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(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck,You got a copy on me Pigpen? C'mon.)(Ah yeah, ten-four Pigpen, for sure, for sure.By golly it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.)(Yeah, that's a big ten-four there Pigpen.Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy.Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy) |
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It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of |
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JuneIn a Kenworth pullin' logs |
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Cab over Pete with a reefer on |
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And a Jimmy haulin' hogs |
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We's headed for bear on eye-one-oh |
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About a mile outta |
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Shakeytown |
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I says Pigpen, this here's the |
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Rubber Duck |
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And I'm about to put the hammer on down |
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Cause we got a little convoy rockin' thru the night |
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Yeah we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight |
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Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way |
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We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the |
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USAConvoy(Ah, breaker,Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?)(Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so)(Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here) |
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By the time we got into |
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Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all |
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But there's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf |
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And them bears's wall to wall |
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Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper |
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They even had a bear in the air |
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I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the |
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DuckWe about to go a-huntin' bear |
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Cause we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night |
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Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight |
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Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way |
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We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the |
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USAConvoy(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?)(Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're still too close.Yeah them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses.Mercy's sakes you better back off another ten) |
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Well we rolled up |
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Interstate |
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Forty-Four |
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Like a rocket sled on rails |
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We tore up all of our swindle sheets |
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And left 'em sittin' on the scales |
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By the time we hit that |
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Shi townThem bears was a-gettin' smart |
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They brought up some reinforcements |
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From the Illinois |
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National Guard |
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There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps |
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And rigs of every size |
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Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears |
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And choppers filled the skies |
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Well we shot the line |
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We went for broke |
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With a thousand screaming trucks |
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And eleven longhaired friends of |
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JesusIn a chartreuse microbus(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?)(Yeah, ten-four Sodbuster.Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?)(Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get) |
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Well we laid a strip for the |
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Jersey shore |
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And prepared to cross the line |
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I could see the bridge was lined with bears |
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But I didn't have a doggone dime |
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I says Pigpen this here's the |
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Rubber Duck |
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We just ain't gonna pay no toll |
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So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight |
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I says, let them truckers roll, ten-four |
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Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the night |
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Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful sight |
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Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way |
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We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the |
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USAConvoy, convoy, convoy(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA?Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure.Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here,So keep your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail.We'll catch you on the flip-flop.This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.) |
