Medical Love Song (Monty Python Sings)

Song Medical Love Song (Monty Python Sings)
Artist Monty Python
Album Monty Python Sings

Lyrics

[00:01,560] Inflammation of the foreskin
[00:06,192] Reminds me of your smile.
[00:09,552] I've had ballanital chancroids
[00:13,440] For quite a little while.
[00:16,896] I gave my heart to NSU
[00:20,832] That lovely night in June.
[00:24,752] I ache for you, my darling,
[00:29,216] And I hope you get well soon.
[00:33,664] My penile warts, your herpes,
[00:38,912] My syphilitic sores.
[00:42,288] Your moenelial infection,
[00:45,856] How I miss you more and more.
[00:49,456] Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox,
[00:53,120] Our lovely gonnorrhea,
[00:56,528] At least we both were lying,
[00:59,984] When we said that we were clear.
[01:03,680] Our syphilitic kisses,
[01:07,056] Sealed the secret of our tryst.
[01:10,512] You gave me scrotal pustules,
[01:14,032] With a quick flick of your wrist.
[01:17,392] Your trichovaginitis
[01:20,944] Sent shivers down my spine;
[01:24,336] I got snail tracks in my anus
[01:27,824] When your spirochetes met mine.
[01:31,904] Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
[01:38,864] meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
[01:45,984] epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
[01:52,896] syphilitic choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis.
[02:01,400] My clapped out genitalia
[02:04,800] Is not so bad for me,
[02:07,888] As the complete and utter failure
[02:11,824] Every time I try to pee.
[02:15,424] My doctor says my buboes
[02:19,150] Are the worst he's ever seen,
[02:22,544] My scrotum's painted orange
[02:26,032] And my balls are turning green.
[02:29,600] My heart is very tender
[02:32,912] Though my parts are awful raw,
[02:36,448] You might have been infected
[02:39,904] But you never were a bore.
[02:43,344] I'm dying of your love, my love
[02:46,976] I'm your spirochaetal clown,
[02:50,480] I've left my body to science
[02:53,872] But I'm afraid they've turned it down.
[02:58,064] Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
[03:04,896] meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
[03:11,856] epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
[03:18,880] syphilitic choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis.