| Song | There Are Many Dangers |
| Artist | Crash Test Dummies |
| Album | A Worm's Life |
| 作词 : Roberts | |
| If your toast gets stuck in the toaster | |
| Do not put a fork in the toaster | |
| While it is hooked up or look out | |
| I did and | |
| I got caught in the current | |
| Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight | |
| There are many dangers | |
| They could be in a toaster or a common thing | |
| You must keep a lookout | |
| Remember all the rules they have for everything | |
| When it's very, very cold out | |
| Do not put your tongue on cold metal things | |
| For example, stop signs | |
| I did and they had to pull some skin off | |
| And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night | |
| There are many dangers | |
| They could be in a toaster or a common thing | |
| You must keep a lookout | |
| Remember all the rules they have for everything | |
| When they'd taken out my tonsils, | |
| I brought them home | |
| Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room | |
| Between the toaster, stop sign and my tonsils | |
| I've got lots of things to think about at night | |
| There are many dangers | |
| Could be in a toaster or a common thing | |
| You must keep a lookout | |
| Remember all the rules they have for everything |
| zuò cí : Roberts | |
| If your toast gets stuck in the toaster | |
| Do not put a fork in the toaster | |
| While it is hooked up or look out | |
| I did and | |
| I got caught in the current | |
| Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight | |
| There are many dangers | |
| They could be in a toaster or a common thing | |
| You must keep a lookout | |
| Remember all the rules they have for everything | |
| When it' s very, very cold out | |
| Do not put your tongue on cold metal things | |
| For example, stop signs | |
| I did and they had to pull some skin off | |
| And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night | |
| There are many dangers | |
| They could be in a toaster or a common thing | |
| You must keep a lookout | |
| Remember all the rules they have for everything | |
| When they' d taken out my tonsils, | |
| I brought them home | |
| Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room | |
| Between the toaster, stop sign and my tonsils | |
| I' ve got lots of things to think about at night | |
| There are many dangers | |
| Could be in a toaster or a common thing | |
| You must keep a lookout | |
| Remember all the rules they have for everything |