| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 刘佳铭 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 林正 |
| [00:03.03] | |
| [00:10.50] | 林：车厢沉默得很奇怪 |
| [00:12.10] | 座位忘了让出来 |
| [00:13.56] | 都是FB在作怪 |
| [00:16.53] | 刘：隔壁传来莫名节拍 |
| [00:17.80] | 上着厕所也能玩 |
| [00:19.24] | 糖果破到第几关 |
| [00:23.15] | 林：一看到电池警讯出现 |
| [00:28.80] | 刘：末日就站在我眼前 |
| [00:33.50] | 林：美丽的风景在窗外 |
| [00:34.80] | 愤怒鸟儿却不在 |
| [00:36.13] | 没WIFI天阿怎么办 |
| [00:39.10] | 刘：APP能免费下载 |
| [00:40.50] | 心情要随时上传 |
| [00:42.06] | 手指一动全都来 |
| [00:45.47] | 林：忽然熟悉的铃声响起 |
| [00:51.17] | 不用麻烦是我的你别着急 |
| [00:56.18] | 合：喔 全世界 |
| [00:57.27] | 每个人 都在滑着手机 |
| [01:01.54] | 喔 从白天 到黑夜 |
| [01:03.49] | 都要滑着手机 |
| [01:07.55] | 刘：最遥远的距离 看着你却没收讯 |
| [01:10.21] | 真想用我的生命 换颗卫星 |
| [01:13.26] | 刘：世纪最大发明 没有就被排挤 |
| [01:16.01] | 一定要低头努力 |
| [01:18.10] | 合：努力滑着手机 |
| [01:29.50] | 林：今天要自己吃晚餐 |
| [01:31.21] | 明天我就会学乖 |
| [01:32.80] | 已读不回是坏习惯 |
| [01:35.53] | 刘：吃饭管它是什么菜 |
| [01:37.11] | 贴图还比较可爱 |
| [01:38.29] | 看了胃口比较开 |
| [01:42.12] | 林：看大家更新地震动态 |
| [01:47.32] | 刘：比新闻跑马还要快 |
| [01:52.56] | 翻来翻去都睡不着 |
| [01:53.84] | 滑滑手机就能好 |
| [01:55.21] | 反正我有吃到饱 |
| [01:58.01] | 林：听见窗外的鸡在叫 |
| [01:59.41] | 绿灯还是熄不了 |
| [02:01.10] | 今天早八不迟到 |
| [02:04.59] | 刘：都怪有Jolin陪我睡觉 |
| [02:10.27] | 点名没到老师我是没听到 |
| [02:15.14] | 合：喔 全世界 每个人 |
| [02:17.00] | 都在滑着手机 |
| [02:20.81] | 喔 从南极 到北极 |
| [02:22.80] | 都要滑着手机 |
| [02:26.61] | 刘：你知道所有秘密 |
| [02:27.90] | 比女朋友还贴心 |
| [02:29.53] | 要是那天没了你 |
| [02:30.85] | 活不下去 |
| [02:32.30] | 林：世纪最大发明 我会好好珍惜 |
| [02:35.15] | 一定会不离不弃 |
| [02:37.05] | 合：努力滑着手机 |
| [02:49.25] | 刘：喔 全世界 每个人 |
| [02:51.00] | 都在滑着手机 |
| [02:54.70] | 林：喔 埃及人 太空人 |
| [02:56.60] | 都要滑着手机 |
| [03:00.75] | 刘：你啃你的苹果 他摘他的星星 |
| [03:03.60] | 但我坚持守着 我的唯一 |
| [03:06.48] | 刘：世纪最大发明 全都要感谢上帝 |
| [03:09.00] | 一定会再接再厉 |
| [03:10.87] | 合：努力滑着手机 |
| [03:13.63] | 努力滑着手机 努力滑着手机 |
| [03:19.37] | 努力滑着手机 努力滑着手机 |
| [03:24.90] | 努力滑着手机 努力滑着手机 |
| [03:30.76] | 努力滑着手机 |
| [03:34.82] |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : liu jia ming |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : lin zheng |
| [00:03.03] | |
| [00:10.50] | lin: che xiang chen mo de hen qi guai |
| [00:12.10] | zuo wei wang le rang chu lai |
| [00:13.56] | dou shi FB zai zuo guai |
| [00:16.53] | liu: ge bi chuan lai mo ming jie pai |
| [00:17.80] | shang zhe ce suo ye neng wan |
| [00:19.24] | tang guo po dao di ji guan |
| [00:23.15] | lin: yi kan dao dian chi jing xun chu xian |
| [00:28.80] | liu: mo ri jiu zhan zai wo yan qian |
| [00:33.50] | lin: mei li de feng jing zai chuang wai |
| [00:34.80] | fen nu niao er que bu zai |
| [00:36.13] | mei WIFI tian a zen me ban |
| [00:39.10] | liu: APP neng mian fei xia zai |
| [00:40.50] | xin qing yao sui shi shang chuan |
| [00:42.06] | shou zhi yi dong quan dou lai |
| [00:45.47] | lin: hu ran shu xi de ling sheng xiang qi |
| [00:51.17] | bu yong ma fan shi wo de ni bie zhao ji |
| [00:56.18] | he: o quan shi jie |
| [00:57.27] | mei ge ren dou zai hua zhuo shou ji |
| [01:01.54] | o cong bai tian dao hei ye |
| [01:03.49] | dou yao hua zhuo shou ji |
| [01:07.55] | liu: zui yao yuan de ju li kan zhe ni que mo shou xun |
| [01:10.21] | zhen xiang yong wo de sheng ming huan ke wei xing |
| [01:13.26] | liu: shi ji zui da fa ming mei you jiu bei pai ji |
| [01:16.01] | yi ding yao di tou nu li |
| [01:18.10] | he: nu li hua zhuo shou ji |
| [01:29.50] | lin: jin tian yao zi ji chi wan can |
| [01:31.21] | ming tian wo jiu hui xue guai |
| [01:32.80] | yi du bu hui shi huai xi guan |
| [01:35.53] | liu: chi fan guan ta shi shen me cai |
| [01:37.11] | tie tu hai bi jiao ke ai |
| [01:38.29] | kan le wei kou bi jiao kai |
| [01:42.12] | lin: kan da jia geng xin di zhen dong tai |
| [01:47.32] | liu: bi xin wen pao ma hai yao kuai |
| [01:52.56] | fan lai fan qu dou shui bu zhao |
| [01:53.84] | hua hua shou ji jiu neng hao |
| [01:55.21] | fan zheng wo you chi dao bao |
| [01:58.01] | lin: ting jian chuang wai de ji zai jiao |
| [01:59.41] | lv deng hai shi xi bu liao |
| [02:01.10] | jin tian zao ba bu chi dao |
| [02:04.59] | liu: dou guai you Jolin pei wo shui jiao |
| [02:10.27] | dian ming mei dao lao shi wo shi mei ting dao |
| [02:15.14] | he: o quan shi jie mei ge ren |
| [02:17.00] | dou zai hua zhuo shou ji |
| [02:20.81] | o cong nan ji dao bei ji |
| [02:22.80] | dou yao hua zhuo shou ji |
| [02:26.61] | liu: ni zhi dao suo you mi mi |
| [02:27.90] | bi nv peng you hai tie xin |
| [02:29.53] | yao shi na tian mei le ni |
| [02:30.85] | huo bu xia qu |
| [02:32.30] | lin: shi ji zui da fa ming wo hui hao hao zhen xi |
| [02:35.15] | yi ding hui bu li bu qi |
| [02:37.05] | he: nu li hua zhuo shou ji |
| [02:49.25] | liu: o quan shi jie mei ge ren |
| [02:51.00] | dou zai hua zhuo shou ji |
| [02:54.70] | lin: o ai ji ren tai kong ren |
| [02:56.60] | dou yao hua zhuo shou ji |
| [03:00.75] | liu: ni ken ni de ping guo ta zhai ta de xing xing |
| [03:03.60] | dan wo jian chi shou zhe wo de wei yi |
| [03:06.48] | liu: shi ji zui da fa ming quan dou yao gan xie shang di |
| [03:09.00] | yi ding hui zai jie zai li |
| [03:10.87] | he: nu li hua zhuo shou ji |
| [03:13.63] | nu li hua zhuo shou ji nu li hua zhuo shou ji |
| [03:19.37] | nu li hua zhuo shou ji nu li hua zhuo shou ji |
| [03:24.90] | nu li hua zhuo shou ji nu li hua zhuo shou ji |
| [03:30.76] | nu li hua zhuo shou ji |
| [03:34.82] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : liú jiā míng |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : lín zhèng |
| [00:03.03] | |
| [00:10.50] | lín: chē xiāng chén mò de hěn qí guài |
| [00:12.10] | zuò wèi wàng le ràng chū lái |
| [00:13.56] | dōu shì FB zài zuò guài |
| [00:16.53] | liú: gé bì chuán lái mò míng jié pāi |
| [00:17.80] | shàng zhe cè suǒ yě néng wán |
| [00:19.24] | táng guǒ pò dào dì jǐ guān |
| [00:23.15] | lín: yī kàn dào diàn chí jǐng xùn chū xiàn |
| [00:28.80] | liú: mò rì jiù zhàn zài wǒ yǎn qián |
| [00:33.50] | lín: měi lì de fēng jǐng zài chuāng wài |
| [00:34.80] | fèn nù niǎo ér què bù zài |
| [00:36.13] | méi WIFI tiān ā zěn me bàn |
| [00:39.10] | liú: APP néng miǎn fèi xià zǎi |
| [00:40.50] | xīn qíng yào suí shí shàng chuán |
| [00:42.06] | shǒu zhǐ yī dòng quán dōu lái |
| [00:45.47] | lín: hū rán shú xī de líng shēng xiǎng qǐ |
| [00:51.17] | bù yòng má fán shì wǒ de nǐ bié zháo jí |
| [00:56.18] | hé: ō quán shì jiè |
| [00:57.27] | měi ge rén dōu zài huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [01:01.54] | ō cóng bái tiān dào hēi yè |
| [01:03.49] | dōu yào huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [01:07.55] | liú: zuì yáo yuǎn de jù lí kàn zhe nǐ què mò shōu xùn |
| [01:10.21] | zhēn xiǎng yòng wǒ de shēng mìng huàn kē wèi xīng |
| [01:13.26] | liú: shì jì zuì dà fā míng méi yǒu jiù bèi pái jǐ |
| [01:16.01] | yí dìng yào dī tóu nǔ lì |
| [01:18.10] | hé: nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [01:29.50] | lín: jīn tiān yào zì jǐ chī wǎn cān |
| [01:31.21] | míng tiān wǒ jiù huì xué guāi |
| [01:32.80] | yǐ dú bù huí shì huài xí guàn |
| [01:35.53] | liú: chī fàn guǎn tā shì shén me cài |
| [01:37.11] | tiē tú hái bǐ jiào kě ài |
| [01:38.29] | kàn le wèi kǒu bǐ jiào kāi |
| [01:42.12] | lín: kàn dà jiā gēng xīn dì zhèn dòng tài |
| [01:47.32] | liú: bǐ xīn wén pǎo mǎ hái yào kuài |
| [01:52.56] | fān lái fān qù dōu shuì bù zháo |
| [01:53.84] | huá huá shǒu jī jiù néng hǎo |
| [01:55.21] | fǎn zhèng wǒ yǒu chī dào bǎo |
| [01:58.01] | lín: tīng jiàn chuāng wài de jī zài jiào |
| [01:59.41] | lǜ dēng hái shì xī bù liǎo |
| [02:01.10] | jīn tiān zǎo bā bù chí dào |
| [02:04.59] | liú: dōu guài yǒu Jolin péi wǒ shuì jiào |
| [02:10.27] | diǎn míng méi dào lǎo shī wǒ shì méi tīng dào |
| [02:15.14] | hé: ō quán shì jiè měi ge rén |
| [02:17.00] | dōu zài huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [02:20.81] | ō cóng nán jí dào běi jí |
| [02:22.80] | dōu yào huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [02:26.61] | liú: nǐ zhī dào suǒ yǒu mì mì |
| [02:27.90] | bǐ nǚ péng yǒu hái tiē xīn |
| [02:29.53] | yào shì nà tiān méi le nǐ |
| [02:30.85] | huó bù xià qù |
| [02:32.30] | lín: shì jì zuì dà fā míng wǒ huì hǎo hǎo zhēn xī |
| [02:35.15] | yí dìng huì bù lí bù qì |
| [02:37.05] | hé: nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [02:49.25] | liú: ō quán shì jiè měi ge rén |
| [02:51.00] | dōu zài huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [02:54.70] | lín: ō āi jí rén tài kōng rén |
| [02:56.60] | dōu yào huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [03:00.75] | liú: nǐ kěn nǐ de píng guǒ tā zhāi tā de xīng xīng |
| [03:03.60] | dàn wǒ jiān chí shǒu zhe wǒ de wéi yī |
| [03:06.48] | liú: shì jì zuì dà fā míng quán dōu yào gǎn xiè shàng dì |
| [03:09.00] | yí dìng huì zài jiē zài lì |
| [03:10.87] | hé: nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [03:13.63] | nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [03:19.37] | nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [03:24.90] | nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [03:30.76] | nǔ lì huá zhuó shǒu jī |
| [03:34.82] |
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