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I threw out a stupid common paperweight |
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And it went out into the country |
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To a place where other solid objects lie around |
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Well, it's quite hard and so it's probably still there |
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And when I die, it will still be somewhere |
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Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that |
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A man once took a very famous photograph |
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Went in books and even lectures |
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Said it was a monster in the old loch ness |
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Before he died, his wife gave him a back rub |
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He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub |
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Ha ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that |
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Scientists have recently just found out |
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About a fish they didn't know of |
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That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas |
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It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while |
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Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles |
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Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that |
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Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that |