| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 紫薯Miu/耳青 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 紫薯Miu |
| [00:02.81] | 事情是这样的 |
| [00:04.53] | 某天为了调节气氛 |
| [00:06.28] | 我在办公室里讲了个笑话 |
| [00:08.10] | 说我家里养了大象 |
| [00:10.47] | 由于演技精湛逻辑清晰 |
| [00:11.22] | 同事们都信以为真 |
| [00:12.73] | 后来不但澄清无果 |
| [00:14.35] | 还被冠以“养象人”之名 |
| [00:16.70] | 只有我的小师妹明辨是非？really？ |
| [00:18.85] | 下面有请她自我介绍 |
| [00:22.17] | 言和：我不是故意 |
| [00:23.98] | 言和：只想逗一逗你 |
| [00:26.79] | 言和：脸上笑嘻嘻 |
| [00:28.41] | 言和：心里却是很在意 |
| [00:31.26] | 言和：关于这件事情我深表歉意 |
| [00:35.67] | 言和：你就不要再提这话题 |
| [00:39.41] | 天依：呵呵 |
| [00:40.10] | 天依：其实不介意 |
| [00:41.84] | 天依：只是不再信你 |
| [00:44.54] | 天依：脸上笑嘻嘻 |
| [00:46.16] | 天依：心里默念三字经 |
| [00:48.97] | 天依：谁会开玩笑说养大象在家里 |
| [00:53.36] | 天依：你怕是脑壳有点问题 |
| [00:57.30] | 天依：嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈哈大象当坐骑 |
| [01:01.73] | 天依：哈哈哈哈哈哈呵呵我快笑岔气 |
| [01:06.16] | 天依：还有孔雀熊猫一条鳄鱼 |
| [01:10.61] | 天依：动物园是你家真的好神奇 |
| [01:15.91] | 编曲：紫薯Miu |
| [01:18.90] | 混音：紫薯Miu |
| [01:22.18] | 调教：紫薯Miu |
| [01:24.31] | 人声来源：耳青 |
| [01:35.65] | 言和：是我太大意 |
| [01:37.32] | 言和：不小心惹到你 |
| [01:40.10] | 言和：说声对不起 |
| [01:41.73] | 言和：想必你也不高兴 |
| [01:44.52] | 言和：楼下那家新开的包子还可以 |
| [01:48.93] | 言和：你要不要和我一起去 |
| [01:53.38] | 天依：让我原谅你 |
| [01:55.40] | 天依：也不是不可以 |
| [01:57.79] | 天依：看你有诚意 |
| [01:59.55] | 天依：那就再买只烧鸡 |
| [02:02.30] | 天依：大象的事情咱们就此不再提 |
| [02:06.73] | 天依：我已经饿到快要不行 |
| [02:10.63] | 天依：嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈哈包子加烧鸡 |
| [02:15.90] | 天依：哈哈哈哈哈哈嚯嚯开心到飞起 |
| [02:19.50] | 天依：还要紫薯红枣一杯奶昔 |
| [02:23.96] | 天依：吃饱我们再唱大象的秘密 |
| [02:28.38] | 言和：啊？？？ |
| [02:30.58] | 天依：嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈哈大象好美丽 |
| [02:35.60] | 天依：哈哈哈哈哈哈嚯嚯风大看不清 |
| [02:39.51] | 天依：它有鼻子耳朵一双眼睛 |
| [02:44.70] | 天依：还整天被我欺你说气不气！嘿！ |
| [03:07.91] | 掌声送给敢于献声的小师妹(*^▽^*) |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : zi shu Miu er qing |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : zi shu Miu |
| [00:02.81] | shi qing shi zhe yang de |
| [00:04.53] | mou tian wei le tiao jie qi fen |
| [00:06.28] | wo zai ban gong shi li jiang le ge xiao hua |
| [00:08.10] | shuo wo jia li yang le da xiang |
| [00:10.47] | you yu yan ji jing zhan luo ji qing xi |
| [00:11.22] | tong shi men dou xin yi wei zhen |
| [00:12.73] | hou lai bu dan cheng qing wu guo |
| [00:14.35] | hai bei guan yi" yang xiang ren" zhi ming |
| [00:16.70] | zhi you wo de xiao shi mei ming bian shi fei? really? |
| [00:18.85] | xia mian you qing ta zi wo jie shao |
| [00:22.17] | yan he: wo bu shi gu yi |
| [00:23.98] | yan he: zhi xiang dou yi dou ni |
| [00:26.79] | yan he: lian shang xiao xi xi |
| [00:28.41] | yan he: xin li que shi hen zai yi |
| [00:31.26] | yan he: guan yu zhe jian shi qing wo shen biao qian yi |
| [00:35.67] | yan he: ni jiu bu yao zai ti zhe hua ti |
| [00:39.41] | tian yi: he he |
| [00:40.10] | tian yi: qi shi bu jie yi |
| [00:41.84] | tian yi: zhi shi bu zai xin ni |
| [00:44.54] | tian yi: lian shang xiao xi xi |
| [00:46.16] | tian yi: xin li mo nian san zi jing |
| [00:48.97] | tian yi: shui hui kai wan xiao shuo yang da xiang zai jia li |
| [00:53.36] | tian yi: ni pa shi nao ke you dian wen ti |
| [00:57.30] | tian yi: huo huo ha ha ha ha ha ha da xiang dang zuo qi |
| [01:01.73] | tian yi: ha ha ha ha ha ha he he wo kuai xiao cha qi |
| [01:06.16] | tian yi: hai you kong que xiong mao yi tiao e yu |
| [01:10.61] | tian yi: dong wu yuan shi ni jia zhen de hao shen qi |
| [01:15.91] | bian qu: zi shu Miu |
| [01:18.90] | hun yin: zi shu Miu |
| [01:22.18] | tiao jiao: zi shu Miu |
| [01:24.31] | ren sheng lai yuan: er qing |
| [01:35.65] | yan he: shi wo tai da yi |
| [01:37.32] | yan he: bu xiao xin re dao ni |
| [01:40.10] | yan he: shuo sheng dui bu qi |
| [01:41.73] | yan he: xiang bi ni ye bu gao xing |
| [01:44.52] | yan he: lou xia na jia xin kai de bao zi hai ke yi |
| [01:48.93] | yan he: ni yao bu yao he wo yi qi qu |
| [01:53.38] | tian yi: rang wo yuan liang ni |
| [01:55.40] | tian yi: ye bu shi bu ke yi |
| [01:57.79] | tian yi: kan ni you cheng yi |
| [01:59.55] | tian yi: na jiu zai mai zhi shao ji |
| [02:02.30] | tian yi: da xiang de shi qing zan men jiu ci bu zai ti |
| [02:06.73] | tian yi: wo yi jing e dao kuai yao bu xing |
| [02:10.63] | tian yi: huo huo ha ha ha ha ha ha bao zi jia shao ji |
| [02:15.90] | tian yi: ha ha ha ha ha ha huo huo kai xin dao fei qi |
| [02:19.50] | tian yi: hai yao zi shu hong zao yi bei nai xi |
| [02:23.96] | tian yi: chi bao wo men zai chang da xiang de mi mi |
| [02:28.38] | yan he: a??? |
| [02:30.58] | tian yi: huo huo ha ha ha ha ha ha da xiang hao mei li |
| [02:35.60] | tian yi: ha ha ha ha ha ha huo huo feng da kan bu qing |
| [02:39.51] | tian yi: ta you bi zi er duo yi shuang yan jing |
| [02:44.70] | tian yi: hai zheng tian bei wo qi ni shuo qi bu qi! hei! |
| [03:07.91] | zhang sheng song gei gan yu xian sheng de xiao shi mei |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : zǐ shǔ Miu ěr qīng |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : zǐ shǔ Miu |
| [00:02.81] | shì qíng shì zhè yàng de |
| [00:04.53] | mǒu tiān wèi le tiáo jié qì fēn |
| [00:06.28] | wǒ zài bàn gōng shì lǐ jiǎng le gè xiào huà |
| [00:08.10] | shuō wǒ jiā lǐ yǎng le dà xiàng |
| [00:10.47] | yóu yú yǎn jì jīng zhàn luó ji qīng xī |
| [00:11.22] | tóng shì men dōu xìn yǐ wéi zhēn |
| [00:12.73] | hòu lái bù dàn chéng qīng wú guǒ |
| [00:14.35] | hái bèi guàn yǐ" yǎng xiàng rén" zhī míng |
| [00:16.70] | zhǐ yǒu wǒ de xiǎo shī mèi míng biàn shì fēi? really? |
| [00:18.85] | xià miàn yǒu qǐng tā zì wǒ jiè shào |
| [00:22.17] | yán hé: wǒ bú shì gù yì |
| [00:23.98] | yán hé: zhǐ xiǎng dòu yī dòu nǐ |
| [00:26.79] | yán hé: liǎn shàng xiào xī xī |
| [00:28.41] | yán hé: xīn lǐ què shì hěn zài yì |
| [00:31.26] | yán hé: guān yú zhè jiàn shì qíng wǒ shēn biǎo qiàn yì |
| [00:35.67] | yán hé: nǐ jiù bú yào zài tí zhè huà tí |
| [00:39.41] | tiān yī: hē hē |
| [00:40.10] | tiān yī: qí shí bù jiè yì |
| [00:41.84] | tiān yī: zhǐ shì bù zài xìn nǐ |
| [00:44.54] | tiān yī: liǎn shàng xiào xī xī |
| [00:46.16] | tiān yī: xīn lǐ mò niàn sān zì jīng |
| [00:48.97] | tiān yī: shuí huì kāi wán xiào shuō yǎng dà xiàng zài jiā lǐ |
| [00:53.36] | tiān yī: nǐ pà shì nǎo ké yǒu diǎn wèn tí |
| [00:57.30] | tiān yī: huò huò hā hā hā hā hā hā dà xiàng dāng zuò qí |
| [01:01.73] | tiān yī: hā hā hā hā hā hā hē hē wǒ kuài xiào chà qì |
| [01:06.16] | tiān yī: hái yǒu kǒng què xióng māo yī tiáo è yú |
| [01:10.61] | tiān yī: dòng wù yuán shì nǐ jiā zhēn de hǎo shén qí |
| [01:15.91] | biān qǔ: zǐ shǔ Miu |
| [01:18.90] | hùn yīn: zǐ shǔ Miu |
| [01:22.18] | tiáo jiào: zǐ shǔ Miu |
| [01:24.31] | rén shēng lái yuán: ěr qīng |
| [01:35.65] | yán hé: shì wǒ tài dà yì |
| [01:37.32] | yán hé: bù xiǎo xīn rě dào nǐ |
| [01:40.10] | yán hé: shuō shēng duì bù qǐ |
| [01:41.73] | yán hé: xiǎng bì nǐ yě bù gāo xìng |
| [01:44.52] | yán hé: lóu xià nà jiā xīn kāi de bāo zi hái kě yǐ |
| [01:48.93] | yán hé: nǐ yào bú yào hé wǒ yì qǐ qù |
| [01:53.38] | tiān yī: ràng wǒ yuán liàng nǐ |
| [01:55.40] | tiān yī: yě bú shì bù kě yǐ |
| [01:57.79] | tiān yī: kàn nǐ yǒu chéng yì |
| [01:59.55] | tiān yī: nà jiù zài mǎi zhǐ shāo jī |
| [02:02.30] | tiān yī: dà xiàng de shì qíng zán men jiù cǐ bù zài tí |
| [02:06.73] | tiān yī: wǒ yǐ jīng è dào kuài yào bù xíng |
| [02:10.63] | tiān yī: huò huò hā hā hā hā hā hā bāo zi jiā shāo jī |
| [02:15.90] | tiān yī: hā hā hā hā hā hā huò huò kāi xīn dào fēi qǐ |
| [02:19.50] | tiān yī: hái yào zǐ shǔ hóng zǎo yī bēi nǎi xī |
| [02:23.96] | tiān yī: chī bǎo wǒ men zài chàng dà xiàng de mì mì |
| [02:28.38] | yán hé: a??? |
| [02:30.58] | tiān yī: huò huò hā hā hā hā hā hā dà xiàng hǎo měi lì |
| [02:35.60] | tiān yī: hā hā hā hā hā hā huò huò fēng dà kàn bù qīng |
| [02:39.51] | tiān yī: tā yǒu bí zi ěr duǒ yī shuāng yǎn jīng |
| [02:44.70] | tiān yī: hái zhěng tiān bèi wǒ qī nǐ shuō qì bù qì! hēi! |
| [03:07.91] | zhǎng shēng sòng gěi gǎn yú xiàn shēng de xiǎo shī mèi |
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