Song | All-American Prophet |
Artist | Andrew Rannells |
Artist | Lewis Cleale |
Artist | Jared Gertner |
Artist | Clark Johnsen |
Artist | Benjamin Schrader |
Artist | Rory O'Malley |
Artist | Scott Barnhardt |
Artist | Graham Bowen |
Artist | Justin Bohon |
Artist | Kevin Duda |
Artist | Jason Michael Snow |
Artist | Brian Sears |
Artist | Michael James Scott |
Artist | Nick Spangler |
Artist | Josh Gad |
Album | The Book Of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone |
[00:00.323] | ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible |
[00:02.244] | Is made of Testaments old and new. |
[00:06.088] | You've been told it's just those two parts, |
[00:08.990] | Or only one if you're a Jew. |
[00:13.072] | But what if I were to tell you |
[00:15.616] | There's a FRESH third part out there? |
[00:18.975] | Which was found by a HIP new prophet |
[00:21.907] | Who had a little... |
[00:24.052] | Donny Osmond flair? |
[00:30.532] | Have you heard of the All-American Prophet? |
[00:35.116] | The blonde-haired, blue-eyed voice of God! |
[00:38.665] | He didn't come from the Middle East like those other holy men |
[00:43.342] | No, God's favorite prophet was... |
[00:45.903] | All-American! |
[00:49.019] | I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times,1823! |
[00:52.659] | An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rodchester, New York! |
[00:57.810] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?! |
[00:59.819] | ELDER PRICE: That's right, that young man spoke to God! |
[01:01.868] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?! |
[01:03.021] | ELDER PRICE: And God said: "Joe, people really need to know |
[01:05.026] | That the Bible isn't two parts! |
[01:06.747] | There's a part THREE to the Bible, Joe! |
[01:09.390] | And I, God have anointed you |
[01:11.111] | To dig up this part three that is buried by the tree on the hill in your backyard!" |
[01:14.934] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE! |
[01:19.764] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill, |
[01:21.579] | And dug where he was told. |
[01:23.808] | And deep in the ground, Joseph found |
[01:25.965] | Shining plates of gold! |
[01:28.253] | JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates? |
[01:30.005] | Who buried them here, and why? |
[01:32.177] | ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel |
[01:34.162] | His name was Moroni- |
[01:37.542] | MORONI: I am Moroni.... |
[01:40.216] | The All-American Angel! |
[01:43.539] | My people lived here long, long ago |
[01:47.216] | This is the history of my race |
[01:49.980] | Please read the words within' |
[01:52.138] | We were Jews who met with Christ, |
[01:54.044] | But we were... |
[01:56.811] | But don't let anybody see these plates except for you... |
[02:02.388] | They are only for you to see... |
[02:05.873] | Even if people ask you to show the plates to them, DON'T. |
[02:10.879] | Just copy them onto normal paper. |
[02:14.885] | Even thought this might make them question if the plates are real or not, |
[02:19.819] | This is sort of what God is going for... |
[02:25.425] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph took the plates home, |
[02:27.262] | And wrote down what he found inside |
[02:29.443] | He turned those plates into a book, |
[02:31.593] | Then he rushed into town and cried: |
[02:33.113] | JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me |
[02:35.330] | This blessed ancient tome! |
[02:37.443] | He hath commanded me to publish it, |
[02:39.388] | And stick it in every home! |
[02:41.983] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, |
[02:44.828] | and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! I'm interested! |
[02:50.125] | ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didn't believe the prophet Joseph Smith. |
[02:54.097] | They thought he'd made up this part three |
[02:56.073] | that was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard! (TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR!) |
[02:59.219] | But Joe said- |
[03:00.521] | JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie |
[03:01.741] | I speak to God all the time, |
[03:02.632] | And he told me to head west! |
[03:04.482] | So I'll take my part three from the hill with the tree, |
[03:06.853] | Feel free if you'd like to come along with me, |
[03:08.926] | To the promised land! (TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND?) |
[03:11.286] | JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise! |
[03:12.110] | On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields as far as the eye can see! |
[03:18.680] | ALL: Have you heard of the All-American prophet? |
[03:23.115] | He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ! |
[03:26.989] | We're following him to paradise; |
[03:29.428] | We call ourselves Mormon |
[03:31.382] | And our new religion is... |
[03:34.032] | All-American! |
[03:36.633] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well how much does it cost!? |
[03:38.760] | ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for the place to settle down, |
[03:42.878] | But every time they thought they'd found it, |
[03:45.015] | They got kicked out of town |
[03:47.076] | And even though people wanted |
[03:49.140] | To see the golden plates, |
[03:51.406] | Joseph never showed'em- |
[03:53.673] | GOTSWANA: I-have maggots in my scro-tum- |
[04:02.892] | ELDER PRICE: Um... okay. Well, anyway... |
[04:06.555] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad... |
[04:12.908] | On the way to the promised land, |
[04:15.637] | Mormons made people mad. |
[04:19.069] | Joseph was shot by an angry mob, |
[04:22.245] | And knew he'd soon be done.... |
[04:25.780] | JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now, |
[04:29.706] | My good friend... Brigham Young. |
[04:34.894] | Oh, God... why are you letting me die? |
[04:40.510] | Without having me show people the plates |
[04:44.259] | They'll have no proof I was telling the truth or not. |
[04:48.639] | They'll have to believe it just... cause... |
[04:53.104] | Oh! I guess that's kinda what you were going for.... |
[05:00.230] | Blargggh... |
[05:02.788] | ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in. |
[05:07.183] | But his followers, they kept heading west. |
[05:10.669] | And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah they called... |
[05:16.393] | Salt Lake City! |
[05:19.119] | And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families. |
[05:25.188] | Generation to generation, |
[05:27.844] | Until finally... they made ME. |
[05:31.080] | And now it's MY JOB, |
[05:33.090] | TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LEAD LONG AGO!!! |
[05:39.959] | TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the All-American prophet? (ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!!) |
[05:44.767] | The next in line to be the voice of God?! (ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!!) |
[05:48.626] | TOWNSPEOPLE and CUNNINGHAM: He's gonna do something incredible |
[05:51.246] | And be Joseph Smith again! |
[05:53.009] | Cause Kevin Price the prophet is... |
[05:55.254] | All- All- All- |
[05:58.288] | ALL-AMERICAN-! |
[06:01.664] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, we'll also throw in a set of steak knives! |
[00:00.000] | zuo qu : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone |
[00:00.323] | ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible |
[00:02.244] | Is made of Testaments old and new. |
[00:06.088] | You' ve been told it' s just those two parts, |
[00:08.990] | Or only one if you' re a Jew. |
[00:13.072] | But what if I were to tell you |
[00:15.616] | There' s a FRESH third part out there? |
[00:18.975] | Which was found by a HIP new prophet |
[00:21.907] | Who had a little... |
[00:24.052] | Donny Osmond flair? |
[00:30.532] | Have you heard of the AllAmerican Prophet? |
[00:35.116] | The blondehaired, blueeyed voice of God! |
[00:38.665] | He didn' t come from the Middle East like those other holy men |
[00:43.342] | No, God' s favorite prophet was... |
[00:45.903] | AllAmerican! |
[00:49.019] | I' m gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823! |
[00:52.659] | An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rodchester, New York! |
[00:57.810] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?! |
[00:59.819] | ELDER PRICE: That' s right, that young man spoke to God! |
[01:01.868] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?! |
[01:03.021] | ELDER PRICE: And God said: " Joe, people really need to know |
[01:05.026] | That the Bible isn' t two parts! |
[01:06.747] | There' s a part THREE to the Bible, Joe! |
[01:09.390] | And I, God have anointed you |
[01:11.111] | To dig up this part three that is buried by the tree on the hill in your backyard!" |
[01:14.934] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE! |
[01:19.764] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill, |
[01:21.579] | And dug where he was told. |
[01:23.808] | And deep in the ground, Joseph found |
[01:25.965] | Shining plates of gold! |
[01:28.253] | JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates? |
[01:30.005] | Who buried them here, and why? |
[01:32.177] | ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel |
[01:34.162] | His name was Moroni |
[01:37.542] | MORONI: I am Moroni.... |
[01:40.216] | The AllAmerican Angel! |
[01:43.539] | My people lived here long, long ago |
[01:47.216] | This is the history of my race |
[01:49.980] | Please read the words within' |
[01:52.138] | We were Jews who met with Christ, |
[01:54.044] | But we were... |
[01:56.811] | But don' t let anybody see these plates except for you... |
[02:02.388] | They are only for you to see... |
[02:05.873] | Even if people ask you to show the plates to them, DON' T. |
[02:10.879] | Just copy them onto normal paper. |
[02:14.885] | Even thought this might make them question if the plates are real or not, |
[02:19.819] | This is sort of what God is going for... |
[02:25.425] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph took the plates home, |
[02:27.262] | And wrote down what he found inside |
[02:29.443] | He turned those plates into a book, |
[02:31.593] | Then he rushed into town and cried: |
[02:33.113] | JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me |
[02:35.330] | This blessed ancient tome! |
[02:37.443] | He hath commanded me to publish it, |
[02:39.388] | And stick it in every home! |
[02:41.983] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, |
[02:44.828] | and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! I' m interested! |
[02:50.125] | ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didn' t believe the prophet Joseph Smith. |
[02:54.097] | They thought he' d made up this part three |
[02:56.073] | that was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard! TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR! |
[02:59.219] | But Joe said |
[03:00.521] | JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie |
[03:01.741] | I speak to God all the time, |
[03:02.632] | And he told me to head west! |
[03:04.482] | So I' ll take my part three from the hill with the tree, |
[03:06.853] | Feel free if you' d like to come along with me, |
[03:08.926] | To the promised land! TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND? |
[03:11.286] | JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise! |
[03:12.110] | On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields as far as the eye can see! |
[03:18.680] | ALL: Have you heard of the AllAmerican prophet? |
[03:23.115] | He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ! |
[03:26.989] | We' re following him to paradise |
[03:29.428] | We call ourselves Mormon |
[03:31.382] | And our new religion is... |
[03:34.032] | AllAmerican! |
[03:36.633] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well how much does it cost!? |
[03:38.760] | ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for the place to settle down, |
[03:42.878] | But every time they thought they' d found it, |
[03:45.015] | They got kicked out of town |
[03:47.076] | And even though people wanted |
[03:49.140] | To see the golden plates, |
[03:51.406] | Joseph never showed' em |
[03:53.673] | GOTSWANA: Ihave maggots in my scrotum |
[04:02.892] | ELDER PRICE: Um... okay. Well, anyway... |
[04:06.555] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad... |
[04:12.908] | On the way to the promised land, |
[04:15.637] | Mormons made people mad. |
[04:19.069] | Joseph was shot by an angry mob, |
[04:22.245] | And knew he' d soon be done.... |
[04:25.780] | JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now, |
[04:29.706] | My good friend... Brigham Young. |
[04:34.894] | Oh, God... why are you letting me die? |
[04:40.510] | Without having me show people the plates |
[04:44.259] | They' ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not. |
[04:48.639] | They' ll have to believe it just... cause... |
[04:53.104] | Oh! I guess that' s kinda what you were going for.... |
[05:00.230] | Blargggh... |
[05:02.788] | ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in. |
[05:07.183] | But his followers, they kept heading west. |
[05:10.669] | And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah they called... |
[05:16.393] | Salt Lake City! |
[05:19.119] | And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families. |
[05:25.188] | Generation to generation, |
[05:27.844] | Until finally... they made ME. |
[05:31.080] | And now it' s MY JOB, |
[05:33.090] | TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LEAD LONG AGO!!! |
[05:39.959] | TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the AllAmerican prophet? ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!! |
[05:44.767] | The next in line to be the voice of God?! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!! |
[05:48.626] | TOWNSPEOPLE and CUNNINGHAM: He' s gonna do something incredible |
[05:51.246] | And be Joseph Smith again! |
[05:53.009] | Cause Kevin Price the prophet is... |
[05:55.254] | All All All |
[05:58.288] | ALLAMERICAN! |
[06:01.664] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, we' ll also throw in a set of steak knives! |
[00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone |
[00:00.323] | ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible |
[00:02.244] | Is made of Testaments old and new. |
[00:06.088] | You' ve been told it' s just those two parts, |
[00:08.990] | Or only one if you' re a Jew. |
[00:13.072] | But what if I were to tell you |
[00:15.616] | There' s a FRESH third part out there? |
[00:18.975] | Which was found by a HIP new prophet |
[00:21.907] | Who had a little... |
[00:24.052] | Donny Osmond flair? |
[00:30.532] | Have you heard of the AllAmerican Prophet? |
[00:35.116] | The blondehaired, blueeyed voice of God! |
[00:38.665] | He didn' t come from the Middle East like those other holy men |
[00:43.342] | No, God' s favorite prophet was... |
[00:45.903] | AllAmerican! |
[00:49.019] | I' m gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823! |
[00:52.659] | An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rodchester, New York! |
[00:57.810] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?! |
[00:59.819] | ELDER PRICE: That' s right, that young man spoke to God! |
[01:01.868] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?! |
[01:03.021] | ELDER PRICE: And God said: " Joe, people really need to know |
[01:05.026] | That the Bible isn' t two parts! |
[01:06.747] | There' s a part THREE to the Bible, Joe! |
[01:09.390] | And I, God have anointed you |
[01:11.111] | To dig up this part three that is buried by the tree on the hill in your backyard!" |
[01:14.934] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE! |
[01:19.764] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill, |
[01:21.579] | And dug where he was told. |
[01:23.808] | And deep in the ground, Joseph found |
[01:25.965] | Shining plates of gold! |
[01:28.253] | JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates? |
[01:30.005] | Who buried them here, and why? |
[01:32.177] | ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel |
[01:34.162] | His name was Moroni |
[01:37.542] | MORONI: I am Moroni.... |
[01:40.216] | The AllAmerican Angel! |
[01:43.539] | My people lived here long, long ago |
[01:47.216] | This is the history of my race |
[01:49.980] | Please read the words within' |
[01:52.138] | We were Jews who met with Christ, |
[01:54.044] | But we were... |
[01:56.811] | But don' t let anybody see these plates except for you... |
[02:02.388] | They are only for you to see... |
[02:05.873] | Even if people ask you to show the plates to them, DON' T. |
[02:10.879] | Just copy them onto normal paper. |
[02:14.885] | Even thought this might make them question if the plates are real or not, |
[02:19.819] | This is sort of what God is going for... |
[02:25.425] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph took the plates home, |
[02:27.262] | And wrote down what he found inside |
[02:29.443] | He turned those plates into a book, |
[02:31.593] | Then he rushed into town and cried: |
[02:33.113] | JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me |
[02:35.330] | This blessed ancient tome! |
[02:37.443] | He hath commanded me to publish it, |
[02:39.388] | And stick it in every home! |
[02:41.983] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, |
[02:44.828] | and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! I' m interested! |
[02:50.125] | ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didn' t believe the prophet Joseph Smith. |
[02:54.097] | They thought he' d made up this part three |
[02:56.073] | that was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard! TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR! |
[02:59.219] | But Joe said |
[03:00.521] | JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie |
[03:01.741] | I speak to God all the time, |
[03:02.632] | And he told me to head west! |
[03:04.482] | So I' ll take my part three from the hill with the tree, |
[03:06.853] | Feel free if you' d like to come along with me, |
[03:08.926] | To the promised land! TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND? |
[03:11.286] | JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise! |
[03:12.110] | On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields as far as the eye can see! |
[03:18.680] | ALL: Have you heard of the AllAmerican prophet? |
[03:23.115] | He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ! |
[03:26.989] | We' re following him to paradise |
[03:29.428] | We call ourselves Mormon |
[03:31.382] | And our new religion is... |
[03:34.032] | AllAmerican! |
[03:36.633] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well how much does it cost!? |
[03:38.760] | ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for the place to settle down, |
[03:42.878] | But every time they thought they' d found it, |
[03:45.015] | They got kicked out of town |
[03:47.076] | And even though people wanted |
[03:49.140] | To see the golden plates, |
[03:51.406] | Joseph never showed' em |
[03:53.673] | GOTSWANA: Ihave maggots in my scrotum |
[04:02.892] | ELDER PRICE: Um... okay. Well, anyway... |
[04:06.555] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad... |
[04:12.908] | On the way to the promised land, |
[04:15.637] | Mormons made people mad. |
[04:19.069] | Joseph was shot by an angry mob, |
[04:22.245] | And knew he' d soon be done.... |
[04:25.780] | JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now, |
[04:29.706] | My good friend... Brigham Young. |
[04:34.894] | Oh, God... why are you letting me die? |
[04:40.510] | Without having me show people the plates |
[04:44.259] | They' ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not. |
[04:48.639] | They' ll have to believe it just... cause... |
[04:53.104] | Oh! I guess that' s kinda what you were going for.... |
[05:00.230] | Blargggh... |
[05:02.788] | ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in. |
[05:07.183] | But his followers, they kept heading west. |
[05:10.669] | And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah they called... |
[05:16.393] | Salt Lake City! |
[05:19.119] | And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families. |
[05:25.188] | Generation to generation, |
[05:27.844] | Until finally... they made ME. |
[05:31.080] | And now it' s MY JOB, |
[05:33.090] | TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LEAD LONG AGO!!! |
[05:39.959] | TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the AllAmerican prophet? ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!! |
[05:44.767] | The next in line to be the voice of God?! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!! |
[05:48.626] | TOWNSPEOPLE and CUNNINGHAM: He' s gonna do something incredible |
[05:51.246] | And be Joseph Smith again! |
[05:53.009] | Cause Kevin Price the prophet is... |
[05:55.254] | All All All |
[05:58.288] | ALLAMERICAN! |
[06:01.664] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, we' ll also throw in a set of steak knives! |