| Before we ever saw straight | |
| We were graspin' at straws | |
| A debate was born | |
| Picket lines were drawn | |
| There was this big bang once | |
| Now we're learnin' to use our thumbs | |
| We need a purpose in life | |
| A survival guide | |
| We need explanations | |
| For how we arrived | |
| There was this big bang once | |
| Now we're standin' on our own two feet | |
| There was this big bang once | |
| We've been sharpenin' up our teeth | |
| They say there was this big bang once | |
| But the clergyman doesn't agree, oh no | |
| There was this big bang once | |
| But it don't jive with Adam and Eve | |
| Original sin, idyllic garden | |
| Some talkin' snake givin' apples away | |
| What would that snake say | |
| If he could only see us today? | |
| There was this big bang once | |
| We were left here to fill in the blanks | |
| There was this big bang once | |
| Now we're aimlessly driftin' in space | |
| We're gonna need an explanation for rational thought | |
| And what it meant and the weight of our hearts | |
| In a world of entropy, why can't we just simply be? | |
| And don't feed me lies, intelligent design | |
| There was this big bang once | |
| Why are we raptured on our knees? |