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What did I do wrong? |
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Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo... |
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Am I really all that bad? |
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You're worse than Hannibal Lecter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger... |
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Why're we still together? |
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Oh I can't leave you till you're dead... |
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You mean till death do us part? |
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I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head... |
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It was lucky for us I turned the radio on |
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They say that music sooths the savage beast |
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There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red |
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The two of us would surely have ended up dead |
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You stopped us from killing each other |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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You'll never know but you've saved our lives |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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I've never thrown my knickers at you... |
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And I don't come from Wales... |
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Still haven't solved our problem... |
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You mean we hate each other's guts? |
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Still wanna poison your pizza |
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And I still wanna cut off your nuts |
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I phoned the marriage guidance |
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I tied the phone line round your neck |
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I'm sick of all this hatred |
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Oh that would be the arsenic making you sick... |
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You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff |
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As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on |
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You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes |
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It was lucky for us we bought his Greatest Hits |
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You stopped us from killing each other |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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You'll never know but you've saved our lives |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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I've never thrown my knickers at you... |
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And I don't come from Wales... |
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And now our war it's over |
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I've lost the urge to brake your neck |
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I owe my life to "What's New Pussycat?" |
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"Delilah" stopped me hating you and wishing your death |
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Oh I used to call you a Satan |
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And you were Cruella DeVil |
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But now you call me your Delilah |
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And now I'm not your Lucifer |
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And I am just your pussycat |
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Well just a word of warning now |
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Just in case we ever get tired of his voice |
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I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong |
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And I know an atom bomb that's going for this song |
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You stopped us from killing each other |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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You'll never know but you've saved our lives |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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I've never thrown my knickers at you... |
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And I don't come from Wales... |
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You stopped us from killing each other |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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You'll never know but you've saved our lives |
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones |
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I've never thrown my knickers at you... |
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And I don't come from Wales... |
