, ni! |
| [02:49.04] | meng he tang: wo ye shi yu yan bao li de shou hai zhe! |
| [02:52.95] | zhou jiu liang: ni xian deng hui er, wo wen wen nin! |
| [02:54.66] | nin shou shui po hai le? |
| [02:56.33] | meng he tang: fa wei bo, hen jian dan |
| [02:58.97] | zhou jiu liang: shuo de shen me? |
| [02:59.75] | meng he tang: jiu yi ju hua |
| [03:00.37] | zhou jiu liang: a? |
| [03:00.97] | meng he tang: jin tian wo jiao wai mai, chi zha ji! wan le! |
| [03:05.86] | zhou jiu liang: zhe ye mei shen me ya! |
| [03:07.48] | meng he tang: ni zai kan xia bian ping lun |
| [03:08.65] | zhou jiu liang: di xia shuo shi mo ya? |
| [03:10.01] | meng he tang: you, ren jia gai ming le a! |
| [03:13.89] | zhou jiu liang: yin yang guai qi de! |
| [03:15.08] | meng he tang: bu jiao meng he tang le, ren jia jin tian, jiao wai mai! |
| [03:20.81] | zhou jiu liang: zhe ming zi bu cuo! |
| [03:22.09] | meng he tang: shi |
| [03:22.94] | zhou jiu liang: meng wai mai, wo jiao zhou gou liang! |
| [03:26.12] | zan lia fang yi kuai er, gou liang wai mai! |
| [03:30.19] | meng he tang: ni zai kan xia bian r |
| [03:31.68] | zhou jiu liang: hai you ne? |
| [03:33.57] | meng he tang: yo, ni hai chi ji bao bao, |
| [03:36.61] | ji bao bao na me ke ai, |
| [03:37.37] | ni yao chi ji bao bao! ni tai bu shan liang le, ni! |
| [03:41.82] | zhou jiu liang: hai bu shan liang |
| [03:42.58] | meng he tang: ren da xiao ye shi tiao xing ming, ni xiang guo ji de gan shou ma? |
| [03:46.31] | wo xiang ta gan shou gan shen me, wo you mei xia guo dan |
| [03:50.73] | zhou jiu liang: ni xia ge dan gan shou yi xia a |
| [03:52.50] | meng he tang: wo xia de chu lai ma? wo |
| [03:54.52] | zhou jiu liang: o |
| [03:56.01] | meng he tang: ni shuo zan shuo zhei xie ren ke hen bu ke hen! |
| [03:57.23] | zhou jiu liang: que shi you zhe zhong ren! dan shi ne, |
| [03:59.60] | nin bu yao huo zai bie ren de shi jie li, |
| [04:02.94] | ni bu li ta men bu jiu xing le! |
| [04:04.50] | meng he tang: wo bu li ta cheng ma! |
| [04:06.02] | zhou jiu liang: zen me le? |
| [04:08.51] | meng he tang: zan jiu shuo wo lai de yun she, shi nian tou le ba. |
| [04:09.55] | zhou jiu liang: shi duo nian le. |
| [04:11.01] | meng he tang: dui bu dui, shi duo nian wo shi, zheng qian le! |
| [04:16.21] | xu |
| [04:17.25] | zhou jiu liang: o |
| [04:18.10] | meng he tang: zheng dian qian zen me le! |
| [04:19.45] | zheng qian, wo mai che le, zen me le! |
| [04:20.75] | zhou jiu liang: mai che? |
| [04:22.90] | meng he tang: wo mai ji liang che, wo bu gan kai! |
| [04:25.91] | zhou jiu liang: ni zhe mai le duo po di che ya? |
| [04:27.47] | qi shou de xia li, nin shi bu gan kai |
| [04:31.11] | na kai dao dao shang, chu le la ba bu xiang, na er dou xiang! |
| [04:35.25] | meng he tang: hao che! kai yan, zuo guo ma? |
| [04:39.00] | zhou jiu liang: mei zuo guo |
| [04:40.81] | meng he tang: biao ma, kai guo ma? |
| [04:42.48] | zhou jiu liang: chuan guo |
| [04:44.51] | meng he tang: chuan pao che a! |
| [04:45.99] | zhou jiu liang: ni zhe bu pao xie ma? |
| [04:48.47] | meng he tang: biao ma ma jiu yi bao zi ma! |
| [04:50.19] | jiu zhe yang yao fei mei fei na ge |
| [04:55.89] | zhou jiu liang: da huo er dou chao xiao ni le |
| [04:57.25] | ni qiao jian mei you |
| [04:58.72] | na jiao jie bao, hai biao ma |
| [05:00.56] | ni kai biao ma wo kan kan! |
| [05:05.45] | meng he tang: jiu yi bao zi ma jiu |
| [05:06.61] | zhou jiu liang: na jiao jie bao |
| [05:08.17] | ni dong bu dong a! |
| [05:09.28] | meng he tang: hai you yi shi zi shi zi, zhe yang! |
| [05:11.63] | zhou jiu liang: zhe jiao biao zhi! |
| [05:13.06] | meng he tang: dui dui! hai you yi da ma! |
| [05:14.17] | zhou jiu liang: fa la li zen me dou zhe yang a! |
| [05:17.64] | ni gao su wo qu bie zai na a? |
| [05:19.74] | meng he tang: qu bie a ke neng zai biao qing shang ba |
| [05:21.80] | zhou jiu liang: he! |
| [05:23.92] | kan de tai xi zhi le |
| [05:26.99] | meng he tang: hao che shang wo jia kan qu |
| [05:28.51] | yi la chou ti, hua la, quan shi hao che! |
| [05:30.84] | zhou jiu liang: ei, mo xing a! |
| [05:32.87] | meng he tang: hao che de che yao shi! |
| [05:34.01] | zhou jiu liang: zan bie da chuan qi, xing bu xing? |
| [05:34.92] | meng he tang: jiu zhe me duo hao che, lie wei |
| [05:36.19] | wo mei tian shang ban, wo qi zi xing che! |
| [05:40.26] | zhou jiu liang: na nin huan bao yi shi hai ting qiang! |
| [05:41.99] | meng he tang: bu shi, bu gan kai! |
| [05:44.15] | zhou jiu liang: tou de ya? |
| [05:45.67] | meng he tang: wo tou shui de? wo zi ge er hua qian mai de! |
| [05:47.67] | wo tou shui de ya? |
| [05:49.67] | zhou jiu liang: na hua qian mai de, da fang kai ma! |
| [05:51.36] | meng he tang: wo gan kai ma? wo gan kai ma? |
| [05:52.73] | zhou jiu liang: zen me le? |
| [05:53.87] | meng he tang: wo yi kai chu qu, ni kan ta men shuo shi mo ya! |
| [05:57.00] | ya, meng he tang shi xiao bai lian! |
| [05:59.04] | zhou jiu liang: o, nin bie sheng qi, shui shuo de? |
| [06:04.82] | meng he tang: duo zha xin! |
| [06:05.52] | zhou jiu liang: shui shuo de wo zhao ta li lun qu |
| [06:07.22] | meng he tang: ni shi hao da dang! |
| [06:08.21] | zhou jiu liang: na shi! |
| [06:09.01] | jiu wo ge zhe mu yang shui kan de shang ta a! |
| [06:13.86] | meng he tang: kan de shang ni a! |
| [06:14.93] | zhou jiu liang: ni bie bu xin, |
| [06:16.04] | wo ceng jing hai kao lian chi guo fan ne! |
| [06:18.19] | meng he tang: ni ya? |
| [06:18.89] | zhou jiu liang: na shi, na shi! |
| [06:19.75] | meng he tang: ni kao lian chi guo fan? |
| [06:21.62] | zhou jiu liang: cha dian er mei yao le fan ma, bu shi |
| [06:25.09] | meng he tang: ke qi bu ke qi? |
| [06:26.39] | zhou jiu liang: que shi, wang shang shi you! |
| [06:28.64] | meng he tang: bu guang wang shang you, |
| [06:29.96] | xian shi she hui dang zhong zhei xie ren ye duo de shi! |
| [06:32.54] | jiu shuo ta xi fu er ba, |
| [06:34.36] | xian shi sheng huo dang zhong jiu shi zhe zhong ren! |
| [06:36.10] | zhou jiu liang: shi ma? |
| [06:37.18] | meng he tang: ni jiu kan ta xi fu er ping shi, |
| [06:38.28] | lao gong lao gong lao gong lao gong lao gong lao gong |
| [06:39.94] | lao gong lao gong lao gong lao gong lao gong lao gong lao gong! |
| [06:47.11] | zhou jiu liang: wo xi fu er zhu wei ba chi duo le shi zen me zhao! |
| [06:49.75] | meng he tang: lao gong |
| [06:51.76] | zhou jiu liang: . |
| [06:52.19] | meng he tang: ni kan! |
| [06:52.71] | zhou jiu liang: kan shen me ya? |
| [06:53.21] | meng he tang: na ge nian qing de xiao gu niang, |
| [06:56.67] | na me nian qing jiu kai na me hao de che, |
| [06:57.99] | na qian yi ding bu shi hao lai dao! |
| [07:00.58] | zhou jiu liang: ni zen me na me shuo ya! |
| [07:02.07] | meng he tang: ni kan na, ni kan na, ni kan na! |
| [07:04.12] | zhou jiu liang: na er ne? |
| [07:05.64] | meng he tang: rang ni kan ni jiu kan! |
| [07:07.40] | zhou jiu liang: zhe bu ni rang wo kan de ma? |
| [07:09.47] | meng he tang: ni kan ta ni dou bu kan wo ge! |
| [07:10.68] | zhou jiu liang: wo bu kan zhe ni de ma! |
| [07:12.19] | meng he tang: ni kan le ma, ni kan le ma! |
| [07:13.38] | zhou jiu liang: wo zhe shi piao le yi yan, sa me yi yan! |
| [07:16.51] | zen me le? mei zhun, nin bie sheng qi, |
| [07:20.04] | xi fu, nin bie sheng qi, xiao xiao huo! |
| [07:21.57] | mei zhun ren jia jiu shi yi ge nian qing de qi ye jia! |
| [07:24.71] | meng he tang: ni shi bu shi kan shang ta le? |
| [07:26.35] | heng bu li ni le! |
| [07:27.43] | xu |
| [07:31.33] | ni kan ni xi fu er shi bu shi zhe yang? |
| [07:32.98] | zhou jiu liang: ta ping shi que shi hao nao teng! |
| [07:34.62] | meng he tang: bu guang ta xi fu zhe yang, |
| [07:36.31] | ta jia yi jia zi dou zhe yang! |
| [07:38.11] | zhou jiu liang: ai ya, wo men jia ren zen me zhao ni le |
| [07:39.33] | meng he tang: wo lai shan dong wo de qu ta men jia bai ge nian ba |
| [07:41.09] | zhou jiu liang: |
| [07:43.33] | meng he tang: yi shang ta men jia, yi jin lou dao, |
| [07:44.50] | ta men jia na dui lian gen bie ren jia dou bu yi yang! |
| [07:47.03] | zhou jiu liang: lin ju jia tie shen me ne? |
| [07:48.37] | meng he tang: ren jia tie shen me ne |
| [07:49.19] | tian zeng sui yue ren zeng shou chun man qian kun fu man men |
| [07:52.15] | heng pi xi ying xin chun |
| [07:54.03] | zhou jiu liang: tai su le |
| [07:54.80] | meng he tang: ni kan ta men jia |
| [07:55.57] | zhou jiu liang: wo men jia ne? |
| [07:56.60] | meng he tang: ta men jia |
| [07:57.58] | gang tian gang di gang kong qi |
| [07:57.91] | dui die dui ma dui quan jia |
| [07:59.08] | heng pi gang shang kai hua |
| [08:00.69] | zhou jiu liang: ei, hao |
| [08:04.19] | wo men jia zhe dui lian zen me zhe me re nao ne |
| [08:06.27] | meng he tang: re nao a yi jin wu geng re nao |
| [08:07.42] | zhou jiu liang: a? shen me chang jing a |
| [08:08.68] | meng he tang: yi jin wu ta ma zai hong hai zi ne! |
| [08:10.28] | zhou jiu liang: xiang shou tian lun zhi le ne! |
| [08:11.70] | meng he tang: na yi sheng er ba hai zi shuan zhe |
| [08:13.68] | zhe lao zhao zou da kai le gui |
| [08:15.67] | kai kai le xiang na yi ge mao zi ni dai shang |
| [08:18.81] | zhou jiu liang: wo ma shua hou ne! zhe shi! |
| [08:23.09] | zen me hai na xian shuan zhe a? |
| [08:24.40] | meng he tang: bu shuan cheng ma? |
| [08:25.37] | zhou jiu liang: zen me le? |
| [08:25.91] | meng he tang: bu shuan cheng ma? |
| [08:26.48] | zhou jiu liang: zen me le? |
| [08:27.17] | meng he tang: bu shuan zhe ta men jia hai zi chai sha fa! |
| [08:29.60] | zhou jiu liang: wo sheng yi ha shi qi a wo! |
| [08:31.79] | meng he tang: hai zi nao teng ya! |
| [08:33.02] | zhou jiu liang: o |
| [08:33.48] | meng he tang: ni zai kan ta ba ba! |
| [08:34.34] | zhou jiu liang: dui |
| [08:35.73] | meng he tang: ta ba ne zai zhe xiu hua ni! |
| [08:36.55] | zhou jiu liang: zhe tian shen me mao bing le zhe shi? |
| [08:40.32] | meng he tang: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [08:43.47] | duo re nao a |
| [08:44.83] | jiu ta xi fu er zui an jing |
| [08:46.42] | zhou jiu liang: ta gan ma ne |
| [08:47.35] | meng he tang: shang diao ne |
| [08:47.79] | zhou jiu liang: o, shang diao?! |
| [08:49.53] | meng he tang: bu shi, nong gen sheng er diao zhe ne! |
| [08:51.33] | zhou jiu liang: zhe bu jiu shi shang diao ma? |
| [08:52.83] | meng he tang: bu shi, nong gen bu diao bo zi diao jiao bo zi |
| [08:54.78] | zhou jiu liang: diao jiao bo zi |
| [08:56.67] | meng he tang: jiao bo zi |
| [08:56.91] | zhou jiu liang: zhe jiao yu jia |
| [08:58.18] | meng he tang: diao zhe ne |
| [08:59.30] | zhou jiu liang: ni bu dong bie hu shuo! |
| [09:00.43] | meng he tang: wo yi jin wu ni ba ba kan wo lai le a |
| [09:02.30] | ni ba ba zhan qi gen wo da zhao hu |
| [09:03.66] | zhou jiu liang: shi |
| [09:03.97] | meng he tang: ei rui ei rui ei |
| [09:05.59] | zhou jiu liang: shui gei wo ba ba ji shang le |
| [09:07.17] | meng he tang: bu shi |
| [09:07.78] | ni ba ba yi zhan qi lai dou ni xi fu na sheng shang le |
| [09:10.34] | zhou jiu liang: he zen me na me luan ne |
| [09:12.27] | meng he tang: wo shuo wo zhao di fang zuo ba |
| [09:13.33] | zhou jiu liang: o |
| [09:14.09] | meng he tang: zhao di fang zuo ba |
| [09:14.97] | zuo ni ba ba gen qian |
| [09:15.92] | zhou jiu liang: liao liao tian |
| [09:16.64] | meng he tang: bai ge nian |
| [09:17.16] | da ye guo nian ting hao de |
| [09:18.95] | gei nin bai nian |
| [09:20.57] | meng he tang: e ting hao ting hao |
| [09:23.56] | ni men zhe nian qing ren mei shi duo guan xin guan xin guo jia da shi |
| [09:30.43] | zhou jiu liang: o lao nian ren ai cao xin |
| [09:31.19] | meng he tang: ni xi fu zhe hui er shuo hua le |
| [09:32.03] | meng he tang: yo, zhe shui a zhe shui a zhe shui a zhe shui ya zhe shi |
| [09:37.67] | zhou jiu liang: wo xi fu zen me jian le shui dou zhe yang a? |
| [09:39.53] | meng he tang: zhe bu meng ge ma zhe bu shi |
| [09:40.91] | zhou jiu liang: kan jian ni le |
| [09:42.06] | meng he tang: bie ting lao ye zi de |
| [09:42.85] | mei shi kan kan tian qi yu bao ba |
| [09:45.35] | zhou jiu liang: o |
| [09:46.07] | meng he tang: chu men hai neng duo zhe dian er lei |
| [09:47.79] | zhou jiu liang: zhe hua li you ci er a! |
| [09:50.24] | meng he tang: zhe shi zen me, shi, wo ping shi ye kan tian qi yu bao |
| [09:53.52] | ni shuo xia yu ni shuo ye bu xia |
| [09:58.29] | meng he tang: shi a, ni mei chu qu zhan zhe qu |
| [10:00.55] | ni chu qu zhan yi hui er jiu xia le |
| [10:02.63] | hai neng ba lei yin xia lai ne! |
| [10:05.14] | meng he tang: ni jia ren dui wo you yi jian |
| [10:08.48] | zhou jiu liang: bu neng, ta ping shi shuo hua dou zhe yang |
| [10:09.98] | meng he tang: dai yi hui wo cai fa xian, |
| [10:11.95] | ping shi shuo hua hai zhen jiu zhe yang, |
| [10:13.47] | ta bu guang dui wo a, shui dou dui |
| [10:16.15] | zhou jiu liang: shui gen shui a? |
| [10:17.31] | meng he tang: ni xi fu gen ni ma, |
| [10:19.25] | jiu zhe zhe lia ren a, |
| [10:20.47] | yi liao qi hai zi zhe shi, |
| [10:21.87] | ni kan ta re nao zhe ne |
| [10:23.28] | meng he tang: ei you, |
| [10:26.70] | ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma, |
| [10:27.44] | wo de ma ma ya |
| [10:31.71] | na hai zi neng na me kan ma na hai zi |
| [10:33.85] | zhou jiu liang: zen me ne |
| [10:35.42] | meng he tang: nin shuo nin zai gu dan |
| [10:35.79] | nin zai ji mo nin zai leng |
| [10:36.10] | nin de rang hai zi xie hui, |
| [10:37.24] | nin kan na hai zi dou lei cheng shen me yang le |
| [10:38.86] | zhou jiu liang: o |
| [10:39.46] | meng he tang: wo zai kan ni er zi zai na qiang jiao dun zhe, haha |
| [10:42.19] | zhou jiu liang: zhe bu hai shi gou ma? |
| [10:45.12] | meng he tang: ni ma neng rao le ta ma? ni ma shuo hua le |
| [10:47.64] | zhou jiu liang: shi |
| [10:48.71] | meng he tang: wo da xiao, |
| [10:49.91] | zhou jiu liang da xiao ye shi |
| [10:51.31] | ni ba ba wo men lia yi ba shi yi ba niao wei da de |
| [10:55.79] | zhou jiu liang: pu e, shen me jiao wei da de |
| [10:57.73] | meng he tang: bu shi, la che da de |
| [10:58.58] | zhou jiu liang: la che da de! |
| [10:59.99] | meng he tang: wo men bu hui kan na ni hui kan na |
| [11:02.08] | ei you ma ei |
| [11:03.47] | meng he tang: na ke bu yi yang le |
| [11:05.07] | xian zai ren dou jiang jiu ke xue fu yang |
| [11:07.25] | zhou jiu liang: dui |
| [11:07.82] | meng he tang: nin na lao ban fa er a |
| [11:09.02] | ye jiu kan ge hou ba |
| [11:11.13] | zhou jiu liang: wo ma jiu shi ge shua hou de! |
| [11:12.47] | meng he tang: zen me zhao, wo zhe ban fa kan hou, |
| [11:15.62] | zhe gen ni kan zhe hai zi |
| [11:16.53] | ni shuo bao mu dou de you ge gong zi ba |
| [11:18.38] | zhou jiu liang: ei ya |
| [11:20.27] | meng he tang: wo men lia hao jia huo yi fen qian mei you, |
| [11:21.87] | ni men tie gong ji yi mao bu ba, bu hua qian shao shuo hua |
| [11:25.52] | zhou jiu liang: dou shao shuo liang ju! |
| [11:26.67] | meng he tang: neng shao shuo de le ma! |
| [11:27.55] | zhou jiu liang: ao |
| [11:28.20] | meng he tang: ni xi fu you shuo le |
| [11:29.20] | zhou jiu liang: you hua hao hao shuo |
| [11:30.87] | meng he tang: ei you ma ei, nin shuo zhe hua wo ke bu ai ting le! |
| [11:34.75] | zhou jiu liang: a |
| [11:35.68] | meng he tang: yao bu ai kan na nin jiu bie kan |
| [11:38.48] | zhou jiu liang: shi! |
| [11:40.09] | meng he tang: nin kan nin gen wo ba shen ti hai bu cuo |
| [11:43.41] | zhou jiu liang: zen me ne? |
| [11:44.33] | meng he tang: xian zai guo jia ye kai fang er tai le |
| [11:46.13] | zhou jiu liang: ?! |
| [11:48.33] | meng he tang: yao me nin gen wo ba zai yao yi ge! |
| [11:51.61] | zhou jiu liang: zhe jiao shen me hua ya zhe shi! |
| [11:52.90] | meng he tang: shen me? zai yao yi ge! |
| [11:55.50] | nin zai yao yi ge zan yi kuai yang bi zhe kan shui yang de hao a |
| [11:58.83] | zhou jiu liang: you bi zhe ge de me? |
| [11:59.97] | meng he tang: kan shui xiao guo ling a |
| [12:00.91] | zhou jiu liang: a! |
| [12:02.20] | meng he tang: wo men na me da sui shu le |
| [12:04.19] | yao bu yao yi ge hai yao ni guan zhe? |
| [12:06.17] | zhou jiu liang: shi a |
| [12:06.75] | meng he tang: ni guan de zhe me ni |
| [12:07.97] | zhou jiu liang: ! |
| [12:09.41] | meng he tang: ei you ni kong pa yao bu chu lai ba ni! |
| [12:10.39] | zhou jiu liang: yo |
| [12:11.86] | meng he tang zen me hui shi zhe shi, yao bu chu lai? |
| [12:13.22] | zhou jiu liang: ? |
| [12:14.86] | meng he tang: ni ma ji le ba hai zi wang sha fa shang yi fang, |
| [12:16.69] | bu kan le hai zi bu kan le yi hou wo men bu guan le, |
| [12:20.21] | ni men zi ji guan |
| [12:22.02] | zhou jiu liang: ei ya |
| [12:22.44] | meng he tang: kan jian mei you |
| [12:22.85] | wo men bu kan le |
| [12:23.44] | zhe bu qi zhe ji sheng bu liao zhe qi |
| [12:26.89] | zhou jiu liang: ai ya bie sheng qi le |
| [12:27.54] | meng he tang: lao tou zi zou zan sheng yi ge gei ta men kan kan |
| [12:29.32] | zhou jiu liang: ai, bie shuo le |
| [12:29.81] | ge ci you xin yue xiao meng xian er de meng fu ren xuan yue |
| [12:32.34] | yang mu an xiao ji zheng li er cheng xie xie! |
| [00:03.01] | mèng hè táng: xiàn chǎng yǐ jí diàn shì jī qián de guān zhòng péng yǒu men, |
| [00:05.68] | mèng hè táng zài zhè ér gěi nín bài nián le |
| [00:11.07] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ ne? |
| [00:12.77] | mèng hè táng: shuí kàn nǐ ya? |
| [00:14.16] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shén me jiào shuí kàn wǒ ya? |
| [00:15.99] | wǒ yě de gěi dà huǒ ér bài gè nián ya |
| [00:17.70] | mèng hè táng: tā yě gěi nín bài nián le. |
| [00:19.66] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ lián gè míng r dōu méi yǒu, shì ma wǒ? |
| [00:23.03] | mèng hè táng: tā shì wǒ de dā dàng, tā jiào zhōu gǒu liáng |
| [00:28.05] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: duì, bié qǐ hòng le liè wèi a, jiǔ |
| [00:30.95] | mèng hè táng: wǒ shuō cuò. |
| [00:32.26] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nín shuō cuò le |
| [00:33.07] | mèng hè táng: tā jiào zhōu gǒu jiǔ |
| [00:33.95] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: dà jiā hǎo |
| [00:35.13] | mèng hè táng: zhōu lǎo shī xiàng sheng shuō de fēi cháng de bù cuò |
| [00:38.11] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: děng huì, zán něi gè zì ér cuò le? |
| [00:40.86] | mèng hè táng: nà nín jiào? |
| [00:42.65] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: gǒu jiǔ zhōu, bú shì |
| [00:43.89] | mèng hè táng: gǒu lǎo shī, gǒu lǎo shī nín |
| [00:45.40] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhōu jiǔ liáng. |
| [00:47.11] | mèng hè táng: zhōu jiǔ liáng, jiào shén me zhēn a. |
| [00:48.91] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì |
| [00:49.65] | mèng hè táng: jiào shén me bù chī fàn? |
| [00:50.93] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: bú shì, nà nǐ yě de gěi wǒ shuō duì le. |
| [00:52.56] | mèng hè táng: nǐ jiù jiào gǒu liáng, néng bǎ nǐ wèi gǒu zěn me zhāo? |
| [00:55.31] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè huà shén me yì sī ya? |
| [00:58.11] | wǒ hǎo bù róng yì wǒ huí lǎo jiā, |
| [00:59.04] | wǒ gěi dà huǒ bài gè nián ya, dé |
| [01:00.83] | mèng hè táng: shì, nǐ huí lǎo jiā le, |
| [01:02.06] | nǐ gěi dà huǒ ér bài nián, nǐ bài. |
| [01:04.51] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shān dōng de guān zhòng péng yǒu men, dà jiā guò nián |
| [01:07.16] | mèng hè táng: shān xī de guān zhòng dé zuì nǐ le? |
| [01:11.33] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shān xī de guān zhòng péng yǒu men, dà jiā |
| [01:13.11] | mèng hè táng: shǎn xī de guān zhòng bù guò nián ne? |
| [01:16.47] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shǎn xī de guān zhòng péng yǒu men |
| [01:17.50] | mèng: hé běi guān zhòng bù guò nián ma |
| [01:18.75] | zhōu: hé běi de guān zhòng |
| [01:19.68] | mèng: běi jīng guān zhòng bù guò nián a |
| [01:20.79] | zhōu: běi jīng de guān zhòng |
| [01:21.74] | mèng: bù yí nuò sī ài lì sī de guān zhòng jiù bù guò nián ma |
| [01:23.86] | zhōu: bù yí nuò sī tā men bù guò nián |
| [01:30.55] | mèng: nà de huá rén bù guò nián ma |
| [01:32.95] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: bù yí nuò sī ài lì sī de huá rén péng yǒu, |
| [01:34.90] | tā men, wǒ bài bù guò lái le |
| [01:36.79] | mèng hè táng: shuō huà bù yán jǐn |
| [01:38.43] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ bù yě méi shuō ma? |
| [01:40.17] | mèng hè táng: wǒ shuō le, |
| [01:42.60] | wǒ shuō xiàn chǎng yǐ jí diàn shì jī qián de guān zhòng péng yǒu men guò nián hǎo, |
| [01:44.56] | nǐ zěn me shuō de? |
| [01:46.64] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ shuō shān dōng de guān zhòng péng yǒu. |
| [01:49.04] | mèng hè táng: nà bié dì r de guān zhòng bù guò nián ne? |
| [01:49.88] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nín lǎo jiào zhēn r ya! |
| [01:50.81] | mèng hè táng: duì bú duì, yí gè xiàng sheng yǎn yuán zhàn zài wǔ tái shàng, |
| [01:53.20] | lián jù zhěng huà nǐ dōu shuō bu chū lái. |
| [01:55.01] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: bú shì |
| [01:55.81] | mèng hè táng: nǐ de bú shì wǒ de bú shì |
| [01:57.05] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ tīng wǒ shuō ya! |
| [01:57.85] | mèng hè táng: nǐ hái gǎn shuō ne? |
| [01:58.95] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ shuō wǒ cuò le. |
| [01:59.76] | mèng hè táng: cuò le, nǐ bù hái tóu àn zì shǒu qù? |
| [02:02.75] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ shàng nǎ ér zì shǒu qù? |
| [02:04.05] | mèng hè táng: yī huì ér hēi māo jǐng cháng jiù dǎi nǐ lái |
| [02:07.33] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ shì zěn me le, nǐ zhè shì? |
| [02:08.77] | mèng hè táng: gēn wǒ liáo tiān, lái qì bù lái qì? |
| [02:09.77] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ jiù xiàn zài xiǎng dǎ nǐ! |
| [02:11.98] | mèng hè táng: dǎ wǒ gàn shén me ya? |
| [02:13.14] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuí bù lái qì ya! |
| [02:14.22] | mèng hè táng: zhī dào zhè shì gàn shén me de ma? |
| [02:15.51] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: gàn ma ya? |
| [02:16.37] | mèng hè táng: tái gàng! |
| [02:17.17] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: tái gàng? |
| [02:17.86] | mèng hè táng: duì le |
| [02:18.86] | xiàn zài wǎng shàng xiàn shí shēng huó dāng zhōng, |
| [02:21.54] | zhè zhǒng rén tài duō le! |
| [02:22.90] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì ma? |
| [02:23.66] | mèng hè táng: āi yōu! nǐ jiù kàn tā men! |
| [02:25.09] | měi tiān qín qín kěn kěn rèn láo rèn yuàn méi rì mò yè dì gāng! |
| [02:30.18] | wèi gāng ér gāng! wèi duì ér duì! |
| [02:33.43] | wú shì shēng fēi, zào chéng le wǎng shàng duō shǎo qǐ bào lì shì jiàn! |
| [02:38.25] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó! |
| [02:39.62] | mèng hè táng: zán jiù shuō shòu hài zhě, |
| [02:41.26] | qīng zé yì yù, zhòng zé qīng shēng |
| [02:44.25] | nǐ shuō kě hèn bù kě hèn zhèi xiē rén! |
| [02:46.67] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: bú shì, nǐ nà me shēng qì gàn ma ya, nǐ! |
| [02:49.04] | mèng hè táng: wǒ yě shì yǔ yán bào lì de shòu hài zhě! |
| [02:52.95] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ xiān děng huì ér, wǒ wèn wèn nín! |
| [02:54.66] | nín shòu shuí pò hài le? |
| [02:56.33] | mèng hè táng: fā wēi bó, hěn jiǎn dān |
| [02:58.97] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuō de shén me? |
| [02:59.75] | mèng hè táng: jiù yī jù huà |
| [03:00.37] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: a? |
| [03:00.97] | mèng hè táng: jīn tiān wǒ jiào wài mài, chī zhá jī! wán le! |
| [03:05.86] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè yě méi shén me ya! |
| [03:07.48] | mèng hè táng: nǐ zài kàn xià biān píng lùn |
| [03:08.65] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: dǐ xià shuō shí mǒ ya? |
| [03:10.01] | mèng hè táng: yōu, rén jiā gǎi míng le a! |
| [03:13.89] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: yīn yáng guài qì de! |
| [03:15.08] | mèng hè táng: bù jiào mèng hè táng le, rén jiā jīn tiān, jiào wài mài! |
| [03:20.81] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè míng zì bù cuò! |
| [03:22.09] | mèng hè táng: shì |
| [03:22.94] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: mèng wài mài, wǒ jiào zhōu gǒu liáng! |
| [03:26.12] | zán liǎ fàng yí kuài ér, gǒu liáng wài mài! |
| [03:30.19] | mèng hè táng: nǐ zài kàn xià bian r |
| [03:31.68] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: hái yǒu ne? |
| [03:33.57] | mèng hè táng: yō, nǐ hái chī jī bǎo bǎo, |
| [03:36.61] | jī bǎo bǎo nà me kě ài, |
| [03:37.37] | nǐ yào chī jī bǎo bǎo! nǐ tài bù shàn liáng le, nǐ! |
| [03:41.82] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: hái bù shàn liáng |
| [03:42.58] | mèng hè táng: rén dà xiǎo yě shì tiáo xìng mìng, nǐ xiǎng guò jī de gǎn shòu ma? |
| [03:46.31] | wǒ xiǎng tā gǎn shòu gàn shén me, wǒ yòu méi xià guò dàn |
| [03:50.73] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ xià gè dàn gǎn shòu yī xià a |
| [03:52.50] | mèng hè táng: wǒ xià de chū lái ma? wǒ |
| [03:54.52] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó |
| [03:56.01] | mèng hè táng: nǐ shuō zán shuō zhèi xiē rén kě hèn bù kě hèn! |
| [03:57.23] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: què shí yǒu zhè zhǒng rén! dàn shì ne, |
| [03:59.60] | nín bú yào huó zài bié rén de shì jiè lǐ, |
| [04:02.94] | nǐ bù lǐ tā men bù jiù xíng le! |
| [04:04.50] | mèng hè táng: wǒ bù lǐ tā chéng ma! |
| [04:06.02] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me le? |
| [04:08.51] | mèng hè táng: zán jiù shuō wǒ lái dé yún shè, shí nián tóu le ba. |
| [04:09.55] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shí duō nián le. |
| [04:11.01] | mèng hè táng: duì bú duì, shí duō nián wǒ shì, zhèng qián le! |
| [04:16.21] | xū |
| [04:17.25] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ō |
| [04:18.10] | mèng hè táng: zhēng diǎn qián zěn me le! |
| [04:19.45] | zhèng qián, wǒ mǎi chē le, zěn me le! |
| [04:20.75] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: mǎi chē? |
| [04:22.90] | mèng hè táng: wǒ mǎi jǐ liàng chē, wǒ bù gǎn kāi! |
| [04:25.91] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ zhè mǎi le duō pò dì chē ya? |
| [04:27.47] | qī shǒu de xià lì, nín shì bù gǎn kāi |
| [04:31.11] | nà kāi dào dào shàng, chú le lǎ bā bù xiǎng, nǎ ér dōu xiǎng! |
| [04:35.25] | mèng hè táng: hǎo chē! kǎi yàn, zuò guò ma? |
| [04:39.00] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: méi zuò guò |
| [04:40.81] | mèng hè táng: biāo mǎ, kāi guò ma? |
| [04:42.48] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: chuān guò |
| [04:44.51] | mèng hè táng: chuān pǎo chē a! |
| [04:45.99] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ zhè bù pǎo xié ma? |
| [04:48.47] | mèng hè táng: biāo mǎ ma jiù yī bào zi ma! |
| [04:50.19] | jiù zhè yàng yào fēi méi fēi nà gè |
| [04:55.89] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: dà huǒ ér dōu cháo xiào nǐ le |
| [04:57.25] | nǐ qiáo jiàn méi yǒu |
| [04:58.72] | nà jiào jié bào, hái biāo mǎ |
| [05:00.56] | nǐ kāi biāo mǎ wǒ kàn kàn! |
| [05:05.45] | mèng hè táng: jiù yī bào zi ma jiù |
| [05:06.61] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà jiào jié bào |
| [05:08.17] | nǐ dǒng bù dǒng a! |
| [05:09.28] | mèng hè táng: hái yǒu yī shī zi shī zi, zhè yàng! |
| [05:11.63] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè jiào biāo zhì! |
| [05:13.06] | mèng hè táng: duì duì! hái yǒu yī dà mǎ! |
| [05:14.17] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: fǎ lā lì zěn me dōu zhè yàng a! |
| [05:17.64] | nǐ gào sù wǒ qū bié zài nǎ a? |
| [05:19.74] | mèng hè táng: qū bié a kě néng zài biǎo qíng shàng ba |
| [05:21.80] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: hē! |
| [05:23.92] | kàn de tài xì zhì le |
| [05:26.99] | mèng hè táng: hǎo chē shàng wǒ jiā kàn qù |
| [05:28.51] | yī lā chōu tì, huā lā, quán shì hǎo chē! |
| [05:30.84] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: éi, mó xíng a! |
| [05:32.87] | mèng hè táng: hǎo chē de chē yào shi! |
| [05:34.01] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zán bié dà chuǎn qì, xíng bù xíng? |
| [05:34.92] | mèng hè táng: jiù zhè me duō hǎo chē, liè wèi |
| [05:36.19] | wǒ měi tiān shàng bān, wǒ qí zì xíng chē! |
| [05:40.26] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà nín huán bǎo yì shí hái tǐng qiáng! |
| [05:41.99] | mèng hè táng: bú shì, bù gǎn kāi! |
| [05:44.15] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: tōu de ya? |
| [05:45.67] | mèng hè táng: wǒ tōu shuí de? wǒ zì gě ér huā qián mǎi de! |
| [05:47.67] | wǒ tōu shuí de ya? |
| [05:49.67] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà huā qián mǎi de, dà fāng kāi ma! |
| [05:51.36] | mèng hè táng: wǒ gǎn kāi ma? wǒ gǎn kāi ma? |
| [05:52.73] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me le? |
| [05:53.87] | mèng hè táng: wǒ yī kāi chū qù, nǐ kàn tā men shuō shí mǒ ya! |
| [05:57.00] | ya, mèng hè táng shì xiǎo bái liǎn! |
| [05:59.04] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó, nín bié shēng qì, shuí shuō de? |
| [06:04.82] | mèng hè táng: duō zhā xīn! |
| [06:05.52] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuí shuō de wǒ zhǎo tā lǐ lùn qù |
| [06:07.22] | mèng hè táng: nǐ shì hǎo dā dàng! |
| [06:08.21] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà shi! |
| [06:09.01] | jiù wǒ gē zhè mú yàng shuí kàn de shàng tā a! |
| [06:13.86] | mèng hè táng: kàn de shàng nǐ a! |
| [06:14.93] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ bié bù xìn, |
| [06:16.04] | wǒ céng jīng hái kào liǎn chī guò fàn ne! |
| [06:18.19] | mèng hè táng: nǐ ya? |
| [06:18.89] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà shi, nà shi! |
| [06:19.75] | mèng hè táng: nǐ kào liǎn chī guò fàn? |
| [06:21.62] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: chà diǎn ér méi yào le fàn ma, bú shì |
| [06:25.09] | mèng hè táng: kě qì bù kě qì? |
| [06:26.39] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: què shí, wǎng shàng shì yǒu! |
| [06:28.64] | mèng hè táng: bù guāng wǎng shàng yǒu, |
| [06:29.96] | xiàn shí shè huì dāng zhōng zhèi xiē rén yě duō de shì! |
| [06:32.54] | jiù shuō tā xí fù ér ba, |
| [06:34.36] | xiàn shí shēng huó dāng zhōng jiù shì zhè zhǒng rén! |
| [06:36.10] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì ma? |
| [06:37.18] | mèng hè táng: nǐ jiù kàn tā xí fù ér píng shí, |
| [06:38.28] | lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng |
| [06:39.94] | lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng! |
| [06:47.11] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ xí fù ér zhū wěi ba chī duō le shì zěn me zhāo! |
| [06:49.75] | mèng hè táng: lǎo gōng |
| [06:51.76] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: . |
| [06:52.19] | mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn! |
| [06:52.71] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: kàn shén me ya? |
| [06:53.21] | mèng hè táng: nà gè nián qīng de xiǎo gū niáng, |
| [06:56.67] | nà me nián qīng jiù kāi nà me hǎo de chē, |
| [06:57.99] | nà qián yí dìng bú shì hǎo lái dào! |
| [07:00.58] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ zěn me nà me shuō ya! |
| [07:02.07] | mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn nǎ, nǐ kàn nǎ, nǐ kàn nǎ! |
| [07:04.12] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǎ ér ne? |
| [07:05.64] | mèng hè táng: ràng nǐ kàn nǐ jiù kàn! |
| [07:07.40] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè bù nǐ ràng wǒ kàn de ma? |
| [07:09.47] | mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn tā nǐ dōu bù kàn wǒ gē! |
| [07:10.68] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ bù kàn zhe nǐ de ma! |
| [07:12.19] | mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn le ma, nǐ kàn le ma! |
| [07:13.38] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ zhè shì piǎo le yī yǎn, sā me yī yǎn! |
| [07:16.51] | zěn me le? méi zhǔn, nín bié shēng qì, |
| [07:20.04] | xí fù, nín bié shēng qì, xiāo xiāo huǒ! |
| [07:21.57] | méi zhǔn rén jiā jiù shì yí gè nián qīng de qǐ yè jiā! |
| [07:24.71] | mèng hè táng: nǐ shì bú shì kàn shàng tā le? |
| [07:26.35] | hēng bù lǐ nǐ le! |
| [07:27.43] | xū |
| [07:31.33] | nǐ kàn nǐ xí fù ér shì bú shì zhè yàng? |
| [07:32.98] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: tā píng shí què shí hǎo nào téng! |
| [07:34.62] | mèng hè táng: bù guāng tā xí fù zhè yàng, |
| [07:36.31] | tā jiā yī jiā zǐ dōu zhè yàng! |
| [07:38.11] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: āi yā, wǒ men jiā rén zěn me zhāo nǐ le |
| [07:39.33] | mèng hè táng: wǒ lái shān dōng wǒ dé qù tā men jiā bài gè nián ba |
| [07:41.09] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: |
| [07:43.33] | mèng hè táng: yī shàng tā men jiā, yī jìn lóu dào, |
| [07:44.50] | tā men jiā nà duì lián gēn bié rén jiā dōu bù yí yàng! |
| [07:47.03] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: lín jū jiā tiē shén me ne? |
| [07:48.37] | mèng hè táng: rén jiā tiē shén me ne |
| [07:49.19] | tiān zēng suì yuè rén zēng shòu chūn mǎn qián kūn fú mǎn mén |
| [07:52.15] | héng pī xǐ yíng xīn chūn |
| [07:54.03] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: tài sú le |
| [07:54.80] | mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn tā men jiā |
| [07:55.57] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ men jiā ne? |
| [07:56.60] | mèng hè táng: tā men jiā |
| [07:57.58] | gāng tiān gāng dì gāng kōng qì |
| [07:57.91] | duì diē duì mā duì quán jiā |
| [07:59.08] | héng pī gāng shàng kāi huā |
| [08:00.69] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: éi, hǎo |
| [08:04.19] | wǒ men jiā zhè duì lián zěn me zhè me rè nào ne |
| [08:06.27] | mèng hè táng: rè nào a yī jìn wū gèng rè nào |
| [08:07.42] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: a? shén me chǎng jǐng a |
| [08:08.68] | mèng hè táng: yī jìn wū tā mā zài hōng hái zi ne! |
| [08:10.28] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: xiǎng shòu tiān lún zhī lè ne! |
| [08:11.70] | mèng hè táng: ná yī shéng ér bǎ hái zi shuān zhe |
| [08:13.68] | zhè lāo zháo zǒu dǎ kāi le guì |
| [08:15.67] | kāi kāi le xiāng ná yí gè mào zi nǐ dài shàng |
| [08:18.81] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ mā shuǎ hóu ne! zhè shì! |
| [08:23.09] | zěn me hái ná xiàn shuān zhe a? |
| [08:24.40] | mèng hè táng: bù shuān chéng ma? |
| [08:25.37] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me le? |
| [08:25.91] | mèng hè táng: bù shuān chéng ma? |
| [08:26.48] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me le? |
| [08:27.17] | mèng hè táng: bù shuān zhe tā men jiā hái zi chāi shā fā! |
| [08:29.60] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ shēng yī hā shì qí a wǒ! |
| [08:31.79] | mèng hè táng: hái zi nào téng ya! |
| [08:33.02] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó |
| [08:33.48] | mèng hè táng: nǐ zài kàn tā bà bà! |
| [08:34.34] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: duì |
| [08:35.73] | mèng hè táng: tā bà ne zài zhè xiù huā ní! |
| [08:36.55] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè tiān shén me máo bìng le zhè shì? |
| [08:40.32] | mèng hè táng: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [08:43.47] | duō rè nào a |
| [08:44.83] | jiù tā xí fù ér zuì ān jìng |
| [08:46.42] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: tā gàn ma ne |
| [08:47.35] | mèng hè táng: shàng diào ne |
| [08:47.79] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó, shàng diào?! |
| [08:49.53] | mèng hè táng: bú shì, nòng gēn shéng ér diào zhe ne! |
| [08:51.33] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè bù jiù shì shàng diào ma? |
| [08:52.83] | mèng hè táng: bú shì, nòng gēn bù diào bó zi diào jiǎo bó zi |
| [08:54.78] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: diào jiǎo bó zi |
| [08:56.67] | mèng hè táng: jiǎo bó zi |
| [08:56.91] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè jiào yú jiā |
| [08:58.18] | mèng hè táng: diào zhe ne |
| [08:59.30] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ bù dǒng bié hú shuō! |
| [09:00.43] | mèng hè táng: wǒ yī jìn wū nǐ bà bà kàn wǒ lái le a |
| [09:02.30] | nǐ bà bà zhàn qǐ gēn wǒ dǎ zhāo hū |
| [09:03.66] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì |
| [09:03.97] | mèng hè táng: éi ruǐ éi ruǐ éi |
| [09:05.59] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuí gěi wǒ bà bà jì shang le |
| [09:07.17] | mèng hè táng: bú shì |
| [09:07.78] | nǐ bà bà yī zhàn qǐ lái dōu nǐ xí fù nà shéng shàng le |
| [09:10.34] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: hē zěn me nà me luàn ne |
| [09:12.27] | mèng hè táng: wǒ shuō wǒ zhǎo dì fāng zuò ba |
| [09:13.33] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó |
| [09:14.09] | mèng hè táng: zhǎo dì fāng zuò ba |
| [09:14.97] | zuò nǐ bà bà gēn qián |
| [09:15.92] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: liáo liáo tiān |
| [09:16.64] | mèng hè táng: bài gè nián |
| [09:17.16] | dà yé guò nián tǐng hǎo de |
| [09:18.95] | gěi nín bài nián |
| [09:20.57] | mèng hè táng: è tǐng hǎo tǐng hǎo |
| [09:23.56] | nǐ men zhè nián qīng rén méi shì duō guān xīn guān xīn guó jiā dà shì |
| [09:30.43] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó lǎo nián rén ài cāo xīn |
| [09:31.19] | mèng hè táng: nǐ xí fù zhè huì ér shuō huà le |
| [09:32.03] | mèng hè táng: yō, zhè shuí a zhè shuí a zhè shuí a zhè shuí ya zhè shì |
| [09:37.67] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ xí fù zěn me jiàn le shuí dōu zhè yàng a? |
| [09:39.53] | mèng hè táng: zhè bù mèng gē ma zhè bú shì |
| [09:40.91] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: kàn jiàn nǐ le |
| [09:42.06] | mèng hè táng: bié tīng lǎo yé zǐ de |
| [09:42.85] | méi shì kàn kàn tiān qì yù bào ba |
| [09:45.35] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó |
| [09:46.07] | mèng hè táng: chū mén hái néng duǒ zhe diǎn ér léi |
| [09:47.79] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè huà lǐ yǒu cì ér a! |
| [09:50.24] | mèng hè táng: zhè shì zěn me, shì, wǒ píng shí yě kàn tiān qì yù bào |
| [09:53.52] | nǐ shuō xià yǔ nǐ shuō yě bù xià |
| [09:58.29] | mèng hè táng: shì a, nǐ méi chū qù zhàn zhe qù |
| [10:00.55] | nǐ chū qù zhàn yī huì ér jiù xià le |
| [10:02.63] | hái néng bǎ léi yǐn xià lái ne! |
| [10:05.14] | mèng hè táng: nǐ jiā rén duì wǒ yǒu yì jiàn |
| [10:08.48] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: bù néng, tā píng shí shuō huà dōu zhè yàng |
| [10:09.98] | mèng hè táng: dài yī huì wǒ cái fā xiàn, |
| [10:11.95] | píng shí shuō huà hái zhēn jiù zhè yàng, |
| [10:13.47] | tā bù guāng duì wǒ a, shuí dōu duì |
| [10:16.15] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuí gēn shuí a? |
| [10:17.31] | mèng hè táng: nǐ xí fù gēn nǐ mā, |
| [10:19.25] | jiù zhè zhè liǎ rén a, |
| [10:20.47] | yī liáo qǐ hái zi zhè shì, |
| [10:21.87] | nǐ kàn tā rè nào zhe ne |
| [10:23.28] | mèng hè táng: éi yōu, |
| [10:26.70] | mā mā mā mā mā mā mā mā mā mā, |
| [10:27.44] | wǒ de mā mā ya |
| [10:31.71] | nà hái zi néng nà me kàn ma nà hái zi |
| [10:33.85] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me ne |
| [10:35.42] | mèng hè táng: nín shuō nín zài gū dān |
| [10:35.79] | nín zài jì mò nín zài lěng |
| [10:36.10] | nín dé ràng hái zi xiē huì, |
| [10:37.24] | nín kàn nà hái zǐ dōu lèi chéng shén me yàng le |
| [10:38.86] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó |
| [10:39.46] | mèng hè táng: wǒ zài kàn nǐ ér zi zài nà qiáng jiǎo dūn zhe, haha |
| [10:42.19] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè bù hái shì gǒu ma? |
| [10:45.12] | mèng hè táng: nǐ mā néng ráo le tā ma? nǐ mā shuō huà le |
| [10:47.64] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì |
| [10:48.71] | mèng hè táng: wǒ dǎ xiǎo, |
| [10:49.91] | zhōu jiǔ liáng dǎ xiǎo yě shì |
| [10:51.31] | nǐ bà bà wǒ men liǎ yī bǎ shǐ yī bǎ niào wèi dà de |
| [10:55.79] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: pū è, shén me jiào wèi dà de |
| [10:57.73] | mèng hè táng: bú shì, lā chě dà de |
| [10:58.58] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: lā chě dà de! |
| [10:59.99] | mèng hè táng: wǒ men bú huì kàn nà nǐ huì kàn nà |
| [11:02.08] | éi yōu mā éi |
| [11:03.47] | mèng hè táng: nà kě bù yí yàng le |
| [11:05.07] | xiàn zài rén dōu jiǎng jiū kē xué fǔ yǎng |
| [11:07.25] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: duì |
| [11:07.82] | mèng hè táng: nín nà lǎo bàn fǎ ér a |
| [11:09.02] | yě jiù kàn gè hóu ba |
| [11:11.13] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ mā jiù shì gè shuǎ hóu de! |
| [11:12.47] | mèng hè táng: zěn me zhāo, wǒ zhè bàn fǎ kàn hóu, |
| [11:15.62] | zhè gēn nǐ kàn zhe hái zi |
| [11:16.53] | nǐ shuō bǎo mǔ dōu dé yǒu gè gōng zī ba |
| [11:18.38] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: éi ya |
| [11:20.27] | mèng hè táng: wǒ men liǎ hǎo jiā huo yī fēn qián méi yǒu, |
| [11:21.87] | nǐ men tiě gōng jī yī máo bù bá, bù huā qián shǎo shuō huà |
| [11:25.52] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: dōu shǎo shuō liǎng jù! |
| [11:26.67] | mèng hè táng: néng shǎo shuō de le ma! |
| [11:27.55] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: áo |
| [11:28.20] | mèng hè táng: nǐ xí fù yòu shuō le |
| [11:29.20] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: yǒu huà hǎo hǎo shuō |
| [11:30.87] | mèng hè táng: éi yōu mā éi, nín shuō zhè huà wǒ kě bù ài tīng le! |
| [11:34.75] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: a |
| [11:35.68] | mèng hè táng: yào bù ài kàn nà nín jiù bié kàn |
| [11:38.48] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì! |
| [11:40.09] | mèng hè táng: nín kàn nín gēn wǒ bà shēn tǐ hái bù cuò |
| [11:43.41] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me ne? |
| [11:44.33] | mèng hè táng: xiàn zài guó jiā yě kāi fàng èr tāi le |
| [11:46.13] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ?! |
| [11:48.33] | mèng hè táng: yào me nín gēn wǒ bà zài yào yí gè! |
| [11:51.61] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè jiào shén me huà ya zhè shì! |
| [11:52.90] | mèng hè táng: shén me? zài yào yí gè! |
| [11:55.50] | nín zài yào yí gè zán yí kuài yǎng bǐ zhe kàn shuí yǎng de hǎo a |
| [11:58.83] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: yǒu bǐ zhè gè de me? |
| [11:59.97] | mèng hè táng: kàn shuí xiào guǒ líng a |
| [12:00.91] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ā! |
| [12:02.20] | mèng hè táng: wǒ men nà me dà suì shù le |
| [12:04.19] | yào bú yào yí gè hái yào nǐ guǎn zhe? |
| [12:06.17] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì a |
| [12:06.75] | mèng hè táng: nǐ guǎn de zhe me nǐ |
| [12:07.97] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ! |
| [12:09.41] | mèng hè táng: éi yōu nǐ kǒng pà yào bù chū lái ba nǐ! |
| [12:10.39] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: yō |
| [12:11.86] | mèng hè táng zěn me huí shì zhè shì, yào bù chū lái? |
| [12:13.22] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: ? |
| [12:14.86] | mèng hè táng: nǐ mā jí le bǎ hái zi wǎng shā fā shàng yī fàng, |
| [12:16.69] | bù kàn le hái zi bù kàn le yǐ hòu wǒ men bù guǎn le, |
| [12:20.21] | nǐ men zì jǐ guǎn |
| [12:22.02] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: éi ya |
| [12:22.44] | mèng hè táng: kàn jiàn méi yǒu |
| [12:22.85] | wǒ men bù kàn le |
| [12:23.44] | zhe bù qǐ zhè jí shēng bù liǎo zhè qì |
| [12:26.89] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: āi yā bié shēng qì le |
| [12:27.54] | mèng hè táng: lǎo tóu zi zǒu zán shēng yí gè gěi tā men kàn kàn |
| [12:29.32] | zhōu jiǔ liáng: āi, bié shuō le |
| [12:29.81] | gē cí yóu xīn yuè xiǎo mèng xiān ér de mèng fū rén xuán yuè |
| [12:32.34] | yáng mù ān xiǎo jí zhěng lǐ ér chéng xiè xiè! |
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